So, how long until we get the epilogue?
362 days.
how long will it take for hussie to pull a bunch of explanations out of his ass?
I'm pretty sure Hussie's gonna take his time with it since the 413 deadline has passed.
Probably a month or two
YEARS
>>81908988
5 minutes?
6/12, obviously
I know this is a bit negative but I typed it up right when the last thread archived. In case anyone's still reading from the other thread.
>>81908096
Remember when LE masterminded the corruption and downfall of an entire race and the galactic empire they ruled, turning first the Handmaid and then the Condesce into implements to reach where he could not?
Remember when Hussie said he had always envisaged him as a dumb brute and paved over the fact he had built him up?
Remember when Meenah's interpretation of him became absolutely played straight and factual?
>>81909087
ok, that plus + at least a month of procrastination and working on the game
One full year.
Act 8 will be posted on Homestuck's 8th anniversary and will serve as the epilogue. It'll focus mainly on Vriska.
>>81909137
>Remember when Hussie said he had always envisaged him as a dumb brute
He said the exact opposite when Cascade/LE reveal came out.
His appearance is brutish, but he's not meant to be unintelligent. He's just a lot more violent and crude than Scratch. He directly alluded to Jekyll and Hyde, where Hyde wasn't a DURR monster but just monstrous.
>>81909123
Dave is a lucky, lucky man
>>81909123
>Jade and Roxy wrestling match
Dumb shit in Collide and Act 7
>Spades Slick just put B2 Jack in a chokehold instead of just shooting him with his staff gun
>Crowbar didn't just shoot Jake a second time
>LE didn't just vaporize Meenah
>Condy didn't stab anybody
Act 7
>LE stood there waiting to get shot
>The army advanced towards LE even though they were right near him in collide
>Tavros isn't in the right outfit
>Meenah isn't in the front lines but fucking Latula is
So we can all agree that Snowman is the most attractive character in Homestuck, right?
>>81908926
6/12
>>81909378
How dare you.
Nic Cage is the only answer.
>>81909336
>>LE didn't just vaporize everyone
ftfy
collide was such bullshit. The power levels were fucked with entirely.
Jack English killed two kids with one blast earlier and suddenly, dave dirk and terezi can eat up a shit ton of damage
>>81909199
You know he's used that as an excuse for him doing nothing but dumb-brute things since then
>>81909123
>armpit hair
yes
this is good
what was Jack in A1 session?
So real question. How did calliborn go from breaking the clock and being invincible to being part of doc scratch?
>>81909123
can't really complain about this
>>81909336
autism
>>81909417
A guy who loves stabbin
That's what all Jack's are. It's their nature
>>81909430
read the comic
>>81909430
Read Act 6 Act 6 Act 5.
>>81909417
The real question is which Jack became Problem Sleuth's Spade Slick
>>81909447
>pointing out inconsistencies is autism
Whatever you say my man
>>81909402
Linking to my post last thread on the Condesce: >>81907402
This doesn't mean LE's fight in the Furthest Ring wasn't contrived nonsense, just that simplifications that don't contradict canon are acceptable for making a flash watchable.
>>81909430
Did you not read the Masterpiece?
>>81909430
Apparently at one point Dirk stole his, gamzee's, and arquiusprite's souls and put them into Lil' Cal, which was then used to make Doc Scratch. However Hussie never showed us this outside of Caliborn's shitty claymation.
>>81909527
why can the kids breathe oxygen in space
because its a story
>>81909565
Or it's because they're god tier.
>>81909516
Why did this Slick have magic but none of the other Jack's have it?
>the entire cast spends the entire comic dying to one-hit kills, everyone is a glass canon. Even as late as Game Over
>Colldie hits, for some reason, even when everyone's power level is maxed and all sorts of bullshits, everyone can take a ton of hits
>this is acceptable
Posting my shortlist of the big questions still to be answered in the comic. Feel free to add to it.
>>81909603
but they can still get choked by Condy despite having magic lungs that dont need oxygen. is hussie a hack? i think SO
>>81909565
They never do that.
>"Make her a member of the Midnight Crew" repeated constantly throughout the entire comic
>No "holy shit" twist where some female character changes everything by suddenly siding with Jack or DD
i mean I guess there's Ms. Paint but that doesn't really count
>>81909641
because then we might have something neat like shadow karkat
>>81909672
Were they getting choked, or merely being held by their necks?
