Lets figure out who the best Bara guy is, /co/. I'll be posting some along with pros and cons, tell me if I get anything wrong, and make sure to post any I forget!
Aquaman
Pros:
>That Voice, especially when he sings!
>Tons and tons of fun
>Plenty of underwater oppurtunities
Cons
>Sometimes has to deal with bouts of depression
>You'll never be sure if he prefers you or fighting crime
>He could potentially get annoying after a while
Arkon
Pros:
>Several hundred years old and from a very masculine society, so you know he has experience
>Rules an entire planet
>very aggressive and decisive lover
cons:
>Has a lot of trouble asking for help
>His planet seems to be facing destruction every other day
>He's unlikely to respect you unless you can match him in a fight
Bane
Pros
>very smart and compassionate, despite how he may portray himself sometimes
>Sexy latino accent
>he's a big guy, for you at least
Cons
>Recovering drug addict
>Lost and lots of emotional issues
>he seems to have some sort of opposition to the human spine
Colossus
Pros
>Lovely personality, cheerful and fiendly even if a bit ignorant.
>Huge and ripped, even when not metal, bigger when he is!
>His atheism should make teh whole gay thing a lot simpler
Cons
>Double-oppression for being gay and a mutant, and his power isn't even good for sexual (Cuddling metal is no fun)
>You can't exactly go back to his home country as a couple
>he'll totally risk his life for heroism, despite how much he's pledged to you
Conan
pros:
>Very worldly, understands tons of stuff even if he doesn't agree, has tons of neat stories to tell
>Passionate and very protective of his lovers, as long as they stay loyal to him.
>has his own country that he got with his bare hands by strangling a guy
cons:
>bi-polar
>Wandering eye
>not entirely clear whether or not he bathes
Dave the Barbarian
Pros
>Knows a shit-ton about cooking, cleaning, and general domestic life
>Sweet guy, will always try his best to do right by you
>more then enough to keep ya laughing for two years, even if he kinda fades out of existence without really being killed
cons
>Cowardly
>fond of his sassy sword, could make things awkward
>Does not exercise his legs
Spawn
Pros:
>Dat cape
>Big cape snuggles
>DAT CAPE THOUGH
>otherworldly "adventures". ;D
>Goddamn that cape.
Cons:
>Demons and shit
>probably would kill you if you fucked
>probably really hot, literally.
The Goon
>Strong, gruff, and pretty fucking funny
>Much nicer than he looks, if you can make him love you
>cute 30's sensibilities
Cons
>Emotionally crippled
>giant facial scars, if your not into that
>night terrors could make things more complex in bed
He-Man
Pros
>Huge, campy fag who loves to show off
>Prince Adam means you got a hunk and a twink in one tight package!
>lungs can match hurricanes, you know what else he could do with those....
cons
>Not very smart
>doesn't seem to be going anywhere in life, constantly dealing with the same few villains again and again
>He will not compromise on his pointless secret identity
Hercules
Pros:
>Tons of fun
>Strong and Hairy as shit
>Has been fucking scrawny boys like you for thousands of years
Cons:
>KIND of washed up
>daddy issues
>wandering eye
Ka-Zar
Pros
>His pet cat is adorable, if vicious
>Not only loaded from inheritance, but also king of an awesome dinosaur world
>fit, blonde, never seems to have body hair despite never shaving it, and he always wears loincloths!
cons
>Will not keep his cool if you try to move to civilization
>His athletic nomadic lifestyle could be difficult to keep up with
>his brother's an asshole
Kingpin
Pros:
>Not actually fat, pulls off his bald well
>With meathooks like those, you know he's huge
>Loaded, and can kill people for you relatively cleanly
Cons:
>Absolutely autistic
>Prone to violent outbursts
>will spend time with you rather erratically
Mighty Mightor
Pros:
>Giant Phallic Magic Club
>Tor gives you a twink and a hunk all in one!
>That fucking voice
Cons
>Not a very active lover, as seen with Sheera
>not much personality besides generic niceness
>No modern niceties in his time
Red Wolf
Pros
>Natural hairless Native American body
>Mysterious motherfucker
>cute wolf companion
Cons:
>will never shut up about being native american
>Prone to rage, may have PTSD
>poor kid from a reservation
Tarzan
Pros
>Incredibly nice guy, always compassionate
>Intelligent without being cocky, philosophical without being brooding
>He can carry you or have you hold onto him as he swings across vines
Cons
>You will keep aging, he will not
>Constantly Associates with primates
>Unwilling to live in civilization
Thor
Pros
>the hammer doesn't lie, he's a great guy
>is a prince of gods, so ya know he's loaded
>Passionate without any real bouts of uncontrolled rage
cons
>All sorts of drama with his ex-girlfriend
>refuses to speak modern English
>Asgardian fashion is Hella tacky
Wreck-it-Ralph
Pros
>Those fucking hands tell a lot, don't they?
>emotionally stable
>John C Reilly's voice
Cons
>Same fucking overalls+pajamas every day
>Might love to wreck stuff too much
>kinda disproportional
Jasper
Pros:
>alpha as fuck, still obedient
>can change shape, and fuse with other gems
>dat color scheme
Cons
>Is a rapist
>Voice is grating
>you cannot properly boop her nose
Did I forget anyone? please remind me or make your own post, if I did
