Out of context thread?Bonus points for superdickery
If it wasn't for the text and the context, it would almost seem like Superman is responsible for and is celebrating the horrifying destruction he is flying out of.
>>82390216
Damn, first post and i already give up. Context?
>>82393317
I'm not entirely sure, but I think it was a villain of the week that Supes defeated by turning it into a baby.
>>82393665
Actually now that I look closer I think that may be Lois turned into a baby, since I'm pretty sure that's Lana Lang.
>>82390281
who keeps a length of rope as a souvenir?
>>82393596
What an excellent trans comic.
>>82394658
They're not trans.
He was trying to think of an identity that would strike fear into the hearts of the superstitious and cowardly criminals when a woman flew through his window.
>>82394859
wat
>>82394765
>>82394820
>>82394837
>>82394859
>Superman's Pal
>>82394837
Superman would be an incredible janitor though, holy shit.
>>82395044
I remember reading a comic once, years ago, where Jimmy was taking his date out and found out that his lunch box had been full of roaches. So he used his Superman signal watch so that Superman could grab the roaches, then throw them into the sun.
He used his heat vision to sanitize his hands afterwards.
Posting covers is cheating btw
>>82395305
Is this better?
>>82395418
Yes, infinitely
>>82395028
I don't think there's a single cover that involves them being pals.
>>82395584
I can't read that shit
>>82395624
I didn't know this is how you are supposed to correct people about animal facts.
>>82392731
Jesus Christ, Wally, you're talking to a literal alien.
>>82395664
Captain subtly fucking with Red Skull by doing the salute with the wrong arm. Based
>>82395557
I thought those weapons were likept blind people walking sticks for a second and was wondering why bats was beating the shit out of girls who went to the school for the blind
>>82395664
This was one of my first issues. I loved the bit with Hitler.
>>82394693
He was making a joke anon
>>82395806
What was that like? "Sorry for all those times I punched you!"
>>82395823
This could actually be kind of interesting.
>>82395851
Hitler decided he wanted to take the opportunity to get back at Cap by punching him in the face.Even brainwashed Cap's reflexes caused him to block with his shield, making Hitler nearly break his hand.
>>82393317
Lois Lane is turned into a baby. She's mad about being treated as such in front of her love rival, Lana.
On second thoughts, context really doesn't help with this one.
>>82395962
Haha, oh Addy, you giant fuckup.
>>82396017
What?? Just a reclusive bachelor teaching his adopted ward how to frisk down a suspect by letting him practice on him! Nothing weird here!
>>82395877
He puts the capital B in BOSS
>>82396068
Is that Wexter?
SO COMMANDS THE SACK!
>>82396157
Red Rain?
>>82395823
>Blaxploitation superhero/villain with shtick of blowing up blighted urban neighborhoods to "clean up" crime.
>Calls himself "Ghetto Blaster".
Maximum LOL
>>82396714
>>82396759
Nobody can read your ant images.
>>82395528
Well, here's one where he's helping Jimmy get laid.
>>82396220
>Nobody puts Stalin in a corner!
>>82396939
>>82396714
who keeps posting these tiny ass unreadable panels
>>82390216
>Drink up, baby... or papa spank!
What was DC's obsession with spanking?
>>82392992
Dr. Psycho?
>>82395712
Superman was exposed to pink kryptonite, and now he's hitting on Jimmy
>>82396177
Man, that whole brainwashed Riddler thing was one crazy ride.
>>82394579
>And this is from when I banged Wonder Woman
>>82397154
>>82395922
Reminds me of this.
>>82392992
superman spent too much time on /r9k/
>>82396177
Aw yes, that's exactly what babies look like.
>>82396304
obviously the image is in Italian
>>82396891
Posting the badger feels like cheating.
>>82397218
In case anyone was wondering
>>82395225
>throw roaches into the sun
>>82397241
Well, this made my night.
>>82390231
that art is terrible
>>82396891
that is an incredibly sturdy and well weighted skeleton
>>82397479
Robin's saying something along the lines of "I haven't had this much fun since my time in college".
