Any day now, John.
>>81617622
ANY DAY YOU WANT IT
THAT'S THE DAY YOU NEED IT
>It's called Cans Without Labels
>A can without a label is presented
I delivered as promised.
>>81617631
ANYWAY YOU WANT IT
>post yfw you didn't back Cans Without Labels
You could say the whole things was canned.
John, plz. Nobody cares about your shitty daddy issues student animation project.
>>81617674
THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT
What is this even about? Some revolutionary meta commentary about animation? The story he always wanted to tell?
Or just some dumb shit about a guy and a bunch of cans?
>>81617928
>The story he always wanted to tell?
Kind of. It's mostly John's perpetual angst that his father called him a sissy boy because he took up a career in animation instead of a "manly" job like driving a bulldozer or something like that.
>>81617929
>The story he always wanted to tell?
>Or just some dumb shit about a guy and a bunch of cans?
a mix of both. John has more daddy issues than a Blacked pornstar, and he wanted to make an homage to him, using a "fond memory"of his that would be considered children abuse by anybody else.
>>81617704
>mfw I didn't even know what Cans without labels was and reading about the entire shit storm that ensued.
remember that crazy woman that was stalking and harrassing him that went to jail for it, got out, and worked for ralph bakshi on coney? i forgot her name, but that was all going on while he was supposed to be working on this i think.
>>81617704
>>81617998
>>81617964
Needless to say, his father and grandfather were typical blue collar slobs of their generation just like my grandfather was and they thought he was a wimp for not following in their footsteps.
>>81618051
Elana Pritchard
>>81618021
>mfw I thought this was just some ren and stimpy sketch I forgot about
>>81618051
You're talking about Elana Pritchard, right? If the numbers add up John pulled a pump and dump and she got mad. She was probably stalking him after the event, John filed a restraining order, she later posted a photo of it on his blog and was asking why he doesn't call her or come see her. I also remember distant family was telling this girl to stay away from him for her own good. There's no way I'm dreaming this up.
Now I'm not saying that's what happened, but we're talking about good 'ol John here. In short, I think this girl is pretty stupid.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/341471863/the-circus
http://www.animationinsider.com/2015/02/elana-pritchard/
>>81617998
>>81618127
basically we are seeing a guy live while he tries to deal with his daddy issues in a shitty, horrible unfunny short that takes forever to produce
I'm enjoying every single moment of the horrible ride
>>81618166
She's no Katie Rice, but she's still pretty hot.
>>81617759
>student animation project
That's what it looks like to me, too.
>>81619486
you Katie Rice posters are so silly
go get your dicks wet for onceand I'm not talking about getting in the shower
>>81619631
Katie Rice posters are likely John K in disguise. He never got over her even after she rejected him time and time again.
>>81619669
>Katie Rice posters are likely John K in disguise.
So that's why Cans Without Labels isn't finished.
>>81619669
No just a Skadi/Camp Weedonwancha fan.
I freely admit that she doesn't look NEARLY as good now. The pics of her and John K are from like, 2003-2006. Late 20's/Early 30's haven't been kind to her.
>>81619744
However, the other one, the one who made the facesitting comment, might be John K because it wasn't me. I made all the ones in the other thread though.
>>81617704
>>81619669
I liked when he made a whole hidden rant about the whole affair in one of his cartoon pilot. It was so blatant, with the poor innocent man only being seduced by the hot girl that was so mean to not let him do his things. I think it was something about super pigs or something.
>>81619790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep6__f-i6jw
>>81617704
>>81617622
What a stupid fucking idea.
"Cans without labels."
>>81619960
It sounds like a non-government charity outreach activist organization,
>>81619980
Médecins Sans Étiquettes
what is this cans without labels thing I keep seeing? can someone explain it to me?
>>81620035
no one can explain autism, you have to see it for yourself
I've heard rumors that John creeps on pretty young interns. However I heard it from someone who had prior reason to be buttmad at him so I don't know how true it is. Any other sources for this?
I remember seeing this video of an interview with him, I think about naked beach frenzy and he's hanging all over this 20 something girl who wanted to work with him as she was a big fan of Ren and Stimpy as a kid. He just went on saying how attractive she is, slipping it into every other sentence.
>>81620068
those aren't rumors
John is a coozhound
>>81620068
>I remember seeing this video of an interview with him, I think about naked beach frenzy and he's hanging all over this 20 something girl who wanted to work with him as she was a big fan of Ren and Stimpy as a kid. He just went on saying how attractive she is, slipping it into every other sentence.
That's the big one, that's Katie Rice. The situation is she met John K online and got drawing tips from her when she was in high school. John K went to her fifteenth birthday party too and stuff. Then when she was old enough he started to try and come onto her, and she rejected him. However John K kept at it even when both of them were in relationships.
>>81619914
she even looks like Cathy.
>>81617704
>>81620108
I don't even. That's some John Romero shit
>>81620108
>The situation is she met John K online
pretty sure she knew him before internet was a thing at all
>>81620179
Katie is made of pure sex, don't blame him one bit.
