There's good news and bad news, /co/,
The good news is you now exist in a comic book universe.
The bad news is you are a criminal in a comic book universe and you have just committed a string of crimes.
The worst news is that you are about to be confronted for your crimes of the night by a particularly intimidating hero -- the kind that would make anyone nope the fuck out.
>http://www.mithrilandmages.com/utilities/Crimes.php
Set the crime count to six and randomly generate the six crimes you've committed.
The last two numbers of your post corresponds to the hero who confronts you for these crimes.
How fucked are you?
>Bonus Mode
In this moment of extreme personal crisis you suddenly feel yourself gaining extraordinary powers.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Roll for your powers and post them. How fucked are you now?
Is it just me, or is this basically roll batman or die?
>>82428990
Well, it is a modified version of some other anon's terrifying heroes chart. Maybe a few tweaks would make it more suitable for a rolling game.
>Crimes
Criminal sale of a firearm in the second degree
Tampering with a juror in the first degree
Criminal sale of a controlled substance in the fifth degree
Life settlement fraud in the second degree
Sexual abuse in the second degree
Compounding a crime
>Power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Composite_Deity_Physiology
I think i'm gonna be just fine
>>82428990
Dredd, Superman, Bueno and MM would probably not kill you. Some versions of Casey too, depending on the crime.
You've got Midnighter...nice knowing you Anon.
Vehicular assault in the second degree
Promoting prostitution in the fourth degree
Forgery in the first degree
Identity theft in the third degree
Rewarding official misconduct in the first degree
Criminal possession of a controlled substance in the fourth degree
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Relationship_Identification
I'm probably fucked
Alright, guys, try rolling against this now.
>>82428990
You're fine with Superman, Spider-Man and Martian Manhunter
>>82429070
Dude Dredd would kill you. And that's a particularly ominous superman, could be red kryptonite. Bueno and MM...yeah you have a point there.
>>82429345
>Superman
That's Angry Superman, anon. You may not die but if your crimes are severe enough you may wish you did.
>Spider-Man
Black-Suited Spider-Man. See: Angry Superman.
>Martian Manhunter
Again, you may not die but mindrape isn't fun.
>>82429275
>Angry Superman
Luckily for you, you don't seem to have done anything too severe.
>Will kill you regardless
Punisher
Ghost Rider
Spawn
>Will kill you if the crime is severe enough
Wolverine
Deadpool
Moon Knight
Hulk
Sentry
Casey Jones
Rorschach
Midnigher
Dredd
>Will very nearly kill you if the crime is severe enough.
Wonder Woman
Power Girl
Angry Superman
Martian Manhunter
>Probably won't kill you
Batman
Daredevil
Bueno Excellente
Licenses to carry possess repair and dispose of firearms
Making an apparently sworn false statement in the first degree
Rent gouging in the third degree
Endangering the welfare of a child
Harassment in the first degree
Unlawful possession of personal identification information in the second degree
I think i'm not too fucked. I don't know what do ya'll think? Also how do i tell which hero i get?
Please please please for the love of all that is holy be 41-45 on the new table
>>82429608
Sorry,bub.
Also
>endangering the welfare of a child
>harassment in the first degree
you're gonna get snikt'd
>>82429608
oh wait figured it out....wolverine. i can live with that.
>>82429657
oh common, i didn't kill nobody, he won't snik me for that.
>>82428715
Auto stripping in the second degree
Unlawful fleeing a police officer in a motor vehicle in the second degree
Tampering with a sports contest in the first degree
Intimidating a victim or witness in the second degree
Rape in the second degree
Offering a false instrument for filing in the second degree
>>82428715
>Crimes
Criminal sexual act in the third degree
Money laundering in support of terrorism in the fourth degree
Burglary in the first degree
Soliciting or providing support for an act of terrorism in the first degree
Operating as a major trafficker
Manslaughter in the first degree
So I'm a careless terrorist thief drug/arms dealer who also had sex with a 16 year old.
>Power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atomic_Manipulation
HAHAHA
Come on scrubs
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nemesis_Form?useskin=oasis
Against certain guys I think I'd be fine
as for my crimes
Conspiracy in the sixth degree
Strangulation in the second degree
Grand larceny in the second degree
Possession of burglar`s tools
Money laundering in the second degree
Permitting prostitution
I should get some attention
>>82429865
>>82428715
>Dredd vs Evil Captain Atom
How is this even a fight?
