Because there's still lots to discuss, such as how everything about Vriska is iredeemably evil in every single way.
also daverose
>>82006024
Was sunk since Dave's introduction
>>82006051
let me live
>>82006060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJWO4WaQh_Y
i've been listening to Black on loop and it kicks ass
is it just me or is radiation's music work on this comic much better than in undertale et al
>>82006087
how do i live without daverose
First for Newreader a shit, but at least he's less shit than the ending.
>>82005969
Why do vriska's armpits smell so bad?
>>82006109
i do not like newreader
>>82005969
Vriska isn't evil. She's worse than that. She's banal. Boring. Overused like a torn rag. She became a narrative crutch that Hussie used over, and over, and over, and over, until her joke of being the 'Thief of Light' became a legitimately pitiful and exhausting thing to deal with. Hussie let so many characters starve and die that never should have existed while she just kept coming BACK.
She was a legit fun to hate character who just got overused into paper-thin oblivion, because Hussie is a really really bad writer.
>>82006115
her odor reflects her soul
>>82006060
You'll die alongside Daverezi.
>>82006142
>Overused like a torn rag
>>82006106
Both were good. The music he did for both had their own theme and style and strengths, and I think he's a great musician in this field. I hope he moves on to a bigger music career thanks to his success with Undertale, and I am so fucking happy that he has the integrity to let Undertale stand as it is. No merch, no sequels, no DLC, no dwelling on it. He did it, done, next project. I fucking RESPECT that.
>>82006109
>>82006139
It's fun to read through someone new, just to hear the crazy interpretations. Kind of like the guy who read Homestuck high, and thought LE was Hussie's neglected imaginary friend.
>>82006115
If you think you're both perfect and the best at everything you probably think deoderant or perfume are just downgrades from your naturally superior funk.
>>82006211
At this point I wish I had experienced everything after Act 4 while high out of my fucking gourd. It would have made for an actually interesting story.
>>82006211
>read Homestuck high, and thought LE was Hussie's neglected imaginary friend
this sounds like the good stuff
do you have a link or an archive
>>82006243
>every troll blood color has its own inexplicably pleasant smell to other races when they get nasty and sweaty
>for reasons we'll never know Vriska smells like cinnamon
>>82006115
If Vriska, a stereotypical tabletop gamer girl who loves winning more than cock (not like she can get any), was drawn accurately she would look like this.
>>82006115
I was also going to post this.
But really, all the trolls are feral adolescents with some weird bodily function that gushes enough bodily fluids to fill a bucket when sexually aroused or angry, which also counts as arousal.
They probably smell the worst.
>>82006211
High on what? Weed doesn't make you that retarded and I can't even imagine trying to read while on shrooms or acid.
>>82006243
I wonder what comes out when you milk Vriska's huge canon funbags. Is it poison? Is it liquid luck? Would Vriska tell you it's one even if it was the other?
>>82006211
In a way they were right all along.
>>82006317
She's a violent overachiever though. She'd totally starve herself and thrash around until she was shaking and gross skinny like a beaten chihuahua. Dumb stick nerd.
>>82006211
I thought you meant a Homestuck Highschool au for a second.
>>82006361
You've clearly never taken enough weed.
>All these retards saying it's all downhill after Act 4
>Saying the B2's are better than the trolls.
I know you guys are salty about the end, but I didn't know you were all this retarded
>>82006183
meanwhile hiveswap and homestuck 2.0
>>82006407
>Vriska
>anything but a colossal balloon that puts forehead fat girl to shame
LONG LIVE KING KARKAT
>>82006441
I didn't like the B2s either, cocklunch. Roxy was literally the only one trying to pull any kind of narrative weight and personality.
>>82006369
Are Vriska nipples like her eyes?
Because that's fucking gross.
>>82006441
the alpha kids are arguably worse since they're universally bland and their portion of the story is an even larger crawl than hivebent.