>>81620205
Maybe it was letter correspondence then, basically she showed John her art and he gave her tips.
>>81620205
She's not that old. We're talking about the late 90's here.
>>81620230
>the late 90's here
When internet wasn't really a thing. People takes it for granted but nobody had access to it outside of universities and big cities until 2004-5
>>81620210
Yeah I'm fapping real hard to that, yessireebob.
>>81620218
But he never gave her the tip
And he never will
>>81620258
What kind of crack are you smoking? Everyone in my small hick town in fuckistan had dialup by 1996, and cable broadband by 2001. Jesus what a fucktard.
>>81620258
If you are under the age of 18, please cease using this website.
>>81620275
>being this mad over someone not having internet
a new level of autism
>>81620258
Why does someone born after 9/11 give a shit about the guy who made Ren and Stimpy?
>>81620261
Whoa, does she have her shirt open there?
>>81620258
it wasn't QUITE that primitive back in the olden days, buckaroo
>>81618071
>Jiro
Patrician taste right there.
>>81617622
>Giving money to a guy that, among other things, was infamous for his failure to get his work in on time
Really you have no one to blame but yourselves for this.
>>81620304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLwzlCuXlbM
In the video the camera doesn't pan below what you see in the pic so who knows?
>>81620261
>>81620338
TFW when Mike and Jerry are laughing their asses off using that still for the preview image. Katie probably rages over that to this day.
>>81617622
>give money to guy who got fired from every job he's had for not being able to meet deadlines
>be shocked when the project that was paid for is late
>>81620301
>there are kids who were born after homestarrunner.com was created who are shitposting underage b& on 4chan instead of doing their algebra homework right now
>>81620258
There was already 4chan in 2004. FOUR FUCKING CHAN YOTSUBA MOTHERFUCKING CHAN in 2004.
I feels bad for Katie Rice because people post her art of Cute Ladies and credit it to John K All the time.
>>81617704
I'm kind of out of the loop here. What shitstorm? Wasn't this made by the Ren and Stimpy guy?
>>81620258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF7EpEnglgk
This is you in the video.
>>81620533
moar like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0mg9DxvfZE
>>81620274
And I doubt he wants to hit on her anymore anyway now that she's a 30-something landwhale.
>>81617704
I backed that Dead Meat Kickstarter Maxwell Atoms had and it's been like 3 years and nobody's gotten any of the Kickstarter goods
>>81620572
Doesn't even matter if he does or not, she's already broke ties with him, plus I'm pretty sure she's living with her boyfriend Adam.
>>81620572
Time hasn't been kind, but damn she's fine on the dvd
>>81620572
Sometimes the heart is stronger than the dick
>>81620515
"Made" implies he actually made the cartoon.
Ren & Stimpy was GOAT.
Ripping Friends was pretty good too.
>>81620640
plus her comic is good
>>81620681
Both her comics are good.
>>81617704
>post yfw you did
I don't get it
>>81620689
yeah but skadi is ending real soon unfortunately
seems like she's getting a HAPPY ENDING though so that's rad
>>81620640
Honestly, even her 20 year old self doesn't impress me that much. She's too big-boned and not petite enough.
>>81620068
John K is an infamous womanizer and noticably fond of veal.
>>81620926
Who isn't though. John just doesn't care how unsightly it is to act on it.
>>81620851
your shit tier taste isn't my problem
>>81620851
She's not bad there at all, she could just use some makeup.
>>81620926
Noone who hates veal can be a bad person
>>81620851
Stop being so modest, Katie. We know you're a sex goddess.
>>81620956
point, but most people are smart enough not to get caught on camera making an ass of themselves trying to get laid.
>>81620926
I wonder just how many female students of his have told him no.
>>81621198
Nobody can resist John's veal
Seriously, who is interested on this character?
and who cares?
>>81621227
I'm pretty sure Katie did.
I did like "Eat your face, boy!" but one good gag not enough to carry the whole short.
Give us a complete storyboard, or script or something...maybe crowdsource help to finish it?
>John actually visits Katie at her house and attends her 13th birthday
>and offers to school her in the fine art of animation
I bet if she'd been a boy, he wouldn't be this charitable.
>>81617704
>>81621358
Well I mean it is good to support female creators?
>>81621358
What I wanna know is how John convinced her parents to be ok with it.
>>81620258
jesus christ
>>81620108
>>81621358
One can visualize how that worked.
KR: "Hi, I'm Katie and I love R&S. I'd like to be an animator someday."
John: "Whoa. Easy there, boner. Why, I'd be delighted to teach you a few 'things', little girl. Just give me your contact information..."
And for all his effort, he didn't get anything.
>>81622197
I'm not defending John but are you pretending you have no sexual attraction whatsoever to teenage girls Because if so, that's a good joke friend.
In my book all he did wrong was not taking no for an answer after she started working with him, orbiting her and being the stereotypical "patient nice guy" hoping she'd eventually cave
>>81620963
Makeup is for whores.
