Your superiority has been clearly established! Some bystanders admire your manly initiative.
I like problem sleuth because it's not a massive waste of potential that drove its author to sell out his artistic integrity for a rabid fanbase.
What makes Scratch such an interesting villain?
OP promise me you will delete this thread if the Homestuck fucks hijack it
How does that spreadsheet title quiz work?
>>82223632
Dabber looks and magnificent personality
Also secrecy
>>82223632
Because he's the only real adult character in the entire comic
>>82223632
he's seemingly invincible and all knowing and he's someone elses henchman. he's not even the big bad
>>82223587
the fanbase was gone by the time he started the really bad pandering too.
the comic is becoming a memory at this point
>>82223632
impotent solar phallus
>>82223632
he's cool and mysterious
he also wears a nice suit with an intriguing scheme color
Has BKEW become an hero yet?
>>82223632
Looks dapper, acts pedophilic.
Why is she such a slut?
I liked Liveblogger anon but dragging them back into reading an awful comic was a bad idea.
>>82223854
it's in her DNA
those red rust lips are attracted to cocks like flies are attracted to decomposing bodies
I got into Homestuck in 2012 and have only recently been spurred into reading the older adventures due to anal devastation from the ending. Made my way chronologically through Jailbreak, Bard Quest and most of the way through Problem Sleuth (about to begin the epilogue). My butthurt has been considerably soothed by PS and it's 10/10 incredible quality, my only regret is not reading it years ago.
What did Doc Scratch die of?
Is the touch of Hussie toxic?
Why is every male character Hussie made in homestuck a complete bottom bitch?
>>82223970
John and Dad are man's men you little fag. John will save us from the singularity.
>>82223964
Snowman died, and with her went the universe. The exe file on the server caused LE to come into being through him, and that's when he died.
>>82223970
>what is John and his massive avatar of MANGRIT
>>82223978
Roxy seemed turned on when she insinuated that Dirk bottomed to Jake. She probably pegs John.
>>82223970
>who is John "Make the poofs go poof" Egbert
>>82223897
>Je2uth Chiist
>>82223970
Did he steal that dildo off Rose and Kanaya?
>>82223640
idk but i got witch of space instead of page of breath for once
so i'm good with it
>>82224034
Pussy so good he can't even think straight let alone write straight
What's the best ship in homestuck?
>>82224005
She can try to peg him, but the moment she approaches his asshole, a bunch of canned snakes will jump at her face, subduing her and forcing her to bottom.
>>82224058
eriara
>>82224058
The only canon one in the end
>>82224058
PM/WV
>>82224058
i was more happy about their dead GO ghosts meeting after their death than that shitty Sprite hug
>>82223964
He went limp since two omniscient narrators aren't allowed to interact. It's like a rule or something.
>>82224065
Roxy wears thigh-high boots and no one can say no to that forever. John will put out eventually, in which he'll have to ask Dave and Karkat for buttsex advice.
How the mighty fall.
>mfw i realise Hussie made Davepeta so he could make the Undertale reference
>>82224178
Undertale reference?
>>82224149
>thigh high
Those are knee high you fucking pleb.
>too normal fag to know the style properly
>not normalfag enough to have shit taste, common styles and fetishes
It truly must be a curse to be you. Still though
>>>/out/
>>82224048
Obviously.
>>82224206
>Not wanting to get pegged by Roxy as she giggles softly in your ear and rubs her tits against your back with every thrust
What are you, a faggot?
>>82224222
Fem/faggotry shit is worse than not knowing the difference between thigh and knee. And you've just seen how disgusted I was in you when you did that.
>>82224198
>>82224234
I'm sorry I offended your sensibilities. Obviously you are very defensive when it comes to distinguishing women's knees.
Would you by any chance happen to be bigkneelover?
>>82224198
did you not watch collide
Riddle me this.
If Problem Sleuth is so great, why is everybody in this thread talking about Homestuck instead?
>>82224243
>knee
Thighs 4lyfe faggot
>>82224238
It's sad Homestuck has degraded to the point where I genuinely find this to be the high point of Act 6 beacuse it reminds me of something better.
Though why English was even punching and kicking the ghost army, and not just obliterating everything with lasers eludes me.
