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First for Cortosis Pike
>>82396400
Would that old Jedi temple have that though?
>>82396400
both cortosis and a pike are shit
>>82396400
Osmosis Jones?
From the old thread
Some one please post the clone wars episode guides
I want to rewatch it again
>>82395587
I think they they just liked taking old dialogue and using it to make new dialogue. I mean why include anything from Guinness at all when they had McGregor? And they could have just used Guinness entirely to repeat the line about taking the first steps into a larger world? The Force had Yoda repeating lines too.
I think that is all less significant than the fact that Obi-Wan was (apparently) speaking directly to her. Yoda was just repeating lines, or maybe it was the Force echoing him, but Obi-Wan spoke to her directly. Of course that could ALSO be the Force since it has no problem manipulating visions, but in this case I think it was really him.
>>82396483
Why not a pike?
>>82396582
I don't even know why people keep asking for these when you can find them easily using google. Just search "Clone wars episode guide" under images, bam, first result gets you there.
Why am I shooting werewolves in a level that is probably inspired by beat'em ups?
>>82396628
I tried, buy I didn't found the /co/ one
>>82396590
I can't imagine it ever looking good on screen.
Guys
The Rey pike is from a magnaguard? those are made of cortosis
at least it look like one
>>82396400
As fun as Cortosis is, the problem with suddenly introducing is that it raises the question, "Why the fuck hasn't it been used before?"
>>82396654
That's where I found the one I posted
>>82396637
You might be shooting Shistavanens. They're wolfmen in Star Wars and even shown up in that Chewie comic.
>>82396697
>Why the fuck hasn't it been used before
>Say it's a super rare material
problem solved
>>82396690
>>82396697
Electric weapons have been shown to be able to resist a lightsaber before, which sort of makes sense if you imagine the magnetic field around the object caused by the flowing electricity is repelling the lightsaber's blade (which is plasma contained in a magnetic field).
This has been shown in electrostaffs, like those the Magnaguards or Mandalorian Royal Guard use, and even nonmetallic weapons like TR-8R's riot baton. They just need to have some current going through them.
>>82396637
Of course I forgot the image. Now I just wonder if these thing have an irrational hatred of Pau'ans or Umbarans that's been going on for millennia.
Hey does anyone have a webm of the scene in the first episode of Season Six, where the droids steal Tup from the shuttle and kill all the other clones on board in one continue shot? I really need it.
>>82396774
>look them up
Holy crap, they are literally just werewolves, cept without the were
>>82396697
Cortosis is back in the new canon and already used in a way that probably makes you wonder why nobody else has thought to use it, since it rendered Vidian blaster resistant. But he's an eccentric rich asshole with insider knowledge of such materials and was fully capable of appropriating/misappropriating them for his purpose.
No clue how it works against lightsabers in new canon. It could possibly diffuse the energy of the blade and render it harmless to the person you're attacking.
>>82396870
Fun fact: "Were" is an old English word for "man". It's cognate with the Latin "vir".
So "Werewolf" is literally "man-wolf". We lost "were" as a word for man but it stayed in "werewolf".
>>82396864
This scene, sorry, forgot the image
>>82396787
>A material that is highly resistant to both blaster fire and lightsabers
>Not questioning why any military would not stripmine the galaxy for the stuff
That shit would be so OP it's stupid. At least in the old canon. You'd be crazy to not use it if you knew about it.
>>82396878
And that is exactly why I dislike the material. It just makes shit too OP. I just fucking question why the fuck isn't anyone that knows about it trying to sell that shit or use it.
>>82397092
We know they have some badass bodyarmors. Obi-Wan took a high powered sniper rifle shot to the chest to fake his death. You'd think they would outfit their entire army with gear like that, but no not even for commanders or ARC Troopers.
And shields we know are lightsaber resistant, but despite the gungans having personal shields, some command droids used them at least once (the arc with Even Piell), and Mandalorians have wrist mounted shield bracers.
>>82397092
>I just fucking question why the fuck isn't anyone that knows about it trying to sell that shit or use it.
Well, like that other anon said, it could be extremely rare. But lets be honest, even if it was rare or hard to make into armor, people would be looking in every nook and cranny of the galaxy trying to find the mother lode and would have found enough of it to make a small, near-indestructible army that's both resistant to litghtsabers and blaster shots.
>>82396655
Now that I think about it, the fights really would look pretty awkward.
I don't see it ever happening in live action.
>In this third full-length adventure, Milo and Lina arrive on the planet Lothal, source of a mysterious transmission promising help against the Empire. With a bounty hunter on their tail, and a ruthless crime boss to contend with, can they pull off a daring heist?
