Spider-Man promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3KNEbWSirg
Hilarious European press conference (some spoilers in it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqfAL9oCCyc
New WHIH video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4iFusVgqBM
So /co/, when are you seeing the movie? Are you getting it this week or are you an Americlap who has to wait another week?
>you got a metal arm? that is awesome, dude!
What did he mean by this?
And since I (not) happily live in a third world country I'm going to see it this Friday with my lil' brother because fuck going alone.
Liz's various nude or sex scenes for a fap happy thread!
---http://www.xhamster.com/movies/3963293/elizabeth_olsen_oldboy.html
---http://www.xhamster.com/movies/983858/elizabeth_olsen_martha_marcy_may_marlene.html
---http://www.xhamster.com/movies/3228537/elisabeth_olsen_dakota_fanning_very_good_girls.html
---http://www.xhamster.com/movies/3047092/elizabeth_olsen_secret.html
>>82234537
Meant that Winter Soldier's metal arm is boner inducing. Just look at this beauty.
>>82234698
>>82234403
>buck in awe of petes strength
worth it
Best Olsen keeps on besting at the UK premeire
I'm just here to promote me fucking your ass.
>>82234898
lewd
What happened ITT
>>82234670
>>82234698
>>82234732
>>82234744
>>82234875
>>82234901
>>82234915
The fuck are you doing.
>>82234670
Also
Aunt May...
http://www.xhamster.com/movies/2021673/marisa_tomei_the_wrestler1.html
And Scar Jo...
http://www.recapped.com/scarlett-johansson-nude-in-under-the-skin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdCjmvnTyHQ
>>82234875
>>82235014
>Evans checking out dem tittays
>>82234686
L U B E
U
B
E
>>82235014
RDJew wearing heels?
Quips & Thwips
CGI & ADR
Spider & Man
>>82235358
he always wears shoes that give him like another 4-5 inches
I can understand the movie studio maybe wanting him to look taller for a role, but he fakes his height in real life. I don't understand why you would be so self-conscious about it when you're that rich
A 37TH FRESH REVIEW!
Rating went up to 8.3, interesting.
>>82235442
At least it's shoes he's using to get high.
>>82234798
It also seems like he is left confused by how casually and friendly his opponent is reacting to him
>>82235638
Day V Night: Dawn of Martha will never come anywhere CLOSE to these kind of ratings
>>82235014
>Evans still the only bachelor Avenger
Can't tie down that clown.
>>82235745
An idol has to remain pure so their fans can continue to worship them from afar
>>82235358
In heels and on his tippy toes
>>82235704
>Bucky wants to be hardcore but Peter won't let him
>>82235850
kek
>>82234686
I want him to choke me with his metal arm while he jacks me off with his real one.
>>82235882
Good taste fampai.
>mfw I get to see it for free on Tuesday in imax
I cannot fucking handle the hype for Spidey, GiantMan and Panther.
>>82235924
Isn't today Tuesday? Or are you talking about next week?
>>82235924
I'm going tomororw night, biatch
>>82235924
I can pay some extra for the ticket and go watch it on Thursday.
>>82235953
Yeah, next week. Sucks living in burgerland in this instance but at least I get it for free.
Anyone that has seen the movie. Does Spidey wall on a wall? Completely perpendicular to said wall, that is.
![spideywall2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VIhYNAY.jpg "spideywall2[1].jpg")
>>82236032
>wall on a wall
>>82236063
Kek. That's the best mistake I've ever made.
Given the recent clip of Spidey one-handedly stopping Winter Soldier's metal arm, I wonder how far the Russos take Spidey's strength to. Comic lore wise, he's always been shown to have some insane upper limits that he never reaches because he basically can kill a man with little effort, and considering Winter Soldier has no enhancements in the film beyond his arm, I'm curious where Spidey ranks. Is he going to be equal or more greater than Cap?
>>82235014
Keep your mind on America, Soldier!
>>82236293
They've said he's the strongest guy in the airport already, bar Vision.
