ITT: characters that are literally you
>Intelligent
>Nihilistic
>Wicked sense of humor
>>82365085
Whats his Stand called, 'Nigga Guy'?
>>82365085
>>82365085
Seriously every single way
Looks like and acts like me to a tee
we're both miserable and selfish, hoorah
>>82365999
jesus that image, sorry
>>82365142
hey mister now that just ain't right
>>82365085
I wish I had cool robot hands
>>82366207MROW
>>82365085
your poor family
>>82366667
Legit, me and my friends pulled that shit on our school bus.
>>82366177
>>82366177
I have several questions...
except a dude
and not hot
>>82365085
Literally not even kidding
>>82367439
this, when I was younger
Bob from Bob's Burgers.
I've given up and can't never win.
Only I realize I have no talent with my hobbies.
Yeah I know, you hate me.
>>82368771
You deserve to be hated.
>>82369234
I just had so much shit in common with her it's ridiculous. A little less outspoken for sure, but all the other dings: vegetarian, musician/creative type, valedictorian, brother, etc.
>>82371738
you're fucking your brother?
because I've seen stuff on Paheal. pretty sure it's canon.
>>82372319
That statement says more about you than it does about me, good sir.
>>82365524
>this faggot again
Who the fuck is he? What cartoon is he from?
>>82365664
so you're a retard?
>>82366460
I sympothize with anon. I too am a bear.
Literarily me.
Me on the left
>>82373448
Pan, go the fuck to sleep. You have a reboot to tear apart. All the other cartoon reviewers are ahead of you.
Are there any cartoon characters like Charlie Kelly from It's Always Sunny?
Because thatI've got good friends who are like Mac and Dennis too
Who is a character that:
-is completely unremarkable in every sense of the word
-below average athletics, intelligence, appearance, and social skills
-despite all this, is a closeted attention whore and must make themselves known to as many people as possible
Except I'm black, an only mildly schizophrenic. I do however have the same hair style( bit shorter though)
>>82373653
Reginald. Life is strange. And also hard.
>>82365142
what you did there
i see it
Underrated post of the day
>>82372682
>shifting the blame
It's okay. Nobody here is going to judge you.
>>82373783
>tfw you're sure you could have a fun, exciting life but you have shit to do.
>>82374821
I wish I was as well balanced as Harrison.
Instead I'll just have to go on low grade adventures that end in horrible agony.
>>82373653
>-is completely unremarkable in every sense of the word
If you acknowledge you're average you're most likely not.
Average people think that they're special
>"I am *literally* this character!"
Could you consume your pop culture a bit more quietly please?
>Morbidly depressed or at least manic-depressive
>Religiously self-deprecate me or my life even if everybody else finds them fucked up or just not funny
>Bitterly self-aware but can never let the truth seep through
>Alone alone alone alone alone alone alone alone alone alone alone alone alone alone
>Everybody despises me because they think I'm psychotic (their words) or an asshole or they just plain don't like me
>Even most of my aren't too shy to admit it
>Painfully ugly even when I make myself look more presentable
>We go on the same websites
>>82373653
>despite all this, is a closeted attention whore and must make themselves known to as many people as possible
>closeted
Buddy I've got some bad news
>>82373306
You can't say shit like that without pics
>>82375241
On an image board called comics and cartoons and the meme answers have already been posted in this thread? No.
Felt love, but it fell apart like a bagel in a dish-washer.
>>82365142
Is it his intelligence or his nihilism?
>>82373448
Why the fuck does he talk like a knock off aziz ansari
>>82375638
You know, everyone has strange rude and inappropriate thoughts most of the time that they're dealing with other people, they just don't feel the need to say those things out loud because it's not necessary. Sometimes it's just nice to be polite to someone else and then that person likes having you around.
I'm fairly certain that the people I work with have lots of thoughts about how bizzarre and annoying I cam, so I'm always surprised when they go out of their way to spend time with me and to try and help me.
tl;dr keep your mouth shut, try to help people and you'll be surprised at how much better your life becomes.