>>82224249
On the contrary, people don't talk about good things on this site because there's often nothing further to say than "it's good".
People on the other hand often talk about what the hate in order to vent.
>>82224253
Because he fucking likes it, is why.
>>82224243
fuck that art is still cracking me up
>>82224249
>being so new he doesn't know about hellboy syndrome
>>82224266
literally the only reason homestuck keeps having daily threads. if it's not venting about the shit ending it's to discuss how badly they want to fuck the characters
>>82224281
i personally call it the 'rice boy effect'
all'yall read rice boy btw
>>82224291
>if it's not venting about the shit ending it's to discuss how badly they want to fuck the characters
So Homestuck generals are /a/? That explains so much.
>>82223632
He's a character who's very aware of his role, he's funny in his smarminess, he plays everyone like a damn fiddle, hijacks the narrative in an interesting, to the point, matter of fact way, and isn't just STRONG BIG BADGUY RRRRR STEROIDS AND LAZERS.
He also got written out before homestuck dove into a boring shitheap
>>82224302
Already read it m8.
Goddamn battletoads and their take over the world schemes.
>>82224302
Nope, I'm at a loss. Care to introduce me.
>>82224291
I thought it was hsg circlejerkring to prolong their existences before the mass suicide
>>82224317
It's some webcomic.
>>82224317
http://rice-boy.com/
>>82224305
homestuck literally became an anime so
>>82224238
I still hold to this day Undertale was Toby Fox's attempt to make his own Homestuck with blackjack, hookers, likeable characters and an actually decent ending when it became clear the original was going straight to hell.
The more I think about Asriel/Flowey and Chara's character arcs, the more they strike me as what Lord English/Caliborn's arc should have been.
>>82224058
The big one that Jade's Grandpa flew to Skaia in
>>82224398
Undertale was Toby Fox' attempt to make an interesting video game. Toby Fox existed in the same internet culture (and also the same physical space) as Homestuck and Hussie, respectively.
It's really not surprising that there will be similarities.
>>82224398
>>82224415
undertale was toby's loveletter to MOTHER/Earthbound. homestuck was a tiny inspiration if anything; toby's friendship with hussie and the time he spent making music for the comic matters more to him than the story.
Shitty joke characters you shouldn't follow through the comic:
>>82224398
Their "arcs" barely fucking existed.God I hate Asriel. I really wish Flowey was just what the demo made him out to be.
>>82224437
Karkat.
It's like Hussie castrated him in Act 6, so he can create Caliborn.
Is PS going to be the only adventure Hussie will bother to finish?
>>82224437Karkat
>>82224437
jane and jake. They are just boring john with situationally useful powers.
>>82224437
Act 6 Vriska.
Both of them.
>>82224441
>i really wish flowey was just a boring edgelord tho
even caliborn had more depth than demo flowey
>>82224457
>>82224451
>Fucking fanfiction handles Karkat better than the official thing
http://mspfanventures.com/?s=12003&p=59
Platinum mad doesnt even begin to describe it
>>82224501
If flowey stayed his enjoyable edgelord, can't learn to improve because I have no feelings self, we wouldn't have shotagoatposting.
Obviously asriel was a mistake.it is good to give the main antagonist more of a backstory though, and while the concept works, and his character would be incomplete without it, flowey is definitely way more interesting than asriel. Omega flowey's a much more interesting boss than ASRIEL DREEMURR, too.
>>82224501
>>82224501
You can make an edgelord have depth without hamfisting goatkid at the last minute
>>82224525
>we wouldn't have shotagoatposting.
but this is the beauty of undertale compared to homestuck; shotagoatposters are not IN the game. they are a result of it. homestuck's nature is such that even the dumbest fandom jokes could worm their way in too major a fashion.
>>82224302
>'rice boy effect'
care to elaborate?rice boy was nice
>>82224561
it's in response to the 'hellboy effect' here on /co/, which is that no one on this shitty board likes to talk about good things. i used rice boy as a webcomic example because it's never brought up, meanwhile homestuck is still getting daily threads of whining.
homestuck might have been 'unique' and 'really used the medium' but it's experimental nature still proved ineffective in the end compared to a well-done but traditional story.
