Giantess Edition
Rogue One Official Teaser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wji-BZ0oCwg
>Newest Rebels Recon Episode (2x20 - Twilight of the Apprentice):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-bJu__WXmY
>Upcoming Releases:
http://www.swbooks.net/updates/release-2016.htm
>Star Wars Canon Guide:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t1KovH_1GYLDTAe3yrleeWiuzwulm670o_anQqr5Rcg/pubhtml
>Download links: (Check here for the newest episode + Books, Comics, Films, etc)
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>The Clone Wars Legacy Content:
http://www.starwars.com/tv-shows/the-clone-wars-legacy
First for Kylo
>>81554795
Wouldn't that make him Sabine's brother or cousin at the very least?
What the fuck is with that mass of photoshopped garbage Leia is hugging? Its so awful and distracting.
Rogue One looks great.
Have any good novels come out since TFA? I got bored of Lost Stars and haven't really been paying attention since. The only new canon novels I really seemed to enjoy were A New Dawn and Lords of the Sith. Last I checked there weren't many novels even scheduled.
Maybe I need to start reading the old Legends canon if I want my Star Wars novel fix. New canon seems more focused on the comics.
>>81554920
With the appropriate soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fF1ZSNTtBQ
>>81554881
Do you want out threads to be deleted?
Do you think it's wise for us to have fetish generals? Shit like this is a really good reason for our threads to be relegated to /trash/. Because guess what, our show is on hiatus. Any other cartoon with a show on hiatus has it's Generals put on ice until the show returns.
>>81554902
Has he just become a name you throw out to try and convince people you know about the old star wars universe or something?
![tNIoPd4[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Y59fSB0.png "tNIoPd4[1].png")
Sixth for superiority complex
all fucking droids must fucking hang
>>81554927
You're not American, are you?
>>81554881
>While I believe Ahsoka had a huge crush on Anakin to a point well beyond puppy love, I sincerely doubt they ever would have done anything since Anakin is a hopeless romantic who only has eyes for Padme. Especially considering Ahsoka figures that out; when she leaves the order, she KNOWS Anakin's secret, and tells him as much, which is a small part of the reason she leaves. She loves him too much to get between him and Padme.
>This is what newfags believe
Ahsoka is just 14 years old. She knows what's right but that doesn't mean she can make it without theD. She's a Twi'lek. They all want it.
>>81554971
I'm tempted to go to her twitter now and rip into her over her 'knowledge'.
>>81554948
You do know novels take many months to start and finish, right? That's harder to mass produce than drawing and writing a comic.
No books have come out since TFA, unless you count the physical copy of Tales from the Galaxy or w/e, even though it was released digitally last year. So far only four books are announced for this year: Bloodlines in May, Life Debt in July, Rogue One book and Ahsoka book somewhere around September and October.
>>81554971
How does one qualify as a Star Wars expert?
I think it's important to repost this before that guy from last thread starts spamming lewd:
"While I believe Ahsoka had a huge crush on Anakin to a point well beyond puppy love, I sincerely doubt they ever would have done anything since Anakin is a hopeless romantic who only has eyes for Padme. Especially considering Ahsoka figures that out; when she leaves the order, she KNOWS Anakin's secret, and tells him as much, which is a small part of the reason she leaves. She loves him too much to get between him and Padme."
First for best girl.
>>81554950
Holy shit, this is great
>>81555011
Wow, you'd be such a cool guy stud if you did that. I'm sure you'd get a bunch of virtual high fives on /co/!
>>81554963
You know this board is both Comics and Cartoons, right? We have comics coming out almost weekly to make up for Rebels being out of season. All that requires is just a name change on the threads until October.
>>81554694
nth for anon making me smile and sharing Peter Cushing facts, I'm grateful.
>>81555008
>She's a Twi'lek
She's a Togruta you dumbass.
>>81555008
>>81555026
whoops
also
>she's a twilek
KILL URSELF MY MAN shes also 16 by the end of TCW
>>81554971
Okay I'll bite. Who is this and why should I care?
>>81555011
That'd be Mansplaining™. Y-you can't do that!
>>81555022
1. Be a woman
2. Tell everyone you're an expert
3. No one won't dare prove you wrong
4. If someone does, Mansplaining™
Done
>>81555004
No, but I stand by my statement regardless.
That cloud of trash looks like they just used the smear tool on a bunch of random elements, and then pasted it over an enlarged Leia. Its terribly done.
>>81555008
>Twi'lek
WRONG
>>81554971
>'Star Wars expert'
>>81554920
>>81554950
nah bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zu4lA7nz5Y&nohtml5=False
>>81555056
Yeah I don't care, she just seems like a smug cunt and that guy because apparently they're experts or some stupid shit when they probably don't know jack shit.