>>82390206
Didn't Morrison rewrote this on new52?
>>82392992
/r9k/ Supes
>>82396054
Image should be named to "The OP"
>>82392731
>Superman's face in the third panel
>>82390281
>cabinet labeled "Superman Souvenirs"
my sides
Digger's pretty OP when you think about it.
>>82396090
Went from a 4/10 to a 9/10 when I noticed the monkey.
>>82396518
"Also known as: my ass! ;) "
>>82396759
>America, Yes.
S W E D E N Y E S
>>82396090
>I read enough italian porn to know where this is going.
>>82396958
My favorite part about this one has always been the idea of Superman accidentally landing in the position of Witch Doctor and deciding that he might as well give 110%.
>>82395225
I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or not because that's exactly the kind of shit Silver-Age Superman would pull.
>>82396304
Fuck batman, shave your legs. Robin did.
>>82395528
How is this a magic trick? Everyone knows what Superman can do. This is like having Superman get up on a stage and say he's gonna levitate. Of fucking course he can. We don't have a bald billionaire trying to kill him because he's a great magician.
Remember that time Superman quit being Clark Kent and decided his new secret identity would be "Super Cool Cat", a street performer that dresses exactly like superman wearing cat ears?
>>82396037
I hate this comic so much
>>82407877
>The twist is that you don't. They'll never see it coming. Now get into this green coffin Supes.
>>82395575
>filename
Your not wrong I don't think he ever went lower then that
>>82395743
Heh
>>82395823
As horrible a solution to ghetos as this is I wonder If maybe it's the only solution anybody would auctualy bother to go through with
I'm going to have to check this out
>>82396017
I feel like you can extrapolate the context here
>>82397074
A lot of it seems to involve Lois
>>82390206
>>82408282
what?
>>82408432hellblazer issue 23 larger then life
>>82397624
Edits are unfair.
>>82396040
Anybody know what this comic is?
>>82395705
posting Injustice is practically cheating.
>>82408103
>It's Always Sunny in Metropolis
>Jimmy Fakes Cancer
>>82407197
What Italian porn involves chimps with jaunty baseball caps and bats?
>>82407913
Have more then.
>>82396134
he doesn't have cop shades and he's fighting a superhero
>>82390206
>>82394579
This thread really makes me want a movie adaptation of asshole silver age Superman.
>>82408432
https://youtu.be/i0u-54xjVFk
>>82395929
>>82396767
>>82408121
Superman did this exact same thing in his fifth comic ever.
It began an arc of the fbi hunting.him down
>>82413052
>Not knowing about Amore Peloso Selvaggio
>>82390281
I ship it.
>>82392992
Superman as the average male. Now that's realistic.
>>82415850
Reminds me of Horace's Satire
>>82418321
>>82418640
Good I love Luthor. He is LONG TERM as fuck.
>>82418640
Wouldn't that make Superman bald?
>>82409247
>your
>>82418783
Nah, Luthor's not naturally bald. In the Silver Age, he's bald because he was trying to cure Superboy's weakness to Kryptonite. Some chemicals fell over and started a fire in his lab, so Superboy blew it all out with his super-breath.
However, when he did it, he sprayed Luthor with chemicals that made all of his hair fall out. Luthor, thinking that Superboy did it out of jealousy, was furious and swore his life to evil.
>>82390206
Why did he eat the shield?
>>82393727
writer had a adult baby fetish fo sho.
>>82396343
I like to imagine they just stuck "space" in front of every profession now.
Like there's some dude on a shitty street corner scratching his neck going "I used to be a space lawyer, man..."
>>82398304
What would possess someone to write this?
>>82420949
It was part of a short PSA comic that was never brought up except in that one other issue.
Not exactly out of context funny but something that made me laugh while read NTT the other day.
1/2
>>82390216
Why is she thinking glug?
>>82413689
I would fucking kill for a Jimmy Olsen movie.
