ITT: Characters that had sex
>>81583729
Do you think his semen is green and slimy?
>>81583739
Anom come on
Its probably greener than a leprechaun and the same consistency as swamp muck
>>81583739
>>81583781
And smells like onions.
>>81583729
>>81585238
Still trying to figure out how they did it to this day
>>81584100
OVER THE LINE
>>81585318
What's so confusing? If it were a male dragon and female donkey, I could understand the confusion, since it just wouldn't fit, but as it is...
>>81585509
And how does he not get sucked into the gigantic dragon pussy?
>>81586232
Who says he didn't?
>>81584100
lewd
>>81583729
Why do people have to ruin everything that's cute and innocent with this shit? Give me one fucking piece of proof that they had sex you edgelord faggot.
>>81586508
They had babies
You know what they were doing.
>>81584100
SALTED
>>81586565
blowjob
>>81586562
>>81586346
DICKGIRL
>>81584100
>racemixing
>>81583729
>>81584100
hehehe
>>81586562
Link me to the peer-reviewed study of ogre reproductive systems. Otherwise you're talking out of your ass.
>>81586607
I am more than fine with that.
>>81583739
Why would it be green?
>>81586844
>>81586771
You're a great dad...you're a great dad...you're a great dad...you're a great dad...
>>81586844
wait... what? No, I think... I don't want to know.
Season 3
>>81585428
>characters that had sex
>posts a bunch of asexual virgins and a prepubescent alien hybrid virgin
>>81586844
Fuckin hell man
>>81583729
>>81586844
DELETE THIS
>>81586844
>>81584100
TINY
WHITE
GRAINS
>>81586844
>>81586844
delet this
>>81586844
>>81586688
>autism
>>81586688
>>81583729
It was probably rape though.
>>81586844salty pennies
Probably lots
>>81587854
Well they did try to make a baby plenty of times so yes.
You're mom!
>>81587854
This guy was alone with only his dogs for decades, during his prime years.
All of them, but they are probably all fucking impostors, like a true reality show all of that shit is probably a huge fake.
the sex scenes were never really shown and they had also sometimes probably special effects bullshit, like during the moments where they kills people.
that's explains a lot why the plots of this show are always uncanonical, every episodes is another fake story made by the jew producer and the characters are all actors.
yeah i love my theory.
It's unfortunate that after Flik had his turn, the entire rest of the colony had theirs too.
>>81586844
Sidesobliterated.jpg
>>81586844
>>81586688
Google Rule 34 you faggot
>>81583739
Black people don't have black semen, so no.
>>81586844
I don't understand
Who is the girl? What is this from?
>>81586844
>>81587023
>pearl
>asexual
>not lusting over Rose every second of the day
It's like you didn't even watch the show
>>81588464
Behold: http://imgur.com/a/mDf8c
Why they didn't have more of it perplexes me, though.
>>81588464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A55EzxUytXc
>>81586232
Does Donkey have enough jizz to impregnate her?
>>81588510
Jesus..thank you but....wow. Jesus.
>>81585318
The Shrek universe has mass-produced potions, they probably get a couple of crates of temporary shrink and temporary growth potions about once a month at goofy fairytale-pun Costco.
>>81586844
It took longer than I expected for someone to post this.
Clinton pls
>>81588885
So do you think she uses an oppressive white strap-on or an appropriative black strap-on?
>>81588711
>Does Donkey have enough jizz to impregnate her?
Anon, I'm not sure you understand how babymaking works. You don't have to fill her womb like a fucking balloon so that the donkey cum can turn into a baby or whatever it is you're thinking of.
>>81586232
He goes cave exploring.
>>81588915
Neither, she uses a pink one
>>81588915
"She" doesn't need a strap-on.
>>81583729
They banged. Shrek dumped his ogre-load inside of her.
>>81586844
1-2 hurts just a little bit
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HGuzL1L.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
Manual reminder that Goofy has had sex. Goofy has nutted inside of a woman. Goofy has an O-face.
>>81588451
Speak for yourself, honkey.