>>82224346
Cheers m8
>>82224596
>Problem Sleuth
>Traditional
>>82224714
They're talking about rice boy you imbecile
>>82224596
oh, so just a local variation of "no one talks about good things". I see.
to be honest the ending in rice boy wasn't that great.
>>82224451
desu i'm fine with it since it shuts up all karkatfags who just can't stop jacking over him
>>82224775
didn't shut me up, I'm still jacking all over him
I just realized. If there's no homestuck, does this mean there's no Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff?
>Karkat
>good leader
DAILY REMINDER THAT WHAT PUMPKIN STUDIOS ARE COMPLETELY RADIO SILENCE AND ALL THE SITES EXCEPT KIKESTARTER SAY
"3D POINT-AND-CLICK"
you cant trust these mothafuckas
>>82224942
doesn't SBaHJ actually predate it? hussie did it on the penny arcade fourms to mock someone's shitty gamer comic
>>82224944
>John is a better leader than Karkat
>Meenah is a better leader than Karkat
>Roxy is a better leader than Karkat
>Dirk is a better leader than Karkat
>Vriska is a better leader than Karkat
>Tavros is a better leader than Karkat
>fucking Aradia is a better leader than Karkat
How can a manlet fuck up so hard?
Speaking of Karkat and jacking off, there was a drawfag that said they were going to deliverKarkat and Dave spitroasting a future/past Dave during nightmode. Don't blue ball me, anon
What is the best HS album and why is The Wanderers?
>>82224831
Glub confirmed for being into twinks.
>>82224437
Rose after Act 5
Jane
Jake
Karkat after Act 5
Terezi post-retcon
Kanaya after Act 5
Vriska after Act 5
Every other Troll and Dancestor
Meenah
Davesprite after Act 5
>>82224093
Asshole characters who don't deserve a happy ending:
>>82225379
Not Karkat.
>>82225379
Vriska
Meenah
>>82225379
Jack Noir
Gamzee
Vriska
MeenahKarkat
>>82225379
Bec Noir
>>82225421
>it's okay to not hate him, he is Dave's cocksleeve :^)
same fucking level like JohnVris apologists
>>82225379
There was no real reason for the whole comic to end on Vriska being gleefully victorious.
"Problem Sleuth" went to shit because of Act 5
>>82225484
Karkat was my husbando way before davekat was a thing. Try again.
>>82225462
>Jack Noir
>>82225523
>same level like Vriska apologists*
>>82225552
Nice false equivalency. He didn't murder anyone or seriously psychologically ruin anyone. What, did you read him say "retarded" and get triggered?
It's amazing how much better Problem Sleuth is in the end.
Where does this sudden antipathy towards Karkat come from?
>>82225628
insecurity from davekat being a substantial davejade ship threat
>>82225585
>he didn't murder anyone
He ruined humanity, because he had a hateboner for John
>psychologically ruin
He bullied Jade during her childhood hard for ruining their session.
>>82225641
>character reduced to shipping bait trash
Bravo, Kojima.
>>82225628
he did nothing
80% of the dialogues about him were actually about him and Dave
>>82225657
>He ruined humanity, because he had a hateboner for John
>reading through the entirety of homestuck and still thinking events are the fault of one single person instead of being of cyclical origins
Wow, how much of a deadbeat do you have to be not to catch the one thing that the comic hammers into you
>He bullied Jade during her childhood hard for ruining their session.
Oh, please. She was being a whiny bitch and blocked them on sight anyway. Plus later on she says he's not a bad guy at all.
>character reduced to shipping bait trash
>Bravo, Kojima.
Bravo to your shitty reading comprehension
>>82225690
>she was being a whiny bitch
>literal child being insulted by people she doesn't even know
WORSE
THAN
VRISKAFAGS
>>82225628
Because he was an useless piece of shit who only wanted to be leader, because it gives him attention.
>>82224437
Here's my advice to anyone who mirrors my mistake and gets attached to Tavrosprite:
Don't.
No, seriously, don't. His endgame is eternal off-camera suffering. Choose LITERALLY any other character.
Actually, don't get attached to (Tavros) either.
Sure, he's one of the most fleshed out joke characters in the comic, but in the end, his greatest triumph is annoying Vriska with silly dances, before immediately playing footstool to Meenah because he thinks it's hilarious or something.
