The "Hal makes the cutest babies" edition
die in a fire
Now this is my kind of threads
2cute
Yeah, he would. With a woman. With Arisia.
>>82064526
>>82064307
HOT..
Why are dads so hot?
>>82064522
>Hal Grayson
That boy's fate is to be raped.
>>82064557
You secretly have unresolved feelings towards your father.
Or your babymaker stick is ticking like a time bomb, and you really want babies.
Fucking STOP HOLY SHIT
>>82064578
Only Dick has been raped, so lil Hal Grayson has a 50/50 shot based on genetics
>>82064548
they would probably have cute orange kids, true
>>82064700
Not with the perfect butt gene...
Can we a go whole thread without reposting the same shitty Hal/Cap/Nightwing/TimKon/Stucky fanarts over and over again? Let's find out! Here, I'll start.
Hal and Thaal make a pretty cute couple.
It's a shame they made Sinestro a married man with a wife and child. He'd have worked well as a homosexual villain.
>>82064855
There's always bisexuality
>>82064779
Who are they?
>>82064855
>>82065108
There's always YOUR TEARING ME APPART
>>82065314
>Sinestro's wife is alive
>Hal is a homewrecker
would read
so how long before i can have a genetic baby with my husbando?
i've seen some things like 3 way-ivf but that isn't enough really
>>82065130
Adam Warlock and (comics) Peter Quill.
>>82064548
>Arisia
>Woman
Pesos pls go
>>82067302
>pesos
I meant pedos, but we don't need that worthless spic cash either.
>/co/ hates MPreg
>/co/ posts things implying MPreg and unironically loves it
>>82067302
She's a qt though
>>82067365
Kids can be adorable. But if you actually show the pregnancy as a male you a forced to confront the ugly truth, is that going to be an ass baby? Or even worse is it going to come bursting out of your japs eye like an even more disturbing version of alien.
>Nurse: good news sir! You have a beautiful, healthy baby boy. Unfortunately we were unable to salvage your penis.
>>82068036
C-sections nigga
>>82068056
But assuming men have always been able to carry babies in this scenario, what did they used to do when a C-section meant certain death?
>>82067365
Just because they made a baby doesn't mean one of them got pregnant.
>>82068107
I don't know, I only like mpreg when it's a unique scenario due to ridiculous magic or sci-fi shenanigans, not when all dudes can get knocked upI fucking hate A/B/O
>>82068107
>>82068181
>>82068036
>>82068056
>humanity kept women around because they don't have pensises that get destroyed during childbirth
seems legit
>>82067365
It could be a test tube/crazy science baby.
>>82064700
I'm honestly surprised Hal hasn't been raped yet.
>>82064307
I don't have enough SpiderPool. SpiderPool plz... I need it...
>>82071473
>>82071541
Yesss~
>>82071215
Source?
Stucky is so pure it hurts.
>>82068181
>I fucking hate A/B/O
As sane people should do.
>>82070417
Many have tried. So very many have tried.
>>82072447
What would be Hal's type?
>>82065332
Well, Sinestro was having some problems in his marriage towards the end, what with his wife giving away their baby behind Sinestro's back and all. At the same time, Hal had just recently entered the picture and Sinestro was quite impressed and drawn to Hal. So really, it kinda writes itself.
>>82072257
Pixiv search, m8. It's a goldmineplus a ton of Steve pecs/titty art
>>82068181
>>82072395
What is A/B/O
>>82072498
Hal's type is someone who can dominate him. Someone who can take control, by force if necessary.
However, Hal isn't particularly picky and can be very generous when it comes to sharing the gift that is Hal's body.
>>82067365
In a universe with aliens and magic and technology so advanced that it might as well be magic, having a test tube baby or a plausible scenario for mpreg isn't exactly a hard sell, anon.
Besides, Hal has far too amazing genes to not pass onto a new generation.
>>82072640
It's a weird genre of fanfiction that involves knotting, going into heat, and mpreg.
>>82072640
A creepy AU where people are divided into alphas (leaders and dominants and whatever), betas (regular folks?), and omegas (submissives/slaves/whatever that go into heat and can get pregnant regardless of gender and are frequently written with self lubricating assholes and a lot of other weird shit)
It originated from Supernatural fandom if that gives you any idea of how weird and awful it is
>>82064307
>It's another Hal centric gay thread
>>82072685
Hal is so generous with himself that I'm a little surprised nobody has ever given him kids before
>>82064779
Only of you post more Cosmic gay and give me some Rich/Peter stuff or just Dick Rider in general.
>>82072257
http://maxbbs.deviantart.com/art/Stucky-478104453
They make my heart squeeze a bit. Is this what it's like to have feels?
