Does the Punisher ever masturbate?
>>81979395
Does he look like the fucking type to fap?
>>81979395
I think there was one issue that showed the inside of his van and there were a bunch of porn mags on the floor.
>>81979424
Tactical masturbation. It reduces stress and increases overall Franking performance.
>>81979489
would you read a "cute" Frank story? As in a story where frank gets tricked into going on a date?
>>81979640
Isn't Frank's motivator his dead family?
>>81979664
already happened
>>81979664
Holy fuck yes. Frank doing cute shit warms my heart like nothing else.
>>81979395
So the context for the op pic is that some guy decides to dig up and piss on the castle family, but it had to have been like a mind control or shape shifter scenario right? Or like Die Hard 2 or something? There's no way even the ballsiest crime boss would kick at frank Right?
>>81979733
Context?
>>81979756
Nah. He was just a dumb fuck
>>81979756
NICKY FUCKING CAVELLA
Criminals in the MAX universe are just clinically retarded
>>81979756
Nope, he actually did it, the absolute madman.But in the end it only got him a little more pain than most.
>>81979563
>>81979395
Outisde of this >>81979489 >>81979563 or times when he actually get laid like with O'Brien, Frank just visits a hooker. It's a purely physical thing for him, he has no emotional investment whatsoever. It's just greasing the gears to him, a physical function he needs to fulfill like eating or sleeping, he takes no more enjoyment in it than that. It's necessary for him to keep Punishing people, so he does it.
>>81979664
Those Ennis stories with Elektra and Painkiller Jane kind of had that.
>>81979489
It was an issue of the Remender run.
Would Frank fuck men if it meant it got him close enough to Frank a criminal? Would he pose as a rent boy?
Frank hasnt popped a boner since his family died
>>81981601
But he's had sex multiple times since then.
>>81981574
He's 6'3 and weighs over two hundred pounds, most of it muscle, how the fuck could he EVER pass for a rent boy?I mean he'd still do it, but it's not going to work.
>>81981959
Anon, go on rentmen dot com for five seconds and you can see how untrue that is.
>>81982114
>Anon, go on rentmen dot com
>>81981424
That makes a lot of sense, i like the idea that frank treats his body like a machine.
>>81981574
I'm not incredibly familiar with frank, but i get the impression that if it were necessary he would do basically anything to achieve his goals. It's all a means to an end for frank.
>>81979748
Anyone who is kind to dogs is good in my book. You could be a literal nazi, but f you treat dogs with the respect they deserve, you're can't be all that bad.
>>81981959
>I'm taller than the punisher.
Is that an advantage or a disadvantage?
>>81981959
>implying you wouldn't pay to have sex with Frank
>>81979395
Over the corpses of the mobsters he recently killed.
>>81982644
>>81983176
Source?
>Frank walks up to you and hands you a fifty.
>"I need some of your services."
What do you do?
>>81979424
I guarantee almost every adult male you've ever met has fapped at least once.
>>81983346
Ask to clarify what services they are.
If sex, accept but not take the money. If he wants to ride my cock/vice versa I'll do it for free.
>>81983225
Sweet Guy. It's hetero stuff.
>>81979640
I fucking hate this page.
>>81983436
Its not sex. You hold him as he sobs for 12 hours.
>>81983645
>implying watching men break down in humiliating ways isn't arousing to me
>>81983645
>you will never hold a crying Frank in your arms as you gently stroke his hair and tell him that it's all gonna be okay
Why even live?
>>81983645
Only if he doesn't mind me joining in
>>81983436
>he does it for free
>>81983986
No, you can't cry. Its his time, not yours.
>>81979395
He probably doesn't need to. He nails more than a few sluts here and there.
>>81984119
Like O'Brien!;-;
How long til he franks her right in the alves
I wanna Punisher MAX spinnoff about Frank and O'Briens daughter. I want her to be the Mini-Punisher.
>>81985249
She becomes the new Punisher after her parents die to gangs.
>>81984310
Why couldn't they have just run away and started over with each other?