Then he and his army stand in the background while Vriska opens the magic weapon and defeats LE. The end.
Forget Karkat, Tavros has a monopoly on the comic's entire supply of wasted potential.
>>82225736
>>82225755
Damn it, wrong pic. I don't know why this one fucks up the transparency like that.
yeesss
it is now time to color
>>82225454
>>82225462
>>82225492
>Vriska
All the hate.
>>82224253
>where I genuinely find this to be the high point of Act 6
>>82225379
vriska
gamzee
cronus
kankrijane
>>82225821
dat ass aint fat enough
>in one month I will have spent five years with this shit
>>82226058
Anon you need to accept it ended weeks ago
>>82225821
Atleast give Roxy abs. Now she loses to others in ass AND bust size
Or just give her bigger ass/bust
>>82225889
>cronus
>kankri
It's funny, because Hussie was mocking Karkat and Eridan respectively
>>82226079
How is Kankri a exaggeration of Karkat? Kankri is a SJW joke. You're a fucking retard if you see Karkat in him at all.
>>82226140
His turtleneck and long pants.
>>82226140
>rants about useless shit that amounts to nothing
>Karkat rants about his self-hatred in memos that amounts to nothing
If characters don't have arcs, then shouldn't Nepeta be the strongest since she lacks the most arc?
>>82226187
The whole entire comic is just characters ranting about useless shit that amounts to nothing.
>>82226253
No, anon, you need screentime to prove an absolute lack of arc.
Vriska had the most insignificant arc-to-screentime ratio in the entire comic, that's why she was able to defeat LE. :^)
>"boohoo why am I so useless" - t. Karkuck
Did Equius ever fucking complain about being useless? Fucker studied building robots and got himself /fit/ as fuck. And that's not even a bullshit blood mutation.
Hell, he isn't even a chosen one mary sue who leads trollkind by doing fucking nothing. He is just a fucking weirdo who sweats a lot and has a healthy moirailship. Fucking Tavros trained hard to become a Cavalreaper until Vriska crippled him physically and mentally.
>>82226266
uu: OH MY GOD. WHO CARES?
uu: IT'S JuST SOME MORE POINTLESS TRASH FOR YOu TO OBSESS OVER, AND DISTRACT YOu FROM GETTING ANY ACTuAL RELEVANT SHIT DONE.
uu: THE AMOuNT OF TIME YOu PEOPLE WASTE. IT IS FuCKING uNBELIEVABLE TO ME.
uu: I READ ABOuT SOME OF THE THINGS YOu AND YOuR PREDECESSORS HAVE DONE. FAR MORE THAN I CARED TO. TRuST ME.
uu: AND EVERY TIME. I'M ALWAYS JuST...
uu: *GET THE FuCK ON WITH IT ALREADY.*
>>82226332
>IT'S JuST SOME MORE POINTLESS TRASH FOR YOu TO OBSESS OVER, AND DISTRACT YOu FROM GETTING ANY ACTuAL RELEVANT SHIT DONE.
jesus christ caliborn on point
>>82226332
TFW you always agree with Caliborn
Was Caliborn not a way to mock the haters, but in fact a way for Hussie to express his ever-growing distaste towards his own creation?
>>82226406
the cherubs can be interpreted a lot of ways, they can be good and bad sides of the fandom, or maybe two halves that need to combine to create a mature fan, or calliope is the fanbase while caliborn is hussie
whichever you way you look at it, it's still too much of a meta commentary for it's own good
If all the fights in collide ended in the death of all the protagonists and the comic ended there it would have been way more satisfying.
Prove me wrong.
There are three Homestucks, I'd argue.
"Homestuck" of Acts 1-4, which is the whimsical Problem Sleuthesque story that /co/, Facepunch, and other turbonerds like. Flaws include dragging at times and trying a little TOO hard to be wacky
Then there's "Murderstuck." The Trolls, the murders, the shipping of Act 5. People who like it are Tumblr and also the people on 4chan who like seeing a Gary Stu Clown and a Mary Sue Spider murder people for no reason.
Then, finally, there's "Clusterfuck." Clusterfuck is Act 6 til the end, and it's a mess of character relationships, reboots, and retcons. Clusterfuck is liked by no one and tolerated by those hopeful few who think "S:Flip" and "S:Reunite with loving wife and daughter" are things that can happen again.