>>82429902
Right?
Poor Evil Captain Atom.
>>82429882
I got Rorshach lmao I'm fine kekekekek
>Crimes
Murder in the first degree
Scheme to defraud in the first degree
Obscenity in the first degree
Criminal sale of marihuana in the third degree
Unlawfully dealing with fireworks and dangerous fireworks
Arson in the fifth degree
>power
Blade Arms
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blade_Retraction
Just not Spectre or Ghost Rider
>>82430008
All you're gonna do is turn into his mom and momentarily daze him. Then he's gonna get a crowbar and beat the shit out of you.
>>82428715
Crimes:
Stalking in the second degree
Manufacture of unauthorized recordings in the first degree
Patronizing a prostitute in the third degree
Immigrant assistance services fraud in the second degree
Sexual abuse in the second degree
Criminal possession of public benefit cards in the first degree
A nativist's worst nightmare
Power: Plant Kingdom Embodiment
That sounds more notable than my crimes.
>>82430107
Rerolled because the previous one was too easy.
Crimes:
Aggravated murder
Criminal possession of a weapon in the first degree
Unlawful wearing of a body vest
Aggravated vehicular assault
Unlawful surveillance in the first degree
Trespass
Power:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heaven_Embodiment
So I am basically Frank ascended to heaven?
>>82430206
>>82430107
Sorry linked to yours by mistake lad.
>Crimes
Directing a laser at an aircraft in the first degree
Prostitution in a school zone
Unauthorized use of a vehicle in the second degree
Manufacture of unauthorized recordings in the first degree
Use of counterfeit, unapproved or unlawful wagering instruments
Unlawful fleeing a police officer in a motor vehicle in the third degree
>Power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chlorokinetic_Constructs
>How fucked are you now?
That depends on whether or not I roll 56-60.
>>82428715
>crimes
Fortune telling
Bribing a juror
Unlawful manufacture of methamphetamine in the first degree
Unlawfully refusing to yield a party line
Criminal sale of a police uniform
Conspiracy of the sixth degree
>power
Snow manipulation
Please no punisher
>>82430264I AM THE LAW
you man be screwed anon.
>>82430395
>please no punisher
>rolls the specter instead
fucking kek
Okay, here's the final roll chart that I feel strikes the right balance between you're fucked and you may survive.
>>82430264
You are getting at least 100 years in an iso-cube creep
Grand larceny in the second degree
Possession of eavesdropping devices
Criminal facilitation in the fourth degree
Welfare fraud in the third degree
Manufacture transport disposition and defacement of weapons and dangerous instruments and appliances
>Gaming fraud in the first degree
>gaming Fraud
Even withou power i know i am going to be okay, pls no Dredd
Creating a hazard
Unlawful fleeing a police officer in a motor vehicle in the third degree
Criminal tampering in the first degree
Unlawful manufacture of methamphetamine in the third degree
Criminal impersonation in the first degree
Unlawful disposal of methamphetamine laboratory material
And I breathe... plants
Here I go senpai
>Criminal sale of marihuana in the fifth degree
>Disruption or disturbance of religious service
>Criminal sale of a police uniform
>Unlawfully dealing with fireworks and dangerous fireworks
>Patronizing a prostitute in the third degree
>Harassment of a rent regulated tenant
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Culinary_Intuition?useskin=oasis
I'm the lamest super villain in all of history, on par with the Wall.
>>82430812
Have fun being killed accidentally by Deadpool for a joke, man.
>>82429070
pretty sure Bueno actually raped somebody to death
>>82428715
>Trespass
>Tampering with public records in the second degree
>Possession of graffiti instruments
>Unlawful possession of personal identification information in the first degree
>Promoting gambling in the second degree
>Use of a child in a sexual performance
Jesus fuck, it was all petty crime until the last one..
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Card_Combat
Okay, I guess? Am I Gambit or what?
>>82428715
>crimes
Loitering
Placing a false bomb or hazardous substance in the second degree
Bigamy
Criminally using drug paraphernalia in the second degree
Criminal use of a chemical weapon or biological weapon in the first degree
Tampering with private communications
>Power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Primordial_Fire_Manipulation
All right, you fucks. Let's fucking tango.