>>81985384
I prefer the idea that she takes care of the "crimes" of her elementary school.
>Day 103
>Bobby Gundderson pushed Lucy Carmichal off the swing. I tied him to the jungle gym and gave him a good few hits with my wiffle bat.
>Hopefully his bruises remind him of what he's done.
>>81985499
I remember that thread, you guys were great.
>>81985583
Man, I wished I saved those. That MAX storytime was one of the best.
>>81979395
I thought nobody masturbates in the Marvel universe.
>>81985638
Well, Peter can't since his splooge gives off radiation.
>>81985638
No, that's the DCU.
That's why the people there are so weird
>>81985787
Ah, that's right.
>>81985638
Iron Man's suits have built in fleshlights.
>>81979395
He's practically fucking people ontop of killing people. He's killed people while fucking..
>>81985977
But the real question is:Has he killed BY fucking?
>>81986183
Shockingly, no.
>>81986218
Punisher Maxxx: The Final Frontier
>>81982597
Means he wouldn't have to stoop as far to punch your dick off, is all.
>>81986183
One chick committed suicide while riding him.
>>81986308
I guess once you peak, it's all downhill from there
>>81986308
That doesn't count.
>>81985638
I think one Antman was jerking off, laso I'm sure Deadpool has mentioning masturbating in comic books as well as the movies.
>>81984037
His time is now.
>>81986381
Does antman shrink down and fuck an ant? I bet he was curious and did it at least once.
>>81986522
Hank's played Cave Explorerer with Janet before
>>81986381
Jessica Jones is shown fingering herself on panel.
>>81980496
They'd have to be to go into organized crime at all in NYC when Frank has been Franking around for three decades and counting.
>>81986541
Season 2 please?
>>81986308
Was it rape?
>>81986522
Why do you think he felt so bad about Antony in the movie?
>>81986711
I have an erection.
>>81986704
It actually was. Frank was handcuffed to the bed, he lost a lot of blood, he had no control.
>>81986736
Shut your whore mouth.
Antony was pure.
>>81986308
Man, that whole arc has to be, like, the second worst week Frank ever had.
>>81979664
He went on a murder date with Elektra.
>>81986704
Yes. Punichick raped Frank after she Franked some of Frank's victim's wives
>>81988157
Even worse than finding out that a large and possibly immortal black man, who kind if wanted to fuck him, kidnapped the daughter he never knew had?
>>81988641
Wanted to fuck him? I never got that vibe from the comic.
>>81988735
I know, I just like the idea that every enemy Frank makes fall in love with him. Bullseye pretty much did.
>>81988786
Bullseye didn't fall in love with Frank, Bullseye became Frank
>>81988786
>Frank gets a harem anime
>>81982644
>>81982644
>It's a "Frank is drawn in a homoerotic way" issue
>>81989389
Frank has been waiting for this moment since his kids and wife got shot.
>>81989228
Sauce?
>>81989389
>Frank's arms make up 50% of his body mass
>>81979395
probably not since your sex drive goes down dramatically when you're
>as old as he is
>have gotten married and had kids
>are as perpetually miserable as he is
>>81979640
Better excuse than "I read it for the articles."
>>81989389
>FREEZE ARMS IN THE AIR!
>Whatever you say officer~
>>81979395
He probably sees a hooker every now and then.
remember that time frank was killed by daken then sowed back together as frankencastle?
That was actually pretty good
>>81991292
This is getting me down.
>>81993346
It's getting me up.
>>81993280
Rad as fuck frankencastle
>>81979395
You mean does Frank ever Frank his Frankfurts?
>>81988786
>>81981445
>>81979640
Those comics were pathetic.
>>81993090
>>81979395
Yes, but very angrily. Like, he uses gunpowder the way people would use lube.
>>81986711WHY IS MY DICK SO HARD.
>>81979395
Probably. Even someone like Frank would have human needs.
Plus he would probably understand that it would help clear his head and thus help his ability to frank.
