DCEU Superman is coming to your town. What do you do?
>>81977256
sup dude
Quickly gtfo
>>81977256
Move.
>>81977256
Protect my neck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0IUR4gkPIE
>>81977256
Run as fast as I can.
Probably won't make it, but still gonna try.
>>81977256
Evacuate.
If I can't evacuate, head for the nearest bomb shelter.
If I can't head for the nearest bomb shelter, kill myself so that I go out on my terms.
Ask who he would like to portray him in a movie.
>>81977256
Ask him what he thinks about /co/.
Show him my weeb collection
Run/drive away.
Where he comes death follows.
Make sure my insurance is up to date and will pay out if the destruction is due to acts of Jesus. Then get the hell out.
>>81977256
Get my family and valuables and see about spending that week somewhere rather far away.
Destruction porn follows this guy like ducklings follow their mom.
Tell him I preferred Christopher Reeve so I get a quick death.
>>81977256
Write my will.
>>81977541
I wonder if Pa Kent tell him to kill the Horses was a meta thing. Sure as fuck made little sense in the movie at face-value.
>>81977487
Pack up my essentials, prepare to flee, and notify CADMUS, the U.S. Government, and Lexcorp that the omen of death and destruction is heading towards my town.
>"Look at the top of your head"
Ask him to spare my mom, Martha.
>>81977256
put my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye
>>81977636
>Sure as fuck made little sense in the movie at face-value.
It's obviously about how a good deed can have bad consequences, it's because Supes was worrying about the damage to Metropolis. The horse in the beginning scene with Bruce references the connection.
Get a kryptonite neck brace
>>81977256
Does he ever smile?
Ask him what his favorite Marvel movie is?I imagine it's Captain America 1
>>81977256
I hide my kids
hide my wife
and hide my husband, 'cause they breakin' e'rybody's necks out hur.
buy insurance
>>81977256
Invite him to a cookout. Have my gf bake him a cake. Thank him for saving the world. Poor guy has it rough.
Go into the park
Superman is allergic to fighting is sparsely populated areas
>>81977256
Isn't that the premise of 10 Cloverfield Lane?
Does anyone recall that Superman actually executed Zod?
>>81977256
Ask him if he bleeds and tell him that he will.
>>81986728
What a fucking stupid line. I hated it ever since the reveal trailer
ask him what he calls that haircut
>>81987704
tell that to "tell that to Zod's snapped neck'
>>81977256
Stay away from any clearly visible product signs since I know the fighting will happen in from of them.
Maybe I'd stand near the military so they can bravely defend me, since they're contractually obligated to save people and look heroic doing it as part of America's domestic propoganda program.
>>81986046
Take out the neck snapping and the movie would still be regarded as terrible. To me, that was at least then most interesting thing to happen, even if I felt it perfectly encapsulated how bleak and pointless everything in the movie was.
Hope that the real Superman comes and saves us from Bizarro
>>81977256
Give him a copy of All-Star Superman and tell him to be more like this
>>81977331
This.
Alternative is that I go to a bomb shelter I purchased in case he came to town which I was terrified of happening, since all he does when he goes anywhere is leave a wake of destruction behind himself.
>>81977474
>Superman silently nodding along with your weeb opinions because he's too nice to tell you how sad you are
>>81977256
Get in the basement, wait till it's over.
>>81981791
I'm with you. See if he wants to just hang out. If not, I'd thank him for saving us.
>>81987769
>>81977256
Move to Marvel Universe so my death will be reconnected
Die
>>81994834
*retconned
>>81978654
Yeah, why so serious, Supes?
>>81977256
flee the fuck out of this city.
>>81986046
Post the entire page.
And the page before it. And the next one.
Anyone can "prove" anything with a single out of context panel. Let's see if the actual story supports your claims. Let's see if Snyder appreciated the context rather than just tossing a bunch of bullshit in a blender.
Challenge him to Mortal Kombat, and laugh at him when he picks Goro
>>81986046
Didn't the stress of that give him another personality?
>>81986046
He then exiled himself into space because of that.
>>81995355
You should have picked DC vs MK and proved he was a fictional character.
Leaving.
>>81995463
I would never even acknowledge that game existing
>>81995373
He started having dreams of killing Lois and called himself Gangbuster. Then he bailed for space.
>>81987769
Kek
Well, at least it is not Injustice Supes.
wear kryptonite necklace
run for my life and stay away from tall buildings and explosive stuff
>>81977256
I scream "My moms name is Martha too. Don't kill me or my horses."
>>81977256
is he just here for a vacation
is he here to battle some low level criminal, like a rapist or a burglar or something
or is he here to stop an overpowered evil dictator who tries to destroy our world?
If it is the latter, i might run away and hope my insurance covers a fight between two superhumans.
I'm sure I'll be totally fine, for no good reason.
>>81995318
Synopsis.
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Superman_Vol_2_22
>>81977256
Stop invincible, dude
Either that or I get on my knees and pray.Because after this I'm probably going to meet God
>>81995831
Yet.
>>81979741
>>81977256
Tell him Batfleck bedded his Mommy. He'll be gone faster than speeding bullet and your town is safe.
>>81987704
I love the fact that, in the movie, even Supes looks at Batman like, "are you retarded?" when Bats says the line to him.
>>81977256
die
Ask him to carry me across half the world before he does anything.
>>81977256
Leave
Say to him that everything is ok and buy him a beer
>>81977256
Pray for divine intervention.
Suicide by superman should look good on a eulogy and a grave stone.
>>82001560
>Pray for divine intervention
>Superman answers
>die faster
>>81977288
>>81981791
>>81999814
Only good answers.
>>81977256
stay out of iHop or go near a twister
>>81987769
wait, I thought batman was mad at superman for bringing Zod and his "war" there in the first place.
Didn't he want Zod's neck snapped? is he saying Supes should have done it sooner?
He's clearly not upset at killing criminals, he does a fucking lot of that.
>>82001656
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck
>>81978438
There were horses when Doomsday came out too
It was all horses
>Snyder is subtle