>In this fourth full-length adventure, Milo and Lina find themselves adrift in a starship that is spiralling towards disaster. A dangerous criminal is on the loose, the Empire is closing in – and something even deadlier awaits them in the darkness …
>>82397545
>>82397555
So the main characters are human?
>>82397691
Yep. Human siblings, their pet monkey-lizard, and their droid abomination CR-8R
>>82397545
Is that...Professor Huyang?
>>82397728
>their droid abomination CR-8R
Sweet Jesus that sure as hell is.
>>82397545
>>82397555
This sounds similar to the Galaxy of Horror books.
>>82397728
Jesus Christ how horrifying....
>>82397728
Ah. I wish more Star Wars stuff had alien main characters. And not near-human ones.
>>82397809
Star Wars proving once again that Humans are the only race that matters in the universe.
>Milo and Lina arrive on the planet Lothal, source of a mysterious transmission promising help against the Empire
Possibly Ezra's transmission, or perhaps even cooler, the transmissions we've been told that his parents put out. A very cool connection if true.
>>82397802
I've only read the prelude chapters so far, but it seems like a fun little adventure in the same vein as Servants of the Empire, which was a fun series.
>>82397753
Nope, it's a hybrid of droid parts salvaged by Lina and Milo's mother, they she left to babysit them.
>>82397809
Me too. I get why human protagonists are so popular, but I would still like more alien stories. Or even droids. Rogue One has a pretty big droid character it seems. But not a single alien in that trailer...
>>82397545
that Mon Calamari looks like he's about to lay the smack down
>>82397913
daily reminder thatAYYS ARE INFERIOR AND DESERVE ETERNAL SLAVERY AT THE FOOT OF MAN'S GLORYof course some can be sex slaves
>>82397985
Old empire was never fond of aliens.Would expect to see at least some on the rebellion side though.
>>82397985
>Me too. I get why human protagonists are so popular, but I would still like more alien stories. Or even droids. Rogue One has a pretty big droid character it seems. But not a single alien in that trailer...
They probably try to justify it with some "Aliens aren't relatable" bullshit. Aliens in Star Wars basically have the same personalities as humans. The only thing different is their physical appearance.
>>82398020
>of course some can be sex slaves
>>82398181
"Fans" flip their shit whenever the star of a movie isn't a white male, because they can't relate to a woman or male with different skin color. Trying to get them to relate to something even less than human is hard to do.
>>82398392
Yet we got Ahsoka in TCW, a character that was generally well accepted though, wasn't she?
Why TFA has no star wars aliens? only a wookie and the mexican race
>>82398487
Only once she proved herself and guys realized they wanted to do naughty things with her.
>>82398543
There was a bonthan in Maz's cantina
Is there a good collection of the nose art from The Clone Wars? I wish there was better shots of it in the show.
>>82397555
>tom huddleston
>>82398487
>a character that was generally well accepted though
>Ahsoka
>Well accepted
Years later. The first two seasons and the movie she was practically hated
>>82398630
well only 3
where are the rest? I hardly felt it like an SW movie
NOT EVEN A TWI' LEK
>>82398392
Honestly, in my opinion, an alien's appearance would be so far removed from the general black/white human thing that I think many people would be mostly okay with it. You know what I mean? Like the uncanny valley, but different.
>>82398830
The less twi'leks the better
>>82397728
Fuck, I want a new droidworks game
>>82399004
You disgust me.
>>82398582
>>82398783
Oh, okay. Sorry, I got into TCW only within the past year, so looked like she was generally just accepted.
>>82398630
>>82398830
They weren't bothans. There was that one ithorian looking thing with the pertty mouth tho.
>>82399060
Ah. So you don't know then
The amount of hate Ahsoka had from first introduction to roughly end of S2 was something fierce
It calmed down once S3 rolled in
>>82399004
Agreed. Though I'd extend that statement to near-humans in general.
>>82399127
>S3 rolled in
Which would also be the time she got her costume change IIRC
I keep trying to derail these threads into discussing the lewd things we want to see happen to Kanan but it never takes off.
>>82399165
And when they calmed down the kids show angle
Really, S3 calmed down a lot of thing.
>>82399060
No, the general fanbase absolutely despised her, and you was seen as the cancer of Star Wars if you liked her early on.
In fact, I remember a lot of unironic claims that she was worse than Jar Jar, and she permanently tainted the franchise forever, and ruined Anakin, ect, ect.
I also remember people shitting on Lucas hard, claiming TCW was what he always wanted, to make a "completely CGI toy advertisement", and to never have to deal with live action ever again.