>>82071473
Really? Go to tumblr there's a lot there.
>>82067365
They would obviously use alien technology to create a baby without pregnancy.
I am lacking in new Bruce/Dick ;_;
>>82073246
Maybe the ring comes with some special birthcontrol abilities too?
>>82073399
>Tumblr
Woah there buddy... I don't need it that badly.
>>82064307
It's okay, Sinestro stole that child somewhere.
>>82065108
There's always Halsexuality. He just didn't know what it was until he met old dumb dumb.
>>82072498
Anon pls.
>>82072616
Titty Cap is my absolute favorite thing to come from this franchise.
>>82074349
... well played, good sir, well played.
Why are villain/hero pairing so damn great?
>>82075171
Because hatefucking is best fucking
>>82064535
>the actual comic where they met wasn't 20 pages of porn
it hurts
>>82075243
>hatefucking is gr8fucking
>>82075171
It's the obsession, anon. That single-minded devotion and possessive behaviour that comes from being each other's nemesis.
>>82075243
>Zemo lewds
now we're talking
>>82075243
> shirtless
> not showing off his great ass
one job, anon. One job.
>>82074349
Kinda surprised nobody has hooked them up
>>82075257
Everything about them meeting was incredibly disappointing but the lack of sexual tension hurt most
>>82075243
Seriously, Cap/Zemo porn when?
>>82075593
God willing, once Civil War has been released. Brühl is too pretty for fangirls to resist.
>>82075593
It's odd to me that it's so hard to find. Is /co/ really the only group that has latched onto it? Seems like a 10/10 ship.
>>82075666
I hope you're right.
>>82075349
>It's the obsession, anon. That single-minded devotion and possessive behaviour that comes from being each other's nemesis.
They did a great parody of this in Supermansion. I fully expected Black Saturn and Groaner to make out at the end.
> dude, do you have a boner?
> I like the freaky stuff, what do you want me to say?
>>82072640
Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics
Basically pack wolf behavior popularized by Teen Wolf fandom where your caste is basically your gender. Alphas=sexual tyrannosaurus Omegas=subservient sluts that can usually get pregnant regardless of sex betas= normal humans that have a 50/50 chance of being infertile
It wouldn't be so bad if people spent more time actually exploring the world building possibilities around this kind of thing but but instead they perpetuate the more heinous yaoi tropes: MPreg, seme/uke, lubricating assholes, and butt babies with knotting usually thrown in.
>>82070417
Even Kyle has been
>>82070417
He's saving himself for someone special.
>>82073923
>>82075243
Zemo/Fixer is hatefuck
Zemo would probably be too tsundere for Cap for it to be violent though
>>82074421
Evans pecs aroused a might need in me. Man tittays are the best now.
>>82075904
They will. Cap fujoshis do actually good work.
Still holding out for more Steve/Sam tho...
>>82076245
Belly dance Robins is best AU.
>>82076249
>no surly bottom Zemo fic or art
WHYLIVE.JPG
>>82076249
Nah, Zemo does have enough passion for a hatefuck with Steve
>>82077032
It would start as a fight but he would melt in Steve's arms by the end of it
>>82067365
Sinestro's an alien. For all we know they could create a baby just by rubbing their dicks together.
Best Civil War ship coming through.
>>82075666
The Hydra Trash Party people will pull through.
Although I am more into comic Zemo myself, he has a unique relationship with Steve.
>>82077307
If the costume ends up close enough we won't be able to tell the difference in art, he looked good in Avengers Assemble
>>82077408
Did you check his fight with Steve in that cartoon when he first appeared, I think the animators wanted to make it look Zemo puts Steve in an arm lock but it looked more like a hug of doom and Zemo wanting to kiss him.
Also last Cap issue Whiplash brings this up.
>>82064307
But hal is not gay bro. He is a heterosexual pedophile
>>82075904
Not fanart but hope random out of context comic panels and other shit that I am about to post helps.
>>82077854
>>82078169
>>82077677
>>82078289
>>82077263
[spoilers]No one will ship it but us anon you know fangirls hate black guys[/spoilers]
>>82078315
Damn Zemo is pretty swole in this cartoon isn't he?
>>82078169
How sweet.
>>82078366
Well it was a ploy to get Steve on his side for a plan to achieve immortality and prove that he's better than everyone but it was a nice moment while it lasted.
>>82073362
RiderQuill is one of my fav fucking underrated pairs, it pisses me off that there's more QuillStark than those two, even if it's mostly MCU (also I can't ship RDJ woth anyone).
But I guess if new content comes out it won't be the good Peter anymore.
