cap and carol when?
He's too busy flirting on and off with a brown haired gypsy for forty years.
What about Diamondback
>>81640475
Well considering Cap is black now Marvel might actually make it happen.
>>81642953
Ironically she's with War Machine
>>81640475
Eh, Cap and Carol are completely mismatched, but Thor/Storm OTP.
>wanting to white cis blonde person together
do you even progress?
either one of them needs to be black or gay
also the carol if for jess
>>81640475
never. Carol's busy being a closeted lesbian
Wouldn't that be, like, the safest couple Marvel could write?
Tell me otherwise cause I'm curious on what is. The Marvel equivalent of Superman and Wonder Woman.
>>81644280
How is Superman and WW the safest pairing in DC?
>>81644280
Thor and sif
Thor and Valkyrie
Mar-Vell and Carol
Cap and Sharon Carter
>>81644280
Due to her currently being in a progressive relationship with a black man, and with tumblr making blood-sacrifices to try and make her a lesbian, I can't say that would be safe at all.
>>81644280
Thor-Valkyrie-Amora
OT3
>>81640475
Silly Anon, Steve's not a woman.
>>81643377
Marvel Adventures?
>>81643574
God GOD look at that booty!
>>81643574
jesus i know /co/ hates when people try to make superheroes dress more "conservatively" but goddamn how can anyone take that seriously.
a little cleavage and booty is fine but come on
>>81640475
never. they are making cap gay
>>81645711
>making
>>81644490
She barely even talks to Rhodey.
>>81645163
Why's it matter? They're literally toys for our entertainment. And as proven by all current stats...they're not for children.
>>81644280
What do you mean safest? As in it won't offend anyone? In that case Superman and Wonder Woman triggers a lot of people.
>>81640748
Bullshit, Carol was a soldier, she knows it's not her place to question the decisions of the person in command, regardless of what gender they are.
>>81642953
Not anymore.
>>81644480
Unless it's EMH Mar-Vell or Ultimate Mahr-Vel those guys have som kinky shapeshifting thing going on and I would have liked Carol getting a piece of that Kree space ass.
>>81647921
>>81646133
tumblr bad! tumblr go back to tumblr house!
>>81648102
This was during her alcoholism problem that's why Tony picked up on it.
Carol is suppose to be in the wrong here.
>>81640748
>Wanda's reaction like "What the fuck are you talking about Carol"
>>81648320
>He smelled the alcohol on her through his suit
>His method of handling the problem was not talking to her, but raiding her alcohol cellar
>>81649485
I luv ya Tony, best super-villain ever.
If he should fuck anyone who was Captain Marvel it should be Monica Rambeau
>>81640475
They're practically brother and sister.That's hot.
Never
Carol/Simon is my new OTPthey were actually a thing?? should i read reed Carol
Why are all female superheroes are sluts?
>>81651983
Because all superheroes are sluts.
>>81651902
Yeah, read Reed's Carol. It was good stuff, and he even bothered to create new villains for a change.
HELL NO.
>>81645099
Yeah, he must work out...
I think Steve would remind her too much of her dead brother. They did have a kid together in one alternate future, though.that and she's a closeted lesbian
>>81654259Frank should try to do some legit beefcake but he seems too "No Homo" for that.
>>81658391
Better short-hair look than the dyke cut.
CapxWanda when?
>>81658755
>>81658821
goddammit, wrong cap
>>81658821
>>81640475
>themself
>>81658391
Old Carol would have supported Trump
You know this to be true
>>81658873
Nah, she's a vet but she's always been uberfeminist
She'd vote for Hillary
>>81658873
Hillary is pretty much Carol's perfect candidate, and always has been. Hawkish woman president? She loves it.
She'd totally have voted for McCain, though.
>>81640475
Frank and Carol When?
>>81640475
That's a terrible pairing
>>81640790
Is she psychotic or something?
Monica and Carol when?
>>81640475
She's to busy eating out Kamala's sandy rebound snatch
>>81645163
>but goddamn how can anyone take that seriously.
You know how I can take that seriously?
Because it's Carol. A character so unpopular and such a fuck up that IN UNIVERSE she has to hire a publicist to make people like her more. I can entirely believe said publicist going "Look, you suck, but dat ass tho." and telling her to butt floss it up.
And FYI, something similar applies to Jessica Drew.
>>81658755
Wanda is the only mutie that Steve can stand.
>>81659697
>>81659361
Occasionally.
>>81640475
No matter who she ends up with (it'll be Jess), it can't possibly be worse than her and RhodeyRIP
>>81643574
I'd like to be back stage for that particular show.
>>81658945
Bush, Bush, McCain, prrrrrrrobably Romney, Hillary, in all likelihood.
>>81659388
Nah. I don't want Monica who gets on well with Carol, I want catty bitter Nextwave Monica who hates that everyone praises Carol for being "muh progressive female Captain Marvel" and nobody knows who she is.Monica's still a lesbian though
>>81640475
Depends, how long until she actually looks like a woman again because at the rate they're going with her looks, it wouldn't surprise me if they revealed she had a sex change
>>81659705
Reading this makes me sad. Wanda used to be a good person and character before Bendis and now because of all the shit he threw at her, all the writers treat her as a mentally unstable cunt.
>>81659697
>>81659705
>>81659734
There's a reason he "stomachs" her.
>>81653116
This Carol and Pete were cute together. Mismatched in a good way
>>81654259
I understood that reference
>>81645163
Oh IDK, how can you take them seriously?
>>81640475
Is Carol together with Puck yet? I'm behind a couple issues i think
>>81640475
>>81645163
I don't think you're supposed to take superheroes seriously in general.
>>81661651
Still "dating" War Machine. And by dating I mean he was there in the first issue when she went to space and hasn't been mentioned since.
