what are your favorite Dan Vs. episodes?I liked the one with the cookie ninjas
CANADA
>>82289850
My Top 4:
Burgerphile
The Fancy Restaurant
The Boss
Summer Camp
The one where he chains himself to the front counter of the burger place, that was pretty good.
>>82289850
The boss.
She was fucking HOTWhy is there not a new season already ;_;
All of episodes with Mr. Mumbles doing cute things.
Shakespeare Dinner Theatre
>>82289850
the one where he hits the werewolf with his car
IMPOSTER
>>82289850
Dan Vs The Dentist felt stupid and fun as hell.
I think the best one would have to be The Magician.
>>82289850
The Impostor episodes.
>when he went full yiff mode
My sides were gone.
>>82289850
I liked Dan vs. Canada.
For me it was The Bank
where can I download dan vs? I can't seem to find a working link anywhere.I've already checked yayponies
>>82291308
I REALLY loved how Dan went with the plan of pretending Chris was a hostage. That's something I've always wanted characters robbing a bank to do, just pretend one of their friends is a hostage to buy time rather than going, "Well HOW WE GONNA GET OUTTA THIS THIS TIME?".
My top 3 have to be:
Anger Management
Stupidity
The Bank
Opening scene of Anger Management was brilliant, and one of my favourite jokes was in that episode.
>You know, I once inadvertently burnt this chapel down.
>You said that about, like, 3 buildings on the way here.
>Yeah, today's been a real trip down memory lane.
Werewolf one is fuckng hysterical.
>wolf stops at red light
>they fucking run his ass over at 80 mph
Burgerphile, Animal Shelter, The Bank are all great ones. I really need to watch through it again, I missed a bunch of season 2 and 3.Dan Vs. had so many great waifus, it was ridiculous.
>>82293053
>The Bank
>C: We came all the way across town to use an ATM?
>D: It's the only ATM in the city that atill gives $5 bills
>looks at charge
>C: You spend $3 to pull out 5?
>D: Hey, gotta spend money to make money
>C: I don't think that works how you think it does
DANCE FIGHTING!!
ShimmyShimmyShimmy
>>82291990
Go to the win-o thread.
Read the OP
Apply logic
???
Profit!
>>82289850
The theater and the Impostor ones were the best in general.
As far as fun weird unpredictabilities goes, bank, George Washington, Canada, baseball, the gym, and the boss were just pure fun. Hortense episodes were also good.
On the other hand, anger management had a shitty cop-out ending and stupidity was just bad social commentary.
>>82291990
Search Dan Vs on Kat.pH or look for the Mega that was posted that has the same files. I'm currently phoneposting right now so I don't have either link. Check the archives for the Mega link if some anon doesn't post it.
>>82294305
How was Anger Management a cop out? Dan ended up breaking the AM teacher.
I will concede to Stupidity, but I enjoyed the jokes and the over-the-top conspiracy which turned out to true.
>>82289850
Dan Vs Stupidity is underrated.
I really liked episodes where Dan has to play wits with someone so I really liked, Dan vs Chris, Dan vs Fake Dan, Dan vs the monster under the bed, and Dan vs the telemarketer.
>Dan: I hate coffee
>Then why are you drinking it?
>Dan: You can't follow someone without drinking coffee and having donuts!
>Fine, fine!
>Dan:......This donuts are kind of stale
>>82290412
It had a Johnny Bravo feel at it, pretty good.
>>82294339
I have the episodes on my computer do you want me to upload them to something?
>>82294583
There's a mega in the archive, it's not hard to find.
>>82294583
don't worry about it. I was being a newfag and forgot about the archive.
>>82294666
>>82294632
>>82294583
What the fuck is this shit with people being nice and considerate, we're 4chan start calling each other faggots!
>>82294721
eat shit and die, you fucking faggot! we're having a nice talk about downloading things. then you come in being king shit lord. mcfucking kill yourself. your waifu a shit.
>>82294721
shut up faggot
>>82294790
>>82294810
That's better.
>>82294437
The parts with Amber herself were good, but the bit where Dan just reverts back to normal a second before the end because squirrels was meh.
pointless bump
>>82291308
This was the one that got me into the show
>>82298094
I know
>The bank is on fire
>huh for once i didn't start it
>>82291990
https://mega.nz/#F!GVllmSRB!CsqQkau3GLsHQzEEiSUihg
>>82289850
All of them
>>82298873
The DMV one had some classics too, and not just the obvious DMV jokes.
