protip you can't
>>82084059
We can't.
So... thread over?
That faggot on Cracked. Rowntree or whatever.
I hope he loses his hands in a lawn mowing accident.
Uh, sinfest?
![IMG_3245[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V3IUK85.jpg "IMG_3245[3].jpg")
Aren't you guys forgetting about our homeboy lil' aaron?
>>82084291
You have to actually have produced a webcomic to be counted in this.
>>82084059
You're right, I can't.
But he's only one or two degrees removed from the average level of pretense most web artists hit, so I don't really see the point in trying.
>>82084059
why not just call it zencils
>>82084291
Is that a Larry King cosplay?
>>82084059
>implying
>>82084291
>mostly Cuban
Suck a dick Diaz. You're as white as my fat ass.
>>82084059
xkcd
>>82084059
You nailed it.
He doesn't even write his own material. Just lazily recycles other people's "profound" quotations in the most banal way possible.
>>82084291
Goddamn what a huge fucking forehead.
>>82084579
Wow what a bitch.
>>82084059
Faggot.
>>82084123
Winston Rowntree, yes.
He wrote this monstrosity.
>>82084842
Words.
>>82084842
I think this guy missed the memo about the art and text working in concert.
>>82084613
>implying we shouldn't encourage artists
It's like you missed the entire point.
But yeah, it's like he takes stuff out of context to give the 'feel good' message people want to justify continuing their current behavior.
Who would ever have thought that googling "inspirational quotes" and then making a comic about one without understanding it could result in something shitty.
>>82084842
I came into this thread to post this.
>>82084842
Slow down there Geroge Orwell. I wanted to read a comic, not a novel.
>>82084842
god damn that's like half a homestuck page
Is there a better example than that Bukowski one?
i just want someone to post it
>>82085560
>that comic
>>82084842
the worst part is how boring and mundane it is. like if it was some freaky exposition rich sci-fi (even that's pushing it) but no. Also the arts ok, not worth making up half of anything illustrated on Cracked
>>82085560
Kek. Got me.
>>82084579
How do you read this?
>>82086050
You don't. It's not worth your time.
>>82085560
Gott, this is so retarded.
I have a housemate who sings and hums a lot. His father plays guitar, but this dude cannot. Will just drone on while he's on his computer. It is not a good voice.
He still claims he's 'very musical' though. He can't read sheet music, or play anything. His voice is not good. The stuff he listens to and hums/sings/drones is pleb-tier.
But it's ok that he hasn't spend the years I have learning how to do music. We shouldn't discourage anybody, because everyone is special. The people who just started are just as special as the people who've devoted their lives to some talent.
>>82085856
Which one?
The one where the guy literally leaves his wife, job and home to chase a Game of Thrones fantasy?
Or the one where it says creating is more important than literally anything else?
The latter is less retarded. The first is full-blown autism that wouldn't be out of place on /a/ or /mlp/
>>82085560
Is he ignoring the fact that it costs lots of money to support an artist, like thousands of dollars?
>>82086356
That, and implying that one person working for disney gets to create something all their own, and it's not a thinktank designed to sell products.
And also, that no matter how hard you try, you sometimes plumb won't make it. You didn't have the talent or luck, or someone was just plain better.
>>82084842
I want to time out how much it takes me to read this crap...or if I give up
>it starts with some sci-fi army background
uuuuuuughhh
More important than being 'creative' is being able to make something that sells.
It's absurd how many people forget this.
If you want to make money doing what you love, you've got to love making things people will buy, and actually get the money from making them rather than getting assfucked by someone who's profiting off of what you made.
>>82084842
>tl;dr
>>82085560
>We should always encourage artists
>Who is Chris Chan
>Still no Dril Pencils
>>82086507
People don't want to make things that other people will buy. Being creative nowadays is all about being progressive, despite the fact that LGBT only make up a tiny percentage of the population in general.
>>82084842
Christ
If you are going to have this much text just write it as a short story with a few accompanying drawings of the characters.
Give up the pretense of it being a comic/
>>82084842
this is a joke right
the joke is lots of words
it turns into lorem ipsum half way through, right?
i-it's just a joke?
r-right?