>>81555008
>Twi'Lek
>>81555019
>You do know novels take many months to start and finish, right?
Most franchise novelists can finish their work in a weekend. That's why the nuCanon is so underwhelming.
The work is rushed and shit, but at least it fits continuity, amirite?
>>81555068
Someone I found on twitter who's apparently got 39 thousand followers who rant about Star Wars not including females, and when someone told her there had been plenty, she yelled out mansplaining and was done with it.
>>81555070
>That'd be Mansplaining™. Y-you can't do that!
Good thing I'm not a man huh?
>>81555019
Well its been a few years since they announced this whole new canon. I figured they'd at least try putting out quality books in those few years instead of young adult stuff and garbage like Aftermath.
The fact that Aftermath is a trilogy makes me think the future of Star Wars novels is just going to horrible shit. They don't seem interested in getting decent writers on board
>>81555088
>Yeah I don't care
Then why would you even mention it? Just shut the fuck up and shitpost like a good 4channer.
>>81555065
>>81555067
>>81555080
>>81555112
"Ahsoka is a Twi'lek"
>>81555122
Then you're all good.
Go for it.
>>81555022
Be Pablo Hidalgo.
Asoka legs
>>81554963
>Shit like this is a really good reason for our threads to be relegated to /trash/.
So?
Why would the Rebels send a group of unknowns on the most important mission ever?
Why would they instantly trust a Criminal with the accent of their enemy to lead said task?
Why do the other members of Rouge One look like a bunch of criminals?
If they are criminals what would be their reason for wanting to go on a Suicide Mission?
What is it about Mon Mothma that makes her so annoying to me regardless of her actor?
JynErso
JanOrs)
they didn't think too hard on this, did they?
And OP, you fucked up. Why no trailer in op post?
>>81555146
"Ahsoka is a Togruta, and my waifu, and ur a faget."
>>81555122
SOCKPUPPET or INTERNALISED MYSOGINY
Not matter who you are or what you say lunatics like her will find a way to wave off anything that contradicts their narrative, no matter how factual.
>tfw Jyn Erso is the new Mara Jade
>tfw she's Rey's mother
>tfw it explains why Rey has a british accent and the two look similar enough
>>81555058
Our threads looking like trash is going to get us relegated to /trash/. Hell a mod deleted the last thread we made before the previous one. When we start to look like a shit General with no show and is, that's when you get deleted. New comics aren't going to help in that regard.
>>81554971
Who gives a shit anyway.
>>81555169
just turn off your brain. bro
>>81555122
Nah, you're TR-8R to your own kind.
Women can't tolerate men. Or other women. Or anything that disagrees with them.
A womyn wants to be heard, not corrected.
>Rogue One's Director of Photgraphy
Greg Fraser
>Previous Work
Zero Dark Thirty
Foxcatcher
Let Me In
Bright Star
Killing Them Softly
HNNNGGGG can't wait.
>>81555215
Just like my dad!
>someone literally saying you can't have a thread to talk about comics
>>81555169
>Why would the Rebels send a group of unknowns on the most important mission ever?
Expendable agents for impossible missions. The Suicide Squad.
>Why do the other members of Rouge One look like a bunch of criminals?
They're a Suicide Squad.
>If they are criminals what would be their reason for wanting to go on a Suicide Mission?
Bombs in their necks.
>What is it about Mon Mothma that makes her so annoying to me regardless of her actor?
You're probably stupid.
>>81555169
It's called being expendable. They need good people they can afford to lose.
Then again, it's only a movie
>>81555183
Diego Luna as Kyle Katarn??
>>81555169
>Why would the Rebels send a group of unknowns on the most important mission ever?
Because it doesn't matter if they die, they're just meat shields to try to throw at the Empire. If they succeed, good job. If they don't, who cares, they're just nobodies.
>Why would they instantly trust a Criminal with the accent of their enemy to lead said task?
Like half of the Rebellion are criminals and CIS remnants.
>Why do the other members of Rouge One look like a bunch of criminals?
See above.
>If they are criminals what would be their reason for wanting to go on a Suicide Mission?
Empire is cracking down on them. Did you not listen to the opening of the trailer? She was arrested by Imperials for forging Imperial Documents, not arrested by the Rebellion.
>What is it about Mon Mothma that makes her so annoying to me regardless of her actor?
Because she's a high and mighty cunt and has the looks to go with it. She's like one of those 40 year old short haired soccer moms throwing fits in wal-mart.
This thread is getting a little /pol/ for my taste.
Could it be the live action trailer attracting /tv/?
>>81555292
>This thread is getting a little /pol/ for my taste.
What does /pol/ think about sex with aliens?
