How fast could a sloth go if it was given the speedforce?
Same speed as a human with the speed force.
>>81883943
It's the speedforce the speed is the last thing you need to worry about.
Fucking speedsters
>>81883943
>yfw Professor Zoom gets an evil pet speedster sloth as a sidekick
"speedforce" is one of the dumbest inventions in the history of cape comics and I truly mean that.
>>81883943
As fast as Flash. At least it would if it wasn't lazy as fuck. Why use the speedforce when you can hang on a tree all day and eat leaves?
>>81883943
As fast as Flash but it wouldn't feel like it.
>>81884542
Speed-eat your days worth of foliage, then proceed to sleep the other 23.9 hours
>>81884013
Second stupidest stupidest was that stupid fucking house in that justice league dark story not the houses of mystery or secrets those were cool that other one where the writers displayed a blatent lack of understanding of the nature of orbit
Sloths are so dumb. Their metabolism is so slow that they can stave to death with a full stomach.
>>81884613
They're cute as fuck though. Even with all the moss and shit.
>>81883943
They'd probably die if they moved fast, their poor metabolism and weak muscle mass couldn't handle speedforce.
>>81884755
the speedforce can compensate for that
>>81884612
Are you on speedforce or something? Your sentence is a blur.Slow the fuck down, faggot
>>81884542
Maybe all real sloths already have access to the speed force but are just too lazy to use it.
>>81884013
Nah, it's fun when used correctly.
>>81884723
Would the moss be affected by the speedforce?
>>81884613
How are sloths not extinct yet? How sloths even fuck?
>>81884892
Sloths fuck to slow jams.
>>81884892
Dumbest thing is they are also completely safe from predators, except for when the climb down from their tree to shit. Like they just feel comfy with their ass on the ground.
How fast could he do the 100 yard dash?
>>81884835
I like this theory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaqzPMOd_1g
Baby sloths talking.
>>81884013
Speedforce is stupid but PREP TIME is even dumber compared to lolmagicfuckphysics
Anyone have a non-shitty gif/webm of the sloth hangning on a tree and getting picked off by a puma?
>>81884892
Same reason bonobos aren't. They're just lucky enough to live where there aren't any natural predators.
>>81885912
The source video is as low quality as the webm you see posted, so no.
>>81886434
Enhance the pixels, bro!
>>81884892
>How sloths even fuck?
It's the one thing they do quickly.
>>81885502
Fuck, they're cute. I'd get one if I didn't think that it's bad to keep wild animals in apartments.
>>81885532
this
>>81886349
Bonobos are among the most sexually active Primates.
They are possibly even more active than humans.
>>81885912
i'll give you the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90M7kH5wCtA
>>81886349
sloths get eaten by eagles and jaguars all the time
>>81887576
I'm all for pumas getting to eat and all, but the narrator actually giving the sloth a name made the video sad.
>>81887554
>WE GOTTA OUT-FUCK THE PREDATORS
>NO TIME FOR BICKERING, JAM THAT COCK UP MY HOT MONKEY BOX, BOBO.
>>81887554
Definitely more active than anyone in this thread.
>>81887554
>>81887576
>So lazy even when it has fangs sunk into its ass, its face says 'Shieet, do I have to move?'
>>81888094
I got a more "I am okay with this," vibe. Do Sloths get the concept of Nirvana?
>>81887576
Well at least she had to work for it.
>>81883999
All chin baby
>>81884835
I'm ok with this
>>81887778
You need H E L P
>>81888274
Sloths are reincarnated humans.
If they committed suicide they'd be bumped down to a lower level of life in the next reincarnation cycle.
So they do as little as possible to stay alive and hope a predator kills them.
They die with humility which makes them deserving of a higher starting position in the next life.