But in time, especially around the season 3-4 time of TCW, people began to warm up to her, acknowledging her development. By season 5, there was manly tears, and then cheering when she returned in Rebels.
My and my friends felt outcasted, because I really liked Ahsoka, and my friends loved the movie because of Rex and the Clones, so it was weird seeing everyone and their mother shitting on it. Glad everyone warmed up to the show and its characters in the end. The start was admittedly rough though, no denying it.
>>82399370
It's really petty of me, but I don't particularly enjoy her presence simply because she's a togruta.
>>82399004
>Some people just want to watch the galaxy burn
>>82399431
>but I don't particularly enjoy her presence simply because she's a togruta.
>Because she's a togruta
>He doesn't like Togruta's
Oh you fucked up
You fucked up, Anon
>>82399127
>>82399370
Looking at the movie, I should of realized that it was probably not that welcomed in the beginning. Jesus, it's actually kind of amazing it lasted as long as it did if it started like that. I mean, the first few seasons aren't horrible, but they're not really that appealing for a bit.
Honestly I'm kind of glad I only watched it now and started browsing these threads now. I really grew to like her and her effect on Anakin through the show. And the focusing on the clones and their sort of personalities just, man really fucking grew to love it.
I still haven't finished yet though, on the last two seasons. Then going to get into rebels. I'm really bad at finishing stuff....
>>82399004
>>82399157
>>82399521
It's really dumb, but I just cannot enjoy near-humans. Not alien enough for me to drool over, but also not human enough for conventional attractiveness to me.
>>82399521
Reducing a character down to just one characteristic as justification for liking them is stupid. That's why twi'lekfags are so pathetic.
>>82399370
I sort of liked her from the very beginning, but then again I also only got into TCW around 2011 or so once I could get a few seasons on dvd
>>82399431
>but I don't particularly enjoy her presence simply because she's a togruta.
Anon that's racist and xenophobic
>>82399640
Something funny actually, after the backlash of the movie, Lucas said in an interview that he wanted 100 TCW episodes made no matter what.
I never for a second believed him. I don't think anybody did. Even Filoni admitted he didn't think Lucas was serious. But he did it, the absolute madman, and all out of his pocket too. Because you're right, after the negative response of the movie, there is no way in hell any other series would have got a second season.
But Star Wars is Star Wars, and Lucas funded it himself, so as promised, they got their 100+ episodes. It's probably a good thing that he was used to heavy criticism by then I guess.
>>82399120
>ithorian
my favorite race in KOTOR
they are so peacefull
>tfw you can't help the one in the scrap shop
>>82399127
>>82398783
>>82398582
>>82399370
What is it with hardcore Star Wars fans hating new things that come out immediately, then slowly growing to love them over time?
Like I almost guarantee a majority of the fuckers that hate TFA for being "different" from the star wars they think is Star Wars will come around to loving it in a year or three and be hating on the newest one by that point.
>>82399790
I know, and I feel just awful about that. Though is it really xenophobic if I don't like them because they're not xeno -enough-?
>>82399792
Ah, that would explain it. At least something good came of it. Still can't stomach a lot of the political shit though. Some of it's okay, but especially when Jar Jar gets involved with them, I just can't.
>>82399837
I too feel that they're not Xeno enough, which is why inin my headcanonI believe that the near-humans or xenos like Twi'leks and Togruta are just genetically altered humans.
>>82399822
Real life version of pottery. Most fans saw the OT some number of years before the PT came out, and became enamored with their ""vision and style"" only to have it shat on by the Prequels. It just became the norm for SW now to like the old stuff and hate the new until the fans get over themselves.
>>82399911
For me, I just imagine them looking more alien when reading about them with no visuals to accompany the words.
>>82399911
I feel like it's more likely degenerates like you fuckers modified their genetics to impregnate/be impregnated by the more alien species of xenos.
Especially if humans were war-like and conquered in ages past. Humanity likes to fuck the shit out of whatever it conquers.
>>82400158
>>I feel like it's more likely degenerates like you fuckers modified their genetics to impregnate/be impregnated by the more alien species of xenos.
Any fanfic about ashoka alone with her light saber?
QUICK! Post the most annoying Star Wars Character you can think of!
Hard Mode: No Jar Jar
>>82400544
Cad Bane
Not because he's a loser or anything, it's just the fact that they shoved him into nearly everything, less is more when it came to Cad Bane.
>>82400452
That makes me think. What would be the jedi decree on masturbating? Would they be okay with it as just a way to relieve sex drive? Cause unless you're pumping some chemical to suppress that shit, there's no stopping that. Especially if someone has an excessively high natural sex drive.
Fuck, Hostage Crisis episode is so good>that scene where the clones enter the chancellor office through the glass
>>82400544
Anakin in the movies.