>>82422038
I've always wanted an open world Jimmy Olsen game. Travel around Metropolis in various super vehicles, taking photos and getting into danger, dealing with all kinds of superheros and weird silver age bullshit with super science weapons and disguises.
Basically this issue in video game form.
>>82394820
What the fuck that's just mean. What's the story behind this?
I just want an excuse to post this.
>>82422379
>charging literally head-on into someone is tackling
Iron Man isn't very bright is he. But then again what hero was in that era
>>82420949
to help kids who were molested to show them that even a hero they liked lived through the same trauma
>Mark Millar wanted to bring the Molester as a super villain
>>82426758
>We challenge you to guess the startling secret behind "The Miracle of Thirsty Thursday!"
Well, /co/? What are your theories as to what is going on in this issue?
>>82396040
What story is this from?
>>82427867
The water is poisoned or something. Superman probably did it because he's a jerk.
>>82420438
Because it was a shitty attempt of some Marvel fan to recreate DC's silver age and that, sadly, the actors of the Avengers thought was real so making it popular.
>>82421579
The comic adaptation of The Thing looks pretty neat.
>>82396090
Yeesh, that Jimmy has it going on.
>>82395802
>filename
>>82421268
...the T-shaped tower wasn't just something the cartoon invented?
>>82422038
Well, you've got HALF of what you wanted! Jimmy Olsencertainly got killedin a movie!
>>82426745
Yeesh, Superman, getting a woman wearing that outfit killed is a bit...
Well, I'm just saying I know you're close with the Batman, but come on.
>>82420438
>>82422038
>>82413689
I just want a fun comedy series about a powerful but eccentric superhero and his mortal best friend getting into fucked up situations.
>>82433081
Would the comedy be in the contrast between asshole hero and decent average man, or would both hero and mortal friend be assholes?
>Asshole mortal friend pretends to have cancer so he can beg hero to reveal secret identity as a last request
>Hero finds out he's lying when he sees no tumors in him when forgetting to turn x-ray vision off after talking to his nurse
>>82426784
Well that's just an elseworlds
>>82432261
No. Actually from what I remember of the cartoon it takes a lot from New Teen Titans. In fact the Terra plot and Trigon plot are ripped from the book, though both had some changes, especially with Terra
>>82390216
>Kakyoin vs Death 13.jpg
>>82395225
Wouldn't the roaches burn from exiting the atmosphere? He has to throw them pretty hard to have them get to the Sun.
>>82392731
I'd like to see it in context
>>82398344
I guess we know what the inspiration for injustice superman was
>>82395922
>Uatu the voyeur
>>82435093
>>82394302
>Vigilante
now that's what Injustice needed.
>>82431948desu I kinda like "her" more without the wig.
>>82433171
Jimmy's not an asshole, he's psychotic. Dude does not live in the real world. Not only does he deal with Silver Age bullshit on a regular basis, but every damn issue he got hooked with some kind of elaborate deception for some idiot reason. He falls for it every time, because he has no idea what is and isn't real. I should storytime the one where Superman puts on a giant, multi-day puppet-and-light show to make him think he's gone back in time.
Half of everything that happens to him is a lie, and the other half makes no sense. And yet he still goes outside! What goes on in the mind of Jimmy Olsen? Is he Superman's Pal simply because he is the only man retarded and insane enough to accept it? Do the citizens of Metropolis have any clue or are they all as crazy as he is?
I think about this a lot.
>>82433081
So the old Tick series?
>>82397649
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>>82435815
That's not a case of being retarded, anon, any psychosis is the result of being traumatized by an all powerful dick for a best friend.
>>82390206
man i love the silver age
This thread
>>82435815
>I should storytime the one where Superman puts on a giant, multi-day puppet-and-light show to make him think he's gone back in time.
The premise alone has me in tears holy shit
>>82433171
Former is usually better for comedy, since someone has to be the straight man.
>>82435815
>I should storytime the one where Superman puts on a giant, multi-day puppet-and-light show to make him think he's gone back in time
Please do, that sounds amazing.