>Accidents happen
>Crossbow accidents
I love Summer Camp, I wish we knew more about Dan's parents...
>>82300696
Well he sued his own grandmother
>>82300725
I like how he was yelling at her to shut up on the phone in one of the early episodes
Bumpity bump bump, I always thought Dan's relationship with Mumbles was adorable
>>82290639
Dan may have some issues, but imposter Dan is a full psychopath
>>82290639
>>82302770
>This moment
It seemed with each progressive season Dan and Elise were getting closer and closer and I was really scared he was going to cuck Chris or something.
That would have been too mean-spirited, I was already sometimes uncomfortable with the ceaseless Chris torture.
>>82303128
>It seemed with each progressive season Dan and Elise were getting closer and closer
???
>>82303234
I think he means how they go from despising each other and fighting over Chris like piece of meat to grudging respect.
But neither would cuck Chris. He's the most important person in the world to both of them. So it doesn't really make sense.
>>82303128
>>82303355
>implying that Elise wasn't the one who'd get cuck'd
Dan was homo as fuck for Chris.
The boss because...muh dick and Cat Burgler because I'm a sucker for detective noir.
Anyone else want to fuck the cat?
I like this show but I reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaally hate whatever accent Dan sports.
>>82304662
Where are you from? I haven't noticed Dan having an accent.
>still no season 4
>official Facebook page still updates every day
when are they going to take it to Cartoon Network/Adult Swim?
>>82304755
Supposedly the same state he's in but a little bit south. He talks like he has paper in his mouth all the time. Like a Queens accent but apparently they live in San Bernardino or Hollywood or something (I haven't watched the show in a while.)
>>82304795
Whenever MLP finally dies
>>82304841
desu I was barely even aware MLP was still on
hopefully Netflix will save Dan, one of the most underrated cartoons in the last couple years
>>82304662
>>82304755
>>82304831
It's jewy.
>>82304841
But /mlp/ actually has decent Dan Vs threads
>>82304662
That's weird, for some reason I always found his voice really hot
>>82304841
How would that have an effect? The only relation between the two was that they were both on the Hub, which is dead now.
>>82289850
that one where Dan and Chris met that technology hating hermit who can throw an axe very long distances. "To the ends of the Earth!"
>>82306638
It won't have any effect, I was joking
But I will be extremely satisfied when it dies
>>82303518
D: I'm so clean you could eat off me.
C: I'm not going to do that.
D: I'm just saying you could!
>>82307407
bit pathetic desu
>We will never get seasons 2 and 3 on DVD
>>82307639
Plus the episode where Dan took Chris out of the hospital and was dragging him around, doing voices for him.
Vid related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrlXRq6ed6k
>>82308505
>3 season show
>less than a minute of "gay" moments to cherrypick through
Pretty forced.
>>82308577
It's called Subtext! If you look hard enough, you'll find gay moments all throughout the show
>>82300350
based
>>82308577
How is it forced when homoerotic undertones is intentional? There is 'mature' jokes and references everywhere and probably more than half of the episodes have some sort of serious but thwarted attempt at murder.
In general Dan is obsessed and possessive of Chris.
>>82308577
He's right though. More towards the end.
I forgot most of the show but there's probably something gay in that show.
>>82308833
Those aren't DVDs my friend
>>82308870
>In general Dan is obsessed and possessive of Chris
In a childlike fashion, it isn't sexual.
>>82289850
THANKSGIVIIIIING!
>>82309015
Stop ruining our fantasies you heterosexual cis white male scum.
>>82289850
every
>>82289850
Animal Shelter and The Mall Santa
>>82289850
Dan, Art, Burgerphile, Parents, Telemarketer, Anger Management, and Summer Camp are up there.
It's really hard for me to find episodes I like in particular for some reason.
I liked the art one but now I like modern art so now I'm conflicted.
I also liked thr Arizona one and the ship one on the cruise.
>>82309074
Dan's gotten Chris to break the law, go against his moral code, and break every bone in his body, it'd be just as easy to get the pushover to slob on his knob if that was what Dan wanted, but it isn't, so he doesn't.
>>82309703
Dan doesn't know what he wants.
>>82309703
IIRC he's somewhat afraid of Rachel so it makes sense why he doesn't.
Besides Dan, Chris, Elise and Hortence who are your favorite characters? This includes one-scene characters.
Crunchy grew on me, personally.