Do you think Rogue One and Episode 8 and 9 are going to have the romantic elements that Episode 7 was missing?
>>81555169
>Why would the Rebels send a group of unknowns on the most important mission ever?
High risk mission, can't risk people important to the Rebellion especially if captured. Better to send skilled disposable people.
>Why would they instantly trust a Criminal with the accent of their enemy to lead said task?
Unknown at this time. Also unknown if the trust is instant.
>Why do the other members of Rouge One look like a bunch of criminals?
Maybe they are?
>If they are criminals what would be their reason for wanting to go on a Suicide Mission?
Big money. Killers with hearts of gold. Recognising that the Empire are the big threat to everyone who enjoys freedom. Pick your poison.
>What is it about Mon Mothma that makes her so annoying to me regardless of her actor?
That's your own problem to work through.
>>81555323
I don't care.
>>81555019
>You do know novels take many months to start and finish, right?
An average hired hack writer, the sort to write novels for franchises belonging to other people, can crank out a novel each 3 months on average.
>>81555323
> human-aliens with little add-ons
it ain't real xeno unless you'd do a Hutt, friend
>>81555336
I hope one of them has a gay romance.
>>81555336
yeah, Reylo
>>81555258
Pic related.
>>81555336
What's this pic from?
>>81555372
That was a pretty /pol/ post, m8
I can't believe you actually think you're funny.
>>81555363
>Implying I wouldn't
I look up at the stars and dream of fucking Xenos, Anon. Xenos of all colors, shapes, and biologies. I will have sex with them, or I will die trying, and if I can't have sex with them, I will build a machine to do so.
And, if necessary, I will forge an Empire to house the machine to have sex with those aliens,just like Sheev.
>>81555019
>That's harder to mass produce than drawing and writing a comic.
What. Drawing takes more time than drawing.
>>81555418
cosplay
>Female lead
>FEMINISM IS RUINING HOLLYWOOD STAR WARS IS DEAD
Jesus Christ
Why no Mads? He's a big enough name to attract more people, would be logical to include him into the trailer. And why no Vader? He is going to be there, right?
>>81555336
Episode 7 had subtle romantic moments.
>>81555432
Anon, you are my hero.
>>81555436
>Drawing takes more time than Drawing.
![Lm3hpOU[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FXbKUMx.png "Lm3hpOU[1].png")
It begins
>>81555456
Vader wont show up in a trailer for a while, they'll probably Spider-man him.
>>81555432
Oh, you are an anon after my own tastes, may we both conquer the extraterrestial loves we yearn for.
![disr7Zk[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/E7ZLzaT.png "disr7Zk[1].png")
>>81555473
>>81555068
Nobody and you shouldn't.
>>81555456
Who knows?
Besides, they haven't played their full hand yet. You gotta keep a few things under wraps.
>>81555451
For me, the problem is that she seems so similar to Rey.
Another british, brunette, outsider who doesn't have a family and in most cases has nothing to do with the events transpiring in the story. Great..
>>81555466
One painting can take anything from 5-50 hours. Writing takes no time at all compared to that.
>>81555019
>You do know novels take many months to start and finish, right? That's harder to mass produce than drawing and writing a comic.
Compare the amount of time it takes to write "The army, 100,000 strong, marched into the capital" and the time it takes to draw "The army, 100,000 strong, marched into the capital."
You fucking idiot.
>>81555363
That's a bit extreme. What about species like Rodians?
>>81555451
>Female lead
>OMG SO progressive and great to have a new female character
Both sides are annoying as fuck. Why can't we just enjoy some fucking star wars without real world politics mucking shit up?
>>81555459
No it didn't, she calls him her friend at the end and kisses him on the forehead.
The only romance it had was Finn crushing and Finn/Poe bromance, which I wouldn't call a romance either way.
>>81555451
Its funny because as soon as I saw her I knew this would be how the thread was from there on out
>>81555486
>>81555473
Merely a test to see how one reacts to casuals.
Comic book nerds have to put up with this shit all the time.
>>81555456
I think you overestimate his star power.
Emperor's hand?
>>81555195
>Kylo Ren murdered her and is still keeping her ashes
![gsXFbk7[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/989rYxK.png "gsXFbk7[1].png")
>>81555473
More
>>81555473
They try so hard to make it obvious, with the "A Star Wars story" and all.
>>81555473
>>81555486
>>81555503
>DRAWING takes more time than DRAWING.
>>81555401
>has a brown jacket
>must be kyle katarn
Grasping at straws.
>>81555529
He is no superstar, but definitely better known than most of the cast
>>81555534
TЫ ЧO БЛЯ CЫПAЛCЯ HA COCAЧЬ
>>81555534
Inquisitor Ezra.
