It's YOU who's out Gobbie, out of your mind!
...I forgot how shit that trilogy was
FINISH IT!!!
>>81659026
oh okay
YOU AND I COULD RULE THIS CITY SPIDAHMAN
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKER
>>81659035
The first one was proof of concept.
Second one was pretty damn good in both writing, action, and acting (ignoring Toby).
Third one was shit, pure and simple.
>>81659175
So, are you in or are you out?
>>81659188
Yeah, sure, I'm in. Fuck New York. Texas is better.
I'll gobble ur cock
>>81659026
It's YOU whos in, Gobbie. INsane!
OUT, am I?
I'm the one who's in, Gobby! IN-terested!
>It's you who's in, Gobbie,
>In-Denial!
>>81659210
Kaine, pls. You know Houston won't let you be all angsty and shit.
AVENGE ME!
GOOOOO!
HE STINKS AND I DON'T LIKE HIM
>>81659035
AND DELIVER US FROM EEEEEVIL!
>>81659026
YOU MESS WITH ONE OF US, YOU MESS WITH ALL OF US
>>81659026
SM2 is the only good Raimi film. But I still like the first one because of nostalgia and Kristen being her cutest.
>>81659364pancake tits
WOAH
>>81659175
Watched 1 and 2 yesterday, and yeah, the writing of 2 isn't great.
>it's a hero loses his powers as an impotence metaphor episode
>>81659442
>Villain hears voices because there needs to be a reason why he's evil
>Has a sudden and abrupt change of heart at the very end
Either Spider-Man 2 aged like milk or we were all fucking retarded in 2004
You can't do this. I built this company. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbq5r03Duj0
>>81659639
>not posting this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT55pvSe9R4
>>81659026
Pizza time.
>>81659175
>(ignoring the main character)
YOU WILL GET YOUR ONCE YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR.
>>81659334
When the movie first came out, my parents bought me a bootleg DVD of it that had hard-coded subtitles that seemed to have been translated from Chinese or something. Needless to say, there was some Duwang levels of hilarity, such as this guys line being replaced by "He is poor, and not meet standards!"
>>81659334
Tsss...yeah he smells like a buncha pisscum or sumthin
Oh.
>>81659742
I'm not paying for those.
HE STOLE THE GCAGSEEE!
I never really did know what he said
>>81659026
Reminder that the first movie wasn't allowed to have decent jokes about the Green Goblin for fear of hurting the costume designer's feelings.
>>81660352
It was one joke.
By Bendis.
>SLEEEEEEEP
>>81660366
>And one of the producers looked at me like I had just peed on her.
>She goes, "That costume costs a lot of money."
>I say, "I know but he would make fun of it. He would make fun of everything"
Straight from the shiny dome himself
>>81659854
Wait who is this?
>>81661082
Chip Chipperson, a comic genius and friend of Jim Norton, a mediocre comic, radio personality, and sweet boy who once had an extremely minor role in Spider-Man as the peek of his acting "career"
>>81659026
>not another orphanage!
>>81661132
>Sweet boy
Heh
In all seriousness he did become a pretentious, preachy faggot the older he got. I hate how he always got on his knees to suck the dicks of bigger celebs, as funny as he could be.
>>81659333
You're a good kid. But you're just not reliable.
>>81659478
>Either Spider-Man 2 aged like milk or we were all fucking retarded in 2004
>in 2004
I was 10 in 2004, so it's safe to say I was absolutely retarded.
>Nice outfit, faggot. Did your AIDS infected fudge packing husband make it for you?
Whoah, I knew it was a different time but damn Raimi's Spiderman was dark
>>81659442
>>81659478
In 2004 we were just happy to be getting big budget superhero movies like that again and Spider-Man was finally getting them
Holy shit are MJ and Peter so unlikable in that movie
>Let's make out the day before my wedding
>Sure!