>>82086609
Chris Chan is a misunderstood hero according to Zen Pencils. We didn't encourage him enough to make him into a great artist.
But seriously, I find it weird that Zen Pencil quotes Miyazaki even though he would hate the artist behind the comic.
>>82085560
the potential losses are just as staggering as the potential benefits.
sometimes it's better to kill your less realistic dreams when you're young than to press onwards with a fools errand half your life.
>>82086633
Fun fact: You wanna know why people are able to get away with making shitty webcomics for a living?
Because you only need 1000 dedicated autists dumping $100 into your bank account a YEAR to earn $100,000 a year before taxes and shit.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but 1000 people is 0.00030959752 PERCENT of the population of the United States.
If you have one percent of the US giving you a dollar a year, you're raking in 323 thousand dollars.
>>82084842
What was the point of making this a comic when you're just gonna shove a fuckhuge ton of text there?
>>82084593
That doesn't preclude him from being Cuban at all.
>>82086633
>Being creative nowadays is all about being progressive
That's just silly.
>>82086789
1% of the entire USA is a much higher figure than you make it sound. 1000 autists at 100 each is much more achievable. 5000 at 10 each even moreso.
>Everyone who *I* didnt like in school grew up to be fat and ugly! How's that for karma, huh?
>>82086784
>it's better to kill your less realistic dreams when you're young than to press onwards with a fools errand half your life.
>>82086343
The first, the latter I don't recall but just sounds like general artist self reflection bullshit. That Game of Thrones one is something special
>>82086928
What the fuck?
>>82086861
>1% of the entire USA is a much higher figure than you make it sound.
I know, but I bring it up because successful clickbait can 'catch' a relatively high percentage of the population compared to webcomics, even though every click earns, say 0.02 US. Enough articles, and you're looking at some serious money.
>>82087002
Turns out, you can treat mental disorders with cosmetic surgery. Who knew, right?
>>82087006
>there will never be some kind of a law against clickbait, or a consumer revolt where people stop clicking it.
all the world had to do was end in 2012. :^(
>>82086928
I can't really sympathize with the protagonist because its his own damn fault that he got bullied. Plus, even though those kids look like normal adults, they most likely mellowed out with age and lived well adjusted lives. Fuckboy is most likely going to get ugly with age anyways.
>>82086928
man that's not even the point of that quote! or he's not doing the art well enough to show confusion and then joy at finding answers
>>82084613
And he completely misses the meaning of the quote a good chunk of the time.
>>82087027
it's more effective than any "mental" treatment they can give.
>inb4 the study from sweden that explicitly says "we've no data to say suicides increase post-op, only that lifetime attempts are higher among those who want the operation."
>>82087002
Carl turned himself into a cock sleeve just to stick it to those bullies at school, who most likely don't remember him.
>>82085560
>that smiling building behind hitler.
IT KNEW.
>>82086928
Maybe the joke is on the readers who consider this profound rather than dumb and shallow drivel
>>82086979
I'll post, but only so we can see what a retard this man is.
>>82087027
>Who knew?
Bruce Jenner?
the most recent one is a Jack Kirby quote and that's not the one posted and being bitched about wtf
>>82084291
Who is this, and why he is dressed like a missionary?
>It's okay to vandalize if they hurt your feelings
>>82087074
>>82087027
The proper treatment isn't surgery or psychological therapy, it's hormone therapy. It's a physiological disorder of the nervous system.
>>82086928
>tfw the only laugh you get is that those who went to school with you failed to meet their potential and are now working in supermarkets stacking shelves and continuing to aim high, even though almost none of them will likely succeed and some have already decided to hug and anchor before jumping into the sea by having children.
>you've failed even more by societal standards, but at least you're not working hard and continuing to play the game like they are. you've failed, but it's less effort to the same result.
h-ha ha last laughs on them right?I'm not autistic enough to think their kids don't bring them joy, but kids wouldn't bring me joy, and they're objectively a financial burden so the calculation works that way.
>>82084579
That is some awful panelling.
>>82086928
And then he gets bullied again at his reunion?
