RIP FitzSimmons Edition
Welcome back /co/! Agents of SHIELD is all new tonight with the second half of Season 3!
Ep 18: "The Singularity" [Apr 26th]
The team reels from its losses as Hive continues to draw Inhumans to his side; agents Fitz and Simmons get a lead that could stop the maniacal Inhuman forever.
* Agents of SHIELD has been renewed for a 4th Season! *
>Where can I watch the episode?
http://streamfare.com/abc.html
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/abc-live-stream
Both of these were recommended in the last thread and should be streaming the episode.
>What else do I need to know about the show?
Agents of SHIELD is now in its third season. InHumans, more comics shit, good character development are just a few of the new perks.
>I've missed an episode!/ I have no idea whats going on but im going to post anyways!
Good news! We have a handy dandy pastebin located here:
>http://pastebin.com/RLge8rQH
There's lots of neat things in there like previous discussions, episode guide and some other goodies. If you're just joining us or missed a previous ep, Netflix has both Season 1 and Season 2 available for watching! If you live in another country, you might be shit out of luck. Sorry bros.
Archive moe is gone, will try to fix up our pastebin a bit, now we'll be getting archives from desustorage
Doesn't this start in a hour?
>>82240746
Yeah? That's why the thread was made.
>RIP FitzSimmons
Am I being rused here?
In the meantime, have interview with Brett Dalton, about what is coming.
http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/agents-of-shields-dalton-hints-at-hives-destiny-super-powered-epic-finale
>It's cool knowing that, at the end of the day, even though you are going to say some crazy stuff because of this Inhuman connection, this person will do or say whatever you want. In a strange way, it's like family. You have a safety net with family where you get to be who you want to be. At the end of the day, they don't really have a choice. They are family. There's still a connection. Lincoln has mentioned how all these Inhumans have a purpose. Hive finds his purpose has to do with somehow connecting all of the Inhumans. What we see is Hive's attempt to fulfill what he thinks is his destiny as an Inhuman. We see that playing out, this desperate need to connect.
>Hive does his spore mind control on other Inhumans because he's genetically compelled to do it
>Lash kills Inhumans because he's genetically compelled to do it
Hive vs Lash final fight confirmed?
>>82240695
For those that haven't read it, I've storytimed all of Secret Warriors:
>>82107103 (Secret Warriors 1-10)
>>82134470 (Secret Warriors: The List; 11-16; Siege)
>>82228062 (Secret Warriors 17-23)
>>82238442 (Secret Warriors 24-28)
For those that haven't seen...
>Blade fucking the fuck out of May.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2145405315
>Simmons sex
http://www.xhamster.com/movies/4036355/elizabeth_henstridge_the_thompsons.html
remember when there was gonna be an inhumans movie?
lmao I heard this show retconned HYDRA into some kind of inhuman circlejerk
>>82241131
>Related Videos
>HOT Elizabeth Olsen takes control ;)
wew
>>82241207
Hydra before AoS was an 'ancient aliens' death cult trying to take over the world.
Hydra post-AoS is now an 'ancient aliens' death cult trying to take over the world.
Previously, on Coul-Coul's Bizarre Adventure...
>>82241013
They gonna fug tonight?
>>82241013
That would be pretty hype
who /fishsmoothie/ here?
>>82240695
What the fuck do you mean, RIP FitzSimmons. Those cunts better stay together for at least one summer break. Then they can kill one/both of them off.
you mean fish pills smoothie?
>more primaries results tonight
Inb4 Agents of Shield gets fucked over for the third week in a row.
>>82242436
I'm almost enjoying the anger.
>>82241013
>Hive vs Lash final fight confirmed?
Gosh I hope not
I really don't want to see Lash getting redemption or somethin killing Hive, I want SHIELD to fight him
>>82242436
It'll be worth it if there's any news of Trump and/or Clinton stumping Sanders.
RIGHT OFF THE BAT
RIGHT OFF THE FUCKING BAT
Welp.
GEORGE STEPHANOPOLIS
ITS HAPPENING
>abc
Getting the interruption in early I see
>doesn't even get to start
BULLSHIT
Agents of P.R.I.M.A.R.Y.
>>82240695
Miss me yet?
how i feel
Based CTV
Hahaha Trump owned every fucking thing.
It was just a projection. Is that breaking news?
>>82241013
probably, his function is clearly to be an adversary to HIVE by picking off Inhumans
For all you PA /co/mrades who voted for Trump, Fuck You
>>82241227
>HOT Elizabeth Olsen takes control ;)
Link? It didn't pop up for me.
>>82242598
>implying he will be redeemed
It's gonna be evil vs evil no matter who wins we lose fight.