>>82006441
it went downhill with the trolls, then it flew off the mountain and got splatted like a tomato come act 6
>>82006485
>it went downhill with the trolls
wrong. act 5.2 has the funniest parts in it numbnuts
>>82006479
>Light players all have nipples and aureola shaped like the Light symbol
>People here reading and being autistic about DDoAt
>Nobody fucking read something actually good like Heartstuck
>>82006477
>>82006481
>>82006441
>Roxy and Dirk
>Bad
??????????????????????
Actually fuck it
>Jake
>Bad and not just "okay"
>>82006051
On my first readthrough I liked daverose
Second time around davejade was way better knowing what was coming
>>82006515
i don't remember shit pham this story was a waste of time. just move on people.
>>82006526
Do you have a fucking nutsack in your eyes, did you read
I said Roxy was fine
Dirk was an obnoxious asshole with none of Dave's charm and a bunch of dull romantic bullshit that went nowhere
>>82006526
>male rose and female dave
>good
>>82006437
Weed can make you hallucinate in high enough doses, weed can make you extremely paranoid in high enough doses, weed can even induce a panic attack if you're genetically predetermined to have them. Weed cannot make you stupid enough to think a big green mobster monster is Hussie's old, neglected friend unless you're going off of just the panels alone.
>>82006565
yeah this
act 5.2 was trash just like the rest
>>82006526
Roxy is the only good thing out of the B2's. At least more than 1/4 of the trolls were good
FUCK VRISKA
LET'S TALK ABOUT BEST BOY
>>82006571
>male rose
>bad
>>82006463
>Your son fucking disgusts me.
>I weep tears of lard into a bucket of chicken.
When will we ever get this Huss back?
>>82006521
I forgot Vriska was a light player.
Because she certainly isn't a LIGHT player.
Fat bitch.
>>82006369
Hussie said troll breasts are acid sacs used in combat. He was probably joking, but it's there if you want it.
>>82006479
That would be hot, actually. Areolas sometimes have distinct, notable bumps around them.
>>82006165
wow I wasn't even doing anything and you come at me like this
>>82006584
>Weed can make you hallucinate in high enough doses
>Weed cannot make you stupid enough to think a big green mobster monster is Hussie's old, neglected friend
Also no it doesn't make you do that. It makes you so far out when you're high enough that your brain is firing all kinds of fucked up weird ideas, you cross the streams, lose track of time and thought, and start to come up with insane ideas. It's perfectly likely some dumbass who was that cooked would come up with that idea while trying to read. Being super high is a lot like being super drunk in a way, your perceptions get all kinds of wacked out and fuzzed. Especially on a huge amount of edibles, which is different from just smoking the stuff.
>>82006178
Are rags sexual now? Is this like the new "bucket" thing?
>>82006142
Damn good point.
Why did Dirk get assigned Yaldabaoth but Vriska didn't?
>>82006712
glub glub SHRUG
>>82006653
And you'll die alongside AR/Living
how can anyone dislike vriska in any way
>>82006625
Maybe he made the ending so shitty because he wanted to drive away all the fans he has left. With no army of tumblrites beating down his neck he'll get to be as offensive and racist as he wants for Homestuck 2.
>>82006712
because andrew didn't create yaldabaoth yet.
>>82006691
No, it's an old thing that isn't at all literal.
When you hear "cum dumpster" do you think of an oversized waste receptacle filled with genetic material? No, you think ofTerezi.
>>82006738
I dislike her horrible body odor and sweaty fat flaps.
>>82006733
You're one weird kid.
>>82006738
She's subhuman in every way except stonk.
>>82006738
Is your namefag gimmick having shitty taste?
>>82006515
Mixed in with mountains of garbage, while 1-4 ranges from good to amazing.
>>82006545
That's because Dave/Jade was always going to be endgame
Let's talk about character who could canonically beat Vriska in a fight
>>82006783
man the comic used to have such color and personality
>>82006811
>mountains
nah
>>82006753
>When you hear "cum dumpster" do you think of an oversized waste receptacle filled with genetic material?Yes? Seriously, am I the only one who does this?