>>82400643
At least he's hot.
>>82400654
The Jedi don't even give a fuck if you even have sex with other people, what the Order didn't like was when you started loving your sex partner and form attachments to them.
>>82400745
Cad Bane is not for sexual.
>>82400785
I disagree.
>>82400823
>>82400654
Imagine the jedi temple as a big /r9k/
Replace wizards with Jedi Masters
How would you feel if this became canon?
>>82400872
>Well, at least it's not lesbians for once.
>>82400872
Very happy.
>>82400872
> interspecies gay relationshipI'd bomb the studio
>>82400872
I lewd
>>82400927
Aw, why?
>>82400872
Sickened.
>>82400872
That Rebels would feel like even more of a teenage girl's fanfic more so than it is already.
>>82400927
>I'd bomb the studio
With thank you cards? How sweet!
Coruscant wasn't destroyed?
I suddenly feel betterlegend did almost tho
Do you guys think Rebels is a good show? I feel like I enjoy it way more than the rest of you guys.
>>82401081
i think it's a good addition to the universe
>>82399792
He knew what he was doing. My god, it's been from the start... He wanted to turn us in her favor so filoni could take her away and make us miss her.
Where were you when you realized George is a god among men?
>>82401081
Will mature eventually
>>82401068
Hosnian Prime =/= Corsucant. It's safe. For now.
>>82401081
First season was a bit slow, but I enjoyed the second season quite a lot and I'm looking forward to the Sabine/Mando Show coming up.
>>82401068
Nope, that was Hosnian Prime and 4 other planets within it's sector that were destroyed.
>>82401081
Eh, it's ok, but last season was so up and down in quality as well as the shoehorning OT/PT/TCW characters it made me lose interest with it. I came for the Rebellion/Empire battle, I could care less about Ahsoka, Rex and Maul, save that shit for a novel series so we can go more in-depth with them properly.
>>82399822
Have you seen how the Wookiepedia is run?
It's autism.
No seriously, I'm pretty damn sure inability to cope with new/different things is one of the symptoms of autism.
So is overreacting to said things
>>82401177
>Where were you when you realized George is a god among men?
The man's the true dark lord of the Sith. And he taught his apprentice well.
>>82401177
Lucas is very learned and I think he's very intelligent, but he just sucks with communicating his ideas to other people.I've always suspected that he's high-functioning autistic.
>>82401241
I think that's a lot of people's issue with Rebels. Everyone had their own expectations of what it was gonna be, which made it difficult for us to accept what it was.
>>82401201
>>82401215
>Hosnian Prime
Anything of value there?
>>82401270
>spoiler
I just chalk it up to him being an awkward nerdy type guy. I like to think he'd fit in here perfectly if he was younger.
>>82401322
It was an urban world in the Core Region so we can assume that it was one of those mini-Coruscants that hold tenths of billions of people. Also it was the temporary capital of the New Republic so the senate plus the chancellor are all dead.
>>82401245
Coming from someone medically diagnosed with it, it is. How it work is, they believe how they perceive something is an absolute truth, and when someone or something with a truth that doesn't match their own comes up their mind is unable to rationally comprehend it. They either rage irrationally, or shutdown mentally.
They deal in absolutes. Like Sith.
>>82401322
Prior to TFA, no, it was made just for it.
Other than the capital of the New Republic being gone (before they could change it, they do rotations on Chancellors and Planets so that an Empire repeat wont happen again), billions of people dead, and 5 planets gone, nah, nothing of importance really.
Outside of the fact that the First Order can attack the Core Worlds from the Unknown Regions, so across the Galaxy...well they could.
>>82401331
I dunno, I've read some bios and looked at his filmography, and some of the patterns I spotted indicate some common traits of high functioning autism. One thing I noticed was a pattern in his movies where he uses numbers instead of words. It crops up a ton in THX-1138, but in ANH as well. Think of how much of the techno-jargen Luke and Han spout is just random numbers and letters (bullseye womp rats in my T-16, she'll make .5 past light speed, ever since the XP-38 came out) or how all of the stormtroopers are identified by number rather than name.
To me, it seems to indicate a preference for logic in the form of math rather than emotion.
>>82401367
>>82401544
I meant by lore in the franchise
like Coruscant or a Korriban
well I guess they will be printing money with novels about it
>>82401668
Nothing that Coruscant doesn't already have honestly or Corellia. It was literally made because they didn't want to take the chance of blowing up Coruscant, so they just made some Coruscant-lite planet up to destroy.
>>82401668
>I meant by lore in the franchise
Nope. It was never heard of until TFA. Unlike Coruscant or Morriband, it had absolutely no relevance other than being the capital of the Republic at the time.
