OP dedicated to an underappreciated album.
First for Crowbar.
second for sleepy
who else wants dave to fuck his mom
>>81611896
Sburb will always be the prettiest album.
It's no contest. Although OYO is close.
fuck all of you underage shits
>>81611928
I dont understand why im so hot for a fictional Kermit character
>>81611982
I want Vriska to fuck his mom.
UPDATE
>no terezi and vriska fraymotif
>no vriska and meenah fraymotif
>>81611997
My one hope for Act 7 is at least one song from Sburb.
>>81612031
i like this too
i also love davevriska
...davemomvriska. this is good
>>81612038
you're a bad mamma jamma
>>81611982
I'd like all the kids to cuddle one another.
If you want sex you'll have to look in fanwank.
>>81612073
Dave finally fucks his sister. His new adopted sister.
>>81611928
Perfection
>>81612038
this is not the true upd8 anon do not trst them
>>81612084
well yeah i want them all to cuddle too obviously i just want dave to bang his mom hes been obsessed for milfs for far too long to not be banging his mom
>>81611991
>Jake not in tighties/a speedo
ONE job
>>81612066
>no terezi and vriska fraymotif
That would be the most overpowered shit right there.
>>81612019
probably because of his take-no-nonsense attitude and his general competence.
I mean he killed Jake, he manages to keep the entire gang of temporally problematic dangerous morons on track, and fucking Caliborn likes him.
but he's gay
I decided to reread because I'm autistic and want to see everything I've missed, and I saw this.
Could this possibly be foreshadowing for Undertale, and the undertale reference in HS???
>>81612096
this is fucking incredible this is all i have for it and i dont even really know what the dialogue means but i like the art
>>81611982
I want Dave to be fucked by Karkat.
>>81612138
This I mean
Summing up the crack theories from last thread:
>Dirk's Yaldabaoth is also Caliborn's
>crowbar and Gamzee got to LOCAM through black hole
>the calliope/caliborn name bullshit
>>81611991
>Jake and Jade are tall
>John is short
How do these genetics work?
>>81612138
Literally nothing? Of course.
>>81612117
post suggestive araara
anon who wanted lewd male nepetas
here you go
http://nsfw-pj.tumblr.com/post/142498184409/
>>81612111
I'm sure it'll be implied in the final page at the most.
>>81612160
The first two are just BKEW theories.All three look pretty plausible.
>>81612153
did you know that goats exist in the real world
>>81612161
jane is even shorter than him wheres the contradiction
>>81612181
>>81612127
Guiding vriska towards the absolute best possible scenario for her fortune?
She would become the white gun herself and one hit ko LE
>>81612153
>00316
do you have any idea how LONG ago that page was created? Was Toby even part of the team back then?
>>81612038
I miss it when we did these.
I miss having every day updates.
>>81612145
>>81612183
i really fucking hope so, he deserves to bang his mom. i think ill write a fic about this right now actually. is there anything you want to see in it
>>81612183
He will be fucking a hot mom, but not in the way you think
>>81612174
No what?
>>81612207
>>81612138
>>81612153
5 DAYS UNTIL DAVEKAT ENDGAME
5 DAYS UNTIL NO KAREZI EPILOGUE
5 DAYS UNTIL ENDLESS SHITPOSTING AND HOMOPHOBE NAME-CALLING
5 DAYS UNTIL HOMESTUCK FOLDERS GETTING DELETED
5 DAYS UNTIL YOUR SUICIDE
AND SATURDAY IS VRISKA'S ULTIMATE FATE
>>81612231
Sure man, cheers.
>>81612232
I can dig Dave/Jane as well.
>>81612222
I miss having quads.
Pic related, me lusting after your digits.
>Homestuck has become nothing more than a catalog of cheap, gimmicky whores and manwhores to a demographic of teens who were 10 years old when it started
Sad times.
>>81612245
it's already saturday in several time zones including hussie's
>>81612245
I don't give a fuck about Karkat in any way. Actually, scratch that, I hope he dies. Because he's useless and an eyesore and refused to grow up.
>>81612245
I doubt davekat is gonna happen anymore, there were too few updates, he hasn't acknowledged it in a long while, instead teasing other things, and there's none of updates left
How does it feel like to know that Dave and Karkat will be fucking each other's asses at some point in the future, in canon?
So, if the Spades Slick we've been following was sent to the main timeline from another one when he tried to open English's vault, what happened with the SS that was actually native to the main timeline our Slick was sent to?
>>81612231
>>81612111
I like how you're talking about Dave fucking milfs like it's imperative to his character arc.