>>82309817
Elise*
>>82290216
>Why is there not a new season already ;_;
Because they dumped it for a certain show which now has it's own board.
>>82309828
MR MUMBLES
>>82309817
Weren't they friends before Chris met Elise?
>>82289850
Fuck I haven't watched this show in years. That Shakespeare episode was based af.
>>82309828
Mel and Art. Dave and Honey were good too.
Fancy Restaurant, Parents, Telemarketer, Boss, and Summer Camp. I could do with a full-series rewatch, though, it's been years.
The bank episode was fucking amazing
>>82309828
Ninja Dave was a pretty cool guy. I feel like they could have had a lot of potential in using him as a secondary character.
>>82289850
You know what I see with Dan looking like thatI've chosen the soil of your defeat
Bamp
>>82315386
I must know what Dan looks like with the glasses/hat on
I could probably take WebM requests from the show if anyone wants anything.
We have a Dan thread that actually seems active for a change, nice to see desu
>>82289850
Vs Dan, Vs The Telemarketer are great and I always liked the Dance episode because of how Dan ends up disciplining himself after being dumped in the middle of nowhere. The first half is also gold. The DMV is also nice because for bloody once Dan beats Elise. Elise a shit, never understood why she was always so OP
>>82309945
Please, I think even the people who liked MLP liked Dan Vs, and they had commercials featuring the two that were received well. Only reason
I really need to rewatch this.
>>82318415
That whole green text story that mlp did when Dan Vs got cancelled
>>82315386
>>82304795
>official Facebook page still updates every day
Holy shit he still does it? Does he ever talk about the show anymore?
>>82322346
Yes but it's mainly shitposting at autists now.
>>82309945
>dumped for mlp
>when noth ran concurrently just fine for like 2 and a half years
Yeah, no. Discovery technically owned Hub but they let them have reletivly free reign over the content becaue what would a live action former documentory networknknow of animation
Iy get axed because they tried comparing the numbers with CN, Nick and Disney and when they saw it wasn't doing as well they trashed the Hub and dumped thier reality TV shit on to fill time because reruns are pretty much free.
Show had great girls who need more art.
>>82322699
>>82322809
>>82322845
>>82322896
>>82322809
Why does the elevator need a display for each individual floor? Especially in that super high-tech building; it seems out of place.
>>82323118
Could be an OCD thing man.
>>82322699
>>82322809
>>82322896
We need more porn of these girls
>>82322699
>>82322809
>>82322845
>>82322896
>>82322951
Got anymore girls
>>82324907
I really gotta get more caps.Or draw them.
>>82294838I'm sorry...I didn't mean it
Its so nice to see a semi-active Dan Vs thread for once.
>>82318384
>Elise a shit, never understood why she was always so OP
Because most male writers of entertainment media are beta cucks. Entertainment media is the domain of beta loser males who are thoroughly emasculated and masters of manginahood.
>>82320908
What greentext? Do you have a cap of it? I'm eager to hear, I've seen how they responded to all their crossover commercials.
Anybody here have a least favorite Dan VS episode? Mine is Wild West Town, I found it to be rather boring
>>82325641
They never dropped it, though. Didn't you see Dan Vs. the DMV?
young Dan and Chris are so cutethe teenage versions are cuter though
daily reminder that dan tried to fuck a teenage girl
hortense was like, fifteen. the official dan vs facebook stated this, and that shit is canon as hell because he still updates at least once a week about things dan hates.
>>82326152
>>82325510
Can't post here cause pone but here you go
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0v5NPieMDqI/VC83AaQ9LzI/AAAAAAAABI8/l0fL7nHP0k0/s1600/The%2BEnd%2Bof%2BDan2.png
Beware though, its 200% autism
>>82326152
He also said Dan was raped by a clown, so I dunno if everything should be taken as 100% canon.
Dude's a master shitposter.
>>82326284
I believe that, one hundred percent, Dan was canonically raped by a clown. He was raped by a bear, once, and clowns and bears share 98 percent of their DNA.
>>82326284
WHEN DID THEY SAY THIS!?
>>82326152
He is a manlet so its fine
>>82326152
Dan's not really much of an adult himself.
>>82326457
he's like 45.
Dan vs Summer Camp was actually a really good episode.
>>82326602
Wasn't it implied that they killed the guy who was running the camp?
>>82326693
Yeah, pretty much.
I always find strange genderbent versions of Dan vs in google search results...
>>82326921
Go on.