>>82428715
Not having THE SHADOW!!!
"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of man? The SHADOW knows!!!"
>shitting your pants hearing the infernal cackling. Knowing death lurks somewhere in your immediate vaccinity.
>>82431046
>>82429316
getting a re-roll for a chance to gawk at Power Girl
>>82430991
>I abused a kid
>and I get attacked by the goddamn Spectre
Just fuck my shit up.
>>82429601
Ghost Rider doesn't kill
>>82428715
Burglary in the first degree
Bribery in the third degree
Criminal sexual act in the second degree
Promoting gambling in the first degree
Hindering prosecution of terrorism in the second degree
Unlawfully dealing with fireworks and dangerous fireworks
Telempathy
Oh shit, what's a second degree criminal sex act?
>>82431663
>Dredd
FUCK GUYS I REALLY NEED TO KNOW
>>82428715
Reckless endangerment in the second degree
Welfare fraud in the first degree
Criminal sale of a controlled substance in or near school grounds
Criminal mischief in the second degree
Aggravated vehicular homicide
Making an apparently sworn false statement in the first degree
I hope I get Superman
>>82430991
Nope! You're Bullseye, but only with cards.
Criminal obstruction of breathing or blood circulation
Criminal use of a firearm in the second degree
Unlawful use of secret scientific material
Escape in the first degree
Criminal contempt of the state commission on judicial conduct
Criminal sale of a firearm in the third degree
I think I'm in the mafia.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Obsolescence
I think I run the mafia!
>Coercion in the second degree
Not that bad
>Dissemination of an unlawful surveillance image in the first degree
Alright, sure
>Trademark counterfeiting in the third degree
OH NO LOCK ME UP
>Promoting the exposure of a person
Meh nudes never hurt anyone
>Promoting prison contraband in the first degree
Pretty serious but not murder tier
>Use of a child in a sexual performance
... Well fuck
>Volatile Constructs
So I summon bombs, that's pretty neat
I mean my plan was to just repent and try to talk my way out of a fight but if it comes to that I'm not defenseless... ROLLAN BIG MONEY NO WHAMMYS
>>82431943
>Venom
Good thing I'm basically untouchable!
>>82431971
>Injustice/Angry Superman
Nice knowing you!
>>82431971
Well I'm not dead or maimed. If I'm sincere about changing my ways I can probably get off with jail time and counseling and still have a healthy life ahead of me, and bomb magic will keep me from being buttraped.
Could be a lot worse
Aggravated harassment of an employee by an inmate
Trespass
Unlawful prevention of public access to records
Intimidating a victim or witness in the second degree
Insurance fraud in the first degree
Endangering the welfare of a child
>Crimes
Kidnapping in the first degree
Bigamy
Criminal retention of medical marihuana
Hindering prosecution of terrorism in the first degree
Hindering prosecution of terrorism in the second degree
Forgery in the second degree
One night after I got high and pulled over by the police, I began developing a poorly thought out plan in my cell. I would kidnap the pretty lady next door on her way home from work once I got out, and force her into legal marriage, while I was still technically married myself. Forging her signature on the marriage documents, I then go to attempt to siege a court room convicting a man to Guantanamo Bay on charges of terrorism.
>Bonus Power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pressure_Strike
If anyone tries to stop me, I will strike them with pressurized air from a distance.
>rap sheet
>Sexual misconduct
>Falsifying business records in the second degree
>Reckless endangerment in the second degree
>Providing a juror with a gratuity
>Criminally negligent homicide
>Criminal possession of a chemical weapon or biological weapon in the second degree
>special power
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Typhokinetic_Combat
So now I'm Smoke from Mortal Kombat.
Escape in the second degree
Creating a hazard
Unlawfully possessing or selling noxious material
Issuing a bad check
Inciting to riot
Criminal contempt of the state commission on judicial conduct
So basically I'm an unhinged activist, I should be okay
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Vocifery?useskin=oasis
I believe I'm going to be just fine.
