I was pretty hype for this one because it was the first comic that's had the name of a crewniverse member on the cover, but it turns out that Ian's only contribution was coming up with the unused episode concept that this was based on. Anyway, I thought it was alright in spite of some weirdness with the art here and there. First time storytiming, hope i don't colossally fuck up somehow!
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>>82208549
Love that cover.
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>>82208549
niggers
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>>82208723
allah ackbar
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>>82208831
Go on
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>>82208922
ugh, sorry that's gonna bother me if i don't fix it
>>82208922
>getting in trouble for defending himself
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>>82208649
So Steven knows he's a magical boy?
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>>82209107
got a link
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>>82209119
ill make one at the end i guess
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>>82208723
I didn't know they were in Europe
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>>82209291
A lot of American public schools actually do look like that, /pol/.
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>>82209314
What's this? Vibranium shield?
>>82209314
Fucking cheater, aliens should stay away from our children, they're a bad influence.
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>>82208723
how come comic authors don't realize that there are less muslims in america than jews? and even then, most muslim women in america don't even wear the hijab?
throw in as many brown people as you want, you don't need to go "CHECK OUT THIS MUSLIM"
>>82209365
Finally, maybe something interesting will happennot to discredit your efforts OP, thank you
>>82208667
>no question mark for the question
RREEEEEE
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>>82209213
thanks <3
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>>82209391
oh, at all these replies, this page must have a really funny joke!
nope, just /co/ being scrutinizing faggots
>>82208675
you too.
>>82209013
I fucking hated when that happened
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>>82209444
>Posting images during a story time
anon please
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>>82209134
>"THE GAME"
There won't be so much /pol/ here if this book was gemcentric. the waifufags will eat it all over.
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>>82209444
That is true. Mostly public schools.
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>>82209086
>headmaster sees a socially-stunted kid
>decides best course of action is to give him formal education and have friends his own age
GEEZ WHAT A MONSTER
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>>82209503
We've found a cooler story, bro.
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>>82209550
School is where snowflakes go to die
>>82209237
I thought Indians don't eat cows.
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>>82209474
*sigh* are these people retarded or what? apparently they're triggered by people with different races.
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>>82209267
SU's old people always have such appealing designs.
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>>82209598
or they're taking advantage of SU posters' legendary ease of being baited, don't worry about it
>>82209357
Go steal some cakes, Lex.
>>82209391
I had a girl in a hijab in my class back then
>>82209237
Are kids these days really that attracted to healthy food
This is some 21 jump street shit i'm feeling right now
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>>82209473
Holy shit, Pearl. Can you not be salty for one day?
>>82209645
>Posting images while storytime
Anon, watch your manners.
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>>82209675
well they're the safety nerds of the school so, yknow
>>82209682
That's not possible.
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>>82209664
I had at least 4 in my high school classes, and there were plenty more I didn't share classes with.
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>>82209661
WHO IS THIS, LOIS? THAT JIMMY KID? YOU CAN TELL PERRY THAT I AM CANCELLING YOUR FUNDING. GOOD DAY.
>>82209391
Eh, seeing hijabis never bother me, because I lived in a large city with a fairly sizable Muslim community. Just depends where you live
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>>82209645
>posting images during story time
BLASPHEMY
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>>82209763
Katamari?
>>82209664
I had a muslim girl in my class but she didn't wear a hijab
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>>82209705
The safety nerds get shit DONE!
>safety nerds for new SU protags
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>>82209086
>last panel
SAVAGE
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>>82209444
>images during a storytime
/pol/ I know you're new here.
But you fucked up.
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>>82209879
>Fedora
How apropiated
>>82209891
Is the book almost over OP?
>>82209897
you need to be over 18 to post here.
>>82209891
i skipped a number in the filename by mistake, but this is the next page
>>82209897
I may not be able to do anything, but you can do something. you can go commit seppuku right now and we don't have to argue
>>82209891
Fuck you, Lars.
>>82209891
>Lars being a prick
God fucking damn it can you not be a good character for once Lars?
>>82209935
Lars has been more helpful here than he has been in the entire series, I mean he's helping steven?
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>>82209905
there's 160 images including front/back cover
>>82208723
>a classroom without white people
this is the future you chose murricah
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>>82209941
You mean sudoku?
>>82209969
We aren't even halfway done?
>>82209996
Man, Steven fucking loves dodgeball.
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>>82209932
Says the one sperging over a kids book.
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>>82209905
but there's a bonus story after this one that takes up some of that
>>82209996
Why the fuck is this a splash? It may as well be two separated pages
>>82209969
>big donut boy
what does this mean?
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>>82209879
>Panel 3: Alan Moore relaxes after a long day of judging his fans
>>82210036
Can it be fusions times nao?
>>82210048
it's like a cherry boy, but in reverse
it's talking about what his anus looks like on a daily basis
>>82210031
Can you just not be petty?
>>82210031
no u
>>82210048
he works at a shop called the big donut
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>>82210046
i guess they just really wanted those diagonal borders
>>82210048
He's a big donut boy
Guys. Just report and don't respond. If you don't they're going to take up the image limit.
>>82210098
for you
>>82210029
that's a tranny anon
they are not human
>>82210085
i guess in the unlikely event that the comedy geniuses in here push us past image limit i'll just start a new thread for the second story
>>82210120
Pearl?
>>82210071
So she's caucasian?
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>>82210120
Oh fuck, it's Taco Tuesday
>>82210098
Was getting sprinkles part of his plan?!
>>82210126
Snails ARE weak to salt...
>>82210120
ugh i have to make an account on mega to create a direct file link
>>82210135
OF COURSH, DR PERIDOT REFUSED OUR OFFER IN FAVOUR OF YOURS
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>>82210147
I should not had laugh
>>82210166
can't you post the site you got it from?