>>82326953
>>82326921
>hothead, shorstack no bullshit girl who loves cats
>>82327008
>>82327057
>>82327074female chris looks so ugly
>>82326921
>literally a more confident Tomoko
>>82327093
>>82327093
they look a bit stiff compared to the originals
>>82327237
A lot of these look like they drew over the original frame...
>>82318384
I swear there are more of these every thread.
Too bad most of them are kinda wonky.
>>82327362
best scene in the series, no doubt about it
>>82325571
Wild West was alright, there's some like I think The Dinosaur that I just didn't care much for. I think that one actually lulled me off to sleep
Why did they never make any merch whatsoever. I'd kill for an official JERK shirt
>>82327408
>kitty bra
nice touch
>>82327431
I forget The Dinosaur exists half the time
>>82327454
I recall the official Facebook page advertising a place where you could buy a JERK shirt... (or maybe that's the dvd I'm thinking of...)
>>82326203
Haven't read it yet but I'm sure it is, this is /mlp/ we're talking about after all. Thanks anon.
>>82326203
Dan singing the MLP theme? ....why
>>82309828
>Elise
>Anyone's favourite character
That aside, I rather liked Elise's parents. Their hatred for Chris always got a good chuckle.
Remember when Dan had the hots for Elise's old boyfriend?
>>82327408
>>82327093
>>82327057
>>82327074
>>82326921
>>82318384
Dan is cute. CUTE!
>>82328909
This has some potential loss material.
My favorite part about the canada episode was the callback it got later. Even Dan was surprised his show had continuity.
Dan can kick my ass and I'd still love him
>>82330347
Also Ugragoth of the Deviant Art
>>82327362
>>82330748
>>82330773
>>82325299
But at what cost?
How often do you think Dan is on the news?
>>82331185
>Breaking News: Local Man sets ferret store on fire. Claims the ferrets broke into his home and hijacked his car
idk, I just wish there was a Dan Vs, Ferrets episode
>>82318384
>>82330773
>>82330812
Looking back on this, I wish this show had better animation
Post 5 titles that could make a good episode
>Hollywood
>Trains
>Hanukkah
>Candy
>Spies
>>82327454
I bought a black shirt and just put letters onto it myself. Fucked and put them too high though.
>>82331350
That was this shows major downfall. fortunately great animation wasn't needed for the type of show it was and the jokes were all on point as it was, still looked awkward as fuck in some places though.
>>82331431
>The News
>College
>Internet
>Japan
>Ponies
>>82331680
>Clowns
>Ferrets
>Squirrels
>4chan
>Dan Vs Dan 3
What font would you say the Jerk shirt is?
>>82331483
Agreed, it was really jarring when they had an action sequence like Elise fighting the Ninja and it just looked like absolute crap. At one point they was just striking their sword into each others on loop
Da(m)n the Man
>>82331447
I showed the series to my sister durimg the summer and she also made a dan shirt and also put the letters too high. Shes in middle school though so its really cringey because nobody would even know what that series its referencing
>>82331431
Dan Vs. Christianity
Dan Vs. Sandy Hook
Dan Vs. Leukaemia
Dan Vs. Depression
Dan Vs. Cancellation
[/spoiler]They're edgy but me and a friend thought they were kinda funny[/spoiler]
>>82327454
They had an official Etsy while the show was running, but now I think you'll have to save the font and have a custom shirt shop make you one.
>>82331770
>>82332608
I'd just try printing this and taking it into the shop so I know it'll be right.
>>82332608
I worked for someone who runs a print shop last summer. I thought about asking him to do one up for me, considering it would have only been a black T-shirt, but I decided against it as there would still be work he'd have to do. He probably would have anyway, but oh well.
>>82331431
>Dan vs Donald Trump
>Dan vs The homeless
>Dan vs The war on drugs
>Dan vs North Korea
>Dan vs Alzheimers
>>82332958
>Dan vs breast cancer
>Dan vs planned parenthood
>Dan vs airplane security
>Dan vs the mexican border
>Dan vs the white house
>>82332958
>Dan vs The homeless
D:I'm going to burn their houses down!
C:You can't do that Dan.
D:Why? Because it's illegal?
C: No, because they don't have houses, that's why they're homeless.
I could see it.
>>82331431
>Dan vs The Rainy Day
Dan suffers every mild inconvenience on a rainy day. which he blames on the bottle water corporations who are making bank during California's drought.
