Lex Luthor vs The Kingpin
Who would win?
>>81566567
Kingpin would make a phone call to take over Lex Luthor's interests.
Lex Luthor would burst into Kingpin's home in a ten foot tall purple and green battle armor and shoot a rocket into Fisk's face.
Lex.
In a hand to hand fight? Kingpin.
In a general sense, sitting in their skyscrapers and using all their resources? Lex.
>>81566567
Can Lego Lexus Luthor run through speeding Lego cars with out taking damage
>>81566567
IN A PIE EATING CONTEST!!!
>>81566567
Imagine how screwed Peter would be if he was up against Luthor.
In a fist fight, Luthor wouldn't stand much of a chance. Otherwise, he is smarter, richer, and more resourceful than all of the crime lords in the Marvel universe combined. So unless you just throw the two into a boxing ring, he's pretty much guaranteed to win.
>>81566633
>In a hand to hand fight?
I'm assuming you mean just in suits and ties, correct?
>pic related: Lex matching half of Kingpin's weight
>>81566736
Bear in mind Kingpin can go one-on-one with fucking Spider-Man.
>>81566736
That's cheating. Lex would probably use his immense intellect and resources to become even more strongfat than Kingpin.
I AM THE ILL INTENT!!!
>>81566610
>Lex Luthor would burst into Kingpin's home in a ten foot tall purple and green battle armor and shoot a rocket into Fisk's face.
>Fisk catches the rocket with his bare hands and tosses it back at Lex.
>As Lex WTFs, Fisk rips off his jacket and says,"Nano-machines, son!">STANDING HERE
>>81566791
Only if he catches him off-guard and gets him in a bear hug.
Any other time Peter literally smacks the shit out of him.
>>81566819
Oops
>>81566831
Maybe nowadays, but back in the 80's Spider-Man had real apprehension about knocking on ol' Willy's door.
>>81566610
To elaborate.
Kingpin is intimidating, cunning, and ruthless.
But he's not crazy.
He's not the kind of crazy that makes death rays, kryptonite bombs, giant death armor, and the kind of shit that can last ten rounds with Superman.
Lex is.
>>81566810
>That's cheating
I would be disappointed if a fight between Lex Luthor and Kingpin didn't involve a copious amount of cheating.
>>81566791
Despite his large size he moves with the stealth and ferocity of a feline
>>81566610
That's only if Kingpin doesn't go Rhino on Lex.
>>81566901
I think the best part is, there's not anything to disprove it.
In Spiderman's stories history of forty plus years, there's not a single canon panel of Kingpin and Rhino together. There's no way to refute it.
>>81566567
How about Kingpin vs Darkseid? Now that's a match I'd watch
>>81566854
Jesus, he looks like Mr. Hyde.
>>81566866
Forgot to add: I think since shifting his antagonist status over to Daredevil's ring, they've somewhat downplayed his strength to give Matt a fighting chance.
>>81566879
Nah, but he'll hire a small army of supervillains.
>>81566791
Lex has built suits that allows him to take a pummeling from Superman (Man of Steel holding back, as per usual), so I'm just clarifying if you meant that the fight would be them in their three-piece suits rather than Lex giving himself an advantage by dropping in a suit while he desperately tries to dodge Kingpin's moves.
>>81566881
I just want a story where Lex tries to get as fat as possible using mad science, to Superman's complete beffudlement.
>>81566879
>He's not the kind of crazy that makes death rays, kryptonite bombs, giant death armor, and the kind of shit that can last ten rounds with Superman.
No, he hires people to do that.
>>81566964
I recently read ASM up through to the 90's and I can confirm this.
>>81566974
>implying Darkseid has a landline and any earthly hobbies
>>81567042
>any earthly hobbies
Does couchsurfing count?
>>81567010
Shocker, what the fuck are you even doing?
How do you fuck up going all in?
>>81566567
Lex
Anyone who say's differently is a fool
>>81567010
>>81567065
>Shocker is Daredevil
Lex wins at not getting anally raped in prison.
>>81566974
Darkseid stomps. It isn't even fair.
>>81566990
Didn't the most recent dumb Marvel event have Kingpin in Stark armor for some reason?
And does he have his disintegration cane?
>>81567103
>>81566974
Is this bait or something? Darksied would stomp on anyone in Marvel short of a universe destroyer
>>81567114
>And does he have his disintegration cane?
That's a ranged weapon. Also, isn't it only strong enough to break down a gun?
>>81567137
He can have Lucky's wife raped and tortured all he wants
It won't give him his anal virginity back
>>81567103
>Frankpin sheeeeyit
>You the Frankpin of Frank Block Frank, huh, frank? Ain' that what they Frank?
>Motherfranker they can say what they want, but this's still my franking frank, ya frank? And the one frank in my frank?
>Big Frank gett to Frank whatever he franks.