Also stop halfway through and you have a robot's life
>>82086789
1 percent of the population is 3.~ million so 100 dollars per is 300 some odd million.
>>82087236
Banksy is quite possibly the most pretentious person on the face of the earth, and unsurprisingly, that's multiplied 100X by zen pencils.
>>82087233
Aaron Diaz, author of Dresden Codak. A webcomic with decent art but terrible paneling, about Diaz's waifu and philosophical concepts he thinks he understands.
The comic gets like a page a year, and he spends the rest of the time making thousands of dollars a month complaining about how problematic other fiction is. He also claims to not be white.
>>82087236
>"And make you feel small"
K E K
E
K
>>82087175
He (she?) gets the money either way.
>>82087215
What the fuck.
>It's okay to give up everything you've worked for over a fleeting dream that may be indicative of batshit fucking insanity
>>82087236
>Attacking a person's livelihood is okay if you don't agree with how they earn money
Shit, man, maybe they're encouraging us to go on those teenage revenge fantasy rampages.
>>82087292
Yeah, I realized that late. That's my bad, but I guess it proved my point even harder.
>>82087071
I have to put up with this shit being endlessly reposted on imgur and the fuckwad had drilpencils taken down
He literally makes money off of illustrating other peoples' quotes that don't belong to him and has the nerve to throw a hissy when anyone returns the favor
>>82087236
>making your girlfriend feel inadequate
>getting mad at ads giving you advice that's in your best interest
What an absolute cuck
>>82087215
> applying Bukowski to fag shit
I am legit mad now
>>82087236
>People will lie to get you to buy stuff
>WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
>>82086928
You'd have to be very shallow and empty to worry about showing everyone up at your high school reunion. You left those people behind, who gives a shit what they think? Obviously the idiot who drew this.
What, does he want one of the bullies who called him a fag to fuck him now?
>>82087236
this is pretentious and confusing.
and i'm someone who would advocate smashing the fuck out of advertisement companies stuff. modern advertising companies with the power of the internet are evil incarnate.
>>82087236
I actually like Banksy, but what this dude did isn't art.
Banksy's trying to say that people who have to live with the view don't have any say in what it is. It's a noble idea, but most people suck at creativity, and it'd be just as ugly.
>>82087296
I'd argue with you about the pretentiousness, but on second thought, I really can't.
Nice pictures, though.
>>82087215
I think this should be the biggest tip-off to everyone who likes or dislike him that he's just a pretentious child.
Here it is, the world's dullest looking pixel art.
>>82087215
Fixed
>>82087359
It's not that they lie to you, people can see through a lie, it's that they're the kind of scum who'll commission medical research on how to bypass conscious thought to get people to buy things without thinking about it.
You fall for a lie, that's fine, you fall for what's borderline fucking mind control and it's entirely legitimate to blame someone else.*
*"you fall for" is dubious, but when other people are doing it it's generalizable. That doesn't mean you can point to any individual and go "SHEEPLE!", but it does mean """"sheeple"""" exist.
>>82085560
you got me there motherfucker.
>>82084059
And how.
>>82087421
D-did he really just cash in on the death of Robin fucking Williams?
That's it, I can't read any more of this fucking drivel.
>>82084059
pretentious sure
misinterpreting probably
but most of the critisism i see from /co on this is moot since they themselves are taking it too literally
one could argue /co is just the same
>>82086928
That's really racist drawing of an asian at the end. Someone report him for his bigotry
>>82087421
I really fucking hate pixel/8-bit art these days.
You're taking loads of artistic/creative potential away under the vague pretense of making it "nerdier xD." And what does pixel art have to do with Robin Williams in the first place?
>>82087427
That change makes it fucking amazing
>>82086928
>Failing at being a man
>>82087427
perfect
>>82087421
why insult the man
>>82087421
Robin sacrificed himself so the depression monster woundn't kill us?
Loosing his powers represent him loosing his talent? Like in his carea?
What the fuck?
>>82086735
It's because he assumes that since Miyazaki is an artist, they think exactly alike.
...And then she was eviscerated, eaten, and her bones were pounded into dust and used as makeup in the monster's satanic rites.
