I cheered - literally exulted - when this happened.
He's so handsome. N-no homo.
He's so handsome. (Yes homo)
Is there a story time?
Just one question, how can be the Red Skull free and strong in Uncanny Avengers but also imprisoned in Pleasant Hill?
>>81885776
What the fuck is a story time?
>>81885685
bowling a perfect game makes you young again?
>>81885685
Why? Retcons happen all the time.
>>81885812
>What the fuck is a story time?
Is this your first day on /co/?
>>81885835
This is not a retcon.
>>81885822
Yes. Also being friend with a 4-years-old girl.
>>81885835
>Retcons
I'm not sure you know what a "retcon" really is, my man.
>>81885685
I still think he looks like Bruce Campbell.
>>81885855
It pretty much is. What's so "all new and all different" about having him old for like 3 months?
>>81885878
>What's so "all new and all different" about having him old for like 3 months?
Still not what a retcon is.
>>81885878
That's more of gimmick than a retcon.
>>81885848
actually yes
hi, my name is wolfLuna96, I just started reading comics and I'm enjoying them. I hope we can be friends.
>>81885812
>hello i am le newfag xD
>>81885878
That's not what retcon means.
>>81885812
>What the fuck is a story time?
Oy vey
Why though? First of all it was pretty obvious that Old Steve was temporary and secondly it wasn't even that long ago we had normal steve.
It's nice to have regular Cap back.
Also, yes, he's ridiculously handsome. I'd fuck the shit out of him.
I don't get it, did you guys really think this was going to be permanent?
>>81885685
>almost the entirety of Sam Wilson Captain America has been about him dealing how he is Captain America now and living up to the legacy and dealing his own self doubt and public backlash
>Marvel going full "Captain America is black now deal with it racists!"
>Steve Rogers is back before Sam can even have his moment where yes he is Captain America
I wonder if the people working at Marvel (writers, artists) recognize how much of a farse this is but they just have to roll with it.
>>81885685
and just in time for his new movie what a coincidence.
>>81885812
yet no answer whatsoever
>>81885848
yet no answer whatsoever
>>81885925
yet no answer whatsoever
>>81885963
yet no answer whatsoever
>>81886383
I bet Spencer didn't really wanted to write SamCap, but was forced by editorial.
It would explain why his run is so bad
>>81885685
Doesn't he look exactly like white Fury?
I remember when that panel came up in the story time, and /co/ literally jizzed its collective pants. It was the happiest I've ever seen this place, and it was quite heart warming desu.
>>81886762
I don't think it's really that bad. A bit dry, but it works.
>>81886762
I'm enjoying his part of Standoff though.
>>81885915
A storytime is when someone posts the entirety of an issue of a comic book one page at a time, two if there are spreads.
>>81886810
Why so much love for Cap on /co/? They seem to hate everything else.
>>81885776
>>81886739
A storytime exists for Captain America: Sam Wilson #7.
>>81886698
I want to absorb his penis into my butt.
>>81885685
Same. About time we got him back and hopefully under a good writer. At least so far I've been enjoying Spencer's Cap and that hasn't happened since Bru.
>>81886846
/co/ is as gay for Cap as Zemo is
>>81886833
Standoff is great because the main event of the year is Civil War II, so Spencer was given all the creative freedom he needs
>>81886846
Gee, I dunno
>>81886847
>A storytime exists
I'm sure it does. But I stil ldon't know what the fuck a storytime is.
Cap is the one thing that will always unite /co/
>>81886919
Use the catalog, nigga. There are storytimes right now, so you can see for yourself what they are
>>81886920
I thought the on thing that will always unite /co/ was Dick
>>81886919
A storytime is when a comic is dumped in one thread.
>>81886919
god damn, i'd usually just recommend that you glean it on your own through browsing but you're being really fucking frustrating so i'll just tell you
basically, people upload comics page-by-page in threads so people can read them and have a "story time!" get it?
>>81887001
Only fags like Dick
Everyone and fags like Cap's Dick.
>>81887034
>people upload comics page-by-page in threads
>>81887025
>A storytime is when a comic is dumped in one thread.
Is that even legal? What's the point of this sort of threads anyway?
>>81885878
>having him old for like 3 months?
He's been old for almost 2 years.
>>81887001
What really unites /co/ is its collective homolust for attractive male characters.
>>81886919
>>81887052
fuck off newfag. Lurk more or use google
>>81887068
>What really unites /co/ is its collective lust for attractive characters.