>Dan vs Happiness
Dan feels a prolonged sense of joy and his mind is slowly eaten away by paranoia that something is wrong with him (parasites, mind probes, a disease).
>Dan vs The Morning Zoo
Dan and Chris call in the winning number to get concert tickets but they get screwed out of them. Dan decides to make a pirate radio station and to also sick the lions at the zoo on the shock jockeys.
>Dan vs The Wheel (of Fortune)
Bob Barker and Dan get into a prolonged feud after Barker insinuiates that Dan is a bad pet owner for not getting Mr. Mumbles spayed. Chris tries to win a new car.
>Dan vs the Funeral
Chris and Elise won't let Dan just bury his grandmother out in the wilderness, and Dan becomes sick and tired of the minutia of the funerary process. Dan wages a war on the funeral home, which is probably run by a Herbert West type.
>>82333282
Why doesn't /co/ just animate and write the 3rd season?The animation and backgrounds can't get any worse anyways.
>>82331431
>Dan vs. Holy Matrimony (flashback to Chris and Elise's wedding)
>Dan vs.Ted
>Dan vs. the IRS
>Dan vs. therapy
>Dan vs. the Fortune Teller
>>82333282
>run by a Herbert West type.
Oh shit, that sounds good. Imagine Dan versing off against him.
>>82333282
>>Dan vs the Funeral
>Chris and Elise won't let Dan just bury his grandmother out in the wilderness, and Dan becomes sick and tired of the minutia of the funerary process. Dan wages a war on the funeral home, which is probably run by a Herbert West type.It turns out his grandmother isn't really dead and her plan all along was to get back at Dan for stealing her deviled eggs recipe.
I swear they mentioned the word kill often earlier in this show, but later on stopped doing so and instead used friendlier alternatives. Anyone know anything about that?
>>82333370
I figured out a solution for the voice acting issue.
Just have French Canadians voice act and sub it in English. C'est parfait, oui oui.
>>82308577
They're both cute and I want them to kiss. What's so wrong about that?
>>82333545
u gay
>>82331431
i only got one title, but i thought a whole plot synopsis
>Dan Vs. Male Pattern Baldness
Dan keeps finding clumps of hair around his apartment. He lashes out at anyone he thinks could be the cause, like his landlord (Clearly, Dan is suffering from radiation poisoning from a radium gas leak) or the company that makes his shampoo (The dollar store won't be seeing another cent from him!). He keeps getting more and more manic as no one he claims revenge on seems to have anything to do with his hair loss, until at the end of the episode, Chris suggests maybe he's losing his hair because of stress, and Dan yanks out all his hair while screaming.
Mr. Mumbles walks by and Dan pets her slowly, rocking back and forth. She's shedding. She has been shedding. The end.
>>82333720
>She's shedding. She has been shedding
Jej, that's pretty good. Could see that being an episode quite easily
>>82331431
>Dan Vs. Anonymous
A troll bad mouths Dan on an anonymous site and now he resorts to bribing moderators and other shady actions to try and find his location to directly get revenge
>Dan Vs. Hanukkah
When Dan discovers that Jewish people get to have gifts for eight straight days instead of one day like Christmas, he tries to sue the Jewish community for Holiday Inequality
>Dan Vs. Children
Dan does battle with a group of grade schoolers that desecrate his car and Chris tries to prevent him from getting arested for harasssing children
>Dan Vs. The Raincoat Man
After reading about a disturbing urban legend involving a Slenderman-type creature called the Raincoat Man, he relentlessly tries to find a way to destroy it in his paranoid fit and Chris tries to calm him down
>Dan Vs. The Homeless
Dan is convinced that some of the people at the homeless shelter are people posing as homeless people to get free food and other comforts and tries to prove his conspiracy
>Dan Vs Cockroaches
Cockroaches infest Dan's home and he refuses to pay an over priced exterminator to get rid of them, the ordeal is also seen from the roach's perspective ala Twilight of the Cockroaches
>Dan Vs. Cancellation
Dan's favorite Space Opera Thriller, Femme Fatales from Space gets cancelled before the big conclusion and Dan is determined to steal the reels to see the ending for himself
>>82333467
They did say it more often in the first season. It was probably some executives at The Hub felt it wasn't alright to say it on a show supposedly aimed at 7 year olds.
>>82334066
>Dan Vs. The Homeless
Dan is convinced that some of the people at the homeless shelter are people posing as homeless people to get free food and other comforts and tries to prove his conspiracy
Bamp
Hortense is bae
>>82335790
Agree.