>>82006811
What mountains of garbage?
>>82006828
Aradia a best. There's not much else to really say.
>>82006828
Based Ara
>>82006801
isn't that every namefag's gimmick?
Won't somebody just straight-up beat Hussie's ass, the way John gave Caliborn a smackdown? He's fucking earned it at this point. All the time and talent and potential he fucking wasted. All the hubris. All the Vriska. He needs a good decking.
>>82006840
Moons? Planets? Which would you prefer?
>>82006828
she'd canonically beat Vriska in bed
that Vriska didn't become Aradia's fukgirl is a true crime
>>82006783
I love that the imps obeyed him because he spoke to them like an adult.
>>82006755
her fat is disturbing but as with the rest of act 7 I choose to believe it never happened
>>82006753
Except cum dumpster has the word cum in it, and old rag is just... old rag.
>>82006783
The beginning parts of Act 5.2 were so hyped back in the day.
>>82006873
>a teen didn't like my story so he came and beat me up.
Hussie went into hiding, bro. Photoshopped biceps or not.
http://orig05.deviantart.net/6926/f/2010/207/3/b/rule_63_kicks_ass_by_kompepperochu.jpg hot lady Crowbar (boobs warning)
>>82006881
Is there any good Aradia/Vriska out there?
>>82006667
Being high is practically nothing like being drunk, the only similarities are a weakened control over your own body and an altered mood. It's not normal for your intelligence to simply drop just because you're high as balls.
>>82006828
John can take her down in one punch, and never even took damage in his battle against Jack - he would have kicked his ass right then and there if PM hadn't interrupted.
>>82006783
She's the 8est, anon
I'm just going to assume anyone who doesn't like her is a tavrosfag
>>82006939
no.
The greatest tragedy in Homestuck was the tearing of Caliborn's cape. Who else here appreciates capes? What are some of the best you've seen? Dualscar gets props.
>>82006961
davevriska is so fuckin good. i just wish she would've been the one to start trolling him instead of terezi
>>82006889
Does that mean that every time you kill an imp you're murdering a child?
>>82006873
>A TEEN DIDN'T LIKE THE DIRECTION OF MY STORY, SO HE CAME AND BEAT ME UP.
>THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
>AND BEAR IN MIND THAT ONE TIME, MY KICKSTARTER WAS BITTEN OFF. AND I TRAGICALLY LOST A FATHER TO MURDER.
>>82006945
>Kanaya punches vriska
>knocks her to the ground, still conscious
>John punches Vriska
>sends her flying for several panels and rendering he unconscious
>>82006876
molehills.
>>82007003
Caliborn feels really petty and kind of pathetic when you start seeing it as Hussie's unironic self-insert
>>82007003
Holy shit
Why did this not register until now
>>82006996
Well they did technically come into existence the instant your first player entered the game, so yes.
>>82006142
This.
Vriska's arc remained barely decent after she died (can't believe I'm typing this), but from the retcons onward she stopped being a character and became a tool, a wrench, all shiny and chrome and flawless.
A device reduced to one purpose: fixing the timeline, just like how Aranea's sole point had been to ruin the timeline before Game Over.
In the end, Hussie's nonsensical writing did her a disservice almost as glaring as it did to the rest of the cast. She's just another victim to the Rush to Act Seven.
And from a meta standpoint that would have almost been a hilarious fate if it hadn't resulted in this abomination of an ending.
May the God of writers have mercy on Hussie's stained soul.
Characters who deserve to enter the new universe:
John
Rose
Dave
Jade
Casey
WV
PM
Terezi
Kanaya
Aradia
Sollux
Jane
Roxy
Dirk
Jake
Dad
The Felt
Honorable mention: Aimless Renegade
Anyone I forgot?
>>82007003
>>82006945
I wonder how long it took Vriska to recover her confidence after that. I can imagine she was on her best behavior for like a year just out of fear that John would appear out of nowhere to dunk her face in again, like some cosmic arbiter of justice.