Faggot.
>>82365085
I need a character that's lazy, boring, shiftless, and sits around watching cartoons, playing video games, and fucking around on the internet his entire life. What do you got for me? I'm not obese or bald and I shave regularly so don't give me stock neckbeard characters, like the nerds from Animaniacs.
>>82376794
You misinterpreted that. I do try and help people and I don't talk shit about others or point out flaws. I only talk shit about myself. I still try to help the people who say they hate me.
Just a couple weeks ago, someone who hadn't talked to me since she told me off months before needed me to save some photos stored only on her computer which was on the brink of death but due to a bunch of complications it took me literally four days to save those and I didn't sleep a single minute in case it'd be too late even though it completely fucked me over in a way I can't say here and it was even more difficult considering I had mono at the time.
Has she talked to me sense? Nope. She's insulted me in passing sure but she hasn't talked to me.
Does she hate me because I keep telling self-deprecating jokes that piss her off? Probably partly. But it's either I tell those jokes or I lay down in silence staring at the ceiling trying to hold back tears with a 50% success rate.
But please, insult me without knowing why I'm upset or anything about me other than I tend to be depressing.
And trust me, being lonely isn't the biggest problem in my life right now regardless. Very very far from it. It's just one that relates to the thread and character.
>>82377221
Then maybe you should stop being such a negative faggot about yourself if it clearly annoys other people.
Stop caring so much about whether random cunts like you or not, you have a limited quantity of fucks to give and squandering them needlessly will only waste your time and willpower.
And go out and get some regular exercise, Jesus, it's painful at first but it's good for you. Git gud.
>>82365085
Both cynical and smooth talking. Doesn't let people see they get to him. Can you say literally me?
>>82365085
heres yor (You)
that was funny,
>>82377292
>>82377292
She's a cunt but not a random cunt and that's as much as I can explain.
>>82377292
>Then maybe you should stop being such a negative faggot about yourself if it clearly annoys other people.
3rd line from bottom of that post. Reread it. That's not even exagerration. Again I'm not too concerned about being lonely and I'd barely qualify compared to most people on here. I'm alone but not really miserable on that fact.
>and go out and get some regular exercise
Where did this even come from? Mono? Because there's jack shit you can do to avoid it except don't be around people who you know have it which is near impossible considering it manifests for months? Some other reason?
I get the feeling you're trying to help at least in some sense but calling hurting people a faggot and going "JESUS" as if I could actually hear your exasparation doesn't help me in some tough love bullocks type of way or make you seem superior. It just makes you come off even more prickish.
It's 5 AM and I'm going to try to sleep so I probably won't see your reply until this threads been archived.
>>82377660
The exasperation is because you are weak, you choose to be weak, stop that.
Todays society increasingly shows unconditional pity to pretty victims and tries to nurture people with a carrot and no stick, this results in people like you who take themselves too seriously and are afraid to try. Even Abraham Lincoln suffered from depression, he didn't hide in a dark room and occasionally pluck up the courage for a half-hearted attempt to get the attention of a female whilst constantly fishing for compliments. He didn't constantly insult himself in order to embrace failure and protect himself from genuine criticism.
The exercise comment wasn't related to the mono thing, I don't care if you got a little germy at one point you idiot.
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/126098-all-depression-has-its-roots-in-self-pity-and-all-self-pity
>>82367062
Who is that, Tumblr Redraws Griffith?
>>82367278
So you're a slut who wants to fuck anything that moves? Sure man
>>82373173
Der Fuehrer's Face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYXp0ei0K9w
>>82365085
you wont think twice
>>82380377
Are you also very attractive
>>82366460
Kill yourself, you loud obnoxious annoying twat.
Literally me
>>82365085
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>>82367463
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised at all I'd Zach Galifinakis browsed 4chan, he's already got the neckbeard
>Wicked since of humor
>Great at parties
>Different woman from the gym everytime.
>>82379890
I won't buy your beans
>>82374591
Of course not! We would ask for story time so we can fap!