Lots and lots of it
Pleasure and pain were shared. Feelings discovered. A love was born that moment
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0Sy55go.png "latest[1].png")
>>81586844
>Father from KND had sex
Dude what
>>81589243
This is probably how he sounds like when he finished
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo
>>81586607
Not necessarily. Could work just like seahorses.
Obligatory.
>>81589325
Oh you sweet summerchild...
>>81586844
YOU BASTARD
Remember the first episode in the volcano.
>>81588098
He's a worker ant. Realistically, he should be female, or at the very least, since he's not a drone, he can't impregnate her.
>>81586607
I need to see proof.
>>81585318
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HotSkittyOnWailordAction
>>81589376
Pretty sure he was making a joke. Also, Father/Benedict might not have,since they aren't his kids.
>>81586844
The line is over there m8. You crossed it.
At least, according toOperation: I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S.
>>81588968
Semen can only survive for so long and it would need to travel down a vaginal tract that is many times longer than a donkey's and probably has an entirely different ecosystem and pH level. The number of sperm that would survive and limp their way to the egg would probably not be enough or in good enough condition to penetrate the egg's membrane. Only a single sperm needs to be inside the egg in order to fertilize it, but a multitude of them are needed together to help overcome the membrane, since it's not simply physical penetration that occurs, but rather chemically induced weakness of the membrane via the enzymes present in the head of the sperm. It's a group effort.
>>81587873
>>81588510
That's... That's horrifying...
![[nanisore intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/MzDOwou.gif "[nanisore intensifies].gif")
>>81586844
>>81589347
I knew what it was, but still.
whycantiholdallthesesides.jpg
>>81586844
No. No. NO. NO. FUCK YOU NO!
>>81586580
>not PEPPERED
>>81589325
How else would he be a Father?
>>81586844
>http://imgur.com/a/mDf8c
Shitting christ.
>>81590222
>not Slade and Raven
Nigger
He's probably got a room full of all the sex machines he invented.
Probably hot and sweaty
>>81590365
The difference is that Terra and Deathstroke ACTUALLY fucked. A lot.
>Sherk fucking Fiona from behind
>accidentally slips it in her poop shute
>"GET OUT OF MY SWAMP"
>>81590565
KEK
>>81587023
Garnet is literally sex all the time
>>81590439
>>81586844
>>81589303
yee.
>>81590682
You monster!
>>81583729
Shrex
>TFW they got to Tier 15
>>81586562
>>81586508
ayy
>lmao
>>81590439
>>81589347
>>81589243
Fuck my shit up.
I'll go jump off a window now...
But to be completely honest, this is not nearly as fucked up as some fanart I've stumbled upon on pixiv.
Just think about this, GoofyxMax is a thing...
>>81591008
Yeah, and definitely on that episode were Chris fucking kidnaps him...
Dick Dastardly was into Bestiality and used to let Mutley fuck him. I am absolutely certain of it.
The first clue is the way Mutley- a fucking DOG- laughs at his OWNER who he relies on for food constantly. No dog would willingly bite the hand that feeds it unless it knew it had all the power over him. I've seen and read plenty of girls bestiaity blogs and they ALL admit that their dogs basically dominate them. The only different between Dick Dastardly and the average attention whore on a zoosex forum is the fact that the girl on the zoosex forum doesn't know how to build a high powered car for racing against Beavers and Soldiers.
I am convinced that the reason Dick NEVER won a race is simply because he would get out in front then see Mutley's little red dick poking out from under his tail and would need to get fucked in his ass. He would stop, let Mutley have his way, then realise that the other drivers are catching up and would device a stupid plan to try and stop them. Mutley would laugh at its failure because he still got his dick wet, he already won first prize, Dick Dastardly's ripe butthole. Penelope Pitstop would never have that, neither would the Gruesome Twosome.
I also think the Pigeon from catch the pigeon was probably a sex slave for them.
>>81591141
>>81590991
>...
yeah lol you might as well end your life
>>81590397
>>81591008
The sexual tenson in that scene was thick enough to cut with a knife.
>>81586844
>>81591141
>>81586844
You're not a good person
>>81590496
D-does it count if it's a ghost?Or was he really fucking the corpse of a chicken the whole time?