>>82006992
Dave's a bigger weenie than John is. He wouldn't have played along wit Vriska, nor would he have the same gung-ho attitude about being the hero.
>>82007018
It's the mangrit in action.
>>82007058Vriska
>>82007027
We already have a frog the size of the universe, so I guess a mole that could make hills the size of Act 5's garbage isn't too farfetched.
>>82007058
yeah ms.paint and spades slick
his death was so fucking painful and cheap
>>82007003
This makes too much sense to not be true. Of course Caliborn would be the best character in Homestuck when he's another self-insert of the best writer in Homestuck.
>YOU (I) PRODUCE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE OF THE SLAUGHTERED MALE BODY. HE IS INDEED DEAD. AND WILL STAY DEAD FOR THE WHOLE STORY. ONLY HIS GHOST WILL SHOW UP NOW AND THEN. IN A BLURRY FLASH OF LIGHT. TO HAUNT ME PERIODICALLY THROUGHOUT HISTORY. (BUT I WILL SAY MORE ABOUT THAT LATER.)
guess we never got any follow up to that.
>>82006565
>>82006593
Why are you here?
Just how autistic are you?
>>82007032
Caliborn isn't Hussie, he's the pre-Hivebent fanbase the way Calliope is the post-Hivebent fanbase.
>>82007076
Write it.
>>82007115
I thought like
I thought Slick was personal to Hussie, he was like the oldest dude there and had so much built up for him and he just poofed
>>82007076
I think that would be one of the only good alive-Vriska epilogues, being punched out of thin air every time she tries to be evil.
>>82007134
Yeah I don't believe that bullshit
Caliborn is Hussie's lame mouthpiece
Reminder that John beat up a 12 year old with learning disabilities because he was drawing stuff John didn't like.
>>82006905
Well, the gentleman posting the lewd-sign photo may be injecting the words into sexual connotations, likening Vriska to an Overused Cumrag. Brimming with the odors of dried out semen and male musk, perhaps she has been reduced into this state in a Doomed Timeline where LE was not defeated by the Juju, and he saw fit to use her as a living condom to just expel into over and over.Why aren't there enough Bad End EroFics?
>>82006992
an anon promised me a davevris and never delivered
I'm mad and disappointed
>>82007104
>le the best part of the comic is shit meme.
I love this meme.
>>82007181
John's a bit of a cunt
>>82007185
holy shit I remember this
God I almost miss Scratch being a creepy rape puppet to Rose
>>82007181
John is truly an inspiration to us all.
>>82007185
>>82007218
Reminder that Doc Scratch is canonically four feet tall
>>82007086
he definitely would have played along with vriska what are you talking about
hed just be annoying as fuck and do the same shit he did with tavros and then theyd start playing mind games with each other
or vriska would try and play mind games with dave but then dave would just not give a shit and vriska would think that was <3< hot
>>82007222
HOLY SHIT
John "put a mag in the fag" Egbert beat up Caliborn because of the Davekat he drew.
>>82005969
zat wings or armpit stank
>>82006712
Because outside of her 8^8 roll, light stuff, and manipulation she's not that strong.
She's weak as shit on her own.
Why did Hussie make Bro abusive?
>>82007172
Calliope is the good innocent little fan who loves everything the comic throws at her and her greatest sin is writing dumb fanfiction. Caliborn is jealous idiot who can't draw and destroys the world.
>>82007134
So let me get this straight, Caliborn is a personification of the good side of the fanbase that cares about the actual story and plot development while Calliope is the shitty more artistic side of the fanbase that only cares about shipping? Is that what I'm getting here? Because Hussie sure fucked up by not making a single joke referencing this duality during the ending.
[Spoiler]Unless of course the Homestuck anime t. Caliborn ends up being the real twist.[/Spoiler]
>>82007298
To pander to that one section of Tumblr.
You know the one.