>>82075666
You think Bruhl will eventually get Adhesive X pizza faced?
>>82078711
He wore burn makeup for Rush so I don't see why he'd opt out for future Marvel flicks.
>>82064522
>kid has a nice ass too
damn
>>82074421
>>82076387
>Referring to guys parts as "titties"
You probably use bussy too
uwu
>>82079120
>Hamletmachine
>>82074421
I want art with Ant-Man between his pecs.
>>82080366
Shit, I didn't even know I needed that until now.
>>82080317
Her writing is shit, but she's a good artist.
>>82079954
Jesus christ at least write a warning i'm at work I could've gotten in trouble with that lewd shit
>>82080845
sorrynotsorry
>>82078315
Is this even allowed in a kid's show?
>>82078711
>>82078846
Eh, I'm not as sure, since they already went with burned-up Crossbones.
Did anyone draw Asian Twink Super-Man yet?
>>82080510
>>82080903
This ship is so PURE and I'm happy it's popular.>ywn have cap titties to play with and sleep on
Well he deserves them at least.
>>82081564
There hasn't been much fan art yet, let alone anything gay.
>>82083050
Has there ever been a time he teleported out of his clothes?
>>82076245
>>82076098
That shit's going to be all over the place post Civil War, isn't it? Probably with additional Super Family awfulness too.
>>82083678
I think it was mostly a fad that came and went already, down to the levels of stuff like coffee shop AUs
>>82083678
I have a feeling by Super Family you don't mean the Super Family.
Do I want to know?
>>82083678
>Super family
Ah fuck you're right. It's gonna be awful.
>>82085548
the Marvel "super family" is Steve and Tony with Peter as their child iirc
>>82064327
Go away
>>82085629
That makes me pretty angry.
Doubt it but any hope for Super Sons?
>>82086125
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>>82085696
As it does any smart person.
But at least it isn't MCSuperwholock
>>82086202
>Superwholock
has there ever been a worse triumvirate of fandoms
>>82078333Never give up hope anon! I mean FinnPoe is very popular and I'm seeing a lot of winter panther on tumblr.
>>82086125
More hope than I should have, probably.
>>82086236
Buffyverse?
>>82086239
>This man killed my father
>I must fuck him
>>82086285
Kill him with kindness?
>>82078315
>>82078353
Well, I have a new show to watch
>>82073246
Why hasn't Hal ever had kids anyway?
You think DC would have gone for that, even in Elseworlds stories.
>>82083127
I've seen an AU version of Kurt bamf somebody else out of their clothes so I imagine he can do it for himself too.
>>82086868
as far as non-main universe stuff goes he has a kid in DKSA and the comic that tied in with the LOSH cartoon had Jordana Gardner, a descendant of both Hal and Guy
there was a story where he was the Spectre where a kid named Marty Jordan claimed Hal was his dadbut Marty was his ring
but considering how frequently other DC characters get kids in elseworlds and occasionally main universe stuff he gets left out a lot
>>82084938
>coffee shop AUs
Maybe it's because I've actually worked as a barista but I've never understood the appeal of those type of stories.
>>82086978
It's weird because you'd think he'd have tons of kids with Carol or some alien chick in other stories.
>>82086868
Off the top of my head, he had kids in 1001 Emerald Nights.
>>82087057
>Hallalax
>Parakyle
>Their spawn
The universe has no chance.
Also that uniform would actually be pretty Bitchin' for royalty.
>>82087047
Middle class white girls that never actually had to work a low wage service industry job so all they have to go on is their experience drinking at Starbucks and plucky rom coms that never show just how soul crushing those jobs are.
>>82068036
Sorry for the late reply, but there's actual male futanari/herman.
Do not read the following if you cannot handle guro, amputee, and snuff.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/883546/7763a6591b/
And here's some cute Tiger & Bunny doujinshi withTigeras the cuntboy.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/735398/39786e32df/
For some reason, /co/ has a sizable number of cuntboy fetishists.
>>82087052
oh yeah, Johns' fanfic endings had Hal and Carol having a kid too
but yeah I want more Hal babies
>>82087047
I don't either, but I would take a coffee shop au over a high school au
>>82086285
>Implying you would turn down Sebastian Stan.
>>82083127
It was with help, but issue #1 of his first mini-series. Kitty and Ilyana use the Danger Room to try to teleport him back from an alternate dimension, and only bring back his clothes.
They don't show him, only the aftermath.
>>82087776
>Implying you want to think about that scrub Stan when you're Chadwick Boseman
>>82088576
But that mouth!
>>82088576
>Ignoring Stan's lips.