>>82242886
I voted for Ted because he's a Simpsons fan
I dont think thats how planes work
So, only 15 minutes of the show aired last week because of cockfucker Trump
Let's hope we get no interruptions this week
Missed the first few minutes, what happened?
>>82242926
I can't judge you for liking the Zodimaniac
>>82242823
I think the Dems still have 4 states to call, so.. he'll be back
>>82242886
>>82242926
>voting for a literal Soros puppet or a "True Conservative" who makes a formal alliance with one
>>82242965
Recap.
>election bar taking up 1/5th of the screen
THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN CUTTING AWAY. FUCK OFF WITH THIS POLITICS SHIT.
DO A BARREL ROLL!
>>82242965
Daisy escaped, SHIELD is fortifying their base and preparing for a war against Hive.
Squid Ward got his quake waifu, living the hive dream.
>daisy wants the hive dick
SHE'S ADDICTED TO THE TENTACLE
TRUMP WINS
BASED
>>82241755
God I hope so. She'll remember forever fucking Ward and hating herself for it.
>Grant was a thirsty soul
>Election on bottom
>Storm warnings on top
A third of my screen is full of bullshit I don't care about.
lol skyward fans
>>82242893
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1730926705
was that Dominus....
Fitz stop being pussy
>you mean once we have sex
Is Fitz a virgin?
Simmons is so aggressive in this relationship...
Squidward is better then Ward ever was
STRONK INDEPENDENT DAISY
>>82243099
>Saved!
I watched In Secret, but you only see her rack for half a second as Oscar Issac nails her the first 1/3rd of the movie.
>You and I are one organism now
L-Lewd
>>82243192
Well, he has eaten more people.
>As the most recent host Ward's boner for Skye is influencing Hive from beyond the grave
>>82243228
Do we know that for certain?
how does he eat people exactly?
BENEVOLENT CONQUEROR WARD
CRUSADER OF GLOBAL PEACE
FUCKING HILARY
GET OFF MY TV
>>82243262
the microparasites literally swarm and shred victims
like the scarabs from The Mummy
>>82243262
He throws pocket sand at them
>>82243246
>yfw Ward's memories and consciousness end up taking over Hive
OK, fuck my local ABC channel with this garbage. Guess I have to watch it on the shitty stream now since it's literally unwatchable on the channel.
Am I the one who needs to say it?
>You mean once we have sex?
>>82243286
>FUCKING HILARY
>GET OFF MY TV
>>82243313
>he uses it to do more Ward things rather than some bullshit redemption garbage
>>82243260
Hydra has been regularly feeding Hive for a very, very, very long time. And that says nothing about what all it ate back in the old days before it's banishment. Ward just can't compete in the people eating game.
God I am so hyped for Civil War
Hillary would definitely be a member of Hydra
>>82243313
you know thats where theyre going with this.
>>82243262
Naughty tentacles.
>>82243313
That magnificent bastard has evaded death for 4 seasons.
>mfw S3 finale has Ward becoming the dominant consciousness/mind. He's just that good.
>Sparky has to wear a thermite vest if he wants to go rescue
>He's mad about this
Goddamnit man you are going against a mind-controlling parasite what part of other's safety do you not understand.
>>82243402
Yeah, same, if not for any other reason than Spidey and more based Ant-Man.
>>82243407
>Hillary would definitely be a member of Hydra
>implying she isn't
>>82243419
>Naughty tentacles.
>MURDER VEST
BASED COULSON
Combatting Lincoln's edge at every turn
>suicide vest
>>82243313
That secret Hive weapon is going to pull all the parasite's from Ward's body and leave him Ward.
D E T H L O C K M E N T I O N
Is that a new version of the explosive suit from Agent Carter
Oh man its Straya
>>82243516
nah they already kinda revealed it is some kind of super pesticide
>>82243523
>Is that a new version of the explosive suit from Agent Carter
>Are you drunk?
>Well I'm Australian, so, yes.
>>82243539
>please be Hellfire
>>82243407
She'd be a goddamn Head.
>CrikeyWard is drunk
>"Well, I am Australian, so yeah"
kek
>Are you drunk
>well I'm Australian so yes
Calling it now, he'll be Hellfire.
>Are you shitposting?
>Well I'm Australian, so, yes.
so....who is the aussie gonna become?
>>82243407
>>82243603
>>82243643
I think he just died....
>>82243643
Lunch
Ward's gonna be roasting shrimp on the barbie with that aussie.
>>82243643
An Inhuman shitposter.
>>82243643
Well, his name is James, and one of the Secret Warriors (that turned traitor for HYDRA) was Hellfire aka James Tyler James.