>>82236424
The Russos said that Scarlet Witch could end up the fight in 5 seconds if she wanted.
>>82236293
I thought the Winter Soldier had a version of the supersoldier formula Cap has?
>>82236424
>>82236445
Presumably strongest only in the physical strength sense, and not 'he can literally beat everyone besides Vision', although I imagine with his default skillset and that amount of strength, it'd be pretty difficult to beat someone as agile as Spider-Man.
THERE ARE 2 POST CREDIT SCENES
>>82236445
>>82236457
Yeah, strong as in heavy lifting and punching. Obviously SW is more powerful overall. Maybe even than Vision, since he doesn't have the stone's powerset, just the energy.
>>82236448
I know he was experimented on by Zola early on, before Cap's appearance, and then given the bionic arm later on, so maybe. I think they did say something about him surviving the fall because of the experiments, but I'd have to find the film scenes again.
>>82236293
I'm gonna guess around 7-8 tons, slightly weaker than he is in the comics because of age. WS' robot arm man-handles Cap who can lift 1-2 tons, and Spidey stopped it casually.
>>82236467
What's the second one senpai?
>>82234403
Thank fucking GOD they are getting Spidey's strength right. Without Hulk or Thor there Spidey should be a tier above pretty much everyone except maybe Vision and Iron man in strength.
Line sounded good too.
>>82235014
I've never realized how tall Paul Bettany is.
>>82236540
Dunno
I'm just a messenger
>>82236540
Hasn't been leaked, afaik. The only one that's known is theWakandascene shown to the press at the World Premiere, pretty sure.
>>82236666
>>82236540
It has. It apparently is a gag one rather than a story one.It's spiderman at his house trying to hide the costume from Aunt May.
>>82235014
Who's the lady between RDJ and Bruhl? She looks kinda weird.
>>82236709
Sharon Carter. Dunno the actress's real name.
>>82236709
Sharon Carter.
>>82236732
>>82236754
Huh. Don't recognize her with her hair tied back.
>>82234403
i cant say im hyped for this, i really dont care. what i am hoping for is a Hulk movie though.
Who should pay, /co/?
>>82236845
The government, because their fucking job is to pay for things.
>>82236845
Mexico.
>>82236845
Government, the heroes already did the favor of stopping the bad guys that they could have not.
>>82236845
The government.
>>82234403
>Ant man on an arrow
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maAFcEU6atk
How long untilgiant manpromo?
>>82236928
I really fucking hope they don't shoot that load in a trailer. Save for a huge surprise in the theater.
>>82236928
They already spoiled Spider-Man's appearance, I can't imagine they'll spoil something asmonumentalasGiant-Man.
>>82236928
If they do, I hope it's after tomorrow, so I've already seen the film.
>>82236845
The heroes, because spider-man says the government, and I work for the Daily Bugle.
>>82236445
If she did she would kill people, though. She does not want to lose her humanity.
She needs Stephen to take her to the next level.
Of course against Thanos she's going to have to crank it up to 11 and go apeshit.
>>82236922
Is there any way to generate a Nude Steve?
>>82237113
Not computing, please repeat.
>>82235014
Are they gonna bang?
>>82237128
NUDE STEVE
Would you rather they kept doing individual hero films or leave those for origin stories and have sequels be intertwined events like Civil War? I really feel like only Spidey has what it takes to carry several movies on his own at this point.
>>82237157
This is NOT suitable for work, are you sure?
>>82237157
He's a pure American icon, stop being lewd.
>>82237179
Mm-hmm.
>>82237222
Okay.
>>82237159
I feel like at this point there should be more crossovers in the franchise. Not necessarily events, but stuff like Iron Man in the Spidey solo or Widow in Winter Soldier works great.
After all that's the point to this whole shared universe.
>>82237252
Oh SHIII
>>82237150
Cap filling Wanda full of his freedom needs to happen. She needs his Freedom.