Hussie is a hack.
The ending was garbage and no amount of epilogue will fix that. Yes i'm mad i wasted my time with this shit.
Hiveswap is going to suck too.
>>82226532
But JOEY is FUCKING CUTE you FUCKING PLEBIAN
>hiveswap
>cover image shows the protag trolls being chased by drones
>the human protags are chased by monsters that don't look like sburb constructs
>Trizza claims herself to be the second-best at memes, despite being the fuchisa-blooded heiress
>limebloods exist and use social networking sites with no problems
So, is the alien planet set on the future or the past? Because if it's set in the future, King Karkat really fucking sucked as a leader.
>>82226602
set in the past of Alternia
>>82226312
>all those times early karkat talked about kicking asses and getting shit done
The obvious thing to do, you know, for a good story, is to let irony take over and ensure that never happens
You know, instead of something a SHITTY author would do, like have the character overcome trials and grow into the person they want/need to be. Fucking hacks.
>>82226332
>tfw always want more game/universe lore
>get 12 new joke characters instead
thanks huss.
>>82226629
There's some freaky shit going on tho
>>82226644
they go through some weird cherub portal so who cares if they travel through time as well
>>82226492
>Gary Stu clown
Just because he won't die doesn't mean he's a Gary Stu, anon. If he was an edgelord fucker who actually got to talk and do badass things and get everything to go his way he'd have been a Gary Stu.
But in canon, cloun is just a joke character, albeit a lethal one.
Otherwise, you're spot on.
>>82226644
jude is fucking precious
>[]World Build and Develop Existing Characters
>[X]MAKE NEW CHARACTERS
>>82226629
>set in the past
That doesn't make any fucking sense. Condy would have culled the shit out of these limebloods.
>>82226706
it's probably set before the extermination of the Limebloods
>>82226726
>set before before before bullshit
I would rather have weird timetravel shit.
>>82226471
I don't know about the comic ending abruptly, but:
>Everyone dies in Collide because Vriska isn't actually competent, she just has an inflated sense of importance due to the ridiculous luck that lets her get away with everything
>It's made clear that she is a shit person with shit plans, shit social skills, and shit emotional maturity
>The Trickster lesson is brought up again: Whether a lollipop juju or a house juju, magic won't fix your problems, and even if it could, it would make for a very boring story
And then they can bring back someone who's actually good at helping people and getting shit done, like Tavros. Leave that guy away from Vriska on a meteor for three years and he'll do everything Vriska shouldn't have been able to do on account of being a stupid and murderous sociopath.
>>82225484
JohnVris was cute.
![uDrBFobKsPs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I7Afoeh.jpg "uDrBFobKsPs[1].jpg")
I checked where some traffic comes from and found this
nice
>>82226771
Someone fucking post the screecap of her tricking John into sleeping on his quest bed and her promising him that she won't kill him.
>>82226775
the hell is this
>>82226818
She technically didn't.
>>82226775
Is
Is this your desk?
What are all these papers
>>82226867
>>82226820
It's not my desk
<- this is the picture on the screen
Problem Sleuth
more like
Problem Slut
>>82225484
Naw nigga, naw.
JohnVris is the most well balanced ship in the entire comic.
>>82226886
>>82227079
Andrew Hussie.
>>82227079
Jade
>>82227079
me
>>82227079
Karkat
>>82227079
Who else but Karkuck
>>82227079
(Vriska)
>>82227079
Cuckat
>>82224514
>http://mspfanventures.com/?s=12003&p=59
Well, look at that: someone who reads shit
>>82223640
Is there a new quiz? Link, please
>>82227079
Vriska cucked herself and didn't even get anything back.
Karkat at least gets to have a threesome with Dave and Jade when they feel like spicing it up in the bedroom.
>>82227195
>Karkat is then kept in his cuck cage
>>82227195
Vriska literally saved the universe.
>>82227221
Vriska literally is responsible for the destruction of two universes. I believe the cost-result here didnt pay out
>>82227221
Opening that box surely required her and her skills alone.
>>82227258
A box SHE tracked down.
>>82227221
She is also responsible for every major villain.