Best new OTP.
Quick question, could Imperials be seen as a minion race? I seriously can't see them in any leadership role, except for a very few officers like Tarkin.
>>82401810
>>could Imperials be seen as a minion race?
What do you mean? Sheev just wants to have humans in a very relevant position of power in the galaxy.
>>82401810
>Quick question, could Imperials be seen as a minion race?
No?
>>82401810
>could Imperials be seen as a minion race?
No?
mmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fTQM5H0qiY
>>82401858
>Sheev just wants to have humans in a very relevant position of power in the galaxy.
Then why is Mas Amedda his Grand Vizier?
>>82401983
wrong video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7Ua2U9_w60
>>82401858
>>82401883
>>82401909
Sorry about that, I accidently posted this in a wrong thread, but the other one was talking about dildoes and I might have get a better answer here anyways.
>What do you mean?
They seem to only be able to follow Emperor Palpatine's command, even in death, and when their great leader was killed they couldn't defeat the rebellion with all the resources they had at their disposal. Now that the FO is here, they are now being led, again no less, by a powerful darkside user and see him as their leader.
>>82402000
> token blue guy
>>82401983
>>82402019
What is this and why should we care?
>>82402040
Some of the side stuff actually goes into that. A lot of the Grand Moffs and such fled to unknown space with their fleet, money reserves, etc. so they could begin rebuilding, and there is an entire plot point with Mas Amedda trying to stabilize the Empire's downfall and what remnants of the Republic still lasted within it, since it is technically the natural progression.
It's actually happened in real life where a rebellion overthrows a Government and despite that Government's power and military, they flee or go into hiding just because their leader is dead.
>>82402040
>They seem to only be able to follow Emperor Palpatine's command, even in death, and when their great leader was killed they couldn't defeat the rebellion with all the resources they had at their disposal.
Except they didn't follow his will, mostly. After Endor, the Empire fractured because a shitload of bigwigs and officers wanted power for themselves. They became warlords fighting eachother and the newly re-established Republic.
> Now that the FO is here, they are now being led, again no less, by a powerful darkside user and see him as their leader.
You seem to forget that everyone in the Empire save for a handful in the Emperor's inner circle were not even aware that he was even force sensitive, nevermind someone who used the dark side.
>>82402000
If I was in the Jedi order I'd probably be the conspiracy guy. I'd get so much evidence or whatever and eventually figure out that the sith lord is at the top of the senate. Instead of Palpatine, I'd think it was this guy.
>>82402283
> you'll never stay up nights, pouring over intel to finally get that Chagrian by the horns
> have him taunt you in your dreams
> so close to get him yet so far away
Thank god the clones would put an end to that.
>>82402283
If I was in the Jedi Order I'd probably be the guy hitting on all the teen padawan girls. Yoda would walk by and just hang his head in shame and demote me to being a lonely Sentinel guarding the Archives.
>>82402283
If I was in the Jedi Order I would probably be thrown into the Agricorps for being a pleb
>>82402184
>>82402235
>they flee or go into hiding just because their leader is dead.
>After Endor, the Empire fractured because a shitload of bigwigs and officers wanted power for themselves
That's the problem with the Empire under Sheev though, they didn't want to work together to maintain the Empire as a whole, because Emperor Palpatine trained them as such. He wanted himself to stay in power and when he bit the dust he wanted shit to burn with his death(Him wanting to destroy Naboo cemented that).
And after a few years Snoke and the Knights of Ren came into the picture and they bowed to him too and became subservient to him as well.
So are Imperials a "Minion Race", a race that has to be led by a singular figure or they'll fall apart like paper in a rainstorm. Or can they govern themselves with a plethora of officers that sort of want to the same goal and can work together so that if one of them dies they aren't stabbing each other in the back?
>>82402720
>Or can they govern themselves with a plethora of officers that sort of want to the same goal and can work together so that if one of them dies they aren't stabbing each other in the back?
If they didn't have the Republic to worry about, It's possible it could've happened. Even though we didn't see them I don't doubt that the Empire had guys that were Tarkin's caliber. One of them, with time, could've possibly reined them all in. So no, I don't think they're a 'minion race'. Especially since they're not even a race. Imperials had a few different species in their ranks. Granted though, most we've seen were part of the Inquisition.
>>82401421
I was inspired to make a thing. Have fun with it.
>you will never species mix with a twi'lek
what reason there's to live?
>>82404517
Porn and cosplayers.
>>82404517
> racemixing
>>82397985
the AiWS books supposedly take place 5 years post-RotS, so it would HAVE to be Ezra's parents' messages
Scenario Time.
