Shouldn't there be a few subreddits on Earth-1 with people wildly speculating who Batman really is. Or trading pics of Harley porn, if not sides dedicated to superheroine porn.
Maybe some groups dedicated to figuring out secret identities and maybe getting a few right because internet autism.
>>81901213
You're an idiot
>>81901213
Yes. And they should have figured shit out by now.
But you just can't have that, no matter how camera phones and Internet make it factually inevitable.
>>81901576
I think the generally accepted theory is that Oracle or some other tech wizard has set up a massive botnet of accounts on every conceivable forum/subreddit/comment chain discussing superhero identities and loads them with falseflags using completely idiotic conspiracy theories like how Superman and Clark Kent were not seen attending Metropolis' Fifty-Third Annual Hot Dog Eating contest together.
Batman is obviously a physically fit, middle aged white man with a lot of money.
Guys
Lex Luthor is Batman
>>81901797
It's clearly Ted Palmer
>>81901709
Bruce literally goes on conspiracy boards and shitposts about Bruce Wayne is Batman.
>>81901797
>>81901879
I'm fairly certain it's this Tony stark fellow.
Imagining what would be on the weird occult forums in a world where magic is real.
Dr Strange would have to shitpost on them just to keep those morons alive.
What about furries in 616 where guys like Beast, Feral, Wolfsbane, Sabertooth, Puma, Sasquatch, Dragon Man, Talon, Rhino, Beetle, etc actually exist
>>81901213
There are. They're failing because Batman turned his real ID into obvious bait.
>>81901213
I don't know who spiderman is but I keep seeing this old guy everywhere? Anyone else have that problem
>>81902511
"Batman is Bruce Wayne" is like the "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer" of the DCU.
Comic internet
>Actual furry porn consisting of pics of animal mutants
>Superheroine porn (supergirl upskirt in flight specialties)
>Superhero secret identity chat
>/x/ with real magic and demon summoning
>dedicated fansites to supervillains
>Mutant/Inhuman/Atlantean/Metahuman/Deviant/Alien only social media
>Skrull deep web scary shit
>underground how to manufacture superweapons and power armor at hometutorials
>How to get superpowers tutorials
>Mutant/Inhuman/Atlantean/Metahuman/Deviant/Alien/Human stormfront
>Superpowered team fantasy leagues with gambling
>Mystic object of power/superscience thingy ebay
>>81902589
Forums popping up discussing /x/ style conspiracy on who the fuck this guy is
>I heard he's some really old cosmic godlike being called the Stranger. He has the mustache and everything
>Nuh uh, he's actually from a species called Watchers and they record all the important stuff in the universe
>No he's an alien called a Beyonder that tests superheroes
would you buy accesories to protect yourself from mutant psychics if you lived in the marvel universe?
>>81901213
Yeah probably. There's probably a whole board on 4chan devoted to heroes and villains. At least one Green Lantern has probably posted there.
>>81902680
>Anonymous 04/16/16(Sat)18:57:50 No.81902680▶
>>>81902511
>"Batman is Bruce Wayne" is like the "Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer" of the DCU.
...I don't know how to tell you this, anon
>>81905917
Imagine someone selling mutant detectors online making a lot of money