>>82227183
I've read homestuck so long I've grown accustom to shit
>>82227271
A box she stole from HERSELF. I mean, the good Vriska. Not to mention, those problems only happened because of her in frist place. Remember? 90% of the problems in the comic had her hand in it
>>82227285
Oh, you poor soul. Honey, I meant you have been reading bad shit (DDoAt) compared to normal shit (Homestuck)
Here, take this:
>http://mspfanventures.com/?s=2810
Slightly less shitty shit
>>82227386
Too late for taht
http://archiveofourown.org/works/1022623
>>82227386
*pushes down*
>>82227386
>No fic of (Tavros) bullying a lonely and desperate (Vriska) into submission
We truly do live in the worst timeline.
>>82227380
Looks like you're the one with shit taste
82227417
>bulges and nooks
First of all why do people assume canon terms automatically describe their headcanons? Second of all, fuck no.
![KyDQHOw[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/lchk2g7.png "KyDQHOw[1].png")
>>82227488
Suuuuure
>>82224312
That reminds me, why did so many people hate the Doc Scratch intermission? I initially caught up toward the end of that arc and I found it pretty fun, was it just because people wanted the plot to move forward faster?
>>82227522
How fucking dare you
>>82227530
Imagine months on end of Doc monologue
People hated Terezi for that too.
>>82227541
You'd better not mess up with me. The battle would start a reaction of Collision Cascade and begin a derpfication war. No one would be spared and even ghosts would get derped out
>>82227530
It was a slow down in pace, went on for a while, and Doc Scratch's smug narration killed most of the tension.
>>82223632
I liked the concept that someone could be a master manipulator/deceiver character while never out-right lying.
>>82223634
Congratulations, he completely ignored you. Great thread btw
Trolls should have stayed minor characters and been Beforus trolls.
John's patron would be Rufioh
Rose's patron would be Horuss
Dave's patron would be Mituna
Jade' patron would be Kankri.
>>82227719
Meenah looks so fucking weird with eyes
Could someone post the mituna hope rides alone webm?
>>82227386
Karkuuuuuuuuck!
>>82223632
he's the pedo in a cast that's almost exclusively kids
>>82227719
those are some good designs, who did this?
>>82227874
>the pedo
Someone missed the fucking joke.
so how did half a clown, an AI of a thirteen-year-old boy, a sweaty alien and a skeleton make a suave motherfucker like Doc
>>82227944
cue ball is caliborns weakness so he goes away
hes the intelligence of AR, with the high class of Equius and the japery of Gamzee
>>82227719
>kankri's long, long, pants
>>82227887
I forget
>>82227944
It's the cue ball.
>All that hype, for nothing
I still feel empty.
>>82228389
comic was still good
>>82224501
Better than having him turn into a non-character out of nowhere
>>82227386
Why are Karkat and Vriska so cute when they cry?
Thoughts on loftlocked?
http://mspfanventures.com/?s=988
>>82228482
I'm already busy with DDotA
>>82228466
Asriel is just Caliborn in reverse; built up the big bad version and didn't characterize the regular guy
why do people prefer that?
>>82228482
>a year of hiatus
I mean, props to them for keeping it alive.
>>82228495
>DDotA
>any fanventure starring characters from the comic
>>82228534
Most HP fanfiction I've read without the main characters is pretty shit.
Homestuck already gives you characters with lots of potential. People need to use them.
>>82228436
Yeah, all the parts I read 5 years ago.
>someone keeps commissioning porn for an artist of terezi cucking karkat with vriska
>so someone else commissions porn of the same artist of karkat cucking terezi with nepeta
>so the original person commissions porn of vriska fucking nepeta at terezi's behest
This is getting weird
>>82228559
most people can't write dialogue so that really shouldn't write Homestuck adventures
>>82227464
>(Tavros) gathered an army
>they all start laughing at Vriska's new look
Holy shit, imagine that.
>>82228436
Before act 5.
>>82228581
If they can't write dialogue the adventure will be shit regardless of whether they use Homestuck characters or not.
My read is that you think fanfic is shit in general and you'd rather they not sullied your favorite characters while at it. But you can't get a good story without taking risks, you know.