They're too much like brother and sister, no thanks.
Just pull the trigger, Marvel.
That hammer's been cocked for years.
>>81643093
Until he bites it and she turns into Hitler that is.
>>81660686
The plot of her ongoing is literally that she's turning into Mar-Vell.
>>81665274
I wonder how long this fad will go on
>>81643377
I preferCap/Storm.
>>81664244
Do babies want to nurse immediately like that?
>>81665939
Yep.
>>81659734
Carol is just an awful insufferable person. There is literally nothing about her to like.
>>81667405
She has always been a horrible character/person.
>>81646133
>Go to ECCC yesterday.
>Every Ms. Marvel/Warbird costume is excellent.
>Every Captain Marvel costume fits Tumblr stereotypes to a T.
And the only Spiderwoman cosplay I saw was pregnant, which was hilarious.
>Cap
>With anyone other than Carol
>>81667472
>And the only Spiderwoman cosplay I saw was pregnant, which was hilarious.
...Was it a good cosplay?
>>81667522
*meant Sharron
>>81643716
so you're saying it's wrong for two white straight people to love each other? Geeze that's kinda closed minded all love should be equal.
>>81645711
Which Cap?
>>81667542
Was she wearing the new costume or the old one? Inquiring dicks want to know
>>81664244
>>81660765
Now I think it's more that she's introverted and, especially when it comes to being a mutant, is fairly depressed. Even before Bendis, she was always an Avenger before she was a mutant, as opposed to Quicksilver, who was more of a mutant.
>>81643716
>>81646133
>>81664244
>>81667959
>>81669836
Shut up Anya or they won't adopt you.
>>81651983
the male ones are too.
look, being a superhero is a high risk occupation. you fight on a daily basis and could die (or get your ass beat) anytime. that's going to make people horny right there. If you might die tomorrow, seize what you can today.
Also, 99% of all supers are ludicrously good-looking. have you read about how olympic athletes fuck behind the scenes, during the olympics? It's entertaining reading.
also, anonymity is liberating.
So: lots of athletic, sexy people who are in a very high-risk occupation and wear masks = a sex life even the Romans would envy.
>>81658930
>>81658945
Carol for Hillary? NOOOOOO. That whole thing with Hillary's private email server and how it got hacked? And how Hillary compromised classified data? she'd be demanding Hillary be arrested, like most vets IRL.
McCain, definitely.
>>81659361
in that case, she was freaking out because she was losing her powers.
recently, she's more confident with or without powers, so she doesn't freak out if they go on the fritz. On the minus side, she really likes violence. Like, REALLY REALLY likes it. And is in denial about it.
>>81643377
this was the best
>>81664244
>Just pull the trigger, Marvel.
this. IMHO they're more entertaining together than seperate. Plus, you know, lesbians.
>>81669770
Fuck you, Carol. You cunt.
>>81670232
I think Carol would be thinking about moving to Britain for this election. She wouldn't support any of the front runner. Heck she might actually take a swing at Trump
>>81669901
And in doctrine her into their secret sapphic ways.
>>81670513
Does Cap have an official military rank? Because I believe Carol was a Colonel.
>>81672307
Steve Rogers is a one star brigadier general
>>81672544
>Is a general
>Call him captain
>>81672544
I think he's usually actually a Captain.
>>81674135
>>81675062
Captain is just a moniker not his rank it pretty much honorary captain when he was fighting in WWII. Steve Rogers was a PFC at that time.
By now he is at most a Four Star General or at least a One Star General.
>>81667382
This. It baffles me as to why they're pushing her so hard, when she's the weakest of the Marvels. Hell, even the current ones would be better to push than her.
>>81677013
Because, sad as it is, Carol Danvers is Marvel's best strong, female lead.
>>81640604
Bucky is not a gypsy.
>>81677322
Unless you count muties yup. I think She Hulk is the only other female that comes close.
>>81677322
yuck, this is how it degrades to
>>81678016
And She-Hulk automatically loses feminism points because of all the cheesecake.
Also, because she's just a female version of an existing male character. (Which, of course, Carol is as well, but not as many average Joes realize it.)
>>81677013
There are many female characters they could be pushing rather that Carol.
She's garbage no matter what the circumstances or creative team. Fucking garbage.
>>81668236
Wanda is a good person who struggles with feeling like an outsider, and anxieties about her powers. She was often depressed in Busiek's run but not in any way psychotic.
Bendis shat on that by removing and retconning key elements such as Chthon and downplaying her witchcraft in favour of her being a dumb mutant who can't control her powers, ignoring the fact that she was the only being in the entire universe to master Chaos Magic, which she achieved despite all the tragedy in her life.
Bendis took away her achievements and exagerated her flaws, turning her depression into psychotic bitchery.
>>81646133
fun fact. those 2 are supposed to be canon the 2 hottest, most bodacious superheroines in the marvel universe. Every one is drawn that way, but they are the ones sho are supposed to look the way they are drawn. Think amy lynn baxter from penthouse, or sabrina salerno. That kind of body. Especially carol, she's supposed to look softer while jessica is a bit more toned
>>81680300
Um i don't think so. There are people like Emma and Black Widow who use their sex appeal as tactics. Not sure who in Marvel is supposed to be the hottest...Amora? Probably would be some goddess
>>81680300
No.
>>81681199
>Emma and Black Widow who use their sex appeal as tactics
nowhere did I say that emma and black widow aren't hot.
>>81680300
You got a source to back that up? Because that sounds like bullshit.
>>81670232
>>81671913
She'd vote for a third-party run by Bulldog Mattis. Ten bucks on it.
>>81674135
>>81676062
I thought he was just a full-bird Colonel? He was in Ultimates anyway.
>>81648065
LIKE ME
>>81643377
God damn, Thor can be smooth.