>>82087427
10/10
>>82087562
what
Is this an edit
What is this even saying
>>82086928
the best part is they'd just laugh at him behind his back, something along the lines of
>holy shit I didn't know he was THAT queer!
but typical revenge fantasy tripe
>>82087421
>Robin Williams dying after fighting a cat monster
>he committed suicide IRL
>>82087215
>being a spazzy pariah over game of thrones
>>82087361
You're thinking too much into this. The author has no personal connection to the stuff he does other than the dumbass "trolling" saga with Miyazaki making a Gundam. Everything else is just using cliche'd imagery to match quotes to sell as "inspiration" fodder. He even dips into Ayn Rand quotes here and there.
The artist is the living definition of a shill despite what they may profess.
>>82087542
>want to do pixel art because i have no talent but can do "programmer art"
>literally my only reason
>can't sneak away with doing it that way because people will assume it's trying to be such a nerd xDDD instead of just "i cannot manage anything better and I'm not paying anyone to help me make free things."
:^(
>>82087236
>Meanwhile
>>82084842
I actually read this whole thing.
tl;dr
>guy was a space miner. Evil company used science to zap a jungle planet and turn all the biological material into fuel he was mining. The planet came back as a ghost that attacked the miners in their dreams. Company tried to cover it up, but miner escaped.
The text is so hard to read, my eyes burned by the time I was done.
>>82087533
I see your point, but this guy's trying to give life advice.
We just argue about cartoons. If we're wrong, someone loses a waifu. If he's wrong, there's serious consequences.
>>82087704
>Evil company used science to zap a jungle planet and turn all the biological material into fuel he was mining. The planet came back as a ghost that attacked the miners in their dreams. Company tried to cover it up, but miner escaped.
this actually seems like a cool story for a videogame or something.
why the fuck did it need to have more words than exist in the code OF a videogame?
>>82087361
I'm pretty sure if my highschool had a reunion we'd all just end up at a bonfire in the bush somewhere drunk off our asses.
Doesn't matter what we are in our daily lives, that shit's in your blood.
>>82087427
Bravo
>>82087074
>trusting anything from sweden
>>82087696
>badass hair
dumbass hair
>>82087215
The subject could literally be anyone who was ever passionate about his work yet this guy went with someone who obsessed with a TV character to the point of insanity. This man either doesn't put a seconds worth of thought into these comics or is severely retarded.
I also have to read most of this stuff several times to fully process the quote, it's like the premise itself is inherently oxymoronic.
>>82087715
I don't even know if this has a message, it just seems like a depressed person venting their self-pity.
I have depression and that does not work at all.
>>82087715
>>82087748
Are these dril edits by any chance? I remember these before the artists cried about it to make them stop, they were amazing.
>>82087626
what in the FUCKING FUCK did i just read
>>82087533
>moot
Who?
>>82087794
YES
>>82087701
Not going to like, this is the slightly most realistic comic made, but now I'm worried that he's going to see the kid as an extension of himself.
>>82087773
there are others, people often cite the one i'm referencing as "even in fucking sweden trannies kill themselves more than average!"
the problem is that it doesn't actually say that.
>>82084291
>then he pussied out and deleted
i have no idea how to feel about people taking the dril ones as real
>>82087617
this is asking for an edit
>>82087659
If you keep practicing, you can get better at other stuff broh. Don't count yourself out.
>>82087626
I can't even fathom what the original context for this is.
What is Louie CK doing there?
>>82087589
How is this pretentious?
>>82087810
God fucking bless, it's been too long.
>>82087851
It's the actual Voigt-Kampfmann test
>>82087849
What the fuck is the context of this?
I suppose the fact that I don't know who Mr. Eisner is off the top of my head says something about either him or me.
>>82087626
Go home Pat you're drunk
>>82087810
moar dril edits
>>82084059
ALRIGHT NIGGA YOU JUST HAD TO ASK!
SARAH FUCKING ZERO!
NOTHING IS MORE PRETENTIOUS! NOTHING!
IN FACT HERE'S THE FIRST 30 PANELS!
>>82087909
>>82084059
JUST REMEMBER YOU ASKED FOR THIS!
>>82087890
…you.