>>82243668
nah he's got inhuman genes. They're giving him crystal gas so hive can infect him.
>>82243702
who also ended up fucking Daisy and left to die by Nick because he would have broken her heart
yea I can buy this
>>82243643
STRAYA CUNT
Hellfire confirmed
>>82243702
Damn I wish I didn't read this because I just started reading Secret Warriors.
>Hive's harem
HELLFIRE
CALLED IT
HELLFIRE
>>82243702
Called it
>>82243625
>>82243772
>>82243702
Right on the money mate.
>>82243702
whelp looks like we have a winner
Ward is a pimp.
H E L L F I R E ! ! !
>>82240695
Gambit?
>Aussie McBoomBoom
Skye used Magnitude!
Magnitude 6!
It's super effective!
question is, which boi will now cuck Lincoln with Daisy?
>Hello, my name is Anon
>my name is Anon
She's a futa and mack is into it
>>82243778
Oh shit, sorry. Probably shouldn't have dropped that spoiler there. My bad.
>>82243850
Did she say anon?
I can never talk to you guys again without thinking about this?
Was he just implying it's a tranny?
>>82243850
>Typical Aussie after the morning beer surrounded by flammable objects.
It'd be funny if the device was a beacon that alerted the Kree
>>82243897
I think she is a lot more than a tranny.
>>82243895
>Anon
>being the little girl
>>82243892
It's all good, senpai. I can't get too mad when the book is like 5 years old.
>tfw my girlfriend is fucking some chad while I'm waiting for a SHIELD torrent
wew lads
>>82243897
I think he was implyingmachine gun jubblies
>a futa named Anon
What's with all this /co/ pandering?
>>82243923
I actually kinda like that idea
>>82243890
>She's a futa and mack is into it
>>82243941
Like anyone besides /co/ watches this show.
I literally do not see the romantic/sexual chemistry between these two.
Skye
>Starts out as a generic Hacker Gurl
>Becomes competent company woman
Lincoln
>Starts out as edgy blandmaster
>Is becoming a obedient company man, wanting to recognize Coulson's authority and be a team player
I love the character development in this show
>BOOP
>BOOP
You getting feedback?
Goddamnit guys, don't go off comms.
Oh just fuck already, it's not that complicated.
He wants your black hole.
>>82243949
Right? They stop Hive, but now we have the Kree Empire ready to fuck Earth up. Btw, are they even at war with the Skrulls? I know its a weird rights issue but its funny they never mentioned a war
>>82243952
He could have been talking about her tits.
>Fitz and Simmons are about to be forever impure.
>>82243933
>being a literal cuck
>>82243923
>It'd be funny if the device was a beacon that alerted the Kree
If it's anything like the comics, the Kree will be "so happy" that inhumans are still around.
Anon *IS* Dr. Radcliffe.
>>82244033
Simmons is already forever impure.
Is Radcliffe gonna be Modok?
>>82244069
I'd give her irritable bowels, if you know what I mean.
>Fitz and Simmons about to do improv ocular surgery
This fucking show. Lol
Would you a diarrhea?
>>82244036I'm mostly memeing, I fuck other girls too
So who's ready for MACK to die in space
>>82244150
Still sad the MackxFitz ship from season 2 didn't go anywhere.
>>82244125
The girl is cute. Diarrhea has some crazy eyes or its that fucking curled hair in the front.
>>82244150
black men are never safe on this show :(
>>82244125
Diarrhea cha cha cha.
Don't those eyes have microbombs in them too?
>>82244191
I really miss the Mack/Turbo moments
>>82244199
It's not fair
batiatus???
>>82244024
The Kree/Skrull War was replaced with the Kree/Xandar War for the MCU.
Ayy it's Batiatus from Spartacus
>>82244243
Once again the gods spread cheeks to ram cock in ass
Hey its that guy from the Mummy
>>82244243
yea you didn't notice when they showed his profile pic?
>>82244266
THAT"S WHERE I KNOW HIM FROM
South Dakota?
I thought he was in Australia?
>>82244199
>suggesting there isn't a worse one...
Fitz kicking ass.
Coulson has Cap's Holoshield.
I like this idea.
RIP in pieces FitzSimmons
OH SHIT, Cap's holo shield!
OH SHIT, holographic shield.
Xander?
Is that the faction the Nova Corps and the planets shown in GotG belong to?
I thought the Skrull (or whatever stand in alien race they'll call them if they're not allowed to use the name) are still canon.
AHHHHH IT'S THE STARK HOLO CAP SHIELD
SHIELD FOR SHIELD
Energy SHIELD
>I thought it would be cool if the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. had a shield.