>>82432345
I ALSO BELIEVE I'M GONNA BANG PEEJ
SUCK IT FAGGOTS
[Spoiler] a Venom is fine too [/spoiler]
>>82430395
>The Specter
That's what you fucking get for fortune telling. I hope like being trapped inside a snow-globe, frozen as a plastic miniature screaming on the inside and watching as the world goes by. Waiting, WAITING, for the day when hell freezes over, and your soul is released from imprisonment only to be trapped in the underworld.
That'll teach you for charging people $120 for a 15 minute session just to tell them "a good/bad thing will happen."
>>82430481
rerolling
Crimes
>Identity theft in the second degree
>Unlawful use of credit card debit card or public benefit card
>Residential mortgage fraud in the fifth degree
>Escape in the second degree
>Gang assault in the first degree
>Creating a hazard
Power
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Timestream_Shift
I'll be untouchable unless I have to come back into regular time for some reason.
>>82428715
So,
>CRIME
Patronizing a prostitute in the second degree
Tampering with a witness in the second degree
Offering a false instrument for filing in the second degree
Residential mortgage fraud in the fourth degree
Health care fraud in the fifth degree
Criminal possession of public benefit cards in the third degree
>POWER
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Law_Manipulation
Wait... So I actually didn't break the law? Okay then.
>>82433162
>go against Dredd
>but I AM THE LAW
>no I AM THE LAW
>NO, I AM
>NO
crimes
Tampering with a sports contest in the second degree
Hindering prosecution of terrorism in the second degree
Harming a service animal in the first degree
Forgery in the third degree
Criminal contempt of the state commission on judicial conduct
Sellers of ammunition
and my power is Energy drain
>>82429601
>Bueno Excellente
No, he'd give you a fate far worse than death.
>crimes
I tried to hide some profits but got caught and was charged with falsifying business records in the second degree.
When I got out I hit up a casino and played some cards to celebrate. The house caught me switching cards, committing manipulation of gaming outcomes at an authorized gaming establishment.
I had to serve my full time and tried to go straight and got a job at a piercing/tattoo parlor working as a cashier. One night I was with some friends and being an idiot I told one of them I learned how to do a clit piercing. Because I was never trained and didn't have proper equipment I fucked up, committing female gential mutilation.
I wound up bumping the pissed off boyfriend with my car commiting vehicular assult in the second degree.
I knew that this was strike three for me so I drove to my ex's place outside set hours, committing custodial interference in the second degree, that didn't matter since I knew I would become a lifer so I just went to say goodbye to my kids.
When the police finally arrived I tried to bs my way out of it, making a punishable false written statement.
>powers
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Transcendence
Well once I was on the inside the thought of spending the rest of my life behind bars terrified me to no end. That was when I started to learn things, and fast. I was so good at everything I observed that I figured out how to break out and have been living on the run ever since. Funny how even though I can learn anything really fast and even do better than veterans at this shit, I still feel like a massive idiot.
Rerolling
>>82434165
using
>>82429316
and
>>82430481
>>82434165
So I wound up with being hunted down by Judge Dredd or
>>82434223
Spiderman and his yandere girlfriend when they are together...honestly I don't know which one is worse.
....just went to the power wiki. Im the fucking Deerman. I have powers derived from tje atributes of deer. Fuck.
My crimes are
> refusal to help a policeman
>criminal sale of a controlled substance first degree
>issuing a bad check
>second degree vehicular manslaughter
>unlawful dealings with a child second degree
>third degree forgery
Criminal possession of a controlled substance in the third degree
Corrupting the government in the third degree
Unlawful use of credit card debit card or public benefit card
Criminal usury in the first degree
Criminal tampering in the first degree
Facilitating a sex offense with a controlled substance
Crimes
>Stalking in the second degree
>Criminal trespass in the second degree
>Fraudulently obtaining a signature
>Grand larceny in the first degree
>Criminal sale of a controlled substance in or near school grounds
>Welfare fraud in the first degree
Powers
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Bullet_Projection?useskin=oasis
Feeling good about this unless
>>82428715
Rolling on
"Possession of unlawful gaming property in the second degree"
With Adrenal Activation.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adrenal_Activation
Arson in the fourth degree
Loitering in the first degree
Money laundering in support of terrorism in the third degree
Aggravated harassment in the second degree
Custodial interference in the second degree
Criminal sale of a controlled substance in or near school grounds
>>82428715
>crimes
>Residential mortgage fraud in the second degree
>Promoting prostitution in a school zone
>Aggravated cemetery desecration in the second degree
>Killing or injuring a police animal
>Falsely reporting an incident in the second degree
>Unlawfully concealing a will
So... school pimp, stealing bodies, phone-pranking cops and hiding testaments.