>>82335790
>>82335888
Al right rankings
Devil Boss
Anger management lady
Hortense
POWERGAP
Random brown background character
POWERGAP
the rest
Elise
Elises' mom
>>82335790
I feel like the only person that thinks she's the worst dan vs girl, she's shallow, extremely dim, and has a really annoying voice
>>82335970
>Elise's mom at the bottom
Gotta disagree, man.
>>82336088
>has a really annoying voice
Meet me in the parking lot, faggot.
>>82336088
>shallow
How so?
>annoying voice
OPINION DISREGARDED
>>82336088
Those hips though
>>82336088
Eh, she's not a bad character, but I don't get why everyone likes her so muchdesu Elise is way better looking than her
>>82336528
Gotta disagree. Hortense is top girl.But just about EVERY girl in this show is great. Even the one shots.
>>82336578
But why is she top girl?
>>82336172
>whiteknighting for a girl that doesnt even exist
Yeah, seems about like the type of guy that's into mentally retarded girls, I would never want to meet you in the parking lot because you probably drive a ford fiesta and that would make fighting you embarassing
>>82336271
She immediately dropped dan for some hideous rich guy with money, is that REALLY the level of loyalty you'd want your girl to have?
>>82336656
Just think she's cute and doofy. Cute, doofy, dim girls are my favorite.
Also hips.
>>82336676
Did you forget the part where Dan didn't make the effort to make it work or to see her even though she moved a fucking HALF HOUR away?
Dan's hilarious and entertaining, but he royally fucked that one up.
>>82336709
Honestly I think he would've and that was more related to the writers realizing she's dumb and shallow and would be dead weight in the main cast
>>82336709
Wasn't Hortense still underage when she married that old dude....
>>82336848
No, he literally would not have. Chris TOLD him she lived a half hour away.
>I can't believe she's gone forever....
>You know, Dan, Santa Monica's only 20 miles away, it's just a straight shot down the highway, you could be there in half an hour.
>Gone forever...
Dan's a fuckface who doesn't deserve happiness.
>>82336887
Yes and?
>>82289850
the one where dan dies and the show is cancelled.
sad there is no more dan vs.
i love that show.
>>82337021
Thats...weird?
>>82337113
No it's not you nerd.
>>82337003
The writers wrote her out because she's retarded and unfunny, dan knows how to drive and has driven farther than 20 miles several times in the series
>>82337131
He was old enough to be her grandpa in addition to her being underage, so yes it is unless you live in saudi arabia and shit in the streets daily
>>82337339
Bruh she was 15 which is one year, maybe less due to time between appearances, away from legal age of consent. Also cartoon where that detail isn't as important to the plot.
>>82337131
It's exactly weird. It's a whole big thing that it's actually pretty weird.
>>82337512
You're weird.
>>82337403
I like how you completely ignored the part where he's decades older than her, if he was in his 20s it would be more gray and argueable, whether its a cartoon or not still doesnt make her any less of a retarded and shallow character and im glad she didnt eat up more screen time
>>82337652
>>82337652
Anon you obsessive dip-waffle, holy shit. The old rich man clearly likes his ladies young and when you're old and have the financial ability to support another wife after breaking up, presummably on good terms according to the episode, then you can fucking go for it. No one really bats an eye at an older person marrying a younger person here in USA.Besides Hortance knew what she was doing, that old rich man doesn't have much time left what with his age and burger diet.
>>82337762
Honestly literally every other female character looks better than her. Another thing i hate about hortense's character design is her constantly broken looking back
>>82337812
>wanting a woman that doesnt love you and is just waiting for you to die
Nice one
>>82337975
Alright, we get it anon, no need to sperg out about it.
>>82338038
I never- you know what, nevermid.
Fuck this, I'm out.
>>82338059
>>82338137
Dan Vs Karl Episode when?
>So like I bump into this little american fella while walking around during my vactation in california. and he just starts just rambling off about the sidewalk and personal space or something like that and im just like "I cant be doin with this"
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the ass was fat
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>>82338501
>>82338622the chris was fat
![S01E11 (Dan Vs. The Beach) [720p] [pseudo].mp4_20140709_141353.916.png](https://i.imgur.com/4IYWc6C.png "S01E11 (Dan Vs. The Beach) [720p] [pseudo].mp4_20140709_141353.916.png")
>>82338696The Dick is Fat.Guaranteed Chris is atleast 8 inches length wise.