>Not wanting to see them wrapped arounda popsicle while T'Challa is trying and failing to write a speech as a part of his royal duties because he keeps getting distracted.
>>82089759
Sorry, that Star Spangled Ass With a Plan still exists.
>>82089956
For T'Challa or Bucky?
>>82090023
Yes
>tfw you'll never be in a pure relationship like Stucky
Why live
>>82091669
>pure
Anon those filthy degenerates like tohold handsandcuddleall the time.
Post your gay /co/ OTPS
>>82091755
[s]/co/tp?[/s]
>>82078950
Nice ass? That kid has the ass that will destroy the universe by its sheer perfection.
>>82088576
>implying that I don't want to think about Stan's mouth
are you dumb?
>>82092054
I'm sorry, Halkyle Jr is Pure Lantern. The ass and rakish personality of Hal with the innocence and caring of Kyle, and the combined force of their rockin' bods.
No survivors.
>>82092124
The offspring that the universe needs is the SinestroHal one. Hal's beauty, combined with cute alien features of pointy ears and pink skin? Check. The most raw willpower the universe has ever seen? Check. Hal's instincts with Sinestro's intelligence? Check.
This kid will rule us all.
>>82091733
>tfw you like twisted shit likehealthy relationships that lead to marriage,comfortable domesticity,andgrowing old together.
no kinkshaming pls
>>82092054
>>82092124
>>82092311
>Hal is such a slut, he has kids with at least 3 different men
It's like poetry.
>>82092377
They allow filth like you to live? Why can't you enjoy shitting dick nipples like normal people?
>>82074421
Cap's boobs are a miracle of the universe.
>>82087776
>>82089759
Stan looks like a caveman and has a receding hairline
>>82094423
Can't unsee human Sinestro as Mark Strong.
>>82092377
Literally go kill yourself, wanting towake up right next to the person you loveallowing yourself to be in a situationthat isn't superficial, but with pure, innocent love.Goddamned turbosluts.
>>82094423
>Korugarian Hal
muh dick
>>82064307
So, who here actually paid real money and ordered that doujinshi?
>>82092865
at fucking gif
>>82096035
Link
>>82096035
You bet your ass I did
>>82096216
http://alice-books.com/item/show/3171-9
>>82092593
I like the idea that early in his GL career Hal banged a bunch of aliens because why not and now he has a bunch of kids he doesn't know about
>>82092896
kek He can't help them Romanian genetics
>>82087776
SebStan is like an uglier Sam Winchester, of course I'd turn him down.
>>82097879
They both can be attractive with the right lighting.
Their counterparts are far more attractive tho (Chris and Dean)
>>82092896
Evans and Cavill are both receding yet they're still pretty much the official /co/ husbandos. Besides, who cares about his hairline when he's got lips like that?
>>82096487
DC could actually do a story about that. Where one of Hal's human-alien hybrid kids shows up as a member of an opposing Corps and he has to fight them.
>>82097848
God dammit Twink Kon
I just can't quit you.
>>82098201
If I want to fap to a dude's lips I'll just look at Chris Pine
>>82098210
>Sinestro collects Hal's kids, forces them into the Sinestro Corps
Custody Battle of the Century
>>82098614
>Custody Battle of the Century
>The kid ends up becoming the orange lantern with a drive to collect his own parents for himself.
>>82098201
>Evans
Nope. His hairline isn't receding, he just has than high hairline like most people with Irish genetics have.
>>82098614
Chris Pine is nice and all but his mouth lacks the flushed color and cute, pouty downturn SebStan has got going.
>>82099035
He's talked about it a few times.
http://www.eonline.com/news/245635/captain-america-star-chris-evans-talks-about-losing-his-what
>>82064307
move aside halsinestro cucks for the only ship that matters
>>82099333
>>82099501
more pure than stucky, come at me
>>82099333
Barry is too pure for Hal.
>>82099520
Hal is surely going to get him into S&M and corrupt him to death.
>>82099511
Stucky has that star-crossed/tragic romance thing going for it, though.
>>82099520
hal needs someone who will never leave him, someone who understands his lifestyle and won't try to change him, someone who can tire him out during sex & won't try to manipulative him (cause it's easy to do, he pretty dumb). barry is perfect for him
>>82099206
Personally, I would still fuck a bald Chris
>>82099829
there's some pretty tragic shit for halbarry too
>>82098614
>Chris Pine
>not Tom Hardy
anon pls. i know he's the source of bane posting now but Tom still has the best dsl in the biz right now
>>82099945
Ezra Miller might just give him a run for his money, though.
>>82099911
True but Stucky stuff just tends to tug at my heartstrings a bit more.
