Do the other super villains ever make fun of Vandal Savage for all the stupid things he believed hundreds of years ago like the Earth being the center of the universe, diseases were transmitted by smell, and that you could turn things into gold?
>>81880613
>the Earth being the center of the universe, diseases were transmitted by smell, and that you could turn things into gold?
all those things are true in the DC though
>>81880613
This is a universe where GOD'S and MULTIVERSE is canon and known. (To capes) Not to mention all the bullshit magic that happens.
So no, they find it normal.
>>81880613
Earth is the center of their universe. In every way possible.
>>81880613
Hey caveman, don't forget to shower this week.
Vandal got too much pussy for anyone to make fun of him.
>>81880643
Aside from one time Johns made earth the birthplace of life and the center of the uniberse that's false.
>>81880613
No but they make fun of him for being uncircumcised.
>>81880712
no Oa is the center of the universe
Earth is the center of the Multiverse
>>81880816
>entire multiverse revolves around Earth-Prime
>transmutation of the elements can be performed with magic, and with reality warping powers
>there's bound to have been a smell-transmitted disease in a story somewhere
>>81880613
He probably slips up and says something about the bodily humors or the Earth revolving around the Sun and the other guys snicker.
>>81880613
1,Well at that time wouldn't you?
2,Eh, they were close.
3,Actually you can, you just need a particle accelerator.
>>81880830
Letting your penis get cut for bullshit reasons.
Stay mad. Vandal is a real man.
>>81880613
Vandal is a stubborn fuck, I doubt he let half those ideas go as he grew older
>>81880613
We can turn things to gold we have been able to do so for decades
>>81880830
>>81880830
That should have been the plot of civil war.
How you would work out which hero's would be pro circimcision and which would be anti circumcision I do not know though.
>>81881788
This
Especialy the second one
>>81882243
If they're American or from a radicalized barbarian religion like islam or judaism, you have a pretty easy time guessing.
>>81882243
>Team Hood v. Team Helmet
Tony had hell of daddy issues and I'm sure being snipped was one of them
The real question is was Steve always a native son or did the super serum also cause his turtleneck to grow back?
>>81880613
Is he invincible or just immortal?
>>81882243
as an irish-catholic in america, cap was probably circumcised
>>81882311
Steve was Irish catholic right? Don't they do it too?
>>81880850
How is that any better?
>>81880850
>no Oa is the center of the universe
That's what the smurfs want you to believe.
>>81880613
>People in the past were dumb
I hate this meme, sciencefags are the worst fucking idiots in the world. If it wasn't for the developments of the past we wouldn't be where we are now, thinking we have a right to gloat and call historical figures stupid. People who developed miasma theory are more intelligent than you, if you were brought up in the same environment you'd die by the time you are an adult because you are a retard who still spends his time shitposting on american anime websites, instead of doing anything useful.
>>81882499
If they're so smart why did they do all the hard work and let us reap all the benefit?
Checkmate history.
>>81882499
>I hate this meme
Well I hate the meme that people think that the common man was smart in the past, he wasen't. Yes the educated people knew that the earth was round when Columbus set sail, but your common man did not.
>>81882568
At least you made me laugh.
>>81882602
As smart as the common man is now, probably smarter than you.
>>81882602
There's still a depressing number of people out there who firmly believe the earth is flat even in the twenty-first fucking century, if YT is any kind of cultural indicator
>>81880613
So he's immortal
But can he still get sick?
>>81880613
>Earth being the center of the universe
Earth is the center of the Multiverse
>diseases were transmitted by smell
Some are in DC
>and that you could turn things into gold?
That's 100 percent possible in DC.
Do you think Vandal Savage ever tells any of the other supervillains to go to bed without supper since he's got an 85% chance of being their ancestor? He's raped so many and fathered so many children, quite a large percentage of people living today would be carrying his blood.
Or do you think he'd just eat any villain who mouths off to him? He's eaten thousands of people in his life. He even ate Solomon fucking Grundy.
OP, I don't think you understand just how hardcore Vandal Savage is.
>>81882312
Completely unkillable.
>>81882987
Pretty sure that he has all the original diseases and is now immune to everything
>>81883133
So let say that one day Superman gets sick of his shit and goes full injustice. He grabs Vandal from the neck and flies at ftl speed all the way to the sun and left him there.
Would he die or burn forever?
>>81880797
>Vandal got too much pussy for anyone to make fun of him.
Vandal Savage once mounted a cave beast.
The result was Grendel. Vandal Savage is the father of Grendel from Beowulf. Vandal Savage raped a cave monster and made it teen pregnant.
This is canon.
>>81883133
Hey Vandal. How about learning what a fucking toothbrush is? Your breath smells like the cow piss soda i saw on my trip to India.
>>81883181
>Would he die or burn forever?
He'd walk back.
>>81883181
Comics Vandal is not indestructible and has no special durability. He just ages extremely slowly. That being said, he's like DOOM in that he's dabbled in magic and SCIENCE!
He dies from a nuke.
>>81883209
>Comics Vandal is not indestructible and has no special durability. He just ages extremely slowly.
Sometimes, It varies as much as you'd expect it too. Sometimes he's a normal guy, sometimes he has super strength and instantaneous healing.