>>81909565
breath powers
>>81909676
I forgot how cute The Handmaid was
>>81909741
Did this get a callback in Homestuck?
>>81909565
No, dunkass, Hussie specifically pointed out in his formsprings that the incipisphere had air.
>>81909661
>Cherub's universe, location of earth
its the new universe at the end of its life
>how gamzee and crowbar got there
either went through the blackhole from Jack English (possibly due to Yaldaboath being there as well) or timetraveled in new session
>purpose of LE's invasion of other universes
because he could
>the fate of other Lord Englishes
there is only one
>which version of the heroes encountered Caliborn
the main timeline because they were retcon zapped by John, and there is only one retcon zapping John
>origin of the Cairo Overcoat
its vriska's pirate coat with time magic apparently
>fate of the first ARquius
sucked into the wormhole, is on Caliborns planet to get put in Cal
>>81909741
>>81909769
all of andrew's self inserts are gay
>>81909378
She's up there, but no.
>>81909755
she's aradia with a different outfit and hairstyle
>>81909661
It's implied Snowman became linked to Universe A because Doc Scratch gave her the power.
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004211
TAP IT. YOU TAP THAT ASS THIS INSTANT.
>>81909565
Because they're in a weird metaphysical vidya, and the programmers thought shit yeah why not have there be air in space.
>>81909336
>>Spades Slick just put B2 Jack in a chokehold instead of just shooting him with his staff gun
The sword was B2 Jack's weakness. It mirrors when Slick shot Snowman but yeah it's still dumb we're left to imagine that Slick figured out that it was a cueball-related sword on the fly and then sacrificed himself.
>>81909938
>then sacrificed himself.
you're giving Slick too much credit
>>81909964
He does it out of spite. He did it before.
>decide to start re-reading Homestuck again
>all that magic, mystery, and wonder
>all those well-written and fun scenes and characters
>get to the Alpha kids
>everything goes to shit
What the fuck was Hussie thinking?
>>81910180
Unfortunately they're supposed to be a foil for the tight-knit beta kids for the first half of their story. But Dirk and Roxy are pretty great.
>In this position, it’s easy to watch your cock sliding into her. Her moisture makes a tideline around its base. You’re a big guy, alright,
fic ruined
>>81909378
Close
Which Dick was the best Dick?
>>81910318
Dick Strider
>>81910318
fiesta, really
>>81910292
>tfw no Homestuck dakimakurasbesides Crablouse, but I dunno what happened to her
Are there any depictions of Jerry, George, and Kramer as Problem Sleuth, Ace Dick, and Pickle Inspector? (Newman as Mobster Kingpin is optional but encouraged)
MONTHS
O
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T
H
S
Okay, so it's post Game Over. Hussie comes up to you and tells you that it's your job to finish Homestuck now. You can pick whatever story you want, but it will be drawn by Hussie up to the roughly same point that Remember is at, then the art team will take over.
[S] Act 7 still has to happen exactly the same, but everything else before and after is up to you. Keep in mind that there's still an army of Tumblr fangirls to appease so that the merch still sells.
How do you make Homestuck good?
>>81909881
>imagining the patch notes for sburb, especially after the clusterfucks that were the canon sessions
>>81910370
he obviously didnt give a fuck about the tumblr fangirls, otherwise he wouldn't have made that ending
>>81909146
THE SHIT NEVER ENDS
>>81910318
You just posted it.
Honestly I started losing track of them the moment "female" ace dick showed up, but at least the triple truffle shuffle was legendary
>>81910285
>when you inadvertently refer to a character's inept attempts at gang rape as a 'master plan' to 'bring friends'
No joke, this has happened to me
>magic isn't real
>majyyk is
what's the difference?
>>81910370
Easy: I get a linear version of Act 7, whether pictorial or textual, and then I start the comic all over again in an all-female universe where the cast of Homestuck, now all girls, attend some kind of Japanese all-girls high school and start an idol group.
>>81910416
I don't even remember when Ace dick was which.