>>82237269
SPOILERS
>>82237294
He's too busy getting creampied by Bucky, she'll have to settle for hot robot cock instead.
>>82234403
>the indian guy is the one saying he shouldn't have to pay
lol
>>82237269
>Scarlet Witch is going to be eaten alive by a giant, orange worm
>>82237317
Stop this degeneracy, Cap would make Bucky wear a condom.
He's not a slut.
>>82237269
Hnnnng I can't take the wait for Giant Man anymore
>>82237269
>tiny ANTS
cute
Why is he so perfect /co/?
>>82237150
Scarlett Witch is all "take me, American dog"
And Cap's like "but the Cold War"
And Scarlett answers "is over"
>>82237482
I want Steve/Scott to become a thing. Please let it happen.
>tfw winter soldier jobs to spider-man
based Spider-Champ is here
>>82237690
It's not jobbing if you are losing against a stronger opponent.
>>82237482
Because Paul Rudd has stopped aging at some point. He looks the same as he did in Wet Hot American Summer.
>>82237713
in the last trailer winter soldier took out tony, widow, agent 13 and panther, they were the jobbers then, he gets to job now
>>82237734
>At some point
That was puberty. He went through puberty and then he crystallized.
The dude is RDJ's age and fits in with Cap and Bucky easily. If he and Rachel McAdams had a son, he'd go on to create a comics publisher.
https://my.mixtape.moe/purubh.mp4
>>82237676Me too.
>>82237690
It's kinda comical how bad things are going for Bucky. First he gets tortured almost to death and used as the science slave of some kooky Nazi. Then he gets saved and spends a few happy months with his bro and friends. Then he goes splat off a cliffside somewhere, loses an arm and gets tortured and experimented on again and forced to be a slave assassin who's slapped around or frozen for the next seventy years. Then once he's free he has to live like a shitty hobo who's always having nightmares and wants to an hero himself because of his bad memories. Then when people find him he gets turned back into an assassin and everybody is trying to hunt him and beat the fucking shit out of him. And then he loses to some stupid kid.
>>82237784
kek
>>82237776
Nobody was Jobbing there except Panther (but he didn't have his suit, so there's a "logical" excuse).
Spidey > Super-soldiers > top SHIELD agents.
>>82237784
Based Stan Lee. Say what you will about the guy, he knows how to upstage.
>>82237676
Man, I just ship Scott with all of them. Paul Rudd is too handsome and plays him so charming that he works with everyone.
>>82237858
>Spidey > Super-soldiers
gotta disagree on that champ, next you'll be saying spidey can take out cap
inb4 that happens in the film too, gotta keep spidey strong
>>82237914
Cap only wins against Spidey because of plot armor and always being in the moral right/spidey not wanting to fight him.
616 Spidey would absolutely crush 616 Cap if he wanted to. Same for the MCU if they do it right. He can literally rip his arms out.
>>82237779
>47 years old
Holy shit. Though Frank Grillo is pretty impressive too.
>>82237986
Frank Grillo won't last with his constant weight controlling. Rudd will begin to show signs too if he keeps bulking for these movies and then going back. That and age kill the body.
>>82238016
So what should they do, just moderate excercise?
>>82238016
>>82237986
Still impressive as fuck, though.
>>82237950
>616 Spidey would absolutely crush 616 Cap if he wanted to. Same for the MCU if they do it right. He can literally rip his arms out.
kek, are you serious mate? here's peter in the iron-spider costume getting rekt by cap in 2 minutes, cap vs spidey, cap wins every time
>>82237868
>Panther/Scott
>Zemo/Scott
>Rocket/Scott
Sort of want?
>>82237986
No way is Rudd 47. Seriously?
>>82238058
more of cap rekking pete's ass, kek niggas sometimes
>He can literally rip his arms out.
is this what MCU people who don't read comics actually think, wew lad
>>82238058
he said once that he has a plan for taking the hulk out if needed
my guess is filling his lungs with web fluid
>>82238071
>Rocket
No please, I thought I blocked out that fanart from my mind.