Fix this real fast or >>>/tv/
>>82087905
http://imgur.com/a/9fB4Y
>>82087890
>I suppose the fact that I don't know who Mr. Eisner is off the top of my head says something about either him or me.
Says a lot.
>>82087873
i could lie to you and say i'd practice.
but that's not the truth. it's easier to concede i'm a lazy cornercutting fuck who wants to sidestep the negative consequences of his own laziness than it is to lie and say "yeah, i'll try."
i don't try. learning is hard, it takes effort and i'm not willing to put it in while still wanting to claw some reward out of the world.
worse yet, i know it. lying to yourself takes effort.
>>82087890
He's big in comics. Like, "Jack Kirby" big.
>>82087935
>>82087748
>We are strictly a Bing family
>>82087361
Kind of reminds me of Bowling for Columbine . Shit movie with a bunch of holes, but Matt stone was on the money when he said that "it's just High School dude, it's a minuscule part of your life." I'm 22 and rarely think about High School, and I too was bullied, but I could care less my young adult years are based compared to my teen years. This comic reminds of whenever Dobson writes about his shitty high school existence, anybody that comic?
>>82085560
>Calarts
Top kek. She will be more likely to end up working on a shirt CN reboot than on a Pixar film.
another one about packing fudge
>>82087701
>>82087962
>>82087935
hurt me daddy i've been very very bad
>>82087909
>>82087935
DON'T DO IT MAN
>>82087977
>>82087979
TAKE IT YOU LITTLE SLUT!
>>82087890
You ever hear of The Eisner Awards?
>>82087962
>>82087977
I remember reading this not too long ago.
First time I've ever actually be repulsed by an art style.
>>82087967
>implying most CalArts grads don't just end up doing Disney stuff cause the school almost gears people for that
This shitty meme has gotten so out of hand, people don't actually see the real issues with that school anymore.
>>82087997
>>82088005
NOBODY STOPS THE PAIN TRAIN!
CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER!
>>82087968
What?
>>82087944
did one guy do these, or was this a thing a while ago?
>>82087967
High school was shitty for me, but I've put it behind me. I don't know anyone from high school anymore that was a dick to me.
Some people can never let it go though. Some guy was crying to me about how he got teased for having red hair in grade school and he's 50. For fuck's sake man.
>>82088034
>>82087944
>>82087948
>>82087954
>>82088011
BRB, off to drink some poison.
>>82088050
>>82087967
>tfw you weren't bullied in HS, but also had no friends or social life
>tfw even among outcasts you're the outcast, since your HS life wasn't good enough to look back on nor bad enough to seriously complain about.
>same with college until dropping out
pretty sure i don't exist desu.
>>82088075
>>82088058
Later dude.Seth Lichman is funny but also depressing
>>82088086
>>82088058
read The Spirit first, it's legendary
>>82088062
>gets in shit for doodling on company time
>can't understand why that's wrong
>>82088110
>>82085560
>calarts
fucking kek
>>82088137
>>82088137
I'm a /co/nnoisseur of shit and never even heard of this, how
>>82088075
Why is it coming out her vagina
>>82088154
>>82086928
can someone edit this to have the person kick down the door and shoot up the reunion
>>82087935
Too far, man, too far
Now, most people say that when someone might make a Prince joke today.
You took it too far as in 'In 1918, someone told Hitler that he needed to be more assertive.'
>>82088177
The important thing isn't to edit ZenPencils, it's to post it on every form of social media until Gavin Aung has a meltdown
>>82088163
This is the webcomic where every page looks like an ad for something that doesn't exist. Also the author got into a fight somewhere over it
>>82088171
SYMBOLISM OR SOME SHIT!
>>82088163
SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT ALONE!
SOME THINGS MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW!
>>82086928
Neither group accepted them in school. Had a sex change. Neither group will accept them now. Okay...
>>82088174
>>82088215
>>82088215
> the water is literally cum stains
>>82087361
>What, does he want one of the bullies who called him a fag to fuck him now?
That's pretty hot
>>82087617
That tree is getting ready for some dank-ass ruses.Also in the first close-up of the characters the protagonist girl slightly resembles the protagonist of the cartoon I'm developing and it triggers my autism.