>>81612221
On a related note, according to some guy's Reddit comment I just found, Bill Bolin got Toby on the music team. I don't know if that's true, since I wasn't around then, but I'm going to believe it.
Let's all thank Based Bolin for Undertale.
>>81612311
Probably died at some point, given that the entire mansion had mysteriously burned to the ground.
>Hussie will be too lazy/busy to start a new comic right away
>>81612245
I don't care about ships, I just want Rose playing the rain endgame.
>>81612276
All the animals come out for homestuck - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the internet.
>>81612330
it's very important to him, as a person
>>81612342
>Hussie will never start his promised masterpiece after homestuck:(
>>81612182
if anyone has any suggestions for the second party in this feel free
>>81612182
Not that anon but it's qt
>>81612342
gotta let most of the weirdos shuffle out and then start anew with just 50
or 500
actually let's go with 5000
>>81612311
It's the same Spades Slick.
>>81612386
it's hussie
>>81612386
Male Kanaya? Could be fabulous.
>>81612096
I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes this crack ship. I feel like they'd have a good dynamic: Dave not putting up with Vriska's shit and Vriska not babying Dave.
>>81612365
>Dog carcass in alley. This morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This thread is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.
>>81612386Pounce de Leon
>>81612239
>>81612386
How about... ANOTHER NEPETA
>>81612294
>>81612386
male terezi
please
>>81612454
>>81612427
seriously, terezi deciding to troll john and stay with it rather than picking up dave later
vriskas all pissy she doesnt have a human and chooses dave
they just constantly are fucking with each other and are bickering constantly but like each other more than everyone else and make fun of everyone together in private (sometimes in public)
What does it mean?
>>81612386
A regular tiger.But with big dick.
>>81611896
Blue board
>>81612473
>>81612294
>implying they're not frot warriors
>>81612495
A play which destroys freedom
>>81612469
>>81612386
Male Porrim
>>81612495
Whispering and snuggling.
>>81612512
>>81612294
I miss when Hussie would blog about random shit. Switching credit cards, adventuring to Olive Garden, defacing books about wizards, blitzing his chakras, and buying horse paintings. All great. Maybe he'll do it again once the fanbase is back to 50 randos.
>>81612502
>>81612294
They're gonna run a train on Terezi. Jade's invited too.
>>81612558
>>81612582
>>81612386
Female Karkat
>>81612584
>implying
Terezi's gonna make them fuck her sister first. If you can't survive Vriska you're not man or troll enough to fuck Terezi herself.
>>81612506
>implying Dave wont simply roll Karkat over one day
>>81612582
>>81612584
Knight's club. Only Knights allowed.
>>81612641
>>81612658
>dave/latula/karkat
>>81612658
Latula/Dave/Karkat
This could be a great reaction pic.
>>81612678
>>81612411
Are you sure? That doesn't seem right, but honestly once the weird time shit starts kicking in I begin to get all sorts of things mixed up so for all I know that might be true.
Also, I might just need a reminder for this, but if the mansion is destroyed and all the MC and most of The Felt are dead in the resulting timeline, how is Scratch and the Felt alive again when Doc is being an excellent host to the readers later in the story?
Honestly I probably just need to reread the whole story again because I've forgotten a lot of shit at this point
So... I'm confused about the timeline.
Is one of the last pages going to be the 8 kids traveling via Johns powers to fight Caliborn so the 4 B1 kids can be sucked into his Juju (which I had assumed represented the whole story of Homestuck) as recounted in Caliborns claymation?
That's a depressing as fuck ending if they are just sent back in time to the beginning of the comic
Please tell me I've misunderstood what's going on
>>81612694
>anime blush marks
>>81612706
thats from strip pokerstuck isnt it
>>81612680
>>81612691
and like half of these threads
http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Fraymotif
This list is missing a bunch now.
Actually, I'm going to storytime Hussie's Wizardology defacement. If you haven't read it yet you are to be envied.
>>81612741
You haven't misunderstood, logically that has to happen sometime.
You are presuming that will be the way the comic ends, though. Which is very presumptuous.
>>81612774
They're unnamed.
>>81612761
yes
>>81612680
>>81612691
I can dig it
>>81612741
Supposedly when Vriska points the house juju at English it will release them.
>>81612641
Jesus CHRIST even aside from hidden reasons Aradia was always the hottest for me.
>>81612780
I have the dragon version of that book
>>81612780
Bless you, anon, you saintly soul.
>>81612849
I think I vaguely remember a couple of these pages being out of order. It should be all of them, anyway.
>>81612825
hidden reasons?
>>81612825
What hidden reasons?