>>82238118
>pete can take out the hulk
not this shit again
>he can fill his lungs with web fluid
never mind mate, you're just a retarded movie fanboy, carry on
>>82238045
Yeah. Never allow themselves to go too far in either direction, ideally. Of course, they'd rather be rich than look like 30 at 60, which is fair. Looking like 40 at 60 is still great.
>>82238058
>>82238092
Yeah, THAT is called jobbing. It's not inherently bad, mind you, it serves the story purpose, but it doesn't stay completely true to the character's abilities. If he can lift a truck, he can rip out the tendons of an athletic dude. All he has to do is pull with more force than triple the Olympic heavyweight record. Cap wins because of plot-armor, most of the time. They usually call it "strategy", but it's plot-armor, because he knows where spidey will land every time, and that's just bullshit.
>>82237802
I wish I was in Scott Lang's place grabbing Cap's arms and tits.
>>82236845
Starks been doing a pretty good job at funding the reconstruction of these places.
Why cant it be both?
>>82238122What fanart?
>>82238207
We all wish we were in Scott's place
>>82235638
Cape Kino is coming.
Thoughts?
>>82238384
OH SHIT
>>82238384
>top left
>>82238384
BOIII this looks awesomeI heard spidey takes out giantman like an ATAT
>>82238384
Oh man I get to be amazed at Lola vfx again, the magic they did with Douglas was amazing.
>>82238384Young Tonylooks incredibly uncanny
>>82238384
BIG
ANT
DICK
>>82238384
Holy shit, dat aunt May. I'm fucking hype for Spidey's solo right now.
>>82238384
WEW LAD
>>82237819
>and spends a few happy months with his bro and friends
As a soldier in WWII.
At least he had an okay childhood... In the Great Depression. By this point I just want a full movie of him, Steve, and Sam road tripping around America and being friends. No fighting, only food adventures, tourist traps, and hugging.
>>82237482
>47 years old
>>82238384
>shooters
>G-man's size
>that tony
>>82238384
What's happening in here?
>>82238500
I don't know, it was still detectably CGI when I watched it in the theaters. Still good enough that he doesn't look like a damn video game though.
>>82238384
guy who posted this pic, can confirm a few things
>spidey, does not, shut the fuck up, but in the best way
>spidey makes a ATAT star wars reference
>GIANT MAN, ANTS.
>Tony making moves on aunty may/jabbing at peter at how hot she is
>jaw dropping scarlet witch moment which will litterally make you shit your pants there and then, which I won't even spoil, it involves vision, but it isn't the one you've seen in the trailer she makes him fall to the floor
trying to think of as much stuff as I can, its hard, will come back with more
>>82238384
I shouldn't have looked..
I thought he was gonna go 20' tall.
>>82238758
Yeah it wasn't perfect, something felt off, but it was leagues beyond the Xavier de-aging.
>>82238786
Please use spoiler tags.
>>82238071
Zemo/Scott would be a new level of moe entirely. Absolutely want.
>>82238384
Still not sold on Spider-Man's weird CGI suit. Why does it look so odd?
>>82238384
>Dat Tony
>Dat May
>Dat ANTS
RUSSOS ARE ABSOLUTELY BASED
>>82234403
>mfw spoilers and leaks hit the web
OH SHT I GOTTA LEAVE /co/ NOW
FUCK YOU MARVEL I WANT TO SEE THE MOVIE.
Goddamn May 6 release date.
>>82234875
Too bad her sisters are drugged up coke whores.
>>82238786is the armor nanotech as the wrist thingy teaser suggested?
>>82239076
I'm really glad I'm watching the film tomorrow :^)
Sometimes living in a third world country has its merits.
Thurs, Fri, and Sat morning.
Next weekend is gonna be nice.
Then off to basic training.