DUDE TOXIC MASCULINITY LMAO
>>82007298
Genuinely, 100% serious, who fucking knows. His dad was probably a nasty asshole, I seen enough of those kind of dudes growing up in the same area. I don't know. It was weird, awkward, forced, and kind of gross, and nobody fucking asked.
>>82007218
It seems like every character who started off cool and dangerous eventually became a joke
Scratch started as a child molester and ended up as a puppet for Hussie to slap around
Terezi started as a cold blooded childkiller and ended up a receptacle for clown dick
Karkat started as an interesting and flawed character and ended up as a cumdumpster
>>82007328
You're not supposed to capitalize the s in spoiler.
Also, what does t. Mean?
>>82007289
Stank of the most putrid caliber.
>>82007295
>without all the things that make her strong she's not strong
the best part is that even then you're wrong
>>82007298
he always was
why is this suddenly some kind of problem, he was still cool
>>82007370
>Karkat a Cumdumpster
>Implying Dave wouldn't be a Power Bottom if DaveKat were canon.
>>82007181
He was an insane alien.
It was just the right thing to do, okay?
>>82007370
>Scratch started as a child molester
Did you read too many fics?
>>82007298
he wanted to ruin everything we ever liked about the comic so it would hurt less when the ending sucked
>>82005132
I don't think typewriters work like that
>>82005492
Cool neat
>>82007298
Wasn't Bro always kind of a dick? I mean all Dave did when he showed up was get trolled all over the place by Bro.
>>82007415
Didn't you hear? Trolls have a hole specifically for human dicks
>>82007298
He was always an asshole and Dave always had problems with him, it just wasn't as obvious.
>>82007058
Maybe Meenah and ARquius.
Also both versions of Tavros. Dude has earned his happy ending (more like his not-completely-horrible ending).
>>82007298
The question is not why he made Bro abusive. The question is why he acknowledged it as abusive while completely ignoring every other abusive relationship in the comic, now THAT's unjustifiable.
>>82007412
no the implication is that Bro was not cool and was a bad, bad person
After an ENTIRE COMIC of Hussie noselling shit, of the kids shrugging at the end of the world and horrific death and pain, suddenly we take Bro's shit at face value and he's abusive and Dave is reeling from it? the fuck?
complete fucking tonal dissonance
>>82007181
Caliborn seriously never did anything wrong
He's a perfect angel and you can't name one bad thing he's ever done
>>82007379
Caliborn 1 v 1'd yaldy with only the crowbar, and Dirk naturally has all of his "Nothing personal kid..." bullshit and a silver tongue.
Vriska has to cheat and manipulate to get fucking anywhere, and if she had to fight Yogurtboner she'd get fucking curbstomped before she could Roll and wouldn't sit still for 2 seconds to talk and the trolls never would've finished their session.
If anyone, I'd say Equius would wind up with Yaldy since he's brutal as fuck and a goddamn genius.
>>82007328
>So let me get this straight, Caliborn is a personification of the good side of the fanbase that cares about the actual story and plot development while Calliope is the shitty more artistic side of the fanbase that only cares about shipping?
Sort of. Think of it from Hussie's perspective. As gas as he's concerned, the Pre-Hivebent never understood his vision for what Homestuck actually was, and whenever people complained about stuff like shipping charts he went out of his way to antagonize them. The tumblr fanbase meanwhile lapped it up and fed his ego the whole time, making them the "better" fanbase in his eyes. If you reread their material while they're both still stuck in the room it is really obvious.
>>82007448
Did you miss the way he raised the Handmaid? The implication was clearly that he was diddling her. Same with the way he talked to Rose when they first met.
>>82007298
In like Act 2? That's so long ago Hussie probably doesn't even remember the reason.
>>82007415
Good thing it isn't canon
>>82007343
hussie's dad taught him everything he knew about art, family
>>82007372
I don't know the exact definition of it or what it stands for but I've seen people use it in context as a citation. Like Homestuck is a Modern Creation Myth t. Hussie. Get it?
Also when did they change the way spoilers work? I don't post on my phone often but I do remember spoiler auto-capitalization never being an issue.
