You're lying in bed when suddenly the wall explodes and the Goddamn Batman walks on through. He gives you nothing but a mumbled "Excuse me." before blowing up your other wall and vanishing into the night.
What do?
>>81840825
Bend him over and tenderly fuck his tight butt hole.
>>81840825
Go outside and rape the Joker till my cock falls off because the voices compel me to.
"Y-you too."
>>81840825
"I HOPE YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT, WAYNE!"
>Take pictures
>Drive to Wayne Manor
>Demand Bruce fixes this shit
>>81840825
Really fucking hope my renters' insurance covers this shit.
>>81840825
Move to Metropolis.
Screw that, I move to Central City. At least Flash comes around to help fix all the broken walls in apartments and such.
Dress as a bat, go into an alley, wait for a child to stroll by with their parents, murder the parents by exploding a wall next to them, and ask the surviving child if they've ever blown up walls with the devil in the pale moon
In 15 years, it will pay off
I gotta stop eating so much pizza before bed.
That one thing that one guy did when Batman wanted some chocolate milk or wtvr, can't remem
>>81840942
Don't worry, Wayne Enterprises will cover it.