>>81567273
I want punisher fags to be banned
>>81567257
>implying they could penetrate him
The ass was too fat.
>>81567137
>Frank, look at you. you got franks bigger than my frank's
>They franked, and they took their franks, and i spent the next three franks in the prison frank.
>When i got back into frank population, i never made a run at big frank
>i just franked my time until i got released
>and then i looked up that frank he'd mentioned
>>81567312
They could always try his urethra.
>>81567273
>>81567339
Sounds like a frank discussion.
>>81566901
>That anon's picture
I miss Neopets.
>>81567100
>>81567065
>shocker is the one who started the all-in but everyone else ignored him
>>81566659
This is the real question
>>81567103
>>81567137
>>81567273
>>81567339
It's like watching one actor play every single character in the movie.
>>81567137
>>81567103
I thought Kingpin was canonically supposed to be an insanely muscular freak that just looks fat in clothes?
>>81566567
well lets see. Lex Luthor has literally gone toe to toe with fucking superman, and kingpin cant even fuck up a blind ass nigga. you arrange the pieces from here.
>>81567532
This is from Punisher Max
>>81566791
Didnt Back in Black make a point of showing that he could ONLY because Peter went easy on him?
>>81567557
All Kingpin has to do is meet Lex for a business meeting or something and then bash in his skull.
Lex doesn't wear his power armor to go toe to toe with Superman 24/7.
>>81566567
>In a legal martial arts contest
Fisk
>In an ilegal street fight
Luthor
>In legal corporate machinations
Luthor
>In ilegal corporate machinations
Fisk
Fisk's shit is being in league with every corrupt government and corporate pig, plus having allies in every criminal organization in Marvel while also being strong enough to take on heroes up to Captain America's power level including Spidey when he's not being serious.
Lex's shit is being a corporate mogul, owner of the most powerful corporation in DC earth and a mad scientist with can produce military technology capable of bothering Superman, in his garage.
>>81567703
That's a bullshit retcon if so. Kingpin's KO'd Spider-Man before. I don't care how careful you're being, if someone is doing that much damage you're gonna unleash something real out of instinct.
>>81567740
That implies Lex Luthor being caught unaware in a meeting with a shady character like Wilson Fisk
>Not having one or more super-charged body guards
>Not having some sort of inconspicuous device designed to incapacitate Fisk
>Not having some high-tech defense item on his clothing
>Even showing up in person and not using some sort of elaborate dummy
Lex Luthor is a massively intelligent mad scientist business man. Him being caught off-guards by Fisk is a laughable idea
The real question is, who can take on the Penguin?
>>81567010
>>81567065
>>81567100
I actually think Shocker's right arm is supposed to be held up in the air.
Look at the shadow, its almost covering the part of his arm that's visible, which would be directly under light if he was going all in.
>>81567856
>Kingpin's KO'd Spider-Man before
So has Punisher, with punches Spidey let him connect to play though.
Pete overestimates his endurance when not fighting supers.
>>81568097
What a petty faggot.
>>81568097
Anyone with poisoned bird seeds.
>>81568185
This. Edgy shit.
>>81568181
And that was fucking bullshit.
Punisher should never be able to take Spider-man out with his fists alone, that's just bad writing.
>>81566659
If it was cake Lex would fuck Fisk up so bad.
>>81567856
I think it's more Peter's gotten stronger, and Fisk hasn't.
>>81567856
>Spider-man
>Getting retconned
Come on, that would NEVER happen.
>>81568097
Ol' Cobblepot, unnerving Vampirella one day, being made fun of by Harley Queen the next.
They really need to make up their mind with him, same with Black Mask, Riddler and Scarecrow.
>>81568272
Could Fisk eat at least 41 cakes?
>>81569152
But that's more than twice as many as four tens!
>>81567856
Spiderman can literally lift multiple tons and survives hits from the likes of the Hulk and Morlun. What the heck is Fisk even supposed to do if Pete doesn't hold back against him? He could literally impale him with one punch.
>>81567740
He would probably have captain cold hiding under the table in case something went wrong.
>>81566964
>>81566791
Haha, so what? Superman would crush Spider-Man like a bug, and that's who Lex tangles with.
>>81566791
He beat Red Skull one one one so it puts him on Cap Am level, still under Spidey's
>>81572697
>cartoon
>canon
>>81573355
I knew I should've included an
>inb4 cartoon in'nt canon
>>81567187
Odinforce Thor, Horny Thanos, Doctor Strange when not jobbing, Squirrel Girl off panel in a holiday special, Doctor Doom.
>>81568456
Oswald should be more like a quirky businessman and one of Batman's less crazy foes. Like a Gotham version of Lex who just likes fish and umbrella a bit too much.
>>81567257
Kingpin with cum leaking out of his ass seems really funny to me.