There was normal ace dick, zombie ace dick, fiesta ace dick and ace dick wearing a wig
>>81910443
>Begin LoveLiveStuck
>>81910370
how did you get into my house?
then make a walkaround where you get to ship whoever with whoever
Here's a thought. I'm pretty sure the soul infused Lil' Cal is still out there in the void. Gamzee just put a copy of it in Dave's head which started all that BS. It's implied when Caliborn talks about how it's never found again, but that it resurfaces in peoples dreams. So what's stopping him from being re-summoned again sometime in the future?
>Implying he isn't winging it from how much negative backlash the finale got.
>It's a post-Sburb fic
>it takes place on pre-Sburb Earth
Everybody have fun tonight
Everybody KatNep tonight
>>81910543
>its a post-sburb fic
>its high school
>>81910292
Do you have the front view too?
>>81910514
But who gets to be the Honoka of the group?Keep in mind that they will then be accused of starring in a porno some years down the road.
>>81910543
>>81910569
>It's a fic
>>81910598
What if the Epilogue is called anIntermission?
>>81910569
>the main characters are vriska and a shitty self-insert oc
>>81910679
>all characters who can be shipped with Vriska are murdered
>>81910545
I don't wanna KatNep, it's a shit ship.
>>81910679
So Nightfall?
>>81910707
>Vriska is murdered
>>81910707
>>81910711
Oh my god, it really IS Nightfall. (Are they in high school in that story? I forgot.)
>>81910754
>vriska is murdered
>its a fic
>Karkat is portrayed as cool
>>81910569
>it's a pre-sburb fic
>it's middle school
>>81910754
>>81910782
>It's that one fic where Tavros rapes and threatens to murder Vriska
>>81910768
>karkat making the advance
That just feels wrong
>its a Bro fic
>>81910820
>threatens
>not the one where he spends hours torturing and tearing her body apart before ending her
>it's a fic
>all of the characters are so poorly written that they may as well be OCs
>>81910879
Huh, I don't actually know this one. Which is it?
> “Hey, have you seen Good Luck Chuck?” Dave asked, already getting up to head to their room.
>>81910673
>problem sleuth intermission
>felt intermission
>fedorafreak intermission
>lord english intermission
pick one
>reading fics
>ever
Have some self respect.
>>81910659
Thank you.
God damn.
anyone wanna do me a favor and completely spoil the ending for me, I don't feel like actually reading it
>>81910416
>>81910494
>Original Ace Dick makes the hot sauce and becomes Fiesta Ace Dick
>Duplicate Ace Dick becomes Zombie Ace Dick
>"Girl" Ace Dick becomes just Ace Dick
If I remember this all correctly.
>it's a fic
>goofy cockanaya trying to drain a sink of her massive load
>fic devolve into mindbreak and rape
can't say I saw it coming
>>81910902
I just made it up, sorry.
Are we talking fics. I've got a fanventure I'll be shilling again. This is in it.
>>81910945
>reading
>ever
If you aren't posting using speech-to-text and text-to-speech you might as well call yourself Anthony Burch, because you're a cuck
>>81910976
You don't need to read it, you can watch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FevMNMwvdPw
>its a "kanaya slowly turns into a mothergrub" episode
>>81910976
nothing happened
>>81910976
it's kind of hard to spoil something in which nothing happens
>>81910999
I like the look of it. Felt based I assume?
Whatever happened to that fanadventure with the demons n shit? I remeber there was a yellow person with the tumblr meme skin
>>81911025
>>81911032
nothinghappensmind
>>81911015
>it's a 'the mother grub impregnates Karkat and Kanaya while they hold hands' episode
>>81910976
Hussie blueballs you when you have seven years of buildup.
>>81910976
Rose makes Kanaya squirt so hard that they create the new universe. She played the rain at the very end.
where were Karkat, Terezi, Kanaya, and the other sprites in Caliborn's master piece?
>>81910976
It stops right before the bit everyone was expecting, and the next page just says the end.
>>81911045
Yep, currently called Breakfast Questfast.should i link it
>>81911071
at least mine was REAL you fag
>>81911032
>>81911025
>hussie intentionally made an unspoilable ending to homestuck
>the absolute madman
>etc
>>81911133
https://archiveofourown.org/works/1754701
>>81911131
link it
>>81910993
Hey, no worries.Maybe I'll write it myself.Should she still get raped?