Let's be honest, we're not picky.
>>81887069
>use google
what should I search? "Why do people start Story Time threads on /co/"?
>>81885812
Are you here by mistake? This isn't \b\ or reddit, Maybe go back there. Lurk the board more before you post stupid shit like this.
>>81887107
Or you can search "Why would anyone read a comicbook" the answer you find may be similar.
>>81887052
Because community reading is fun? What the fuck are you going to do, call the police?
>>81887052
>Is that even legal?
Obviously not.
>What's the point of this sort of threads anyway?
So /co/ can collectively read a comic together.
>>81887120
>Why would anyone read a comicbook
I read comicbooks, but I haven't ever entered a Story Time thread.
>>81887127
>So /co/ can collectively read a comic together.
For what purpose?
>>81887109
>\b\
>>81886739
Nigger thinks this is a reddit hug board and we will just tell him. Lurk more faggot.
>>81885812
Red Skull wasn't imprisoned in Pleasant Hill. He arrived after the fact, hence why Mariah Hill had no idea who he was.
>>81887148
>For what purpose?
Fun?
Thread successfully trolled. Man you people gobble up that bait.
>>81887052
Stop being such a newfag, newfag.
>>81887148
That's it anon, I am going to kick your ass.
>>81887148
>For what purpose?
Because it's fucking fun? Why do people get together to watch tv? Or go to the movies with each other?
>>81887176
How is it more fun than read them on your own like every normal person?
>>81887193
great argument
>>81885812
>>81886739
>>81886919
>>81887052
>>81887107
>>81887205
>Why do people get together to watch tv? Or go to the movies with each other?
Yup, why? Those things are retarded. You can't have true, real fun if you're not experiencing things alone.
>>81887001
Why not both?
>>81887212
>normal person
Not even exclusive to /co/ but people who tend to read/obsess over comics aren't normal.
>>81887222
Fuck your trips, I'll eat all this bait!
>>81887212
Communal reading is enjoyable and fosters discussion, while exposing you to comics you might otherwise not have read. If you can't understand that, then I don't know what to tell you, man. Storytime threads are about the only good threads /co/ has these days.
>>81887270
What do you mean by bait?
>>81887282
Enjoyable for who? You're stealing. You're robbing the industry you claim to love. How is this allowed?
>>81887260
>Dick being batman and Bruce's soon being Robin
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
>>81887313
We tend to hurt those who we love the most
>>81887282
>Communal reading is enjoyable and fosters discussion
more like "people who post on /co/ are jobless losers who can't afford to purchase a fuckin' 3 dollars magazine so they wait for Story Time threads and keep being the leeches they are
>>81887260
What we really need is shirtless Dick as Captain America in the same pose as Clark from DKR
>>81887313
>What do you mean by bait
Okay, you overdid it now.
>>81885812
Red skull came to fuck up Zemo's plan's because they would eventually fuck up his.
>>81887313
>you're stealing
Fuck you, I've purchased several physical editions of comics because they were storytimed on /co/.
>>81887378
I came.
>>81887001
Dick is worst boy.
>>81885685
Just around the same time the movie is releasing
What a coincidence
Since when do fags read comics? What's even in it for them?
>>81887478
I dunno, muscular men in tight outfits?
>>81887478
Muscular females in revealing outfits?
>>81887534
Of course, I... Wait a minute! No no no no no! No, this just doesn't add up at all. Something's not right here.
>>81887372
Yes, and because the vast majority of /co/ doesn't read comics, if you want to actually talk about a comic on /co/, then the best way to do it is to storytime it that way there'll actually be people to talk about it with.
>>81887313
How do newfags not know what an Archive is?
Anyway, as an answer from your 2nd comment. If it's good and I enjoyed it I buy it for real and actively recommend people to get it. If it's shit, I don't and I shit on it every chance I have. Therefore, all I do is jackshit since LCS don't give a crap about quality books and me buying the last copy of Midnighter won't do jackshit since it selling out won't make much of a difference to the retailer since they'll still think it's a niche book that doesn't need that much orders while crap like Civil War 2 will be the top choice of the month because of variants and stupid people thinking that an event is a good place to jump in comics.
>>81887052
>>81886919
>>81886739
>>81885812
Oh my god somebody wreck this kids router!
>>81887625
How do oldfags not recognize bait?
>>81887478
Handsome, muscular men wearing painted-on outfits that tend to accentuate their butts and bulges.