>only option for civil war in my local english cinema is 3D bullshit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>82239101the armor is made from tony/peter together, I believe thats implied, there is a first outfit we see on youtube when tony goes to peters house, and it's like goggles and terribly made, what a 15 year old would make for a first hero costume, you can barely see it, really good feature, and then stark and peter upgrade it off screen and bam, webshooters, moving eyes, which focus because peter cant 'focus' his spidey senses well yet
>>82238978
Deadpool is cute! CUTE!
Spider-man uses Warmachine for a lift somewhere, it is fucking glorious, and takes on GIANT MAN, as stated before, makes a luke atat star wars reference, and takes giant man down exactly the same way luke takes out the att, but... spider-man mode, it's glorious. ANTMAN literally throwing buses/planes at mother fuckers
>>82238466
he references star wars while doing it doesn't he?
Spidey VS Cap has a glorious moment, cap says something like "where you from?" spidey replies "queens", cap smiles "brooklyn" it ends as a draw, as cap knocks this giant fucking bunker thing, the things they load equipment into and pile onto boats, don't know the exact name, and spidey straight up just fucking catches it and lifts that shit, he has been buffed hardcore
>tfw you're hyped but there's still one more week until the movie
I hate this feeling.
>>82239398
YAS SPIDEYS OP AS HE SHOULD BE
>>82239398Who win the fight?
>>82239408
It releases in 2 days in my country
>>82239408
>less than 21 hours left until I see it
Feels good.
>>82239460It ends in a draw, and cap sort of runs off as the giant bunker thing weighs spidey down, but tells him hes brave which was amazing and acklowdges hes only a kid so he just sort of leaves him under it, i feel a opportunity was missed where that bunker should of went to go fall on cap in the fight, and spidey, even fighting him, should of saved cap and fucking caught it exactly how he does
>>82238122
Too bad
>>82239536
>>82239398my mind is fizzled from this film, google shipping container to see what giant crate thing I'm on about, spidey single handedly catches and lifts one of those fuckers
>>82239585
>>82238122
Forgot pic
>>82239629
Madman.
>>82239629
I think he meant the one where Starlord was fucking Rocket and he had his back full of scratches.
>>82239323
>queens and brooklyn
just like trump and bernie
>>82239864
It's like poetry.
>>82239233
thanksbut I meant tony's suit, in one teaser we saw him make gauntlet out oh his watch, is it nanobots or it's like Mark V where it was just really thin
>''Wow, they changed your arm! Did it come with a sex change too, you fucking tranny looking fuck?''
Is anyone else glad that based Raimi is back?
>>82239916
I believe you meat pottery
Spidey as you see in that new promo, bassically, just abuses the living shit out of Winter Soldier/Falcon, makes them his bitch, webs them to the floor, toys with them, rides on falcon and shit talks about his wings and what there made of, he does it in a innocent, fish out of water kind of way and it comes off as endearing/cool. Antman goes into ironmans armor and starts ripping everything to shreds "tony, this is your concious, we haven't spoken lately." spidey/ant are honestly, hilarious for once, and not that cliche marvel quip shit. spidey steals the film though, when he leaves off, which is a giant blueballing after he takes out giant man, it just sort of... ends? no goodbye scene with him, just him collapsing to the floor jokingly as tony tells him thats enough
>>82240007
it's not as bad as Cameron's "I'll kill all you motherfuckers"
>>82240007
>>82239600They're called "sea containers"
>>82238384
>that huge ANTS dick
>>82240018
so I was right about the whole 'jobbing' situation, the champ is here
>>82240018
Russos and Gunn know how to make jokes. Your issue is with "Whedon Quips".
>>82240007
>''Perfect picture Parker, I already have a headline: Spider menace attacks disabled WWII veteran.''
>>82239980oh dear, sorry bro, misunderstood, from where I recall it sort of just comes out from his watch, I've no idea if it is nanobots or Mark v, but it's really fucking awesome and there isn't much footage to tell if its either one after that, because tony gets thrown half way across a table from black window/new blonde girl which I've forgotten her name come to save him, and then black panther comes aswell to take on WS
>>82238384I've always thought RDJ looked weird when he was younger
That facial hair really helps
>>82240191
So, Tony makes the web shooters?