>all these image posts taking up the image limit
>NOFUN.JPG
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>>82208831
As much of a bitch the teacher is, she's at least right that the Gems probably didn't see dinosaurs 6,000 years ago.
Horses were domesticated back then. A bit past the dinosaurs.
Also, I'm glad the comics are tier 2 canon, cause this idea that people don't believe the CGs exist outside of Beach City seems pretty bullshit.
>>82210166
>I could kill you with a tray if I so wished
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>>82210188
bought it from comixology
>>82210235
So that's definitely Pearl
But why is she pretending to be a snail?
>>82210133
Taco day was yesterday
>>82210235
oh,
go talk to the win o thread for alternatives to mega or if someone can upload it for you
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>>82210233
seems more like they just don't take some random fat kid's word for it, but you'd think the displays of magic power would give credibility
>>82210062
I'd prefer that Stevonnie's fighting debut be saved for the show
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>>82210274
i'll just make the mega account after i'm done unless there's no free account option
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>>82210316
don't bother and join hydra
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>>82210332
>Pencils are shot everywhere
>they are drawn towards Steven's shield
I mean, I guess?
>>82210255
So was the food that fell on the snail.
>>82210347
oh look who finally decided to show up
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>>82210415
Why hasn't Pearl done this on the show?
>>82210415
>tonfas
You fucking what
>>82210048
He's got a big donut so she calls him big donut boy.
>>82210415
fun fact - some dude kept pestering ian about what pearl was doing here until he finally had to block him
>>82209464
>that split
Why tho?
>>82210399
>immortal rock aliens
>cowering in fear of a hail of trash
God, the gems are such jobbers
>>82210415
>TRAITOR!!!!
>>82210415
Well that's new.
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>>82210316
Frisk?
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>>82210474
>some dude kept pestering ian about what pearl was doing here until he finally had to block him
she's just wrecking shit! What is there to not get!
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>>82210316
epik undermeme reference
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>>82210415
>Panel 1
>Pearl pulls a bong out of her jem
>>82210565
I didn't even notice that the first time wow. What a random cameo
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>>82210588
are they going to do a ghibli reference here?
referencing when Chihiro stomps on the slug curse and then gets super shivers?
>>82210474
Even Amethyst has no idea what's happening
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>>82210507
Holy shit I think it is
Ian please
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>>82210316
FRISK?
>>82210471
remember she can store things in her gem, like caution tape or lapis's mirror
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>>82210633
ian said he didn't really work on this directly, he just wrote the unused episode outline that got turned into this instead
>>82209900
that's a bucket hat faggot
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>>82210681
and she probably had to consciously design the spear anyways since she's 'not for fighting', so why couldn't she also invent a tonfa gem weapon
>>82210681
That's her color scheme though. I think she can spawn more than her spear.
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>>82210316
>Connie saves the day while Steven is a useless bitch
JUST
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>>82209237
these motherfuckers never had taco salad?
>>82209579
Depends. Hindus aren't supposed to eat cows, (generally, some do bc fuck tradition i guess). Punjabi people tend to be Sikh, and they can eat whatever.
source: am Punjabi.
>>82210781
These panels look more lazily drawn the further in it goes
>>82210764
The gems saved the day due to Steven calling them
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>>82210796
what material is that school made out of?
>>82210720
>no stay still
we cavemen now
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>>82209086
> People who read this will say the teacher is 'a bad guy'
> The teacher is the only sane character
>>82210824
OHHHHHH! SOMEBODY'S IN TROUBLE!
>>82210806
And who held off the monster until they arrived? Who figured out how to make it smaller?
And who had a nice chat with Sadie while all this was going on?
>>82210824
nigga literally white
whomp =3
>>82210820
me am see everything right with it
>>82210795
Weren't Sikhs like a mash up of Islamic and Hindu elements?
Seems odd they'd have less restrictions.
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>>82210799
saw a thread a while back about how BOOM studios rushes the fuck out of their artists, beyond industry norm, and pays them like dogshit
>>82210795
Do you shit on the streets often?
>>82210871
kek, you can almost see where the artists just plain gave up
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>>82210871
Yeah, I've heard this book had two artists, one coming in to fill in the book to get it in on schedule.
>>82209237
> "That actually looks edible!"
Bad art or bad writing? you decide.
>>82210824
Is that a happy Wojak in the background
haha did they change artists like partway through
>>82210893
also interesting that nobody on the crew made any kind of post advertising this when it came out in print, even after it was brought to their attention that it was out by fans
>>82210928
seems like it
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>>82210942
Wont the headteacher be fired at this point? The school is her responsibility she might as well fuck off.
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>>82210928
the bonus story art is much better, IMO
>>82210942
Could've sworn either Ian or the Crewniverse blog made a post about this comic
>>82210824
Is that Wojack?
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>GLARE
>>82210984
This looks like literal shit.
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>>82210986
eh, it's possible that I missed it
>>82210982
schools in Steven Universe's world probably have monster insurance, especially that close to Gem Ground Zero
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>>82210642
Is the art getting worse?
>>82210316
Is that Frisk from Undertale? Skins a slightly different tone but shirt and hair seem to match.
>>82210984
>Connie's hair
>Amethysts shirt
Jesus, this is some QUALITY art
>>82210984
>Principal's hair and outfit changed
>>82210928
That's exactly what happened.
>Rachel Dukes was added to the Artist team to aid Kendrick-Horton on the last 50 pages.
>>82210824
>tfw still no gf but don't have to go to school anymore
>>82211041
Man, it's like the artist of the second half only had two days to do thirty pages while getting punched in the dick or something.