>>82088238
IT ONLY GETS EVEN MORE SHIT AFTER THIS POINT!
>>82088238
Is that Johnny Bravo?
>>82084059
I'd submit Humon comics for approval, but at least they're a little bit fetish.
>>82087952
You don't have to be good to make money. Look at XKCD
>>82087236
>They owe you
What the fuck does it even mean
>>82088266
WHAT DOES THIS PHRASE EVEN FUCKING MEAN IN THIS PANEL!
>>82088266
I'd kill you if it didn't
>>82084842
If the artist had any fucking talent he would've just drawn in a chapter for it.
>>82088276
If I was handed that phrase and told to make it anti-marketer I'd say it meant "they owe you something because they've made you sad in the past."
The entire comic is shit though, so I've no idea what it's actually trying to say. It's actually annoying me because marketers really are among the worst category of people in the world and this manages to make anti-marketer types look like fucking idiots.
Look, he even made a comic about us!
1/4
>>82087236
Could've just ended halfway when he jumped off the building basicaly killing himself
>>82085560
Every damn time.
>>82088349
2/4
>>82086784
>its better to not even try if it seems to hard
>>82088291
>non-denominational beverage
>non·de·nom·i·na·tion·al
>nändəˌnäməˈnāSHənəl
>adjective: non-denominational
>open or acceptable to people of any Christian denomination.
Does she mean a non-alchoholic beverage?
Because that is literally the most obtuse way to phrase that in this context.
Just fucking ask for a soft drink, for the love of God.
>>82087720
See, even that is taking it too literal. This is the webcomic equivalent of "hang in there!" cat posters designed to be sold as a product through and through. Only these have progressive imagery that makes /pol/ mad just looking at it, so they take it 100% face value
>>82088349
See, THIS is the only comic that's actually 100% the author's opinion and intent. This should be what's open season.
>>82088347
>and this manages to make anti-marketer types look like fucking idiots
Maybe that was the plan all along. Like those anti smoking ads.
>>82088366
3/4
>>82088291
>>82088372
I... I think it's supposed to be a joke?
Like, there's non-alchoholic beverages, and non-denominational Christianity
So... mixing the two up is supposed to be clever?
>>82087421
Fucking excuse me?
>>82088291
>>82088304
IN FACT! LET THE PAIN CONTINUE!
>>82088427
>>82088402
4/4
This is funny, because Miazaki is actually a cynical, grumpy old man, despite making cute animated movies.
>>82087427
from dumb as shit/10 to pretty clever/10
>>82088367
it's better not to try if your odds of success are immeasurably small.
go for realistic goals. it doesn't mean you have to give up, cut your hair, put on a suit and become an asshole, it just means you're never going to have your own disney franchise and if you don't drop the idea by 30 you're probably going to end up on /cow/
>>82088447
THIS IS THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A GOOD PUNCHING!
>>82088402
> picking the most depressed, burned out unhappy artist
gavin has to be stopped
>>82088427
>>82088447
Everything about this hurts to read.
>>82088467
>>82087364
>modern advertising companies with the power of the internet are evil incarnate.
How's that liberal arts degree, socialist scum?
GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY
>>82088427
>>82088447
What happened to the man who saved your fucking life
>>82087704
Wow I actually respect you for reading the whole thing and tl;dring it
>>82088449
>Posting the edit
come on man.
>>82087421
>It's like those video thingys... video games that we all used to play! Level 3 was always my favorite. Power up!
>>82088475
>>82088491
I HOPE YOU'RE A MASOCHIST CAUSE WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED!
>>82088276
standard envious commie drivel
>>82088427
>that torso
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wC65vvk2_A
>>82088515
>>82088402
this doesn't make sense though
for example a stealth bomber is shown there; if that idea isn't rejected (sorry rejector, your head asplode) then they're stuck using it even though air attacks are already demonstrably ineffective.
the blimp is even worse, it doesn't even have the chance of escape that the stealth bomber did (and even that was dubious compared to the F-18)
artists should not ever be put in charge of military planning. even magiciansyes i'm fucking serious britain did it look it upare of more use.