>>81586844
damn
>>81589554
Maybe he climbed inside ejaculated somewhere closer to the ovarys
>>81583729
>>81591498
>closer to the ovaries
...anon. Please tell me you don't think you can actually get close to the ovaries.
Closest you can get is right next to the cervix.
>>81591215
Oh gee, sorry Anon, it wasn't my intention to trigger you like that!
>>81590621
>>81585428
>>81590621
Sex, by nature, requires reproduction, fusing may be intimate but it is not the end all be all. This hypothesis is supported by the fact that Greg and Rose had sex and produced the result of that union. Furthermore, the notion that Gems are asexual is also flawed, this is because the gems can only create other gems by using machines. They themselves can't produce offspring asexually. Thus they are not asexual. Anyways I kind of wish pale would stop shoving SU into every thread. Also the fact that most fans of SU come to this "asexual/agendered" conclusion is hard for me to understand because of all the evidence to the contrary.
>>81589325
>>81586844
Gentlemen, the next big thing of /co/. Anyone screencapping this?
>>81591538
>trigger
what you should be pulling right now as you speak :^)
>>81591498
OK this whole virginity ignorance shit is getting ridiculous
rabbit people are savages with sex
>panini wanted chowders seed in her
>ALL OF IT
>to the point she was gonna rape him
>they now have 50+ children and more along the way
>>81591587
>:^)
look who's talking sperg
>>81591624
>>81591587
Will you two faggots just fuck off?
>>81591533
She's a big dragon
>>81591548
I like that your overuse of fancy ten-dollar words somehow makes you more of an idiot instead of less of one. It's kind of fascinating, actually.
>>81591677
Anatomy doesn't work like that. You'd need to cut to get to the ovaries. Have you ever even looked at a diagram of the female reproductive system?
>>81591597
>he was purposefully neglecting her the entire time because of this
don't know whether to call him a total fagshit or an actual smart character for pulling this shit knowingly.
>>81591624
you're both fucking spergs and should fuck off accordingly.
>>81586844
>>81586844
>>81587033
>they didn't put leaves on Darwin's feet
They fucked up
>>81589490
>linking to tvtropes
Kill yourself
>>81586844
>>81590991
>Just think about this, GoofyxMax is a thing...
Is this your first time on the net? Does yaoi incest even shock anyone anymore?
Also
>...
Stop
>>81586844
>>81586844
Oh my god...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahaahahahahahahahahaah
>>81586844
>>81591691
> fancy ten dollar words
That sounds like something some villain from a western would say before he shoots the mayor. Anyway, I'm on my phone so if autocorrect messes some words up don't get uppity. If you disagree with my point you shouldn't resort to insulting me, it won't make your perspective correct.
My belief is that the gems from SU are actually or were at some point, a sexual species. The fact that they clearly do not reproduce asexually is my evidence for this.
>>81586844
>>81583729
I was only 9 years old
>>81591548
They're applying all the cultural shenanigans around sex to a non-human (hell, non-biological) action. It's an easy parallel to draw, but inaccurate.
And hilarious if you take it to its natural conclusion.
>>81586844
le ebin shocked reply
>>81591691
>ten dollar words
Sorry, didn't realize you were a bit short on funds.
>>81591677
For you
>>81586844
Who is that?
lolno
>>81592589
http://imgur.com/a/mDf8c
Read at your own risk
>>81588451
And he should know, what with all that bull prepping.
>>81592230
Yeah, I suppose the "it's a progressive show" narrative around this show is to blame. That and the fact that Sugar will in all likelihood not address this and instead find some cop out. Even if that was her intention it probably goes against the shows supposed politics. However, I hope Sugar won't let some fringe community's politics get in the way of an impactful statement about the nature of identity politics and 3rd wave feminism's core narrative.
>>81591229
I KEKED when i saw that
>>81592754
Could be worse
>>81584100
This is what happens when you blanda up.