>>81883133
Yeah, whatever Vandal, you also thought the Earth was flat, that flies spontaneously sprung into existence because you couldn't see their eggs, and that bad blood was the cause of most illnesses.
>>81880613
I bet he fondly remembers shitting himself when he first witnessed electricity along with feeling nostalgic for grog and putting mentally retarded men in jester outfits and laughing at their antics.
>>81883133
>He's raped so many and fathered so many children,
It's not like that's necessary, you'd just need to be alive in 600 AD.
>>81880613
He probably thinking out loud speaking cavemanese and Bizarro would walk by and exclaim "ME AM UNDERSTAND YOU PERFECTLY!"
>>81883380
Um, yes?
He probably has tons of ridiculous racist ideas more than anything. He'd read about how the New World was full of giant cannibals and human sacrifice and by the time he gets around to traveling to brazil hundreds of years later and is disappointed that he can't find a sacrifice ritual when he asks around for a good place to watch a show and eat a gourmet cooked baby.
>>81883209
>Comics Vandal is not indestructible and has no special durability. He just ages extremely slowly.
Then this should have killed him. It didn't. It just annoyed him.
You don't read comics. Either that, or you're thinking of General Immortus.
>>81883565
>nu52
>>81883586
>Comics Vandal is not indestructible and has no special durability. He just ages extremely slowly.
Then this should have killed him. It didn't. It just annoyed him.
You don't read comics. Either that, or you're thinking of General Immortus.
>>81880613
I don't even get why people like Vandal Savage.
It always felt like a shitty version of Ra's without any of the social and political ramification of the League.
I guess he is liked by casuals that only care about the cartoons and shows like LoT and are new to comics.
>>81883620
>He just ages extremely slowly.
No rate of aging that wasn't completely negligible would leave him in the same condition from present day to DC One Million.
>>81883654
>It always felt like a shitty version of Ra's without any of the social and political ramification of the League.
Oh boy, we got a casual over here.
>>81880712
It's pretty pathetic really.
I could see Captain Cold or Captain Boomerang make fun of Savage for wearing a kilt around even after he explains that it's a perfectly acceptable fashion statement.
>>81883677
>no argument
>petty insult
Sorry if I triggered you
>>81883654
He's an immortal caveman that's been balls deep in all of human history, and whenever he hatches a scheme, it takes the entire Justice League to stop him.
Motherfucker doesn't need a league to have political ramifications, he just has to read the news and choose a new puppet figurehead.
>>81883700
How would they stay alive after that though?
In a setting where science can turn a black hole into a sun or causes universes to collide, yeah, you can turn things into gold with science if someone just looked hard enough.
>>81883712
By forcing them into wearing kilts, one way or the other.
>>81883701
>Sorry if I triggered you
That's okay. I know it's not your fault you're a casual. You just don't have time to actually read comics.
I would kill to be in Vandal Savages place. The other villains don't have even half as good of a life as he's had, except for the immortal ones that will eventually have lived as long as he had or have.
>>81883727
Being Vandal Savage isn't all great.
>>81883723
So do you have any real argument?
Savage only wants to take over the world because he wants power and stuff, Ra's is more of an environmental terrorist that cares about the planet and the right path for humanity.
You tell me which one is more compelling as a villain.
>>81880816
It was all true, once upon a time, but then the earth Superheroes dreamed the universe into something more suitable for themselves.
>>81883712
Lex yells at all of them for wasting his time.
>>81883748
>too complicated, me want villain who smashy smashy, no want think
yeah fuck vandal savage
>>81883748
>Savage only wants to take over the world because he wants power and stuff, Ra's is more of an environmental terrorist that cares about the planet and the right path for humanity.
Vandal Savage genuinely believes humanity needs his guidance.
Vandal Savage must be insufferable to go to historical movies with. He'd see some romanmovie and complain about how they got the phalanx all wrong or complain about the hairstyles the entire way through.
>>81882061
>Letting
What the fuck is a baby gonna do to stop it
>>81883779
I wanna ask him if Joann of arc was a trap
>>81883670
He has gray hair by the 853rd century.
>>81883889
>pre-crisis
>>81883779
>you will never tell Savage that you have found some uber-realistic historical movie he can enjoy
>you will never trick him into watching some schlock like Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Why live?
>>81883768
Well he's lived for thousands of years, you'd go crazy if you didn't genuinely believe that you're supposed to guide humanity.
>>81883931
In the DC Universe, it's possible that Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is more accurate than we thought.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUjG1HSSaGI
>>81883903
>the file name is Flash v2
>>81883133
>tfw Vandal Savage will never be your cool grandpa
>>81883738
Immortality is great, especially when he got to live throughout the entirety of humanity.
>>81883934
He's gone through phases. He once thought he was supposed to be the ultimate plague carrier.
Poor guy just wants a purpose to his life.
>>81883903
thats clearly wally you fucking pleb
>Hey Vandal, how about some shampoo for that rug you call hair?
>At least I can use it.
>...
>>81884022
Thats the problem when you are a 65 million year old caveman who have bore witness to /or created every major human event in history.
>>81880613
They ought to make fun of him for not having a real name
