Who could beat DOOM in a rap battle?
>>81716278
Alright, I'll bite because I'm a big DOOM fan.
If you're talking about the rapper, most people probably haha. His stuff isn't inclined to freestyle and shit. He takes time to make his rhymes as weird and thoughtful as he can. He's fucking crazy, and rap is like medicine to him. Would rather take his time and enjoy than prove he's the fastest freestyler.
If you're talking about the Marvel villain, BE IT LEVELING CITIES OR STAGES, NOBODY CAN LAY DOWN THE WORK LIKE THE INFALLIBLE DOOM, MASTER OF THE WORD
>>81716278
I'D SURE HATE TO SEE THAT UGLY MUG OF YOURS IN MY HISTORY BOOK.
>>81717195
YOUR ATTEMPTS AT HUMOR BORE ME
>>81716757
>>81717195
>>81717279
This thread went better than I anticipated
>>81716278
https://youtu.be/TuAetZIG0mg
>>81717279
RIGHT LEADHEAD
How DOOM hold heat then preach non-violence?
>>81717688
YOU'RE WEEEIRD
>>81716278
Reed Richards.
>>81717949
WHY ARE PEOPLE STARING AT US!?
>>81717983
Rap snitches
>>81718054
Aw, I should have realized we must look like freaks to them
if I ever have to write a Marvel book for rapper like the The Punisher meets Eminem I'd just have them rap against Doom.
Namor and T'Challa
>>81716757
I feel like Mojojojo would be able to accomplish that feat
>>81718500
RELAX, MASSEUR, JUST DO YOUR THING
>>81719093
Get a good grip on my...
What? WHY I'LL BEND YOUR READ OUT METER FOR YA, YOU LITTLE...
>>81719728
FOOT DIVE! AS I STRIVE TO EXTINGUISH THE FOUR'S PITIFUL LIVES.
ON AND ON THEY STILL PERSIST, LET'S SEE THEM LIKE IT, WITH THE INFINITY GAUNTLET STRAPPED TO MY FIST.
>>81716278
IT'S FREE ENTERPRISE
Somewhere, there's an alternate universe right now with a FOX Fantastic Four, produced by and starring MF DOOM. And it's probably fucking great.
This is the worst reality.
>>81721790
if FF was a successful movie franchise, I'd love to see MF doom as a doombot.
>>81716278
MF Doom
>>81721790
How would it be done?
Like people bursting into rhymes like how Disney bursts into song?
Or more like an Interstella 5555 thing?