>>82007476
>you are supposed to agree with what a character says
>>82007477
meant to quote >>82007442
>Karkat really has been reduced to a shitty girlfriend character
GIVE ME A FUCKING MAG
I AM GOING TO FUCKING MERCYKILL HIS ASS
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
>>82007477
>you can't name one bad thing he's ever done
He drew Davekat that one time
Then again, it was amazing.
>>82007525
>reduced
>the guy who cried when he got stabbed, reads romance novels and watches dane cook
>>82006289
Finally found it - shit's hilarious
>>82007505
And Hussie gave up art after his dad died. Makes you think.
>>82007506
It basically means "yours truly".
>>82007474
>Meenah
She is a fucking monster who bullied Damara into insanity.
>ARquius and GCTavsprite
Sprites cease to exist when they win the game.
>(Tavros)
He will be celebrated as the hero of the dreambubbles or sucked into the black hole.
>>82007557
>the guy who cried when he got stabbed
So, dear anon, what's the proper response to getting fucking shanked?
>>82007557
Karkat used to be so fun and cool as a character. It was so funny to find out what a dweeb he really was, but we all wanted him to become a Knight and Troll Jesus or whatever and do something amazing to prove his mutant blood belonged. Dude was a complete fucking narrative casualty.
>>82007477
Killed (useless) ghosts (that shouldn't even exist because Feferi is a dumb bitch). HAH, GOT YOU NOW!
>>82007525
NO HIS TIME JUST HASN'T COME YET
LEAVE THE POOR FUCK ALONE
>>82005969
Scale of 1 to 10, how bad do those pits stink?
>>82007525
Anon, he's literally NOBODY'S GIRLFRIEND. The World Karkat Center was an inside job, he was designed from the ground-up to have two aspects, anger and relationship issues, that both resolved into being nothing at all, leaving a hollow shell, that I guess a metaphorical airplane flies into because I forgot where I was going with this.
>>82007576
>He was seriously worried about them burning up when the oil sea caught fire.
Every time.
>>82007490
The implication was that he was giving her a stern training regimen just like in a boarding school you dumbass. Stop thinking with your sick dick.
>>82007613
That wasn't Caliborn, that was Lord English, who is an amalgamation of several different people, so it's impossible to fault any of the individuals that make up his personality for his actions.
>>82007298
Bro was always abusive. The better question is to ask why hussie took an obviously outrageous story element and made it serious and "realisitc".
>>82007608
Damara was a crazy slut. She went insane because she wasn't getting hourly injections of troll dick.
>>82007476
We aren't Dave you stupid piece of shit. You're not supposed to have to agree with him. Bro was badass and trained Dave to beat Sburb and LE, but he could still be considered abusive to Dave and he wanted to get that off his chest with Dirk.
Characters aren't fucking mouthpieces for you to be forced to accepting their viewpoints, they are fucking victims characters. Take your head out of your ass and stop playing the victim like Hussie is bullying you or some shit.
Goddamn, between this and people thinking Vriska is presented as a benevolent hero, HSG is full of retards more than usual today.
>>82007640
yeah I find it hilarious Hussie was too much of a fucking coward to even confirm a single stupid shitty ship
It was hilarious to see it left ambiguous, who cares who ends up with who, just confirm it and commit you loser
>>82007576
>That's
>
>Huh
>>82007576
>black green hole
funniest goddamn thing I ever read
>>82007684
Homestuck sucks, the characters are trash, and Hussie is a bad writer
>>82007453
What the fuck is vision 8-fold?
Why not just say its a cyber eye with fucking xrays
>>82007687
Rosemary was pretty fucking unambiguous
>>82007687
>Karkat
>deserving to be in any ship
>>82007701
I mean, in retrospect I guess I can see how someone might interpret the events as going that way. Somehow.
>>82007684
Remember when Dad brutally assaulted John with cakes? I hope this incredibly serious plot point is addressed in the epilogue and John/Jane are taken far away from their abusive lives.