You are a Jedi Knight getting ready to take his first Padawan, however the Padawan you originally wanted has been taken by another Jedi Knight, leaving you only with a small Rodian boy who acts like a spoiled brat. Do you stick with what has been left and given to you, or do you try to convince the other Jedi Knight of your actual choice before a bond develops between the two?
Force Powers and Dueling are off-limits, you must settle it with nothing more than words and convince the other Knight that you are more fit to train that Padawan than yourself. The Padawan can be whatever you want it to be, teen girl twi'lek or togruta, a rancor, whatever.
How do you go about this?
>>82405589
I'll take the boy, it would be unwise to defy the will of the force.
He will learn in time.
>>82405589
I would request the switch but I would be fine with the Rodian. He is there to learn patience, so he will get it eventually
>>82405589
>Take the Rodian
>First mission: extensive fieldwork, sleeping on dirt, working hard in the hot sun alongside incredibly poor people
>Second mission you have an ideally humble padawan.
>mfw it worked for Qui-Gon
>>82405589
While the prospect of a Jedi Rancor has gotten me to draw, I'll take the Rodian. I'd much prefer to teach a girl the elegance of the curved blade and the force, the boy will learn.
>tfw I fail as a teacher
>tfw killed on the battlefield during The Clone Wars and the rodian escapes
>tfw he turns to a life of crime
>tfw his name wasGreedo
>>82405589
>be Talz
>finally, a Talz youngling, with whom I can bond
>Get stuck with this disgusting green lumpy kid instead
>try to train him, he just keeps calling me 'Master Kazoo-Yeti'
[CLICKING NOISES INTENSIFY]
>>82405163
Must be a popular trend on the holonet
>>82406180
It's not even just humans doing it.
>>82405806
Here enjoy Padawan Randy the Rancor trying to Force Pull his newly built Lightsaber and being sad he can't wear Jedi Robes because of his massive size.
I based it on the Rancor from one of the RotJ scenes, so enjoy.
>>82399640
I finished TCW on Friday. To be perfectly honest, I can see where the hate comes from. I remember leaving the theatre after seeing the movie and absolutely despising Ahsoka and never gave the whole Clone Wars thing a chance until TFA got me interested in SW again.
I don't think any character has ever grown on me as much as Ahsoka has.If you're as invested in her as I was, the Season 5 finale will fuck you up
>>82405589
>Tell the other Knight I'm secretly a Rodiasexual and will not be able to help myself from molesting him
>Swap the Rodian for the Togruta
>Jokes on you, idiotI'm Togrutasexual
>>82407477
I'm simply Lekkusexual. Head fronds of any species really get my crystal glowing.
>>82405589
I'll say I caught the Rodian doing some dark side shit and get him expelled from the order.
Then I'll secretly kill him so he doesn't come back to bite me later.
Replaying KotOR 2.
Just noticed this guy.
Poor bastard.
>>82408049
Such infrastructural problems are frightening.
>>82408049
So, this guy doesn't know that Taris got glassed? So he doesn't know that his family is almost certainly dead? Kotor 2 really is depressing.
>>82399822
It's almost like the majority of the Star Wars fanbase are just a bunch of manchildren who are stuck in the past.OT PURISTS
>>82405589
I'd go with the Rodian.
He was definitely assigned to me for a reason.
>>82405589
I instigate a political crisis on Naboo and trick everybody into giving me what I want.
>>82408698
Will you also help save Padme?
>>82400544
mother talzin
>witch chants and shit are so stereotypical it isn't even slightly immersive
>gives up the entire nightsister clan to let ventress escape despite there being no fucking benefit whatsoever
>is fucking gay
It seems Ch. 3 and Ch. 9 of Kanan, the Last Padawan is broken on the mega link, or they are at least for me, refuse to download.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vnVNR9X.png "latest[1].png")
>>82409342
I didn't like Mother Talzin either AnonShe was also annoyingly smug
>>82409428
that.
and another thing, why did she let ventress attack dooku knowing that the seperatists could wipe them out with an invasion at any second?
and why did they send general grievous when dooku clearly had nothing better to do and greivous was meant to be directing the entire war effort?
Think I'm going to pass on Jedi Outcast and Jedi Academy for now. I don't like the feel of combat, even after you get Jedi powers and a lightsaber.
After I'm done binging through the SNES games I might try Battlefront 2 or Republic Commando.
>>82409628
>and why did they send general grievous when dooku clearly had nothing better to do and greivous was meant to be directing the entire war effort?