>>81995726
BUT DOESN'T THAT MEAN FRANK IS COMMITTING A CRIME!
>also FRANK faced women
>>81996123
Depends on what State he's in at the time really.
>>81979395
you'd think after awhile Frank would develop an gore fetish
>>81995615
lol those painkiller jane facial expressions are killin me.
>>81996162
Unless he's in some parts Nevada, he's breaking US law as I understand it. But I guess he doesn't care all that much about misdemeanors?
>>81995615
he's killed like 2-3 crazy chicks who fell in love with him
>>81979395
Yes but he never orgasms because he prefers being on the edge.
>>81979664
It would have to be very well done. But Archie vs Punisher works.
>>81982644
He's not the kind of dude you could buy with cash, booze, and god help you if you offer drugs.
What could you offer him that would make him bite?
>>81985499
Can you imagine if Fillmore had a little punisher character?
>>81995592
Oh what in the sweet hell, is that Jigsaw?
>>81996433
>Oh what in the sweet hell, is that Jigsaw?
He and Frank are complicated.
>>81996254
>>81996740
Frank is good with the ladies
>>81997739
Verily.
>>81981424
I was going to say something similar. I think he'd masturbate just as a matter of hygiene, to avoid the pointless, needless messiness of wet dreams and having the distraction which comes of mounting sexual tension and frustration. Just get it out of the way periodically so that he's got a couple of fewer things to dilute his focus when he's on the job, which is 90% of the time that he's not asleep or healing up from recent injuries.
Actually, come to think of it, that's a more interesting question: When he breaks a bone or something, he's a practical enough guy that he's going to take a couple of months off to let it heal properly so as not to risk crippling himself by healing improperly or, worse, get himself killed by having to rely upon a faulty limb. So what does Frank do with his time during those periods of weeks or months when he's healing from wounds sustained in battle? What's R&R look like for a guy like Frank?
>>81996123
Johns sleeping with willing hookers didn't kill his family. They're not The Enemy. His focus is on violent criminals. Organized crime. That sort of thing. I don't think he gives a shit about victimless crimes like prostitution or weed possession. It's not a part of his agenda.
>>81997870
Obsessive planning/prepwork time. Cleaning guns, setting up safehouses, researching crims, all the good stuff.
>>81979820
Bullseye <3 Punisher
>>81997972
why is Bullseye so perfect?
>>81997941
I've seen him soliciting help from hookers before. (I think he does that in v5). At worst he just gives pot smokers a big scare.
>>81979395
While we're on the topic, when does the new run of Punisher finally hit the shelves?
>>81998075
I always wanted a short arc of Cap and Frank hanging out.
>>81998156
Hasn't that happened a few times?
Punisher fanboys Cap, but refuses to obey him.
>>81996740
I'm starting to think that the only successful relationship Frank could have is with a woman who's only in it for the sex, like O'Brien. No emotional stuff.
>>81979640
Who was responsible for this shit?!?
>>81996249
He murders people
>>81986711
>ant with wings
Thats hella gay bro thats a dude ant
>>82001926
That makes it even better.
>>82001926
And?
>>81985249
my first thought reading this was the page from Nextwave where Daddy Bloodstone is shown throwing baby Elsa into a pit of monsters to train her
>>81997971
tons of surveillance
>>81979395
>Does the Punisher ever masturbate?
He gets more pussy than everyone on 4chan combined, so he doesn't really need to.
>>81986541
>Jessica Jones is shown fingering herself on panel.
Post the page, please.
>>82001926
>>ant with wings
>Thats hella gay bro thats a dude ant
Don't queen ants start with wings and lose them after getting knocked up? Or was that bees?
>>81979395
No he doesn't quite beat the meat, he punishes it
>>81979820
Frank wants to kill bullseye
Bullseye wants to understand Frank to be able to kill him.
The glass is bulletproff and bullseye put it there to force a safe face to face
>>81997870
He still likes going to parks. Finds it very relaxing. And I could see him enjoying a good book when he's got nothing related to his mission to do.
