>Imagine being a SHIELD agent
>You have to arrest pic related after the airport fight
>They order you to restrain her by putting her in a straight jacket
>You have to take off her top
What happens?
>>82410399
My dick becomes diamonds and falls off .
I offer her a bowl of eggs beforehand.
>>82410399
I would look the other way and let her snap my neck so she can escape
>you'll never be a guard who works on The Raft and sexually abuse a power-nullified catatonic Wanda
>>82410561
I'd prefer if she conjures on herself a dick and pegs me for hours but ok
>>82410577
that's what she does once Cap breaks her out
I think you spoilered something happening in the movie if you're ignoring what happened to SHIELD in WS
>>82410850
>what happened to SHIELD in WS
What exactly happened?
>>82410399
that's a very unflattering picture of her
I hope that my Carter ancestry kicks in
>BVS had a sticky that said no unspoilered spoilers before it was out everywhere
>Mods don't do the same thing with Civil War
Fucking faggot ass mods
>>82410399
I take off her top and put her in a straightjacket I guess
Are you trying to imply I'm so weak willed that a nice pair of tits will get in the way of me doing my job
>>82412531
The mod is a well known DCfag.
>>82412671
Sucks to be him then.
Sweat profusely of course.
>>82410399
I die with no regrets
>It is not death a man should fear, but he should fear never beginning to live.
>>82410399
Ask Vision to do it
>>82412761
>that long leg that demands worship
>>82413034
>ywn worship Lizzie's legs
why are we still here? just to suffer?
>>82413092
>She starts out as timid and feeling like she doesn't really deserve the worship.
>Shyly lets you do it.
>You start to thinks she's not into it and are about to stop.
>"N-No! Is....is okay. Continue..?"
>>82413117
I didn't need a wew of this caliber today anon
>>82413146
I want to see timid Wanda out on the town with Natasha and Hope when they really let loose!
>>82413189
>SLUT and Hope just having a good time
>Anxious Wanda sits idly by a table nursing a drink
>Keeps getting eyes fromNathan Fillion
I like where this is going.
>>82413245
>Nathan Fillion is Simon Williams in the MCU
>"Did I mention that I'm a famous actor?"
>"Dat's....dat's very interestink..."
>"Ooh, I like the accent. Where you from? Australia?"
>>82412531
It is impossible to spoil quips
>>82413314
Jeez I can read it in his voice.
>Simon Williams' brain patterns were basis for Vision in comics
>She sees enough of Vision in him to engage with him and at one point finds herself flirting back
>due to the alcohol or due to his charmsI heard Fillion's voice reading thatdo you ever get the feeling we're going too deep down the rabbit hole?
>>82410399
>What happens?
I offer her a bowl of hard-boiled eggs.
>>82413429
I'll go as far as I need to for Wanda.
>>82413435s-source?
>>82413498
>I deleted my Olsen folder a while ago in an attempt to move beyond waifufagging
>here we are again
I'm suffering for my sins
>>82410561
How does she go to the toilet
>Hey new guy
>y-yes?
>the weird Russian chick wants to pee, can you give her a hand?
What do you do /co/?
>>82413509
Tsk tsk, anon. As a Marcifag, I hope she and Wanda meet, and although she frightens Wanda, she also inspires her to stand up for herself. I hope she yells at you in a quavering but assertive voice, tripping over her words and lapsing into Sokovian phrases.
>>82413546
>Enter cell
>Lay down
>Open mouth
>>82413567
That's too lewd!
>>82413548
>marcifag
holy shit
are you like, the only one?
>>82413610
Maybe? She's great though...
>>82413610
>>82413628
Don't even get me started on Dr. Priyanka Maheswaran.
>>82413628
Oh god, not that she's not great but props to you. In this barren wasteland of Lizziefags like me and Atwellfags and the like, you're a figure of resilience and standing up for your beliefs. Cap would be proud.
>also foggy please leave
>>82413501She has a dick. Do you still want the source?
>>82413669
Thanks anon. I will admit that I'm also a low-key Hopefag andEllenfag.
>You will never comfort Ellen after Man-Thing leaves her
>>82413665
>he's a Dr. Momheswaren-fag
holy fuck, props for the select taste. And here I am, a run of the mill Perifag
>>82413681even more so now
>>82413708
Hope is actually pretty decent. My obscure waifu has to be Beth the barista from Avengers 1
>Ashley Johnson
>My benis
>>82413548
I
STAND
WITH
YOU.
>>82413733
Beth's pretty good. Hope's sci-fi bob just pulled me in.
You know who else is great?Vanessa. Best mobcougar
>>82413763
BROTHER
>>82413780
>Kingpin's waifu
is he just like us? having autist freak outs over his perfect qt3.14 waifu?
>Karen
>Marci
>Vanessa
>Trish
>Jessica
damn the Netflix shows are strong
>>82413814
You forgot Claire! The Netflix shows really have something for everyone.
>Karen for all-around adorable
>Marci for the thick-loving, femdom crowd
>Vanessa for people who like cougars
>Claire for some spice
>Jessica for the punks
>Trish for morning taco breakfast
>>82413874
>We forgot Elektra
>WE FORGOT ELEKTRA
>>82410399
>>82413351
I feel like there is thread potential in "quippify Marvel movie titles", but I'm more of an idea guy
>>82413900
no, anon, no we didnt
>>82413733
Here's your source
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2029665
>>82415807
thanks friend <3
>>82413900
She's there for the yellow fever and the people who stick their dicks in crazy.
