Since Green Lanterns are powered by will power does that mean there are no fat Green Lanterns?
They could have willpower but use it to become the fattest being alive
>G'nort
>Mogo
>Kilowog (fite me)
Plenty of fat GLs
>>82064643
Mogo is a planet.
>>82064923
>Mogo is a planet.
That's my mother in laws excuse OOOHHHHH
>>82064923
Well, Mogo's a fat planet.
>>82064923
He wasn't always like that...
>>82064611
If fat people had willpower, they wouldn't be fat.
Jokes aside, would this apply to things like drugs too?
>>82064611
What if it was someones will power to just live a hedonistic life to the fullest, no matter what?
Like, I'm pretty sure Hedonism Bot could be a GL and he's fat.
>>82064643
Kilowog isn't fat, he's on a bulk
>>82064643
Kilowog is cultivating mass
>>82065302
There's a difference between being fat and overweight.
If they were some alien from an ice planet, they might need a thick layer of blubber to keep them alive.
>>82064641
I need to see this.
Kyle Rainer gainer lantern.
>>82064643
Kilowog is fit not fat, Mogo is a planet, planets don't get fat.
I give you G'nort though.
>>82064643
>>82065407
He looks pretty ripped to me
>>82066547
>YOU DID IT KYLE
>FATTER THAN ANYONE
>>82064611
>Hal loves hamburgers
>resists even the temptation of TWO hamburgers
truly he is the most willful
>>82068113
Is that what Kyle has to do to be liked
>>82068151
It would make me like him more, ngl
Here's what I don't understand, if I have a magic ring that can create anything, I'd have all of the willpower in the world to power it, because I'd have a fucking magic ring that lets me fly and make constructs out of nothing. My current lack of willpower stems from lack of ability to change my situation, but if I had that power, then I'd have the confidence, and therefore willpower to do so.
>>82068260
You have to have the willpower BEFORE you get the ring, they aren't going to hand them out on the off chance that you won't be a lazy sack of shit after you get it
>>82068113
top kek
>>82065222
10/10 underrated post
>>82064643
>whales are fat!
Species have their own standard of what is a healthy individual
>>82065445
Then you aren't overweight, they're normal for their species.
>>82068437
That's sexist. Or racist. Or transphobic.
Whichever.
>>82068260
>My current lack of willpower stems from lack of ability to change my situation
This is the flaw in your thinking. With enough willpower, you could change damn near anything about your situation.
>>82068260
If you need something to be made easier to be motivated to do it, then you don't have strong willpower to begin with.
>>82066547
>>82068113
"Wow Kyle, you cleared out the whole fridge!"
"No wait Kyle stop crying I'm sorry."
>>82064611
Competitive eating, man.
Having the willpower to force yourself to eat another hamburger, even when your stomach feels like it's about to pop.
Having the willpower to keep living despite your heart trying to shut down.