>>81991292
I didnt ask for a feels thread anon
Frank's favorite movie is "Apocalypse Now," who didn't see that coming?
>>81998075
>pre-torniqueting
WAT
>>81999758
Frank Tieri.
>>82005289
>the way Frank describes it all
>>82009083
He used to be a good poet as a kid.
>>81997739
>>82008196
Howard the Duck's favorite movie is Lawrence of Arabia.
>>82009785
Where's the unedited version with Gabe?
>>81981601
He misses his kids that much, huh?
>>81986704
Kinda. He was chained to the bed, but he didn't really resist or seem to mind it.
>>82008296
Who went on to write the surprisingly alright Punisher Noir and Space Punisher.
>>81995726
Just another reason to hate that whole run. Can we all agree to pretend it never happened?
>>82012496
That's completely in character for Frank, I only really disliked the ending with the mob violence. Aaron's run was at least much more entertaining than Edmonson's.
>>81989389
Those are my favorite issues.
>>81996123
prostitution generally isn't illegal. It's solicitation that's illegal. And Frank doesn't go up and down the red light district spraying hookers with lead.
>>81998082
Who's doing it. ?
>>82001926
Dudes' fucking an ant, and you're more worrried about it's gender?
>>81998234
I think maybe a female microchip would work too.
>>81986308
When?
>>82004536
>And?
You mean ANTS?
>>82014880
Widowmaker
>>82013657
>Who's doing it?
Becky Cloonan and Steve Dillon.
>>82015550
Thanks! Do you happen to know about these btw?:
>>81979733
>>81995615
>>81996740
>>81997739
First is Jason Aaron's PunisherMAX, specifically an arc called Bullseye (#6-11)
Second is The Punisher/Painkiller Jane.
Third is a MAX arc called Six Hours to Kill (#66-70)
Fourth is a MAX arc called Welcome to the Bayou (#71-74)
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/peteis4324gn7/Punisher
>>82019587
And I forgot to hit respond for >>82016457
>>81993280
>>81994289
I remember when someone storytimed it a few months ago. It was great.
I still don't know though how he got to be normal again.
>>81995726
For a moment, I thought that was actually an edit of the women having Frank's face, until I realized it IS her own face.
Not gonna lie, this scared me when I opened this image.
>>82020254
magic gem implanted in his chest while he fucked around on some island.
>>81996123
Frank commits crimes all the time. This is a guy that goes around murdering criminals after all.
>>82020254
>>82020395
Bloodstones, son.
>>82020395
>>82021624
Finally, my knowledge has been sated. For the past few years the question of how Frank got back to normal has haunted me.
>>81998075
Just how long have they been trying to make Frank Big Boss?
>>81979748
man, the feels when Frank had to put Max down
>>81979395
How often do most super heroes masterbate? It's a stressful job and it's a completely natural way to relieve stress.
>>82016232
That's a...weird ass teamup. We'll just have to see how it goes.
>>82027060
I imagine it depends on the hero. I could imagine Wally rubbing one out six times a day easy.
>>82008035
>>81979424
Are you 15? You sound like an idiot.
>>81995726
TFW
>"All women feel like Maria in the dark."
Frank is still human.
>>81996340
Fucking lol'd.
>>82021624
>Frank with long hair
>>81995703
In their defense, so was the comic that triggered it.
>>82029245
is this loss?
>>82009785
>>81979395
>mfw french policeman is in trouble for having a Punisher sticker on his nightstick
>>82022943Oh, shit, he's on to us. JOE!
>>82031694
Big Boss and frank Castle kicking ass in Vietnam. MAKE THAT HAPPEN.
>>81985466
The dead don't get to start over.
>>81979640
>libtards writing a fanfic
I bet he faps sobbing while thinking about his dead wife.
Because that's what I do while I think about my ex.
>>81979395
>asking if Frank ever Franks off
Does Frank look like the kind of Frank with that kind of time?
>>82032432
How many other people here couldn't stand that chick and thought the arcs with the Russians and CIA were out-of-place?
