Name a better male role model in cartoons and comics then hank
Arnold
This guy.
>>81943543
>balding
>wife walks all over him
>cant control his kids
>jimmy pesto and fish guy shit all over him daily
>failing business
Dale
>>81943603
Just like real life!
Reboot?
>>81943630
id call dale a cuck but the way he infuriates john redcorn with Joseph is a stroke of genius
>>81943712
>To the white man, who steals our land... and steals our sons.
>To the white man!
>>81943712
>So are you really okay with your dad being gay?
>Why would I have a problem with it? John Redcorn's gay, and I've been friends with him for years
>>81943387
DCAU Batman
When I have a son, I hope I get to fuck his ex-girlfriend.
Good for the self esteem, you know?
>>81943712
A cuck has to be aware that he's being cheated on.
Redcorn is just receiving the ultimate humiliation karma for his sins.
>>81943897
There's a theory floating around that says he's been aware of it the whole time.
Basically he thinks if he divorces Nancy he'll end up like bill.
>>81943897
no you don't have to be aware its the opposite
after all its named after a cuckoo
>>81944007
well at least nancy still had sex with him on his birthday and Christmas
and she paid the bills
>>81944007
Mike Judge confirmed he didn't know, and if he ever found out he'd probably kill himself.
Early Flanders from Simpsons or Early Joe from Family Guy, before both got turned from honorable, well-meaning neighbors into wild caricatures.
Watching the first episode with Joe in it is particularly weird after years of seeing him turned into Meg 2, they even retconned the reason for his handicap later iirc.
>>81944262
I always figure he'd go on a rampage.
Would probably start with hank.
>>81944356
I liked Joe more when he wasn't the butt of every joke.
>>81944377
Nah, Dale talks a lot but he wouldn't do something like that.
>>81944497
Season 1 was definitely the best the show had to offer, before increasing need to make seasons edgier and edgier.
Back when Peter was well-meaning, Meg was socially awkward but not a meme, and Chris was consistently retarded instead of acting like a rubber band between stupid and lucid.
>>81943387
Oh yeah, my dad is just like him. I'm turning out like shit.
>Works till his feet bleed
>Never teaches you anything you need to go forward in life.
>Isn't at home long enough to do so anyway.
>Thinks everything you do is strange.
>Never tells you that you're capable of anything.
>Mom is mostly the same except she's always telling me to shoot super high.
Loves me unconditionally, but it's kind of a nightmare
>>81943603
>aged grace fully
>wife loves him him and will do anything for him
>his kids love him and acually enjoys working at his restaurant
>Jimmy pesto is just a business man while, bob is a burger artist
>he's a terrible business man but is so good at making burgers, his rent is free
>>81943387
>Hank
>a good role model
he's really not. You only think that because you have the same beliefs as him. The entire show is based around him failing to grasp why his son doesn't want to be a propane-selling high school football player like him. The show ends with him finally finding something that him and Bobby like together but in the end he's still going to give Bobby shit for not being just like him. He's a good father but a role model? not really. He has good intentions but he's trapped in his old ways.
>>81943474
to add to this, arnold's grandpa is probably the best male role model there ever was in a cartoon.
>>81943712
>Clubs Redcorn over the head with a lamp, knocking him out
>Routinely flaunts Joseph in front of Redcorn
>Eventually convinces Nancy to never sleep with Redcorn again
>Joseph loves Dale and thinks Redcorn is just weird
Redcorn put on full fucking blast
>>81943780
dale literally returned a large amount of land to redcorn's people
>>81945475
> Never eat raspberries
Words to live by
>>81945677
Yeah, but he's crazy.
>>81943387
*than
Captain pronin
>>81943603
>Gets shit on constantly from every angle
>Still holds his head high and soldiers on
You're absolutely right, he IS a fantastic male role model.
>Please respect my fences... right to be... a fence!
>>81946474
>...NOW!
>>81946503
The pilot was so good
Hank might be fine but his dad wasn't.
>Took his son to watch cows get fucked to learn the facts of life
>Took him back there to learn how taxes work
>>81947178
I assumed that was the same trip, a two-birds-with-one-stone kinda deal.