>>81911117
Long dead because they aren't god tier. And there's no explanation as to how ARquiusprite could possibly be there other than "shenanigans."
so in the last battle the beta kids fight Lord English (off screen)
and the Alpha kids fight Caliborn (in Caliborn's Masterpiece)
>>81911013
eh too long, no idea whats going on
I basicly just need a couple sentences explaining what happens.
Friend and I are in a spolier war making each others lives miserable by spoilining things we don't care about but the other one does.
He got me with star wars.
>>81910388
>patch notes for sburb 0.9.4 beta
>oxygen levels in the incipisphere should now match those of earth, dreamselves will no longer suffocate in their sleep
>fixed a bug that prevented the denizens from doing anything interesting
>from now on sprites can no longer be prototyped with other sprites, however existing sprite^2s will remain unchanged as we think it studious not to create any further abominations by attempting to separate them
>>81911186
> And there's no explanation as to how ARquiusprite could possibly be there
two of them, similar to nannasprite
one just got sucked into the black hole with gamzee
>>81911176
http://breakfastquestfastfanventure.tumblr.com/post/142816700076i try
Wait, hang on, what happens to the Alpha kids after they defeat Caliborn in the Masterpiece?
John is stuck in the JuJu. They can't warp back. Are they stuck on Caliborn's dead earth?
>>81911216
>fixed a bug that prevented the denizens from doing anything interesting
forty_keks.jpg
So, now that it ended, should I read it? Is it worth it?
>>81911214
The kids live and get their new world.
The fight with LE is never shown.
Alternate Calliope absorbed the green sun and turned into a black hole.
Davekat was neither confirmed nor denied.
>>81911312
see filename
>>81911288
either they're stuck forever or John warps out of the house with the other guys to kill LE (due to Dave's sword) and then warps to get them
>>81911216
>nerfed the harlequin prototyping "bonus"
>>81911312
Nah, the last few hundred pages basically ruined it.
Only check it out if you have too much time on your hands and a fetish for the literary equivalent of seven years' worth of orgasm denial.
>>81911312
I'd say Act 1-4, Act 5.2 Act 6 until Act 6 Act 3 then skip to Caliborn's stuff then go from game over forward.
Almost nothing else matters.
You'll miss a lot of character development that leads to nothing.
>>81911312
Yes, but if you get invested in any of the characters odds are you'll end up severely disappointed. It's still a fun journey.
Read up to Act 5 and see if it strikes your fancy, then expect a major thematic shift but still some fun times.
>>81911288
>>81911216
>>81910388
There was actually an RP setting a while back about this called Sburb Patch Notes. Everyone played a programmer trying to fix Sburb's shitty game design
>>81911329
Where's DA?
Was she best Spider Tits?
>>81911216
>the ending cutscene will no longer cut off prematurely
>>81911419
Kinda reminds me of the SBURB glitch FAQ. It's a fun read.
>>81911431She's with Terezi
>>81911433
Is there any fucking question? I'd have her wreck my session any fucking day of the week.
>>81911312
Yes. One of the best comics you'll ever read, save for the weak ending (which'll be resolved by the epilogue hopefully) and some hiccups in the latter part of the comic (Act 6).
>>81911411
>skip the troll arc
>not as bad as skipping to the troll arc
I know it doesn't add that much to the overarching story but Alternia and the planets in the session were cool enough to bother.
>>81911433
She was best Spider Hips, anon.
>>81911216
>fixed a bug that prevented pages from reaching their full potential
>>81911473
My brother of African descent.
>>81911489
Why can't she have both?
>fixed a bug allowing Jack Noir to gain more abilities than intended
>fixed a bug allowing Jack Noir to gain more abilities than intended
>fixed a bug allowing Jack Noir to give cherubs more abilities than intended
>fixed a bug allowing Jack Noir to gain more abilities than intended
>removed Jack Noir
name a worse update
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009349
>>81911216
>fixed a bug that caused automatic cutscene skip if scene importance exceeded pre-set amount
Anyone got tpdats hsg folder, I missed it last thread
>>81911460
I fucking love the sburb glitch faq. One of the few things that has fanmade classpects I don't hate.
>>81911326
thanks man
have no idea if you're telling the truth or not but fuck it
butt fuck it
>>81911589
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=009828
If Dave was always going to kill Lord English with the cue ball sword anyway, then why was Hussie pushing so hard that defeating Jack English would fulfill the prophecy?