>>81622235
See >>81621358
What if she was a dude and her name was Kyle Rice. Do you think John would do all this for an aspiring young cartoonist?
>>81622309
No way. I see what you mean and agree. I'm just saying, the attraction isn't wrong. Being a desperate clingy creeper is. It's weird and gross with a grown woman and doubly so with a teen girl. Either they like you or they don't.
He's like Doug TenNapel, both get away with loads of shit because they have created such beloved works.
>>81622345
Especially when you're almost 30 years older than the girl you're hitting on.
>>81622345
You mean like Ripping Friends and Veggietales In The House?
>>81622138
The fact that he'd created a popular cartoon probably made him seem more respectable. Although as far as we know, he didn't actually hit on Katie until she was 18. Even so, it's fairly obvious that he wasn't just trying to help an aspiring young cartoonist.
>>81620258
Uh my lower-middle class family had AOL in the 90s bro.
And of course Usenet was something that was somewhat widely used
>>81621358
He did the same thing for Aaron Springer and Matt Danner.
>>81617704
>>81620533
I remember back in 1994-95 first trying to get on the internet on my father's computer, waking up at five in the morning to have any sort of workable speed.
>>81622595
What.
>>81622821
?
It's Blake's brother, Cash
>>81617704
>post yfw you did back Cans Without Labels
>>81620258
were you in like Russia or something?
>>81618166
She went to prison for a few months and wrote a comic about it, it was actually kind of interesting
>>81617622
Could someone please explain this whole situation? I've never kept up with John K, but this thread has me curious.
>>81622595
I wonder what effect that name will have on him? With a name like that, anything below CEO of a mega corporation is a failure.
>>81617622
Just what else does the guy have to take up his time that he cannot finish a short in under a year and a half anyway?
>>81623077
Katie Rice
>>81623113
>>81623201
>>81617632
>CANS With Labels
>A can
>A
Bravo, John.
Bravo.
>>81619744
because dopey man faced white women always age bad
>all this fluff
what happened? Where is the problem?
did a show got cancelled because of sexual tensions or what?
>>81624175
Read the thread
>>81620597
And Maxwell Atoms is gainfully employed at WB so he really should get his shit together.
>>81624175
John K pitched a 5-minute cartoon for $100,000 and change ($20,000 a minute, that's decent for high-quality animation)
The 5-minute cartoon ballooned into an 8-minute cartoon (hey, more animation for the same price, that's good, right?)
John K hasn't delivered the cartoon despite being three years past the due date.
In the meantime he's had back surgery and worked on other projects.
On the other hand, he has delivered most of the rewards, so it's just the issue of the cartoon being delayed rather than the supporters getting completely shafted.
Still, it's extremely unprofessional.
>>81617704
>mfw I gave 100 dollars to this instead of Anomalisa
>>81619914
This is fucking great.
>>81622345
>He's like Doug TenNapel, both get away with loads of shit because they have created such beloved works.
And what does Doug get away with? Being a Christian?
>>81620597
>Cans without Labels
>Dead Meat
>Bee and Puppycat
what other animation kickstarters resulted in nothing?
>>81617704
>putting money into something without full guarantee of quality or even content as promised.
Why does this generation beg to be scammed?
>>81620292
Calling someone autistic because you said something stupid is just laughable
>>81629142
I've still got hope in Dead Meat given how many videos Max has been posting of it lately
>>81620851
are you white or asian? this is why i only mess with latinos, south europeans, arabs, and pakis!!!!!!!!!
>>81617704
>wanting to see John K animate things
>>81620851
Isn't this a picture from a party where all the man were 40+ and all the women were under 25?
>>81617704
>>81617704
>>81621235
George Liquor is OK. You can make something out of him.
Those two kids, though, they bore me to tears.
>>81620292
People wouldn't get mad if you actually knew what you were talking about.
>>81620275
>1996
>everybody having internet
No, kid. Just no.
>>81629482
>>81630249
It wasnt even me 'tists
>>81630489
then why get so very butthurt over it
>again calling people autists for calling you out on your stupidity
you're a broken record and I very much respect that anon
>>81629142
Just follow the Dead Meat Tumblr, at least he's constantly showing updates and progress.
>>81629142
>>Dead Meat
at least that one gets frequent updates
plus he's working with puppet shit, which i assume take more time to make
>>81630420
My High School ICQ list said otherwise, KID.
>>81620068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UojpZ_Ec-q8
>>81620703
He made it seem so promising....
>>81634806
We all tried to warn you. There were constant threads on why it was a terrible idea.
>>81634859
I was too busy onother boardsat the time.
>>81634549
And people say Katie isn't hot as fuck.
>>81617704
I think I decided to back some minicomic zine publisher instead of this. Worked out well in my favor, I got the books before they even got funded.
>>81630420
Not everybody but a good amount of people had dial-up.
>>81635419
Shit, you could order Pizza Hut delivery online in 1995, while you were buying shit on eBay