Based Son of Coul
>New hand has caps beam shield
Nice!
>literal shield hand
>Coulson had a SHIELD on his arm
>>82244331
CAP's energy SHIELD shueld
JUPITER'S COCK!
>hardlight Captain America shield
oh shit
SPOOKS
>holographic SHIELD shield
Well then
>>82244371
Have we seen that before?
COCK IN ASS, how did they even know where to fucking look?
>Coulson gets a holo SHIELD
>Fitz steps up senpai
>RIP Simmons
HARDLIGHT SHIELD
>>82244024
The Kree WERE at war with Xandar.
And then they pussed out and made Ronan sulk in a corner.
>>82244433
no it's an obscure comic book reference, basically it's what Steve uses whenever he can't use his normal shield
Well, it is only fitting he have an awesome new superpower. He is, after all, an Avenger.
Ah man I knew there was a reason for watching Agents of Bullshit even after killing off Grant Ward.
This show is such bullshit, I love it.
>>82244370
>Is that the faction the Nova Corps and the planets shown in GotG belong to?
Yes.
>I thought the Skrull (or whatever stand in alien race they'll call them if they're not allowed to use the name) are still canon.
They are, but in the MCU, the Kree's "ancient enemy that they've been at war with for millenia" are the Xandarians instead of the skrulls. Skrulls are canon, but they have a similar issue as Scarlet Witch/Quicksilver wherein they're shared with Fox so Marvel is reluctant to use them.
So are all you murricans like 3-4 minutes behind?
Aussie Gambit a shit.
Battle Bots is back?
>>82244516
Yes, the opening was preempted a little bit. (At least here)
>>82244370
Technically the Skrulls can be shared by both FOX and Marvel. I think theyre still canon, but as of now they have not been referenced. If anything we can assume that the kree are still fighting the Skrulls but officially had a truce with the Nova Corp. Remember Ronan acted alone
Oh fuck the double penetration mind rape with Will and Ward
>>82244564
Not that much.
>>82244516
Can't be that far behind. It starts at 8 central and ends at 9.
I still dislike this Inhumans bullshit taking over the show.
Yep, exploding beers in someone's face is pretty close to shit posting on this show.
>>82244514
>>82244566
If I remember is that they can use Skulls but no super skull due to FF.
Kree Sentry when?
Force choke
>Firestar
>how about Blowhard
Hah!
>Hive channeling SpaceChad to fuck with Simmons
Ha
>MCU Inferno yet his powers seem more like Gambit
FORCE CHOKE
>>82244605
This was a show about nothing before the Inhumans.
>I never wanted anything bad to happen to you.
>proceeds to choke him.
I love this show.
>>82244644
Firestarter, '90s song from The Prodigy
>>82244605
Are you kidding? I've been waiting for exactly this kinda shit i've been waiting for
THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF GRANT WARD WERE STILL ALIVE
>>82244674
Still.
Inhumans ain't doing shit for me.
>>82244685
OH GEMMA
LIKE A BOSS
CAPTAIN AMERICA CARD
oh shit Simmons
Ward will eat her
Fitz gets Force Choked and Simmons is getting Jedi Mind Fucked.
He's like a pinata full of delicious chocolate pudding!
>>82244679
>You won't be hurt
>Is planning genocide.
Was that Cap's voice?
Power vacuum, Zemo's got room to take charge of HYDRA
>Commence decap
based Talbot
>>82244737
The worst kind of piñata
Fucking hell, local news cuts in for "weather update!"
>>82244662
I'm hoping it's an unstable powers kind of deal, he's had them for all of 24 hours and is only stable because of mind control.
The comic character could only channel them through a chain so this character might be drunk budget gambit til he can find a channeling object.
Oh damn its time for Fitz to finally get some
>>82244694
It'd be better if they incorporated more aspects of meta-humans into the show than just Inhumans. Just like the constant Hydra, it gets boring
>>82244768
That was Talbot
Fitz/Simmons gonna fuck
>Always said I'd shoot Ward.
>>82244780
Having seen civil war, your predictions to me are humorous.
>>82244566
Hope GotG 2 (or Sif/Asgard) expands on the lore of Cosmic Marvel. Honestly, the references jam packed into GotG were amazing.
...
Also, death of Hydra (for now). Whoo!
>>82244809
>Missing everything because of tornado warning
AYO HOL UP
Is that Cap's voice over the radio?
See, they keep saying HYDRA is no more but we all know thats bullshit.
Fitz is Hive
>just like that
you shits, cut off one head two more take its place, aka Crossbones & Zemo