>>82240191
How is the cgi in the movie? As bad as footages shows it to be or good?
>>82240150
I really hope that JJJ is more of a real character than a gag character in the MCU. In the Raimi films he was pretty much just comic relief, he never did anything to Spidey's reputation.
>>82234875
>Hitchcock in the background
>>82240253no, peter makes the webshooters/and the webbing, but with tonys infinite equipment he perfects them/and the suit
>>82240235
Yeah same. I don't know what it is but he kinda reminds me of Stephen Colbert a little.
>>82240301do we see the iron spidermy nigga?
>>82240344
Obviously not.
>>82240344no ironspider brother, which was a shame, I wanted even a small tease, HOWEVER, spiderman: homecoming will 100% have some form of ironspider, just has too. give it time.
>>82239323
>>82240387
Did you like Zemo? Also can you tell some memorable quotes from the movie?
>>82240287the cgi is really good in some places, and really fucking bad in others, spidey goes from amazing cgi, to some -really- bad shots, but acceptable. giant man is done well, in my opinion, apart from that I can't think of anything which brought me out of it. vision does some very cgi intensive stuff in this film.
>>82240321
I can sorta see it.
>>82240467
also does Zemo wear the full villain suit?
Does Zemo ever get a sword cane for real? I think I saw someone mention it but I don't know if it was in jest or actual surprise.
>>82240467zemo, like most marvel villians, is underwhelming, hes set up for bigger things in the end. Crossbones, I kid you not, suicides in this film, i really hope he somehow survives but he basically just blows himself up trying to kill the heroes. regarding quotes, I can't find the picture from the comic, some anon has to have it saved, you know the speech captain gives spidey, when hes on the floor, cap goes full FREEDOM speech and gives his infamous "you move" speech which was well done, slightly changed in the films, but still well done.
If Ant-man becomes G-ant-man all I can say is he is probably going to RIP.
>>82238786
>>jaw dropping scarlet witch moment which will litterally make you shit your pants there and then, which I won't even spoil, it involves vision, but it isn't the one you've seen in the trailer she makes him fall to the floor
When shepushes him through like 40 floors?
>>82240669
>Not just calling him Giant Man
Why are MCUcks so fucking insufferable
>>82238058
Spider-Man won that fight, though. And it was written by Straczynski, to whom Iron Man was basically double hitler.
>>82240531No.
POWER LEVELS Wanda = literal god of MCU, it is insane how OP she is, she even can put vision to shame, and he has a freaking gem in his forehead. Then, second, Vision. Then, funnily enough, Spidey > all the others, basically. Cap obviously beats spidey in training and combat, but if it came one on one without it being a captain america film which obviously favoures him, spidey would destroy cap. This is coming from a cap fan, it's just obvious. Spider-man is still growing/learning his powers, and he isn't fully intune with them, Marvel/Disney are setting him up to be a big player. However the secret contender for true godmode is Antman, if he can sort out how to properly abuse Giantman/antman, he can take on anybody.
>>82234875
>>82234901
Why does it look like her sternum cuts a really weird angle on her chest?
>>82241220What's the downside of Giant-Man? Do you think he'll use that form a lot in Ant-Man and the Wasp?
>>82237269
>iron man has heels
i kek'd
Would you, /co/?
>>82241452
lel
>>82241373
Those are tits, anon.
>>82241436
Dementia
Brittle bones
Larger target
Growing too fast will probably rip him apart
>>82241436The downside is that hes slow as fuck, it's a little clumbersome and I suppose its situational and you have to be in a open space to use that without literally destroying -everything- around you MoS style, you get some DEX spidey coming around you and webbing your feet up, it's over, exactly how hes taking out.
>>82241482
mate she's a literal 10/10, of course I would
>>82241482
Till there was no room left in her womb,lower intestine and stomach for my seed.
>>82241547
>>82241569
I was talking about hugging her, you perverts.