>>82228615
>If they can't write dialogue the adventure will be shit regardless
>what is Problem Sleuth
babie
>>82228639
Problem Sleuth is something that doesn't feature SBURB, a game where character arcs derived from planet quests pretty much forces some kind of dialogue to exist.
>>82228615
Right, but Homestuck is primarily character driven, with the plot being interesting but taking a back seat (hence why Act 7 was so disappointing)
Adventures like DDotA is like a Caliborn homosuck adventure because they can't get the characters right, and times where the plot SHOULD be important they fuck it up (Jane v Condy instead of an actual battle)
>>82228580
That sounds amusing, almost like the artist just pretended to get a second commission and drew it just to rake in more cash. Link?
HOW TO READ HOMESTUCK WITHOUT GETTINGASDISAPPOINTED:
Step 1: Read Acts 1-4
Step 2: STOP.
Step 3: Assume everyone died in an explosion, and realize this is a better ending than canon.
Step 4: Pat yourself on the back for not subjecting yourself to trolls and shipping, as well as a irredeemable quantity of unresolved plot.
Step 5: Reread Problem Sleuth.
>>82228651
>Vriska, Sollux, Kanaya, AND Nepeta
Damn Karkat, you a whore
>>82228695
>and times where the plot SHOULD be important they fuck it up (Jane v Condy instead of an actual battle)
Collide was the only actual battle in Homestuck. And it wasn't written by Hussie.
>>82228718
>>82228601
Act 5.2 has some of the best moments in the comic, you're a fucking idiot.
Jade isn't even a character until then.
>>82228723
>Vriska
>>82228726
>And it wasn't written by Hussie.
>
I'm sure it was the fans who decided that Karkat gets beat up by Clover.
>>82228765
You can tell because if it had Equius' genes it would obey
>>82228765
IS IT VRISKA OR EQUIUS
WHO IS THE FUCKING FATHER?
>>82228744
>deluded trollfag doesn't realize that Homestuck was supposed to be about KIDS AND FUN
>>82228726
Actually, we already saw characters face-off quite some times before. If Condesce is able to kill Aranea, then Jane shouldnt be able to defeat her.
DDoAt has many problems in that, the authors either didnt pay attention to things in the comic, or wrote events in the fic just for the sake of it disregarding anything else. And, well, that happens in that whole, fucking thing.
I mean, at least Nightfall tries to do something right. DDoAt didnt even do that
>>82228816
>deluded kidfag doesn't realise homestuck is about whatever Andrew "Zahhak" Hussie wants it to be about
>>82228816
>>82228869
samefag stirring shit
>>82228807
Not Karcuck.
>>82228886
>>82228651
>the other one rolls over instead
Seems pretty retarded, sure that's not Terezi's?
>>82228856
>If Condesce is able to kill Aranea, then Jane shouldnt be able to defeat her.
We've been over this. The Condesce was too weak in both Collide and DDotA.
She got one-shot by someone who had never used a sword before.
>>82228869
>deluded Hussie apologist doesn't realize that there would be no Hussie Zahaak if it wasn't for the trolls existing
>>82228928
>power level shit
she wasn't wearing a suit of armor
>>82228928
>The Condesce was too weak in both Collide and DDotA
Suuuuure. Believe in whatever you want. You already need to delude yourself quite a lot to read DDoAt, then there is no problem if you delude yourself even more. What next? The headcannon that Roxy is trans? The one that Sollux has 2 dicks? The one that Davekat is a thing?
>>82228928
How the fuck was Condesce not able to take a hit that Kanaya, the fucker right beside her who's 4 or so castes below her could easily take before going on to tear shit up?
>>82228964
>complaining about power level shit when you were the one that started it
>>82228995
It's fanfiction, it doesn't need to be canon at all
>tfw you realise hussie was a Page of Doom the whole time
Think about it
At first, he was very much untrained in his skill, delivering content that seemed like it had a ton of potential. But over time, his powers of doom grew stronger, injecting more and more shit into homestuck till everyone knew, eventually, it'd never have a forfilling ending.
it took him 7 years, but he finally honed his skill and did his last, ultimate deed, he deliveredthe page that doomed homestuck to being an unresolved peice of shit
>>82228995
>The headcannon that Roxy is trans?I do that.
>>82228995
Anon, you know that one of those "headcanons" are true.