Some hero
>>81659478
>2004
>THE BEST SUPERHERO MOVIE OF OUR TIME
>2016
>we might of jumped the gun a bit
>>81659478
Are you fucking retarded? The reason why he became evil is because of the mechanic arms (which was AI) and the fact that his lust for success blinded him which is something that he told about Peter at the first act of the movie. "Great power comes with great responsibility". In the end, when Peter reminded him about his ideals before he became evil, he remembered his true self. That's why he said " I will not die a monster".
>>81661163
He's always been that way. His Islam rants used to be total cringe, Jimmy always tries to have something to stand for and it's embarrassing
But that's part of why I love the little weasel, no matter what he does he will always be a cringey little guy....Chip is a true part of his personality. I think all his characters are, which raises some questions but, ultimately Jim is a douche....his self loathing makes it endearing though.
I just wish the kid would eat a fucking sandwich, he's looking like pic related these days + aids
>>81661492
Yeah his Islam/Anti Religion rants were pretty bad. Colin Quinn and Patrice were the smartest of that group. At least their smugness was mostly just to fuck with others. The thing I like about Patrice was he never tried to shit on other ways of thinking or living.
No. It is YOU that are going down!
BACK TO FORMULA?
>>81659175
If you don't agree with this, you can get the fuck out of my face.
BONESAW IS READY
Sam Raimi cheese + Spiderman cheese = Pure Fucking Gouda
Sure theyre not perfect but they're a fun time. I prefer Toby as Peter since he's such a awkward goof.
1 is such a comfy movie
2 was the movie 1 wanted to be
3 was shit, but it was entertaining shit
>>81659478
Spider-Man 2 existed to give us the vidya Spider-Man 2.
>My balloon!
>>81659175Toby was a better Peter Parker than Andrew
>>81663006
You say that like it isn't true.
>>81662144
>>81661050
He's right you know.
>>81663006
Andrew was much better Spider-man tho
>>81659026
But we can all agree that Willem Dafoe gave the best performance of the trilogy right?
>>81663822
agreed.
>Be god, creator of life and the universe itself
>Typical Thursday night in New York City
>Priests are closing up the church for the night
>Suddenly this blonde fuccboi walks in moping and wincing
>Looks like he's about to either burst into tears or shit his pants
>He kneels in a pew telling me hows he's been "humbled and humiliated" and how he needs me to grant him a favor
>Tells me that he wants me to kill Peter Parker
>lesigh.jpg
Wat do?
>>81664139
Shit on him from above.
Honestly the first movie had the potential to become top tier shitpost on the level of TDK if it only came out 5 years later
>>81659364
What was it with the time period of the late 90s/early 2000s and girls not wearing bras? I was born just a couple years too late to fully appreciate that shit
>>81659333
You're a good kid I like you, but you're just notDeepercutt
>>81663866
Dafoe was Dabest
>>81662143
>3 was shit, but it was entertaining shit
That taste..... strawberries.
>>81659175
>ignoring the main character
>writing
>no powers because reasons
>those neighbors
>MJ and the astronaut
Anon...
>>81664432
True but these days everyone wears yoga pants. I mean you almost might not even be wearing pants at that point.
>Spider-Man 3
>Let's just shoehorn Venom in there for fan service
>Movie does bad
>Execs: "Fucking Venom killed are hit movie! Let's never use him again!"
I would kill for a good spider man movie with Venom done right. But Sony will never do it at all and if they did they would fuck it up.
>>81659482
>IT'S YOU WHO'S OUT NORMAN, OUT OF A JOB!
>>81666380
Aren't they still planning to make a Venom spinoff movie? I'm pretty sure they've never stopped talking about making one, they just had to delay it because of the reboots.
>>81659026
Still tho, Raimi's Spider-man is still best Spider-man, ignoring Spider-man 3. Lot of cringe worthy dialogue but that's something we still have.
YOU'VE UPGRADED YOUR ARMOHR, I MADE SOME UPGRADES OF MAH OWN.
SWEAR TO MEEEEEEEE
and of course, the big guy incident.
>>81663795
Took me a while, but now I get it.
>>81659026
So what was the webbing on the suit made out of? It looks like something that would break constantly.