>>82237547
I have no idea why this made me laugh so much, it's not even that funny
Well if leaks are happening, what is the Post Credits Scenes?
>>82234403
Man i can't wait to see it tomorrow......If only i had money
Whose on Iron Man's side does ANTS take on besidesSpidey?
>>82237150
why are you sad cap?
just thingken of sluts
Wait, so is Pepper seriously out of the movies from here on?
>>82239629
I wish there was more Scott Lang fanart. I only have this and one other pic.
>>82242211
Same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maAFcEU6atk
>>82242133ironman, black widow... uh....my minds gone blank, i think thats it. I also have a spoiler for ant-man which I'm not sure if i should spoil, it's one of those best just suprised in the moment, and it obviously not giant-man.
>>82242175Pepper is mentioned, tony and her are on a break because he can't give up his ironmen.
>>82242211
Might as well do a dump of all the ANTS fanart I have.
I'm disappointed more people didn't latch onto this as a thing.
Or this. If someone could translate it would be swell.
Technically this is just Cassie.
STATURE?
LARVA?
Probably my favorite of the batch alongside >>82242211
This artist has a really great style and I like how good they are at capturing everyone's likeness despite having a fairly simple style.
>>82236845
Government because the heroes were working for them 90% of the fucking time.
>>82242427
>Fixing your mess here, Joss.
>>82235014
>>82237150
>>82237150
Good lord
>all this awesome Spidey spoilers of him being hilarious and also OP as fuck
HOLY SHIT
I LOVE WHAT I'VE READ
RUSSOS IS FUCKING BASED
B A S E D
A
S
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BErriIpmwfg/
new footage of webhead
>>82235442
When will they ever learn.
>>82243420
>Pete showing his fanboy-ness of Cap
>People being annoyed with Spidey talking too much
IT'S FUCKING PERFECT
>>82239155
Good luck. Remember it's all a mindgame to see if you can take it mentally. They can get anyone where they need to be physically.
>>82237150
FREEDOMED when?
>>82243420
Perfect voice
Perfect attitude
Perfect spaghetti-spilling
Perfect size
Perfect fucking everything
>>82243420
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BErriIpmwfg/
>saluting cap
I'm a simple man with simple tastes. Seeing this makes me smile, so I'm sold. So glad I'm seeing this tomorrow
>Hey guys, you know all the superhumans, who have done absolutely nothing but help everyone since literally forever? Yeah, I think they should be regulated like this is Nazi fucking Germany or some shit
>and the people that do this regulating? I think it should be the U.S. Government- AKA THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR:
>alien invasion
>giant death ships
>the attempted nuking of New York City
>the loss of a highly-advanced robotic suit into terrorist's hands
>the creation of Abomination
>and many more similarly wonderful events
>Please, pay no attention to the fact that this government just tried to murder a man without trial even though he was clearly fucking brainwashed, something that is common as FUCK in this universe, and had the backing of the world's most famous superhero
>Also pay no mind to the fact that we tried to murder this man for being an assassin- even though we have an equally notorious assassin on our own god damn team
>Actually, while we're on the topic of ignoring things: please ignore the fact that I brought what is CLEARLY A FIFTEEN YEAR OLD CHILD to help me fight a war, without thinking MAYBE this might not be a great idea, or, at the very least, consulting his legal guardian first
>And remember: Trust in the ME, the person who created an evil robot, causing the destruction of a massive city and the deaths of hundreds! And please, vote for me in the next election which will never happen BECAUSE I SAY SO
I'm not even trying to be funny- how the hell could anyone even consider siding with Tony? We're ALL on Team Cap, right?
>>82243563
Wait until you see the short exchange between cap/spidey, it's literal brotier, but forbidden brotier because they're on seperate teams, I couldn't fucking stop smiling
>>82243678
Have you seen the movie?
Watching this movie in 1hour and thirty minutes.
>>82237819
>Larry David writes a capemovie
>>82243690
yes, I'm the guy whos been putting all the spoilers