>>82007721
HUE
>>82007721
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagic troll PSI and aspect powers wooooooooooooooo
>>82007721
out of all the dumbass names in this fucking comic, THAT is what gets you
>>82007721
Her left eye has seven pupils
This is magic somehow
>>82007453
hey liveblogger, you're back
how do you like ol' cueball head here
>>82007702
Haha yeah... Hussie wouldn't go so far as to make a black green hole, right...?
>>82007636
Do you even have to ask?
8,000
>>82007721
Uh
Anon
She has7 pupils in her left eye
>>82007721
I told you to stop fucking reading and leave on the high
You didn't listen and now you pay the goddamn price ENJOY TROLLS FOREVER, ASSHOLE
>>82007687
We'll probably get more confirmation of everything that isn't davekat at the epilogue
>>82007608
>Sprites cease to exist when they win the game.
Still not confirmed. Especially since there's Arquius inexplicably popping up in the far future.
>>82007576
FUCK, WE NEVER LEARNED WHY KANAYA GLOWED OR WHAT DOC HAD TO DO WITH HER WHEN SHE WAS A CHILD
Motherfucker, it was all just written off as "lol just jade bloods" wasn't it
Did Act 7 lobotomize a good chunk of you guys or something
>>82007817
Wasn't ARquius on LoTaK when the black hole happened?
>>82007482
It was probably Gamzee who fought him
Its still unclear if Gamzee is even god tier and he still stands
>>82007760
>>82007684
more, remember when John beat his father with a hammer and rose stabbed her mom with sewing needles?
>>82007831
Yes.
>>82007837
Yes.
>>82006317
>implying I don't like fatvris better than canon vris
>>82007831
Yeah. Jadebloods have their powers to help them be better babysitters
>>82007837
I'd say it finally confirmed what a lot of us suspected and feared since Act 5, and that's Homestuck is shit
>>82007608
>Sprites cease to exist when they win the game.
Complete bullshit, nothing said in the comic (or even out of it) supports this.
>>82007770
>This is magic somehow
it's not, rose has the same shit, remember? It's because of the light aspect
>>82007831
The Kanaya glowing was just jade blood stuff. The Dolorosa and Porrim had the same ability.
>>82007831
>WE NEVER LEARNED WHY KANAYA GLOWED
She was a Rainbow Drinker an awakened Jadeblood.
They never stated what the purpose of it was, though.
>WHAT DOC HAD TO DO WITH HER WHEN SHE WAS A CHILD
I thought he woke her dreamself up?
>>82007859
>STRIFE flashes are equatable with hidden cameras and fridges full of swords your whole
childhood
try again
Where's Sollux
>>82007851
Wasn't he fucking shit up with Dad at the time.
>>82007765
Its really stupid
>>82007775
Kind of a cheeky cunt, absolutely #savage, very well dressed, also related to the intermission stuff which was one of the high points of the comic for me.I want him to reveal my dark void if ya catch my meaning
>>82007721
>>82007721
>complaining about Hussie's beautiful way with words
Get out, that's one of the best aspects of the comic.
I JUST REALIZED THAT JOHN CHANGING HIS PESTERCHUM HANDLE FROM GT TO EB HAD NO SIGNIFICANCE
FUUUUCK
>>82007885
Rose is a Seer though. Vriska's a Thief.
>>82005969
this shits over and you fucks are still discussing it over and over and over
there needs to be a generals board like /vg/, to keep cancer like this out of the catalog
fuckin autists
>>82007899
>STRIFE flashes are equatable with hidden cameras and fridges full of swords your whole childhood
Yes.
>>82007899
it's call tonal dissonance stupidass, Hussie was fucking dumb and weird for making Bro abusive and having the story call it out at the very goddamn end
>>82007636
>>82007787
More like 8^yWhere Y=8 Hee hee.
>>82007837
Late Act 6 basically lobotomized the characters into obedient sacks of drool. Act 7 kicked them out of the hospital and Dr Hussie probably thinks they're perfectly sane. Of course can't find the part of our brains that should help us calm down.