>>81612798
But if the 4 kids are sucked in that will essentially be the end of their character arcs. It will be a closed loop, that will be the end of them. No happily ever after, no John/roxy or rose/kanaya or Dave/anyone endgame
Also I don't see how that can work because if jade is sucked into the juju she won't become the new universe which was heavily foreshadowed
>>81612780
I actually have this fucking book.
Never read it though.
>>81612222
I miss when it was several times a day.
>>81612878
>>81612882
Well, you can read its better alternate now. They should republish it like this.
>>81612876
>Jade turning into a frog
>heavily foreshadowed
Who was in the wrong here?
>>81612823
I thought the Juju was already used by John when he touched it. I thought that canon-altering ability WAS Caliborns weakness (which fits in with the idea LE can't be killed by regular methods)
>>81612916
(Vriska) for existing and being such a damn pansy
>>81612876
>But if the 4 kids are sucked in that will essentially be the end of their character arcs. It will be a closed loop, that will be the end of them. No happily ever after, no John/roxy or rose/kanaya or Dave/anyone endgame
You're assuming they'll be trapped in there forever? Why?
>Also I don't see how that can work because if jade is sucked into the juju she won't become the new universe which was heavily foreshadowed
What the fuck?
>>81612918
Oops, misclicked. There's no sense to the order anyway.
>>81612916
Vriska is always in the wrong
>>81612872
ara ara~
>>81612916
Everyone.
Vriska is a Vriska and is evil.
(Vriska) is a Vriska and is evil.
Meenah is a Vriska-like subsitute and is evil.
>>81612958
>>81613015
The end. I hope you all enjoyed.
Up next will be1/18
>>81612963
Oh god, it fits so well:
"I slept and saw God's forge in frost. Its hearth was quelled, and as it cooled so swooned the verdancy it kept above. In slumber it grew a thick winter skin, white as bedsheets. In their folds the waker dreamt, her breath as steam, her touch as hot as iron, forgotten in the fire.
Oh, that this too too solid flesh would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew!"
-Acclaimed actor and sleeping prophet, Charles Dutton
>>81612767
Ayy! We're just a bunch of go-getters who care about our friends, alright? Or whatever the fuck it actually means who knows.
>>81612928
That's possible. Some people have been suggesting the juju has a third mode. We'll just have to see.
>>81613026
fuck yeah
>>81612937
Because Caliborn literally says the juju seals them in there forever
And did you miss the bit after calliopes foreboding speech and jade worriedly looking at her hands and seeing stars and galaxies in them
i just wish that dave was a dickhead again
>>81612916
What did he mean by this?
>>81612988
Loved this series.
>>81613062
he wanted to have a more important role in the fight
pussy wanted to deliver the final blow on LE and be a hero
>>81613053
Been a while, Captain.
>>81612876
Go fucking reread the story because you clearly have no clue what's going on.
>>81612334
The source no longer exists on account of Radiation turning into a more private figure, but here's a reference to the source back when it existed:
https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/1ay6sr/i_saw_a_few_other_people_sharing_their_desktops/c91vjti?context=1
EXTREMELY important question I need answered by you Katnep shippers in here.
http://strawpoll.me/7321219
http://strawpoll.me/7321219
http://strawpoll.me/7321219
>>81613051
>trusting Caliborn
And no, Jade isn't gonna become the universe you goof.
>>81613053
underrated pairing
>>81613049
I'm sorry, I don't actually have 1/18. I also regret that I can't find First World Flight except for one page.
>>81613096
What did you mean by this?
>>81613051
Until Vriska releases them from the chest, which is coming up soon.
>>81613124
oh wait I forgot the araara
>>81613053
>>81613135
freedom
>>81613053
I like wooly Aradias a lot for some reason even though I normally don't like hairy girls. She just seems so comfy.
>>81613129
Fuuuck wasn't this in MSPA's news? He was rambling about how he spent all of his t-shirt money on soul portraits. And it was an actual website with a real human being asking for money for these things.
so pretty much everyone wants to fuck aradia?
>>81613030
that's how i justify it at least
>>81613053
pubes
>>81613118
Pegging all the way.
>>81613092
GODDD thanks for reposting this, I've been looking all over for it.
I remember visiting /hsg/ once after not visiting for years and seeing his ass still posting and nobody telling him to fuck off. SHAMEFUL.
>>81613166Soft as lamb's wool.
>>81613118
>pick one
I DIDN'T THINK THIS FAR AHEAD
>>81613186
Sure was
>>81613053
>>81613199
Whoops. Thought she had panties on.
>>81613219
I don't think I have a better example of cringe on me than that one. It's timeless.