Aranea hot
>>81911552
I mean she can, and I'm not saying Spider Tits are a bad thing. The Hips are just slightly better. Tits come in at a close second. Aranea best Serket.
>>81911589
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=005619
>>81911279
looks good, anon. I like it
>>81911552
>that comic shamefuldisplay made where she whored herself out
Aranea a best
>>81911642
Actually I forgot this page had SBAHJ in it, it's just a hair above Vriskagram but still exceptionally unnecessary
![tumblr_n36z6nDbRd1ssjqn3o1_500[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/nV3FnBr.gif "tumblr_n36z6nDbRd1ssjqn3o1_500[1].gif")
Suck my dick Katnep shippers!
>>81911589
the one that's just vriska and meenah rolling down a hill
>>81911669
True.
>>81911680
>The Hips are just slightly better.
I'll disagree with you on that but everything else I'll agree with you on.
>>81911704
What comic?
Aranea's
thick
Creamy
THIGHS
>>81911724
Put them nuts on the table then, big dog!
>>81911681
i remember when this shit happened for a month
>>81911419
we should write one
>Players will no longer be assigned the Blood aspect. It doesn't do anything at the moment and will be in dev for awhile
>>81911751
http://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/9/bd059e73c98795e7b186fd01790bf9d65b92ec79.png
>>81911589
I don't see any Tricksters on that page.
>>81911646
it was just meta commentary due to people having theorized that already
it also builds up the ambiguity of what the juju actually did (which will apparently be recitified because nobody liked the ambiguity)
>>81910388
>fixed bug where clown characters are unable to die
>>81910357
>crablouse
>>81911589
>Tricksters
>Vriska opening the juju chest
>40 page zoom in on John's house during intermission
>the entireity of the meteor arc pre-retcon
>>81911870
Oh that comic. I've seen it before.
>>81911931
>Vriska opening the juju chest
That was actually funny though.
>>81911971
fuck off
cringiest update serially by far
They say that you only realize how much fun you were having once a game is back in the cupboard. Or they say that sometimes, it's only when it's all over that you look back and realize that you never let yourself have fun. And then something will click inside you and you'll laugh at how silly it ever was. Well I'm going to spoiler how your Sburb adventure will end. Once everything is said and done that, you will just stand there and ask yourself "is that it", waiting to be awashed by a feeling of lukewarm nostalgia that will never come. Things just happen; and there's nothing to say on the matter. As they zoom into the past, one second at the time, you will forget it all. And then you'll find yourself jumping up and down, ready to announce how in your next game you are going to rip the fabric of the universe. Again.
these fanfic writers were clairvoyant
>>81911931
I remember when HSG celebrated the return to the meteor crew
What would John think of Jeepers Creepers?
>>81911998
alright calm down there joe mcshittaste
>>81911931
>the entireity of the meteor arc pre-retcon
>Hating penis ouija
>>81912027
>ITS FUCKING OVER!
>>81912002
What's the larger context of this?
>>81911931
oh yeah i forgot
>Karkat getting hit by a bucket
>>81912069
that sburb glitch faq everybody was shilling a few minutes ago
i'm new to a lot of this stuff
this is the happiest Karkat has been and ever will be
>>81912114
>saying you like something
>shilling
Hi /v/.
>>81912156
Who's that guy in the background on the right side
>>81912173
No you don't understand
The homestuck fanfiction viral marketing team is in here trying to convince innocent /co/ users to part with their hard earned shekels
>>81909690
What do you mean she doesn't count? She's his wife
>>81912217
fedorafreak
Would you?
>>81912217
looks like Rufioh
>>81912302
her left horn is too big
>>81910982
Fuck I'm going to read problem sleuth again, see you later guys
>>81912302
Maybe but I think it'd end like this.
>>81910976
After all this bullshit, the kids finally win the game.
what's Equius relevance in being part of Lord English?
>>81912379
I do like the fact that they unquestionably win the game, but are still not 100% safe from danger until the epilogue.
>>81912373
is this Land?
>>81912406
Muscles, yo.