1. CIS doesn't really have any battlefield commander characters other than Grievous (which they should've made).
2. Dooku was busy getting his ass wrekd by literally Nightsister-Voodoo. He was in no position to lead an assault.
>>82409771
the voodoo only started happening when grievous had already landed on the planet. He had no reason to expect anything of the sort happening to him
>>82409838
He's also a political leader. He has shit he needs to pay attention to. He doesn't just go on war campaigns whenever he likes.
>>82409428
>I didn't like Mother Talzin
I curse you
Ragma Zunu Ekbek Goo Goo g'Joob
![4396470-nihilus[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JCsolF0.jpg "4396470-nihilus[1].jpg")
>>82409959
I just absorb the curse
>"fajskflajg akjglkdg opgiadpog agoiagp"
>>82408154
You want REALLY depressing? Try TOR, where everyone Revan/The Exile gave happy endings to is revealed to have suffered greatly because of it, like those outcasts in the undercity all became blind, disease-ridden freaks, and eventually died.
What is this SHIT?
>Star Wars Episode VII. Maz's kantana flags have been edited since original release to no longer include most prequel references
http://imgur.com/a/3XRqP
>>82410127
Dude. Everything in the prequels is shit and needs to be extinguished from existence.
Including flags. The prequels had the worst flags. Fuck those flags in the prequels. Those were bad flags.
>>82410186
>Everything in the prequels is shit
Settle down, autismo.
>>82410117
TOR is depressing over all.
>>Hey kids, wanna finish the story that's been building over two games?
>>Too bad faggots, we're getting on that sweet MMO money train and setting the next game hundreds of years into the future so that all the characters are dead
>>82410127
> OTfags bitch about changes made to their movie after release
> praise ST for getting back to "what Star Wars really is"
> ST changes their movie after release
>>82410586
>>expecting anything new from the nostalgia trilogy
>>82410264
It was a joke, double autismo.
>>82410712
>He actually fell for it
>>82410127
Oh man, I hope the creators of the new trilogy don't go recutting their movies like George did with his
>>82410127
Why do they hate the PT so much?
>>82410586
The ST stands for everything that is wrong with Star Wars so yeah
>>82410782
They were pretty shit movies to be honest family.
>>82410834
Well the only prequel I enjoy is episode III and I think TCW kinda redeemed the PT, but I don't think they have to remove a simple reference like those flags.
>>82410878
The Clone Wars kinda proved my thoughts on why the prequals sucked. The 'war' lasted all of twenty minutes in the PT. TCW had a lot of character development, a few boring and dumb moments here or there but still more interesting over all.
>>82410834
I dunno, after TFA I started to like them even more
>>82411076
Why would the best Star Wars film since Empire make you like the prequels more?
>>82411227
>>best
>>82411227
I don't want to be that guy but... ANH 2.0?
>>82411268
A New Hope: This time with a black guy in it
>>82411227
Because for all their failings, the prequels were at least trying something. TFA tries nothing, even if it is a better movie.
>>82411268
I liked the new characters too much to let the rehashed story bother me.
If I wanted originality I wouldn't watch Star Wars.
The prequels gave me rooms full of weird alien designs, I could never hate them.
>>82411593
Alines, ships, droids, planets, etc.
>>82410127
>butthurt "purist" faggots are so assravaged at the prequels and the special editions they're going to go beyond Lucas and remove any mention of anything that happened in the prequels from the new trilogy
>and probably remove any mention of anything in the prequels from the original trilogy
>and probably remove the prequel trilogy
>remove obi-wan and luke talking about the clone wars
thus the cycle is complete and "muh original" fags will have exceeded the supposed evil of their archnemesis George Lucas
>>82410127
Best they get to removing Kylo Ren's clone line, all the random ass pod-racer engines and parts, McGregor's voice, etc.
>>82412052
Watch those VIII time travel rumors going around be true, and it'll completely negate everything from the PT non-canon and some weird Legends alternate universe.
Just fucking watch.
>>82411076
Me too Anon, me too.
TFA made me appreciate the PT more. It also made me see what George was going for with Star Wars since TFA deviated so much from what "felt" like Star Wars.
>>82411593
The neimoidians I could do without, though lately I've been getting a srange fascination with the Geonosians.
>>82410186
Fuck you the Venator class is awesome
>>82412724
I know that it's difficult to discern sarcasm via text, but did you really think that post was unironic
![Maul & Talzin Vs. Sheev & Greivous [& Dooku] (10).jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HgDUZ8U.jpg "Maul & Talzin Vs. Sheev & Greivous [& Dooku] (10).jpg")
>>82409428
YEW DEESRESPECT DEH POWEH OFF TEH NOIGHD SEESTERRR?
EET EEZ MAJEEKDon't worry, she's dead.
