oh wow this is getting really good reviews
anyone gonna see it?
>>81735950
Yes but only to feed my sick fetishes
>>81737074
hypno snake vore?
>>81737116
You bet
>>81735950
Scar Jo Snek does weird things to my dick.
>>81737346
Wait, fucking what?!
>>81737385
I want to get eaten by a snake anon
>>81737346
Holy shit, is this real?
>>81737663
At least its not floor tiles
i feel things have taken a turn for the worse
>>81737346
My dick demands you explain this
>>81737116
But Kaa wasn't a villain in the original.
>>81735950
>>81737074
>tfw watched jungle book for the first time when I was 2
>Kaa scenes really made me feel uncomfortable
>My mom loved this movie so I ended up watching it several times
>hypnosis fetish because of it
I can't be the only one
>>81735950
Where the hell does Mowgli keep finding red diapers in the Jungle?
>>81737765
Pokemon has a running gag where Bonnie (the yellow haired girl) tries to talk girls into marrying her nerdy brother. The episode in question involves a girl that Bonnie doesn't like falling for her brother, so she's trying to break them up. She tries making up a story about her brother having weird-ass fetishes, but it backfires horribly: >>81737645.
>>81737890
Which episode?
>>81737877
ha ha
this guy's mom gave him a fetish
>>81737934
The one that just aired in Japan a few days ago.
>>81737934
>>81737947
XY113
I don't mind Kaa being played by a woman, but can't they at least get an older actress? He's meant to be fucking ancient, why not give Judi Dench or Helen Mirren a go?
>>81737890
So what you're saying is that there's porn of the glasses girl with a snake pokemon?
>>81738000
If it makes you feel better, they're getting Cate Blanchett for Kaa in the WB film being directed by Andy Serkis
>>81737943
>he doesnt know about /ss/
>>81737886
>>them goddam little britches
Anon, you will never see the real Mowgli in a movie. You will never see him as the naked animal boy he's described as. He will never run nude and wild and free.
>tfw early reviews and financial reports for Disney's Jungle Book were so good that WB pushed there's back a whole year.
WB just can't catch a break. If it's not Mad Max, Kevin Hart, Solo Batman or Dwayne Johnson related, it's just not going their way.
>>81737346
what episode is that from
>>81738202
Wait WB is doing jungle book also?
>A remake which furthermore leaves old-fashioned animation behind, departing for the live-action uncanny valley of hyperreal CGI, which heretically loses most of the songs and which also abandons the original’s final, unforgettably exotic glimpse of a real-life human girl?
>abandons the original’s final, unforgettably exotic glimpse of a real-life human girl?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>81738294
They don't even have the rights. Anon is just shitposting.
>>81738294
They are. Jungle Book:Origins. Based more on the book than the cartoon.
>>81738661
I thought it was public domain
>>81738687
That sounds interesting. How does the book differ from the movie?
>>81738202
WB hast the best cast.
>>81738769
>>81738202
Nah
Kid = kid
Murray > Serkis
Kingsley > Bale
Johannsson = Blanchett
Elba > Cumberbatch
Esposito < Mullan
Nyong'o < Harris
>>81738687
>>81738661
>>81738202
So wait, we're getting another JB movie?
>>81738769
I disagree. Kaa is the only place, to me, where WBs cast is superior.
>>81738758
Less music that's for sure
>>81738847
Not 'till 2018. It was going to be next year but early buzz for Disney's made it unwise to release another one so soon.
>>81738758
No King Louie, more wolves, Kaa is a good guy.
What's weird is that WB is making their Kaa female, too.
>>81738843
It's close. But even if I sound like tumblr fangirl. I prefer Cumberbatch.
>>81735950
I still can't accept Baloo as a brown bear, he's supposed to be a sloth bear, dammit!
>>81738891
>Let's make a movie about the exact same book as Disney, who already made the version the public thinks of first, and release it shortly afterwards
What was WB thinking?
>>81738922
Nah, fuck cumberbund. Give me Luther any day of the week.
>>81738968
this is the company that released bvs
>>81738968
We're talking about the people who made the same mistake by making the critical and financial bomb Pan last year. it wouldn't surprise me if those clowns had a Princess and the Frog or The Ice Queen film in pre-production.
>>81738893
>What's weird is that WB is making their Kaa female, too.
Ya gotta get those voreaphiles on board besides why else would you see a jungle book movie?
>>81738758
Fucking read it faggot
already saw it, it was great. Shere Khan is fucking awesome
8.5/10
>>81735950
>Edgy version of the disney musical cartoon
Bringing nothing new or worthy to the table there, I see.
>>81738000
Scarlet Johansen is ancient by Hollywood standard, bub. If she were a race horse, they would've sent her upstate years ago.
>>81739067
Of course he was awesome. Fucking Stringer Bell is playing him.
>>81739067
how are the effects?
the performances?
the tone?
thecomfiness?
>>81739044
>current year
>reading actual books
What you say grandpa
>>81739093
Luther* is playing him
>>81739122
>how are the effects?
the visual effect was fantastic, there were never a moment that kinda put me off from bad effects. The environment, the animal, everything felt real. One of the best CG I've ever seen desu
>the performances?
I say everyone did a fantastic job, especially Elba as Shere Khan. His voice is so menacing and intimidating. Murray and Walken was great too, and so does everyone else. The only thing bothers me a bit is the kid's acting, sometimes he looked off.
the tone?
pretty consistent, it balanced the lighthearted and dark moments perfectly.
the comfiness?
it's a pretty comfy movie desu, the jungle environment was really great, the atmosphere and everything. I'd say when Mowgli met Baloo was the comfiest scene in the film
Can Disney be stopped?
>>81739358
thanks for the review! i'm definitely gonna see this as i wait for civil war
>>81739358
oh by any chance have you seen dawn of the planet of the apes? how is the CG monkey effects in that compared to this film?
>>81739400
The Magic Kingdom has dominion over all.
>>81739559
There’s a monstrous conglomerate
It’s circling like a vulture
It won’t rest until all culture’s in its grip
They got Marvel and Star Wars and ABC and Muppets
ESPN, Maker Studios and Blip
>>81739443
glad it helps!:)
>>81739506
man, I can't compare those two considering both are pretty damn good
>>81737890
>The episode in question involves a girl that Bonnie doesn't like falling for her brother
Why not?
>>81738169
You will in 2018's Andy Serkis movie.
>>81739657
Bonnie a shit.
