Would you like to have a beer with this guy?
>>81631701
And fuck his wife.
>>81631744
His daughter too (the teenaged version)
>>81631701
He's a bit old fashioned
>>81631701
I drink with my Dad all the time, good guy. Does proper casual racism. Got banned from a kebab shop for calling all the Turks Greeks after a heavy night out. Was hilarious.
>>81633642
>called all the Turks Greeks
My God man, finish the story
>>81633642
is that you pebbles?
>>81631701
I actually really want to see a revival of the Flintstones in the style of that WWE crossover
Jeff Bergman needs to be fired as Bugs Bunny but he's great as Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble (even though he didn't do Barney in the aforementioned movie)
>>81633642
there arent very many circumstances under which calling someone greek is a compliment
but being turkish is one of them
>>81633789
that is a cute fucking Pebbles
>>81631701
don't you mean cactus juice
>>81633899
>>81633717
Not really much more to tell, it was all a blur since we were all pretty drunk. He was arguing with one of the guys for some reason and about 5 of them gathered round shouting and he pointed to each one and said they were the worst Greeks he had ever met. They went ballistic but we had a large squad so it was just them pushing him out and shouting and the rest of us pissing ourselves and trying to calm everything down. To the Turks credit they forgave him and let him back after a couple of weeks.
>>81633642
Casual racism can be funny. I'd do it with granddad more if he weren't an actual racist.
>so anon, i heard you moved to a new place again. Is it a good neighborhood? There aren't many niggers there, are there?
>nah, it's mostly members of the aryan race.
No response. Motherfucker didn't even register my sarcasm. Fuck that guy.
>>81634277
that's lame. people should be able to say that and have it understood they mean rap-listening criminal thugs with bad english, regardless of race. especially since niggers always ARE every race. the inner city's the most cosmopolitan place around.
>>81634277
Yeah that's a bit shit, my Dad will take the piss but he wouldn't actually hold race against a person.
>>81634277
At the risk of turning this thread into /pol/, black neighborhoods do tend to have a ton of crime and violence. His heart was in the right place.
Nice numbers.
>>81634471
My fault.
Why was Barney the best character?
>>81631701
Sure. Fred is a lad.
>>81634649
>Gee Fred, duhh I actually dont give a fucking shit about your grievances
>[sustained goofy laughter]
Basically a summary of his character
>>81634277
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>>81634471
My mom is african american teacher with a masters in history and 20 years of history and she goes on rants that are INSANELY ignorant. Like, straight out of pol level. But not just niggers niggers niggers, she just has this insane spread
>Implying Pakistan is in asia
>Greece isnt real
>There is a laziness gene in black people
Its really weird.
>>81631701
I'd rather get stoned.
>>81636437
>>81636933
You would think that but ita nitike uncle tom
My mom just hates everybody and has cartoonishly insane rants about how all women are whores and thats a good thing or how waiting until marriage is a scam or how the idea of boy friends is stupid
>>81637308
That sounds really funny in a messed up way. Any examples or stories?
>>81636437
Looks like she missed out on the bad genes then. Good for her!
>>81631818
>(the teenaged version)
FUCKING NORMIE SCUM GTFO MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>81640050
I keep joking I need to start a shit my mom says twitter let me dig up some I saved
"I hate niggas like that, why I gotta girlfriend to go out with you"
"He wold be less ugly if he was lighter. "
"You can't be in love without having sex "
"You are young, you are black and you have a dick."
"She's gonna smoke weed anyway"
"you're an asshole You could have given her 100 dollars, that would relax her pussy up"
"If I $2000 I would give mt freind 100 to screw me"
"In college the gays give molly and shit and relax you and then they have sex with you . And next thing you bam
you're getting fucked and your having gay sex and you can be blindfolded and someone can be kissing you sucking your Dick and you dont even know it's a man"
"Which one do I use to purple drink "
"Damnit
why it have to be your grandma, okay remember we have something to do in five minutes
>>81644392
Reminder, 20 years of education including adminstration and has a masters.
I asked her why she necer got a doctorate and got a rant for it
>>81644448
Getting a master's in history or a job as an education administrator isn't exactly for smart people
>>81633789
Agreed, the aesthetic was solid, I'd love to see more of it.
>>81634425
Blacks actually calls those people niggAS instead, since saying nigger makes you sound like an inbred country hick no matter how you slice it.
>>81631701
I haven't watched this show in nigh on twenty years, but I seem to remember Fred being a pretty big asshole.
>>81636437
>Implying Pakistan is in Asia
It shares a border with fucking China, how is it not in Asia?
>>81651798
My mom is on the spectrum as I am, she says she has touettes but the only thing proven is dsylesixa and add.
I just assume she is sperging out but am in awe on how she can be so batshit fucking wrong on what she literally spent half her life on.
>>81651798
To be entirely fair, the difference between Asia and Europe is based on political and cultural boundaries rather than science.
Either Europe should be part of Asia, or Asia should be three continents depending on how you look at it.
>>81644800
It is if you're independently wealthy. Or plan on teaching.
>>81631701
Yeah, I'd have aRolling Rockwith him
>>81644392
So basically a female version of Principal Lewis?
>He's got red eyes from smoking weed!
>>81644392
>He wold be less ugly if he was lighter
They didn't have beer in the stone age. You need agriculture for that.
>>81645106
But they call each other niggAs all the time. So does that mean blacks consider each other to be hood trash? Pretty sure the infamous Chris Rock routine was about niggERs.
>>81656759
Yes but technically competenet and not.hopped up on drugs and sex crimes
>>81654099
Aw man, this franchise is so irrelevant now. I wonder if kids now just think they're the guys on the vitamin bottle.
>>81631701
Beer, giant ribs and bowling.
Sounds good as long as you don't get hit in the head by a bowling ball.
>downloaded this because I wanted to see Fred fucking
>never happens
>he's never even naked
>at one point his pants have a tent, but it's probably a prosthesis
>surprisingly decent episode of The Flintstones though, 8/10
