What sort of crimes would pic related never commit?
Tax evasion
>>81694121
killing batman I guess
>>81694121
Being a NAZI
>>81694121
Maybe pedophilia?
>>81694121
Killing a dumb animal.
>>81694121
Whatever isn't funny.
>>81694121
rapeunless it's written by silent bob
>>81694121
Sexual abuse of livestock
>>81694202
Would he only kill the smart ones? Like dolphins and chimpanzees?
Smoke weed
>>81694193
Didn't he rape Barbara Gordon and have the diddly with Harley? Both young btw just not children
>>81694294
/thread
>>81694214
this and only this
>>81694236
But Azz has him rape a goons wife or something as payment for having saved her life.
>>81694142
/thread
>>81694297
>Didn't he rape Barbara Gordon
Oldest lie in America.
>>81694121
Online Piracy.
Copyright Infringement.
Ripping a tag off a mattress.
He probably makes his henchman follow really small, unimportant, or obscure laws as a joke
>>81694121
Cyber crime, the Joker isn't going to sit on his ass and do that shit.
>>81694297
>Didn't he rape Barbara Gordon
That's just some anons headcanon from killing joke.
>>81694319
Actually, I think he did do that last one once, probably in the Silver Age.
>>81694193
>ace
>>81694332
>>81694121
Suicide bomber
He cannonically doesn't find animal abuse funny so that
>>81694297
It was implied (Alan Moore comic, natch), but canonically all he did was strip her naked and pose her for pictures while she bled all over the place. It was said for a little while that that's part of how she ended up paralyzed.
>>81694142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G56VgsLfKY4
Prostitution
>>81694578
But isn't he okay with passing Harley around as a reward to his henchmen?
>>81694659
I was thinking prostituting himself, but I guess being a pimp wouldn't be too far-fetched.
>>81694142
I bet Leto's Joker would do it.
>>81694142
I mean hur he's not that crazy
>>81694440
Joker's evil enough to paralyze people but draws the line at rape. Good on him.
>>81694332
He tied someone to a chair and told him to hack th city's mainframe. Also hackef the batcomputer
Robin's jokers wild run in the late nineties i think
>>81695224
Well...
>>81694297
>Both young btw just not children
Is having sex with women in their 20s now pedophilia? I think a lot of people are about to go to jail.
>>81694121
blow up a rubberchicken factory. damn he loves rubberchicken
>>81694440
>It was said for a little while that that's part of how she ended up paralyzed.
She got paralyzed because she got raped? Jesus christ anon, kill yourself.
>>81694121
crimes that were nice to somebody. Stealing money from billionaire mafiosos and giving it to an animal shelter.
Marrying a gay couple in Alabama.
Dressing up in a mask and fighting crime.
>>81694236
I think he'd rape, but not for the reasons real rapists do. For him it would be about the broader effect on the victim rather than any personal aggrandizement.
>>81694659
Source?
>>81697006
Actually, Joker totally did that last one during Morrison's run.
>>81696939
You're an idiot.
>>81694659
If this is true, I can see why anyone would actually want to hench for this faggot
I miss a well written Joker. Hopefully non one will let Snyder use him again
>>81694385
What the fuck
>>81697121
Grant Morrison
>>81694347
The fiend
>>81697153
I'm pretty sure this isn't Morrison. It looks like one of those 90s comics that were trying to capitalize on the computer animation bullshit.
>>81696730
Welcome to the future! Also having sex with women is rape. Not having sex and masturbating is rape. Being born with a dick is rape.
>>81694892
Madman
>>81694121
Would the Joker rape Batman?
>>81694121
Embezzlement? He doesn't have the patience to make a company and then steal from it or get a desk job and then steal or shuffle funds. He prefers the direct approach.
>>81697645
Nope if someone made him a CEO he would do it.
>>81694121
Pirating movies.
>>81697120
Oh, that Joker!
>>81697120
>that
>well written
Too edgy
>>81697628
Besmirch or desecrate the name of the Marx Bros.
>>81694236
He's rape at least two women, it's implied several times but a lot of fans (female mostly) don't like coming to terms that there favorite psycho killer that has even thrown his gfs out of buildings and taken naked photos of women he just shot might also rape women.it just seems like such an arbitrary line to care about when dealing with the Joker
>>81700319
It's because he might not find it funny. Joker doesn't find animal abuse funny (except for the time he beat a dog to death with a cat), so that proves there are crimes he just doesn't like. Without an "Official" list, it's hard to say.
>>81700423
I disagree and feel it's agenda fueled why anyone would take issue with the idea Joker raped people (because like anything else rape can be funny)
Also as a narrative that's why poor Joker has so many issues is that every writer will find different things humorous as well as offensively humorous.
So the Joker is more an Avatar for the writers sense of humor and/or offensiveness.
So the truth in the matter is the most boring:
No sort of crime the Joker would never commit. Everything can have humor in it.
>>81694142
#ResignCameron
>>81694440
>>81695224
>>81696939
GORDON was raped and abused by the midgets.
>>81697006
>Dressing up in a mask and fighting crime.
You don't read comics right?
Joker is a GREAT detective by the way.
>>81694323
I love that idea.
>>81702680
Pretty sure he only investigated murders he committed.
>>81699834
He probably hides clues to his larger scale crimes a la The Riddler inside graphically kinky, surprisingly movie-accurate Marx Brothers fan-fics he writes in his spare time.
>Batman has to read through every single slashfic his nemesis has ever written to protect Gotham, some of them ranging up to biblical word counts
>every single one of them either ends with Zeppo's charcter getting cucked by Groucho's, or he fucking dies or something
>>81694142
>>81702509
says a lot when even The Joker wouldn't have done what he did.
Insult Mr. Rogers
Bestiality
Sex with a minor. I don't care what 34 fan art says
>>81697628
>>81699683
If machines had proven that raping the Joker led to crime in Gotham being reduced by 90%, would the average Gotham cop do it?
>>81707099
A machine like that was probably built by doctor Strange as some sick experiment. The dark knight knows this of course and rapes Dr Strange before he can set his amoral plan in motion, saving the Joker's ass
>>81694659
No, he doesn't like people touching his things
>>81694309
not canon Joker.
that version is clearly different
>>81697153
wrong
>>81699454
Nah! It would have been if he murdered the girl too. Because he murdered the manager (who wasn't at fault here) it made it a "sick joke!" Wouldn't say edgy though.
>>81694202
>>81694411
>>81694121
Killing comedy
>>81707605
Wait, why does he need to rape Dr. Strange?
>>81713026
Dr. Strange's computer simulation claimed that if the Batman raped Dr. Strange, crime in Arkham Asylum would drop 90%. Machines don't lie.
>>81712841
The fact that he takes the time to justify that to the other birds completely straight like they were his loyal henchmen he was talking to or whatever sells it.
