>Spiderman and Black Widow don't /ss/.
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DCould you have imagined what would have happened if we had a scene of her recruiting Peter instead of Tony?
>>82379978
Tom Holland and ScarJo.... Yeah nah. Not hot. RDJ and Marissa Tomei. Yes please.
I always found Black Widow as okay to look at but in Civil War, her hair is finally perfect.
>/ss/ will never be normalised in cinema in your time
Why live
>>82379978
>Black Widow and Aunt May talking like girlfriends
>Can't keep her reason for being there a secret because the only thing anyone knows her for is being on the Avengers
>Asks to talk to Peter alone
>Aunt May: "Okay but keep the door open"
I know this scenario comes from your boner and nothing more but its complete unbelievability makes it a stupid scenario.
She doesn't have the money Tony does to recruit him. Peter has some suggestions though...
>>82380313
Black Widow flirts with every male character, she would definitely use his hormones against him
>>82380362
That may be possible but if a member of the AVENGERS comes to talk to your nephew you'd start asking questions about why the AVENGERS want to talk to him.
>>82380396
Could she not do it when Aunt May wasn't home?
>>82380407
But she was. That's what added character to Spider-Man, having to interact with Iron-Man while keeping up the visage that he wasn't a super hero.
If you just want a scenario where Black Widow squeezes Spider-Man's cock in to her latex suit for twenty minutes then, yeah, sure.
>>82380437
>If you just want a scenario where Black Widow squeezes Spider-Man's cock in to her latex suit for twenty minutes then, yeah, sure.
Why must you arouse me so.
>>82380446
Don't worry Anon. I arouse myself too.
The last time Widow recruited someone it resulted in a terrible romantic pairing
>>82380537
>implying this is a bad thing
Do you even /ss/?
>>82380537
>implying buttfuck in the pussy wasn't glorious
Anon the greatest thing to come out of that movie was directly related to Black Widows recruiting skills
>>82379978
What was her power again?
>>82380077
it was perfect in im2
everything since has been shit
>>82381005
I wish I had enough Chris Evans images to answer that
>>82381005
>>82381328
This should do.
>>82379978
Well, if we're lucky posts like these might inspire some drawfriend, if nothing else
>>82379978
>Peter doesn't resist being enlisted
>Black Widow isn't sent to hunt him down
>No awkward wrestling between Peter and Natasha as she tries to get him into submission
>>82381005
always looking like she's blowing air
>>82379978
already confirmed that she gets the BLACKED Panther
Man, i'd love to go to the cinema and have an autist scream DROPPED in the middle of a film when a tiny thing pisses them off.
>>82382396
>air
>>82382396
thats a funny way of spelling "the team"
>>82379978
Wouldn't put it past her, she's a slut.
>Evanslaugh.jpg
>>82382316
>Black Widow surprises Peter with a punch in the gut and the takedown thing by grabbing his head with her thighs and spinning him into the ground
>Peter doesn't know why his Spidey sense didn't pick up on that
>>82379978
But how aboutPeter and May?
>>82380308
There was that one film with the kid who knocked up his teacher and doesn't meet their son until decades later.
Unfortunately it was Adam Sandler schlock.
>>82382681
That kind of thing gets you into trouble.
>>82382643
>That awkward moment when Natasha realizes Pete has a boner
>>82382888
but May married into the Parker family
she and Peter aren't blood related
>>82382948
>she gives Peter a very obvious smirk
>later
>every time she passes by him and nobody else is looking, she gives him a smirk
>Peter's boner never goes away
>>82382964
>Being new
Lurk more, fag.
>>82381005
Well. She was a spy. But now that her face is pretty well-known now, I guess she's just another human fighter.
>>82379978
what is /ss/ anyway? excuse my newfagginess
>>82383121
Let me answer your question with a question.What the fuck is google?
>>82383156
google only brought up the nazi SS shit, I wouldn't ask otherwise
Isn't blacc widow just a more realistic batman?
She's a spy/detective and handles the info part. She kicks henchman butto while dressed in black. She has gadgets from shield but she's not some secret billionaire inventor. She sulks all the time. Nobody knows why she's there until they need her.
>>82383211
SHIELD is the secret billionaire inventor.
Daily reminder Natasha is older than Aunt May
>>82379978
Makes sense, Pete already has Aunt May for ss
>>82383318
not in the MCU
>>82383380
are we sure about that?
>>82379978
Getting into a bit of company wars here, but I just find it hilarious how Civil War hasn't even premiered on Canada, China or even The United States and yet it's already grossed almost a fourth in a single week of what BvS made in its entire lifespan.
Now I really am interested in knowing what would've happened had both movies premiered the same week.
>>82383421
not 100% (about 80%)
>>82383232
well, Stark is the billionaire inventor
SHIELD gets only the 'secret' part
>>82380077
I liked the short hair
>>82383566
Stark has had nothing to do with SHIELD's R&D though. He does his own thing with Stark Industries. Howard Stark, sure, but Tony Stark has had zero involvement.
So, is it a recurring joke that Widow has a new haircut every movie?
>>82383812
>women changing hair styles often is a joke
What?
>>82384018
Consider all of them look like shit, though.
