>you will never have a friend who can magically give you huge titties (or for you bros, a monster sized dong?)
Why live?
>>82030828
>Why live?
I ask myself this every day
>>82030828
I already have a monster sized dong, femanon. 1.5 inches of pure pleasure.
What book is this from?
>>82030842
Bloodspell. That's Black Canary, who's more normal sized in this book.
>>82030828
>(or for you bros, a monster sized dong
what am I supposed to do with that? jack off with two hands while a girl is shaking her head telling me it's never going to fit in?
>>82030828
I'll take the huge titties
>>82030828
stsaerb worg egral
If that's not auctualy zatanna I'm going to look like a retard
>>82030863
I... I don't know! I was trying to figure out the guy equivalent!
Besides, big titties are only good for the eyes. They kill your back and look like shit past 35.
>>82030889
Incorrect, they are also great for lickin on amd suckin.
>>82030889
Just femanon to femanon, holy shit, don't you watch what you put in there?
You want it actually be able to go in and out. Size matters not if they know their shit.
>>82030926
I'd take a guy with an Ant-Man sized package with the hands of pre-accident Stephen Strange over a Hulk sized "buttfuck in the pussy"-tier abomination.
>>82030889
Big tits feel good for the hands, and mouth, and you can put a cock between them. Sucks for the owners back, but the partner will be delighted.
>>82030828
Not true at all.
Having sex with my wife expands my penis by 400% and while she is carrying a child in her womb, her breasts expand by 200%.
>>82030953
>Ant-Man sized package
>>82030953
Four Marvel references in a single sentence? You should be on Agents of SHIELD.
>>82030828
While size is a turn on, men care a lot more about shape (as long as your at least a B unles they have a perflat fetish). Men are also a much more understanding about size, and how there's nothing you can do about it. While having a girlfriend with both big and beautiful boobs can be a huge turn on, if she's mentally or physically hurt by her size it'll bring a lot more negative to the relationship than positive.
Shape is a different issue, men can get hung up on disproportionate or unpleasing shape.
It would be awesome if they invent something that can make a girl a J-cup for a night or a guy have a 10 inch dong for a night. Both of those things are something you'd like to have in your bed at least once, but not something you'd like to deal with daily.
>>82031391
Ugly boobies even if they're big is a huge turn off. Nice looking boobies even if they're small are much preferable. Shape/Looks > Size.
>>82030889
Mac looks good in galsses
>>82031391
>men
Stop using "they" for your all your arguments you fucking idiot. "You think", not "they think." Jesus fucking christ.
>>82031497
Did that just trigger your autism or do you have an actual point? Because I don't know a single male for whom my assertion would be incorrect.
>>82031428
True that.
>>82030836
Have a motivational Godzilla
>>82031552
Just stop talking, dumbass and look up what a fallacy is.
>>82031627
OK, you're officially an autist. This isn't a discussion about anything important even by /co/ standards. I haven't conducted a poll with a large sample of demographics to be able to make that statement reputable. But trough a lifetime of interaction with other males, I can make it with some amount of credibility. So unless you have large amounts of anecdotal evidence to the contrary, I don't get what your problem is. Shape>size.
>>82031894
Fallacies aside, I just don't like people who speak for me or other individuals they don't know. They also come across to me as insecure individuals and I just feel like people should speak their minds and not hide behind "them".
>>82031998
See, only an autist would assume that I literally speak for all men and only a double autist would start an argument about it if he doesn't even disagree to begin with.
>>82032040
See, only an autist would assume that I literally speak for all men and only a double autist would start an argument about it if he doesn't even disagree to begin with.
So, the people who disagree with you are autists? I think I just hit the nail on the head when I said you shouldn't be so insecure and hide behind the majority and that's you keep using your buzzword.
>>82032128
>can't even grentext
>implying I'm insecure to state my opinion on boobs on an anonymous board
>implying I'm using "autist" as a buzzword rather than being convinced you actually suffer from autism
>>82030842
>I already have a monster sized dong, femanon. 1.5 inches of pure pleasure.
Honestly, it's not really the length that matters (unless you're under 3 inches) but girth. A thick cock is a lot nicer than a long, thin one.
>>82030859
... Zatanna's sentance structure isn't supposed to be reversed
>>82032242
Just try a little harder next time, ok.
>>82032247
how do you measure it?
circumference or just pure thick from edge to edge?
I'm a hips and lips kinds of man myself.
Too bad only Latino women fill that bill. Thank God for Chel.
>>82031608
Oh, Godzilla. The problem isn't that to keep going is hard. It's not. It's the easiest thing there is. The problem is that finding a REASON to keep going is hard.
>>82031391
As a guy, I can confirm that well shaped small tits>ugly huge tits.
>>82032775
I know a guy thay loves those shitty looking huge balloon tit implants. I can't comprehend the attraction, but that's what floats his boat
>>82032397
With a tape measure you silly billy!
>>82032280
Why don't you write a little cheat sheet with all these details for every character you know, and post them someplace super important like 4chan?
>>82032888
I think it's psychological. Implants are very similar in attraction to corruption and/or bombofication along with tattoos, piercings, silicone lips, bleached hair, etc.
>>82030889
>body part
>doesn't matter beyond looking masculine while clothed
>only like 1/2 the girls even like them
>guys obsess over it too much
>get sold crap and lies because of insecurity
>drugs and surgery
Muscles, for sure.
Also >They kill your back
Only if you're fat and lazy both. The amount of exercise it takes to make your huge back muscles > boob weight is tiny. Seriously, even 10lb of boob is nothing to those muscles. You can do it with little dumbells. You can even stay fat if you want. Basically anything that improves your posture helps you sling mammary meat. RTFM, tata for now.
>>82033462
>only fifty-two of those
>52
>or for you bros, a monster sized dong?
OP, you know nothing of Zatanta. One of her favorite things to do is turn guys into busty ladies. She has done it to boyfriends in the past and she did it do her stage hand Mikey and just left him that way.
>>82033971
Need some pics for that
>>82033971
She left Mikey like that because Mikey told Zatanna that he/she would kill him/herself if he/she returned to normal
>>82033971
hen will they realize what the readers want and just make Wondy about femdom and bondage and Zatana about TF and TG.
>>82033971
pics. NOW
I would love being a shapeshifter or to change gender at will. I hope it wouldn't be painful though. Maybe all those doujins where the person is transforming and producing some ecstatic hormone could be true and I could get off to it.
>>82032397
You measure by circumference, from the middle of the shaft. Easiest way to do it usually is to get some string, wrap it around, then measure the string with a ruler.
I got a sketched copy of that when the artist, Joe Quinones, came to a local shop.