>>82100261
eh, i'll give u that.. especially when they have actual content being released for them :/ thought maybe could get some more halbarry content with the jl movie but.. nah.. they're not even putting gl in the movie.. making barry best bros with cyborg... sighs
>>82100317
I'm sure Vic/Barry will get plenty of shower fic/art.
>>82099945
I just don't think Hardy is attractive
>>82099848
>>82100651
He's very British looking. Not everyone is into that
>>82097052
which superboys are those?
>>82100828
90s and Young Justice
>>82100828
90s era (right) and Young Justice Era (left)
>>82099848
This
I like Hal/Sinestro a lot but Hal/Barry is like Hal's only shot at an actual healthy relationship
>>82100828
Both Kon. Second as Metroplis Kid in Young Justice, First as Superboy during his run in Teen Titans.
The black T-shirt design was popular and was also used for the Young Justice Cartoon design for that superboy.
>>82100893
90s one seemed like such a slut
>>82091669
It's really difficult find a reason to dislike Stucky, they care about each other so much.I know it's a fangirl thing, but they really do remember me of this Bryan Adams song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eT464L1YRA
>>82101091
It was the fashion at the time when metrosexuality was a thing, now people who dress like that are just flaming.
>>82098614
God, yes. If there ever was a mouth that should be in the dictionary next to "cocksucking lips", Chris Pine's is it.
Why isn't that man cast as Hal?!
>>82099712
Barry would fail in S&M so hard. He'd try, but he just isn't cut out to roughly dominate anyone. He could never really satisfy Hal's needs.
>>82101415
>Implying Hal wouldn't Dom and show him how.
>Then after showing him, tempt and tease him until he breaks and takes it for himself.
>>82101103
I like Stucky although I do hate how fangirls woobify him into being a helpless, useless, child that Steve has to feed, bathe, dress, even take to the bathroom depending the fics.
Kind of hope movie Bucky gets as stable as comic Bucky by the end of Civil War.
>>82101547
>Hal
>Dom
Hal is the ultimate sub tho, although I do see Barry satisfying his S&M needs once he gets frustrated at seeing Hal craving for it, Barry can have his wild side, he isn't that vanilla.
>>82100654
I need more of these two, dammit.
>>82101580
This whole post, yes.
>>82099520
>>82101415
Barry isn't that pure tho and he can be a green eyed monster and posessive at times (Ollie and Hal's friendship makes him crazy jealous, he really hates seeing Hal working with Sinestro, heck even Hal and Wally getting close got him riled up).
Hal is also a bit of a slut and he attracts many people and I see Barry doing anything to keep him away from anybody that he sees is trying to move on Hal, even try BDSM to please Hal so he doesn't look for it elsewhere (and I can see him doing it with some hesitation at first but later getting into it).
But yes his good quality is that he doesn’t try to take advantage of Hal and tries protecting him from that, aside from being jealous of Ollie he thinks he's toxic for Hal since Ollie is a very shitty and selfish person even if he cares for Hal. Also he thinks Ollie made Hal more insecure about things and is domineering over him, he didn’t like him that much for awhile (I really want Hal and Ollie to be friends again post-New 52, too bad Hal is kept in space nowadays).
It also just ocurred to me that if Barry is with Hal I see Thawne getting involved and even trying to fuck Hal just to get to Barry, and Thawne is a very sadistic SoB.
could someone do pros/cons for the main male Justice League members?
>>82101334
>Chris Pine eats hamburgers for breakfast
>not cast as Hal
there is no justice
>>82102247
>even Hal and Wally getting close got him riled up
This reminds me of a thought I had, Barry/Dick. You'd get some good angst over him fucking his pseudo-son's friend at least.
>>82102247
>It also just ocurred to me that if Barry is with Hal I see Thawne getting involved and even trying to fuck Hal just to get to Barry, and Thawne is a very sadistic SoB.
Oh god, do want
>>82099945
This.
>>82102247
>It also just ocurred to me that if Barry is with Hal I see Thawne getting involved and even trying to fuck Hal just to get to Barry, and Thawne is a very sadistic SoB.
>tfw this could have been Flash S2 but no
>>82101547
>Hal
>Dom
Anon... I'm not sure how to break this to you, but... Hal gets dominated by inanimate objects.
>>82101091
That's why he's so perfect.
>>82102294
The man has the hair, the lips and the ass for the role, for crying out loud! But no, they had to cast him as the other submissive US Airforce pilot.
>>82102863
Maybe it's for the best, Steve is an underrated slut too
>>82102247
Oooh now I want insanely jealous Barry losing his cool and going full speedster on Hal's ass.