>>82412607
I like them all, but the Neimodians could've done a lot better with a more nuanced view on their society. Geonosians are cool with their primitive social hierarchy but advanced tech,though I'd like them not having the cliche-insect-hive-listens-to-Queen deal, even if the brainworms make it a bit better.
>>82412950
I want to fuck Kaminoans
>>82412993
Good luck trying to find her erogenous zones and reaching them, not to say how they might reproduce. She could have an ovipositor for all you know.
>>82413031
she still has a mouth
>>82413094
Yes and it's a mile in the fucking air.
>>82410127
>TFA SPECIAL EDITION
>>82413115
low test manlet detected
>>82413180
>>low test/high test
When did this meme come around?
>>82402283
He does look the part. I bet that staff is a lightsaber!
Quick, we must save the chancellor!
>>82413266
fuck if I know, probably from /fit/ all I know is that it's often used to describe THICC LADIES
>>82413315
I saw another thread about 'women with wide hips, high test men only'. Just about every straight guy likes wide hipped women. It's like a term an insecure guy uses to describe himself to make him feel better.
>>82410127
I... Don't understand.
For what purpose?
>Hondo's flag is still there
ALL IS WELL.
But still though, why?
What did he mean by this?Ultimate pottery?
>>82413484
It means that something that was once glorious was burned down and destroyed to bring in a new era of pain in the Galaxy.
I guess.
>>82413461
God, the way those fleshy lekku move is lovely.
>>82396344
Anybody got me some Bloodline?
>>82413484
That's very, very, silly.
Rather unnecessary desu.
>>82413484
That's really reaching there
>snoke isn't plageius
>confirmed by Pablo
just fuck my shit up
>>82413799
He just said that Plagueis is dead.But it sounds familiar... Right? I mean, what Pablo said may be true...From a certain point of view!
>>82413799
It's hard to believe how autistic some of you mongoloids are.
Do you think an average normie would even know or give a shit who Plagueis is? TFA was the first SW movie for a good chunk of them.
https://twitter.com/Disney/status/727180916049608704
meme magic
>>82414341
Fucking finally.
>>82414336
you underestimate the amount of bad research some of them do to impress their friends, you wouldn't believe how often I've seen San Hill labeled as "Darth Plagueies"
>>82414435
You're turbofaggot friends don't count as your average normies.
No sane person gives a shit what Captain Q-tip is actually named.
>>82414341
Adorable, though weren't the emoticons already published in the Star Wars app? At any rate, that's a cute animation they did for it
>>82414565
> me having friends
I rather meant in forums, comments on videos and the like, assblaster.
>>82414601
>I rather meant in forums, comments on videos and the like, assblaster.
And you think spergs like that represent the average normie?
>>82414686
Hard to tell, the normie I saw TFA with was said Jar Jar wouldn't appear, and was more said for Chewie than about Han dying himself.
>>82414565
>average normies.
>Implying average 'normies' don't like to feel superior and spout off bullshit like it was fact to fit in with other people and sound smart.
My friend, you would be surprised at the lengths people will go to feel like they're part of a group, especially when it becomes mainstream. Even more so when you have Know-it-All's that get offended when you call out their falsehoods.
>>82414758
>My friend, you would be surprised at the lengths people will go to feel like they're part of a group, especially when it becomes mainstream.
That's your mistake, here.
The "group" that knows who Plagueis is, is an undesirable group be a part of.
The EU is not mainstream. Star Wars is, but the EU is not the same.
No one is going to be impressed that they know who Sheev's master is.
They're just going to look like a loser.
Even if one out a dozen people somehow bother to learn who Darth Playdoh is, that's not enough to be profitable. People like to be part of a group, like you've said, but they also resent when being excluded.
So there's no chance that Snoke could have been Wagyu because the amount of people who would feel rewarded for knowing who he is is fewer than the amount who would feel confused by it.
>>82407265
I know bad shit happens. I'm prepared.But I know it won't be enough for the finale
>>82413611
Wher?
>>82414873
sent
>>82414867
Well said, pham.
>>82414341
>>82414867
Plagueis is part of the movie tho. How can anyone be confused about him? He was the guy who could make life and Palpatine's master. Literally could be explained with one line of dialogue.
>>82414341That was quite good
>>82415100
He's only called a legend in RotS and is only mentioned in just one conversation.
Jar Jar had a bigger presence.
Having Plagueis be Snoke would be like having Biggs as Rey's grandfather.
GoH giving out 500 crystals again for compensation.
Thanks EA.
>>82414341
THAT WAS JUST omg
>>82414341
The Rey/Kylo battle was actually better like this