>>81612916
>>81613062
It means that you will never be Karkat or Vriska or Anthony Burch.
Feels fucking good man.
i noticed both zack morrison and bryan lee'o malley stop following hussie and vice versa. i wonder what beef went down? i know morrison and james roach were arguing on twitter a few months back because of morrison's gf
>>81613225
>>81613245
>>81613281
drama over a gf? explain
>>81613120
CALLIOPE: it is important to know when the greatest good is best served by remaining dormant.
CALLIOPE: whether that burden is for close to eternity, or only a few more minutes.
CALLIOPE: it is something to learn as a space player.
CALLIOPE: space falls back. it yields. hosts the play silently.
CALLIOPE: then, it roars to life when its time comes, showing all who is really the master.
CALLIOPE: and so too when the time comes, it collapses in on itself, taking all else with it.
Ok I probably misinterpreted this, but what does it refer to?
Also even if Caliborn wasn't lying the juju still was already sued by John so it's unlikely to also work by releasing the kids (furthermore, releasing the kids wouldn't really be a method for killing the unkillable LE, so johns canon power is much more likely candidate for Being the jujus weapon)
>>81613115
It's nice to know Bolin was indirectly responsible for everything all along.
Perhaps he is actually Lord English?
>>81613236
Looking through a massive invasion of Hussie's privacy I downloaded a few years back and laughing my ass off
>>81613300
roach was subtweeting and talking shit about a guess i guess he used to date and morrison replied with something like "stop spreading lies about taylor, if you want to settle this maturely then send me a email to talk about this". i didnt get to screen cap it tho
>>81613302
Maybe she will die and take LE with her. That would be nice because jade fucking sucks
>>81613336
post the best shit
>>81613302
Supernovas into black holes.
>>81613361
Will do.
>>81612815
>>81612897
>>81612952
how the FUCK did Andrew manage to find THIS MANY pictures of dragons fucking cars
I honestly, genuinely have no idea how art of such an impossibly specific goddamn fetish EVEN EXISTS
>>81613352
"i guess a girl he used to date" * whoops
>>81613376
There's a whole subreddit for it.
>>81613366
Jade supernova when?
>>81613186
I had some fun years back making my own Soul Portrait.
They're pretty great.
>>81613369
Read that as Rose Fellatio, saw the thumbnail horse, got excited for a second.
>>81613129
I think I found it.
http://iseenothing.com/tfwf/
>>81613376
dragons fucking cars was a meme or something long ago.
Probably he found on deviantart or FA
>>81613129
Dunno what 1/18 is, but TFWF is surprisingly well preserved:
http://iseenothing.com/tfwf/
>>81612734
It's the one, the only, and the same Spades, assumingly.
Allies with Trolls, gets exiled, starts midnight crew, gets stuck in Vault, presumably gets invited by Scratch and either fixed/fixes himself in exile, kills remaining Felt who weren't actually dead (11 + 14), gets saved as Hussie as a joke which becomes actual canon, narrowly escapes English and pulls each Felt pin on one of Die's juju's (save for 8) then flies into Alpha session.
>>81612734
Damn, anon, the more I think about it, the less sure I become.
I think "highly unfavorable timeline" could be interpreted as simply the future. It's odd to interpret the Slick we see for the rest of the comic as one from a different timeline. If this was true, then we would have to take into account where the Slick from the "original" timeline went. What happened to the rest of the Felt/Midnight Crew members in Lord English's mansion after Slick was transported also becomes fuzzy. It brings up more questions than answers.
I personally believe the issue here might be that there's an inconsistency in the comic. Perhaps the Intermission was just meant to be a non-canon funhouse when Hussie wrote it, but then when he decided to show the troll session, he knew he had to show the Midnight Crew eventually. So it's possible he forgot who in the Felt was alive, and covered it up by framing it in time shenanigans.
Anyways, nowhere else gave a clear answer to this, so I'm just assuming it's inconsistent writing in an otherwise choerent time travel plot.I've tried twice to create a coherent timeline of Homestuck now, hopefully I'll have a better chance at this once the comic ends.
>>81613376
To be fair it's one of the more popular "this doesn't even make fucking sense" fetishes on the internet.
Stuck fetish, though. That one caught me off guard.
>>81613442
>Straight Timeline
>Homestuck
Wew good luck
While we are actually talking about plot and not endlessly shitposting what was alt calliope doing at the green sun? Any ideas?
JADE: do you mean we are finally close enough to it for...
JADE: whatever it is we have to do?
CALLIOPE: yes, we are close enough now.
CALLIOPE: but we do not have to do anything.