>>82031394
That's understandable though. That's akin to what a soldier would do, not an officer of the peace. Not only is it kinda edgy, but it hurts the police force's image.
Also, sauce?
>>81997775
Christ. This story.
>>82032618
Mother Russia and Up is Down, Black is White were GOAT you pleb.
>>82032768
Up Is Down, Black Is White had Italians, not Russians. Anon is talking about Mother Russia and Man of Stone.
>>82032618
I thought they were fitting, not the first time Frank dealt in international intrigue, the guy blew up a giant gun in the middle East once. The first Russian arc was essentially Assault on precinct 13 in a Russian missile silo.
>>82032504
That was the case early on, late career Frank has basically divorced himself from all emotion besides dull rage and pain. I doubt he thinks in terms of human wants and desires anymore and just focuses on "the war".
>>82032618
I didn't mind Mother Russia, but I'm not the biggest fan of Man of Stone.
However, the best arc (imo) is Long Cold Dark.
>>82032861
O'Brien and Rawlins were in UIPBIW.
>>82032948
>I thought they were fitting, not the first time Frank dealt in international intrigue, the guy blew up a giant gun in the middle East once.
Like a lot of Mike Baron's stories, it was ripped from the headlines - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Babylon
>>82032618
>hating on based O'Brien
>>82032432
>NO WAY FAG
>>82032476
>he thinks liberals hate the Punisher
Whatever makes you feel cool and edgy for liking a character a lot of people like, man.
It's more to do with that crossover where the Punisher spent the whole comic shitting on Wolverine.
>>82037000
>implying overused overrated weaboo bub doesn't deserve to be shitted on
>>81979395
If he doesn't, he should..might help him release some pent up anger
>>81979395
Nope, either pays hookers or hooks up with somebody like O'Brien.
>>82037101
If you're gonna fling shit expect to get shit flung back, especially since Punisher and Wolverine are basically on the same level of edgy.
The Punisher vs Wolverine comic read like a fanfic done by a pissed off /co/mrade who just saw an X-Men movie and got mad that Wolverine was in it more than Cyclops.
>>82037171
Oh, the comic is pure bullshit, i'm not talking about that.
>basically on the same level of edgy
Who the fuck said anything about edgy. Wolverine is IN EVERY FUCKING TITLE, he's in every fucking team, he's sad, he's angry, he's an animal, he's a loner, he's a good guy, he's not really a good guy, he's emotional, he's merciless, he's a ninja, he's a samurai, he can survive nukes and fight heroes five classes above him, he's done everything, been everywhere, learned everything. He's a character that's been ruined by his own popularity cause everyone writes him everywhere, and the way they want to. And he's a fucking weaboo pedophile creeper who spends his time trying (and failing) to cuck his team leader even though he's like a hundred years older then the girl.
>>82037248
What year are we in? None of that has been true for a good 2-5 years now. When are you gonna calm the fuck down and accept the fact that Wolverine Publicity isn't a thing anymore?
>>82037273
I can't man, i've been traumatized. Everywhere i look it's fucking Wolverine. They made him the main character of the X-Men when it's supposed to be about everyone equally.
>>81984310
I miss Solid Frank
I also miss Anti Venom
Why do marvel take those we love?
>>81991292
This is literally the only Frank sex I'm ok with. I feel like if it's not pretending it's Maria, it's bullshit.
>>82037409
He's literally dead right now.
He's not even in the upcoming film.
People have moved on and you need to as well.
>>82037443
Problem is, comics have become so shit i'm stuck in 2011 mentally.
>>82037557
You're living in the past, anon. Quit living in the past.
>>82037580
>my favorite character, Thanos, is being shat on by retards who write him like he's Mongul
>MUH DIVERSITY
>DC went full retard
I-I can't, anon. The horror is much too great for me to face it head-on.
>>82030877
nah. a crazy bitch is riding him and thanks him for making her feel again
it's from Widowmaker. I fucking love that book
>>82030637
>Frank in general
>>81979395
He doesn't need too, he has the darepussy.