>power
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Wave_Emission
I could take couple of guys on list.
>tfw I roll Sentry
>>82428990
>Crimes
Obstructing governmental administration by means of a self-defense spray device
Intimidating a victim or witness in the second degree
Forgery of a vehicle identification number
Bribe receiving by a witness
Computer trespass
Conspiracy in the first degree
>>82431663
>Oh shit, what's a second degree criminal sex act?
Oral or anal with person younger than 15.
>>82437357
and this is my power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causality_Manipulation
>>82428715
Rewarding official misconduct in the second degree
Criminal injection of a narcotic drug
Unlawfully dealing with fireworks and dangerous fireworks
Operating as a major trafficker
Sexual abuse in the third degree
Stalking in the second degree
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invisibility
rolling to find out who am I facing
>>82431705
It means you raped a retarded person
>>82437665
well, I had a good run
rell
Criminal possession of a weapon in the second degree
Rent gouging in the third degree
Criminal impersonation in the first degree
Unlawful possession of a skimmer device in the first degree
Criminal solicitation in the second degree
Failing to report criminal communications
This doesn't sound like anything really bad.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spiritual_Flame_Breath
Cool, power, let's see who I roll.
>>82437873
>Supes
Welp, maybe we can talk it out.
>>82428715
Crime:
Use of a child in a sexual performance
Making an apparently sworn false statement in the second degree
Directing a laser at an aircraft in the second degree
Abortion in the first degree
Eavesdropping
Criminal sale of a firearm to a minor
Power:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Corrupted_Environment_Manipulation
I'm fucked
>>82437986
>Midnighter
I actually pity you.
>>82428715
Crimes:
>Menacing a police officer or peace officer
>Providing a juror with a gratuity
>Health care fraud in the first degree
>Life settlement fraud in the second degree
>Offering a false instrument for filing in the first degree
>Assault on a judge
Power:
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Portal_Creation
Yeah boyo. Try to fuck me over NOW faggots.
>>82438037
Sentry gonna rip you a new asshole
>>82430481
reroll
>Crimes
Promoting prostitution in the third degree
Criminal mischief in the fourth degree
Rent gouging in the first degree
Identity theft in the third degree
Loitering
Arson in the third degree
>Power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soil_Empowerment
>>82429316
Fuck it, rerolling for peej.
Crimes:
>Criminal interference with health care services or religious worship in the first degree
>Money laundering in the second degree
>Criminal use of a chemical weapon or biological weapon in the second degree
>Unlawfully concealing a will
>Scheme to defraud in the second degree
>Public display of offensive sexual material
Power:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Physiology
Damn. Lets see how this goes.
>>82428715
>Crimes
Providing a juror with a gratuity
Commercial bribing in the first degree
Criminal solicitation in the first degree
Criminal possession of a forged instrument in the first degree
Criminal obstruction of breathing or blood circulation
Welfare fraud in the fourth degree
I understand about, half, of those.
>Powers
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrical_Resurrection
Well, that's easy mode for me then.
Hoorolll
my crimes were so dumb
>possession of gambling records
>eavesdropping
>use of counterfeit wagering instruments
Power was internal rupturing, I can slice the inside of people's stomachs with my mind
>>82439181
That's a pretty decent power actually.
>>82428715
>Crimes
Insurance fraud in the fourth degree
Coercion in the first degree
Trademark counterfeiting in the second degree
Aggravated vehicular assault
Criminally negligent homicide
Unpermitted use of indoor pyrotechnics in the second degree
>Power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soul_Mutilation
kek i'm totally fine
>>82428715
>>http://www.mithrilandmages.com/utilities/Crimes.php
Criminal possession of methamphetamine manufacturing material in the second degree
Facilitating a sexual performance by a child with a controlled substance or alcohol
Criminal possession of marihuana in the fourth degree
Compelling prostitution
Bribe receiving by a labor official
Placing a false bomb or hazardous substance in the first degree
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Energy_Manipulation