>>82007298
To make Dave stronger
>>82007899
>things that happened in the comic aren't equatable with things that happened in the comic
>>82007920
You saying you want to be fucked by Doc Scratch? I'd imagine that would be a bit awkward.
>>82007923
Yes it did.
By interrupting the GTAC sequence of names, Terezi (at Karkat's behest), caused the sequence to be broken. It's metaphorical for the cancer that was given to the universe.
>>82007899
>fridges full of swords
how many pastries do you think were in john's fridge
how much alcohol was in rose's
>>82007923
>guy who breaks the order of the DNA command
Yeah that's not significant to anything later on or anything.
>>82007885
>rose has the same shit
I can't remember Rose having vision eightfold
>>82007863
>>82007875
>>82007888
Having Jade Bloods glow to operate in the dark caverns make sense, I guess, albeit that sounds like a cop-out since she only glowed after getting "killed".
Did Doc wake up her dreamself? I thought he visted her periodically for some reason, and waking her up so early wouldn't seem to have any benefits.
>>82007923
What do you mean? Yes it did. Read the comic.
>>82007920
>I want him to reveal my dark void if ya catch my meaning
Each dark pocket, in time, will be filled.
Also notice something peculiar about that green static/energy? Or has it already been explained?
>>82007899
Oh, it magically stops being abusive when the strife flash comes up? I wonder why Jade mentions feeding Bec is difficult now that we know strifes don't count.
>>82007608
Meenah kind of acknowledges that she was a shitty friend, but fair enough, she hasn't really done anything to redeem herself except go after the big bad.
Also, supposing the kids enter the universe BEFORE traveling to the Masterpiece, ARquius will have survived until then, and by extension other sprites. So GCATavros is probably not dead (but maybe he should be. Someone needs to end his suffering.)
>>82007576
>Scratch traveled through Kanaya's computer and possessed her, so she's turning into him, that's why she turned whiteI'm stealing that idea
>>82007923
It was to stop getting trolled
@82007934
Thats like saying no one is allowed to read or talk about the Killing Joke, Kill yourself my dude
>>82007984
It the same as Becs deal yeah, he said something about First guardians raising people,
>>82007920
He's like 4 feet tall.
>>82007973
>and waking her up so early wouldn't seem to have any benefits.
She could see the clouds
What was Doc Scratch?
AND A SCALEMATE HANGING FROM A ____
>>82007899
Hidden cameras are pretty fucking normal for a house with children in it. The swords in the fridge were just a joke Hussie decided to take literally.
>>82007831
>OR WHAT DOC HAD TO DO WITH HER WHEN SHE WAS A CHILD
See >>82007490 >>82007370
>>82008024
FIIIIIVE FUCKAASSSEESSS
>>82007920
you're years and years and years and
>YEARS
late but yeah we all wanted Scratch to diddle us stupid the little creep
>>82008011
Nothing but a puppet.Okay a FEW other components
>>82007945
yeah characters talking about shit they've held down was VERY tonally different than the rest of Act 6 huh?
we get it fagboi you don't like act 6 you wanna run it by me again?
>>82008011
an excellent host
>>82008006
No, damn it, he's not. He's taller than Slick by a wide margin, and Slick is shown directly next to the kids.
Hell, he's even shown as a baby, so it's not like he was born a 4 foot tall puppet. He grew. He's a man. A sexy, sexy cueball headed man.
>>82007920
>>82008005
HAHA GET FUCKED CUNT
>>82007684
>people who don't realise vriska did nothing wrong are retarded
called 8
>>82008011Lil' Cal featuring Caliborn, ARquiussprite, and Gamzee/2 along with some genetic sequence
>>82008029
Did getting raped by a puppet man turn her gay?
>letting Karkat enter the new universe
>he is the living embodiment of cancer
What could possibly go wrong?
>>82008056
He's canonically 13 years old
LOL SPOILER
>>82008057
It's good to know that the new reader hates Vriska as much as they should.