CALLIOPE: only i do.
JADE: oh
JADE: then... what do i have to do?
CALLIOPE: nothing.
CALLIOPE: you needed to accompany me on this journey, so that time could pass for you.
CALLIOPE: and now, that time has passed.
JADE: i... see
CALLIOPE: is there anything you would like to say, or ask, before we part ways for good?
JADE: uhhh
JADE: for good??
JADE: you mean i will never see you again after i wake up?
CALLIOPE: no one will ever see me again after you wake up.
JADE: :(
>>81612229
I approve of this
>>81613369
I didn't even notice the name on that one was "Threadless" which means he probably submitted it for one of their contests
This is a classic
>>81613302
VRISKA: Other sources allude to a more specific consequence.
VRISKA: That the weapon actually contains the souls of some incredi8ly powerful warriors of legend who came close to 8eating him once, so he trapped them inside the charm and 8anished it into the void.
VRISKA: And if that’s the case, then… I guess the weapon just releases them so they can finish the jo8?
VRISKA: Guess we’ll find out!
>>81613509
I just figured she was gonna blow it up. Erasing part of English's powers
And Jade's
>>81613474
Fucking HELL the Germans love this weird shit SO MUCH. I had to help with a friend to make so many commissioned videos of garbage like this.
Rich Germans have a horrific boner for distressed women pumping the gas of a non-turning-over-car.
>>81613565
>Vriska predicted it
Welp, it's gonna not happen.
>>81613572
>I just figured she was gonna blow it up. Erasing part of English's powers
Wouldn't make much sense, LE would still be powerful as fuck and destroying the Green Sun would have very broad and dangerous implications on a multiuniversal scale.
>>81613572
But would Jade still retain the ears
>>81613509
initiate homestuck third impact
black hole / green sun
>>81612734
I've forgotten it but somebody made a ultra comprehensive diagram of how time travel worked in the intermission and it made sense at the time.
Will you cry when you hear this song when the credits roll on 4/13 /hst/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aYso7j8wsw
>>81613283
>>81613635
but breath has nothing to do with freedom
>>81613565
Why would vriska be more reliable than Caliborn
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT6ACT6.php?s=6&p=009322
THEIR SOULS WERE TRAPPED IN MY JUJU. FOREVER.
>>81613631
I'd like to see this. I thought the entire point of the Intermission was that time bullshit makes no sense and used as a crutch to add false depth to what would otherwise be a simple story, which is why it culminates in everything being destroyed and none of the time bullshit mattering in the long run since the Felt can just come back anyway.
>>81613644
>>81613635
Too upbeat
>>81613118
I never realized how much better it is when Nepeta aggresses on Karkat's boyhole.
NEED
>>81613635
Not as much as if this played:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k8zCRNxa7k
>>81613409
>>81613417
You guys are the best.
>>81613615
What
Please elaborate
>>81613668
They are both unreliable as fuck and always predict the opposite.
>trusting Caliborn's narrative
>>81613699
god there used to be /so much porn/
>>81613654
goddamnit
>>81613668
>Why would vriska be more reliable than Caliborn
Why would Caliborn be more reliable than Vriska?
The point is they're both unreliable as fuck and you should stop trying to guess what's gonna happen next.
>>81613668
It's obvious neither of them knows how the thing really works.
>>81613705
well perhaps there will be time for both and this will play on the final moments with a "game over" screen or something like that
I don't know what the man's use for it was but here's his ugly vintage Swede folder.
>>81613736
There still is
This comic was made recently. Check the /aco/ thread, even on top of the thousands of Homestuck pics already there's still new stuff getting produced.
>>81613668
He also says no would ever find the treasure. Caliborn isn't omnipotent. He just probably thought no one would ever find and use it.
>>81612507
Probably inviting destruction through wind or to wind. Making storms or hurricanes unconsiously?
>freedom
>>81613736
that one is pretty recent though
>tfw no DaveJade
I already did this thing twice and it keeps giving me prince although I'm lazy and passive as fuck, does it even make sense?
>>81613635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouwick_Ii2c
It's gonna be Alternia, how could it be anything but Alternia?
>>81613787
Yeah but not nearly as much as there used to be. Believe me I've kept up. But yeah /aco/ is good for that.
>>81613613
Probably, since they're part of her physical body now
>>81613812
>I am going to be called a homohobe in five days for disliking Davekat
Death can't come soon enough
>>81613824
enjoy pretending to be vanilla ice/the hand
>>81613509
eat it
remember the cherub maturation explanation? cherubs eat their host supergiant star to gain the power necessary to travel the universe and blow up planets and shit