>>81592963
any worse and anyone who visited that link would be taking a road trip with the local PD
>>81592797
The best part about it is this:
>Homeworld specifically prohibits fusion between gems of different gem types
>Homeworld is against the kind of fusion that creates life
>Homeworld actively promotes fusion between three (or more!) of the same gem
>The Crystal Gems are a bunch of colonial rebels fighting for FREEDOM and support Heterogemous Fusion
Homeworld confirmed for Heterophobic Polygamist Space Nazi Lesbian Englishwomen.
>>81586688
>caring THIS much
>>81591101
And yet there's still people that defend Sonic X outside of maybe 2 episodes
>>81586508
Did people repressed Shrek 3 and 4?
>>81585428
Technically Steven IS Rose Quartz, so he did have sex with his father before giving birth to himself.
>>81586844
>>81593037
That's what I keep thinking. This could not have been unintentional, it's just too overt. Perhaps had the "Social Justice" crowd not been so attracted to this show we might find this interpretation the more appropriate one.
>>81583729
>>81591502
200+ times
>>81584848
>Yfw Max could be half cow
>>81591624
That's just ironic shitposting. Ellipses really do look kinda stupid though
>>81593516
And they'll do it 200 more
>>81586844
wew laddy
>>81586844
>>81586844
>>81586844
Go die in a fire
>>81586844
>>81592709
>implying I'm not a virgin
>>81586844
>>81591691
i can spot you a twenty bruv its ok
>>81593979
>>81584100
>>81592978
that's the thing, they had sex at least twice
99.5% of characters over the age of 20 and 60% of the characters over the age of 14. Not even exaggerating. You know how rare a virgin is?
>>81595019
>virgins
>rare
>posts on 4chan
>>81586844
>>81586688
>I habe the autisms
>>81589547
2 becoming so mediocre and 4 going to harvard was so bullshit
>>81593341
>>81593516
Rabbits have big litters so 200 kids doesn't mean 200 copulations.
>>81593516
>200+ times
T-That's not how rabbit reproduction works.
>>81596908
>>81596957
I know. I was just making a joke. Doesn't mean Stu didn't tap that 200+ times though.
>>81586844
You fucked up.
>>81591548
So this is what autism looks like
Woo
Of course Heathcliff had sex
>>81583729
>Characters that had sex
Missing: Anon.
>>81586844
Come on now that was a low blow
>>81586844
10/10
>>81597391
what is that from?
>>81588536Bloodbending abortions.
>>81593397
>>81586639
>>81586844
>>81597712
zombillenium
>>81596908
Rabbits also fuck about 20 times a minute if given the chance, and I'm not exaggerating that. They will hop on, pump a few dozen times in the space of two seconds with their crazy jackhammer hips, cum, hop off, and hop back on again. 200 is a very conservative estimate.
Also rabbits don't quite understand how sex works so the female will also try to fuck the male whenever she gets the chance. In fact all rabbits will fuck just about anything, boys fuck boys, girls fuck girls, girls fuck boys fucking boys fucking girls. I had one try to fuck my arm once.
>>81597963
Yeah but those are retard feral rabbits, not good wholesome church-going carrot farmer rabbits.
>>81586844
I'd almost forgotten
>>81588802
Fae-Mart?
Walknight?
Costcogre?
Sam's Guild?
(Archery) Target?
The local Maul?
....Why is it so fucking hard to make puns?
>>81597876
someone storytimed some of this once, it was pretty good
>>81586844
Fuck you
>>81598009
>implying the urges went away
They go to church but it's not helping
>>81598137
Yeah it's great
also the OTP is strong with these two
>>81597391
Why is Lupin an elf?
>>81585318
/tg/ refers to it as "spelunking"
>>81596366
Yeah, but that was one of my first ships, aged 11.
>>81598321
Devil guy is cute
>>81598448
It's Aurelian, a werewolf-vampire-demon as a result of an unfortunate recruitment mishap and he's hot as fuck when he's not angry, I'll have you know
Okay he's kinda qt angry as well
>>81593516
Nick better be ready for Judy.
>>81586688
>>81598590
>>81598669
Yes
super cute
>>81598590
It would not surprise me at all to learn that /tg/ has had in depth discussions about how to impregnate female dragons.
>>81598321
This got me into the band Skip The Use since they had a music video promoting the graphic novel
>>81598104
Costcoven?