>>82084059
If there's something worse than this, I want not to know. Ignorance can be bliss.
>>82087849
>Meredith Gran pretending to have any authority in telling Diaz to fuck off after the things she's done
>>82088515
> <rolling eyes noise>
I'M TRIGGERED
>>82088526
>>82088515
How soon is her responding to hate the comic gets?
>>82088349
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>>82088449
>Not liking something is evil
Don't knock my guro-vore-furry porn webcomic till you've read it and bought everything from the Topaco store!
>science and engineering
>Art
Ok, there's something to the idea that form should be pleasing, but an engineer's job is almost purely function.
Art is purely form.
>>82088564
>and bought everything from the Topaco store
real talk
>>82088553
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>>82088515
Sarah Zero is when you try to take your petty internet argument and make it into art.
I don't think it can work.
>>82088515
>>82088526
><rolling eyes noise>
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>>>><ROLLING EYES NOISE>
>>82086709
i thought it was
>>82088449
Any creative type should have a thick skin. You're going to get criticized no matter what you produce. It's good to consider some of the criticism and throw out other shit. You'll never make everyone happy. Produce what you want, don't let people get you down and always realize you need to improve and can do better.
>>82088291
>So Tiger... you still wanna buy me a non-denominational beverage?
>>82088553
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>>82088545
IT JUST GETS WORSE FROM HERE!
>>82088534
>even magiciansyes i'm fucking serious britain did it look it upare of more use.
WWII was a wonderful time, wasn't it?
>>82088349
Is this fucker so weak that he literally has to paint his critics' heads fucking *exploding*?
He'd rather do that than fucking have anyone improve, or God (granted this faggot doesn't seem to believe in God) forbid, pay attention to his audience's basic fucking analysis, or anyone's basic fucking analysis? Holy fuck, and I thought Jeph Jacques was bad.
And if he saw my post he'd probably think he's smart because his comic is "describing my hate," because his personal self-validation somehow equates to "wisdom."
>>82088499
i'm as capitalist as can be, buddy.
it's because i value a free market* that i came to hate the idea. it's one of the most tangible (and least acceptable) ways that a bigger company gains an advantage over a competitor that isn't quantitative to the advantage of their product.
*i do believe some intervention is necessary to prevent monopolies in practical terms, as well as because convincing people to go full libertarian is much harder than fighting a pragmatic battle to slowly take the state out of places it doesn't belong while ignoring it in others.
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>>82088553
FUCKDAMN SHITCUNTS I'M SO ANGRY I FORGOT TO POST THE DAMN IMAGE
>>82088553
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>>82088515
>>82088427
>Buy me drinks
>Spend money on me
>Woah there, you think you're getting something in return?
>YOU should be doing stuff for ME, because I'm ME, and so, IMPORTANT.
>>82088644
>>82088349
I mean, you shouldn't overreact and shit, but criticism isn't the same thing as hating somebody. I'm sure Gal Gadot is a nice person, but that doesn't change my dislike for her performance in Batman v Superman.
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>>82088291
>>82088372
If I had to guess, I think it's the writer trying too hard to sound witty and not stopping to figure out if what he just wrote was an actual pun or whatever
>>82088657
this is so pretentious it hurts
it's like every teenage wank who's glanced at a design book rolled into once
>>82087701
Don't talk to me or my husbands daughter ever again.
>>82088671
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT TO ME!
>>82085560
I busted out laughing so hard.
>>82088684
I CAN ONLY LAUGH AT HOW TERRIBLE IT IS!
EVEN THAT HURTS!
>>82088695
Powerful women go against conventional norms and stand out by coloring their hair to be unique and stand out.
>>82088695
We're in Hell, and someone forgot to tell us.
It'd make sense though, wouldn't it? 4Chan's just the break room.
>>82084059
>protip you can't
only because I forgot the name of it.
There was this one that like
you know those hipster photos, pic related?
The entire webcomic is made of that.
THE WHOLE THING.
As you can imagine, I forgot its name -intentionally-.
>>82088725
>>82088671
>>82088695
This is setting a new standard of style over substance. The author thinks style IS the substance.