>>81912406
muscles
he's mostly in Scratch
>>81911460
>They say that you only realize how much fun you were having once a game is back in the cupboard. Or they say that sometimes, it's only when it's all over that you look back and realize that you never let yourself have fun. And then something will click inside you and you'll laugh at how silly it ever was. Well I'm going to spoiler how your Sburb adventure will end. Once everything is said and done that, you will just stand there and ask yourself "is that it", waiting to be awashed by a feeling of lukewarm nostalgia that will never come.
Fucking prophetic.
>>81912474
>>81912428
i get that, but what about the void powers?
>>81912577
his defeat is voided out of the comic
:^)
truly hussie zahaak had it planned from the start
>>81912156
>>81912577
they don't ever play a part
>>81912612
Holy shit
>>81912577
He wasn't absolutely omnipotent because some of his vision was clouded out, and had the word "sloshing" used to describe what was happening in his head.
>>81912612
>>81911928
Like I said, I dunno whatever happened to her.
>>81912735
She fucked an underaged boy.
>>81912761
wait really
>>81912713
>>81912577
>Equius was part of Lord English, who used Doc Scratch as a vessel
>Darkleer was holding the all-seeing cueball for Mindfang
LIKE
FUCKING
POTTERY
>>81909336
>>The army advanced towards LE even though they were right near him in collide
you really need to analyze this whole ending more closely. ask yourself about the timeline of everything. act 7 takes place immediately after [s] collide...? ALL OF ACT 7 takes place immediately after collide? use your brain.
>>81912761
I mean after that, after Homestuck lost steam.
Though her Tumblr implies she went back for the final updates. Like most relapsed fans did, I assume.
>>81912792
Yeah, while in a relationship with someone else. She turned her boyfriend at the time into an alcoholic.
https://youtu.be/brTcai-9TfQ
God damn I feel dizzy watching this
i just walked in on my kids googling homestuck stuff
is there anything unsuitable for an 8 year old in it? i dont want to have to read it all to see
>>81909657
Just watched Collide and yeah it is odd. A lot of those hits would have killed 'em at any other point in the story.
>>81912856
Oh yeah John wanted to be a magician, I forgot about that.
>>81912879
There's lots of child murder
Actually it's probably better if they read it before they reach adolescence. Most of the really terrible shit only affects kids past puberty.
>>81912879
Well where do we start?
>>81912879
Really no worse that Harry Potter gets
Plenty of implications that'll prob go over kids heads.
>white horses signal the defeat of English
>English fears the color white (cue ball) and are summoned by Equius
>>81912879
There's swearing, death, lots of blood, sex references, and the plot is fucking off the rails.
Save your son, OP.
>>81912879
probably, there's a lot of death and dirty humor
but your kids are probably more interested in dressing like trolls
you choose what is worse
>>81912577
Where the dark pockets in Scratch's omniscience came from I guess. I'm pretty unconvinced Hussie planned Equius to be one of his components back then though. In Act 5 it was already explainable because the trollian memos worked the same way: they go blank when it's time for you to type something into them.
>>81912856
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jrhTB2Sij8c
>Not this shitty song in the background
Wasted opportunity tbqhwymf
>>81912879
I highly suggest Homestuck for your children. It is a kid-friendly romp that is fun for the whole family.
>>81912944
also a giant blue horse dildo.
>>81912879
Besides coarse language, violence, and hackitude, no not really
>>81912879
Actual human nudity is shown once, in a tasteful but still totally existent manner. There's also a completely uncensored horse dildo and a few horse dicks that are censored.
>>81912985
Gamzee was probably planned the moment he said
>THEY ARE BOTH ME
and AR when he said he was "like" Rose's creepy uncle
Equius is a gamble though as to when that was decided
That guy every upload his homestuck folder?
>>81911642
'teens please please read my comic'
>>81911841
>>Players with the class designated as PAGE will now be able to reach their full potential in a plot relevant way. On going scrutiny is recommended to prevent relapse.
>>81913050
>Actual human nudity is shown once
i cant remember this
>>81913117
Droogs paper has naked grey ladies on it. Its just side boob I think.
Its tasteful.
>>81911642
>Choke the internet with your selfies, or with a horse as my witness, I will delete this fucking website.
>>81913117
DD was reading his Grey Ladies smut paper and there's a photograph of a naked monochrome woman with her tits out.