>>81555510
Because having fun is a childish buzzword. You can't just enjoy something; you have to analyze every single detail and claim that everything, no matter how insignificant, has some ulterior agenda like the war on terror or gamergate or some other shit I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot clown pole
>>81555534
Emperor's Mouth
![uzdE8gy[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HIU4d8m.png "uzdE8gy[1].png")
>>81555540
>>81555534
>Rogue One makes Shadow/Dark Troopers canon again
>mfw it makes a lot of the Crimson Empire stuff canon
>>81555534
black cape/hood. Vader wouldn't need that obviously, and I don't think any inquisitor would directly answer to Sheev so, maybe. Some kind of unofficial asset?
Maybe hes played by stupid sexy Mads. I didn't see him in the teaser unless I'm blind. He teased in interviews hes probably a good guy but, maybe not?
>>81555512
Of course she kissed him on the forehead. Mouth kissing an unconscious person would be pretty weird. And as for the friend thing, they're friends currently, but the best romances come from friendship.
>>81555553Contain your autism, thanks
>>81555556
>brown jacket
We finally get to see Malcolm Reynolds face off against AT-ATs.
![H1I5otp[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/UxhWdea.png "H1I5otp[1].png")
>>81555601
wat
For all this talk about there not being any aliens
Where there any aliens in the rebel alliance in the OT? I don't remember any aside from the obvious Chewie, Nien Nunb and Ackbars people in jedi. Video games and books sure, but in the movies its all humans as far as I can remember. Aliens were reserved for places like mos eisley and jabbas palace.
Not that there shouldn't be Twilek and Rodian rebel soldiers running about.
>>81555509
You just want a blowjob from one, come on. Rodians are cute though, but where's the fun if you don't feel the beats of various hearts and are held by backwards-pointed legs?
>>81555534
Maybe one of the Empire's attack dogs. But he can't be as incompetent as the Inquisitors since it's a movie and not a cartoon for children.
>>81555019
>novels are longer than comics
>so they must be harder to make!!!
This is what has become of the comics and cartoons board? I'm embarrassed.
>>81555622
Nope. No Death Star in sight, amigo.
Totally straight. My dad works for Disney.
>>81555562/sw/ - мepтвopoждeннaя дocкa c 2,5 aнoнaми, 1,5 из кoтopых лютo шизaнyты нa pв и выcиpaют тoнны нeнaвиcти пpи любoй пapaллeли c кaнoнoм. A здecь вce лaмпoвo, пoкa нe нaчинaют тфa oбcyждaть
![3gbZlnr[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/brvQro5.png "3gbZlnr[1].png")
>>81555622
bothens
>>81555607
>Crimson Empire
holy shit fuck yourself that shit was so bland and banal I thought I'd fucking die from boredom reading it and looking at the terrible art, it's almost worse than Dark Empire, at least Dark Empire was interesting if retarded
>>81555473
these are the people Disney is pandering to. Pathetic to be honest
>>81555534
CYKA
>>81555614Guess it's not so easy to write, huh?
![0itAUrt[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xptS7H2.png "0itAUrt[1].png")
>>81555670
This maymay truly has ruined Bothans
inb4 they make it so they were on Death Star 1 too
>>81555632
An alien antagonist would be kinda hard since they'd have to be done entirely in 3D or have practical make-up that has to be supplemented with 3D for fights, all which makes a human actor cheaperand more boring, this ain't high cinema, give us an alien
>Star Destroyers
>AT-ATs
>All on the big screen again
>>81555657Coглaceн, кaнтyeмcя тyт тoгдa
>>81555712
Don't forget these dorks too
![jVJ2Q2h[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FqfVIsM.png "jVJ2Q2h[1].png")
>>81555695
No Death Stars pls
>>81555607
Shadow and dark troopers are not the same though
>>81555681
Shitposting doesn't prove your point, retard
>>81555451
The characters are so contrived. They are made infallible so as to not offend the demographic Disney are desperate for. These characters are cynically forged in focus groups and boardrooms. There's no artistic merit behind them - just cash. Being a woman is not the problem, the problem is the reason for the decision for the character to be a woman. It's not a reflection of a filmmaker's vision, it's pandering to a modern day social and political landscape. Not to mention Lucasfilm has been taken over by Feminazi's, plus Pablos a cuck
Behold Lucasfilm employees
https://twitter.com/tvjedi/status/718083836362551297
>BOTHANS! See I too have seen Star Wars.
This is going to go on until the movie is out isn't it?
>>81555738
Oh yeah
Buckle up, boyo
>no Cad Bane
>no Grand Moff Tarkin
>no Boba
>no Vader
Why did I watch that pointless trailer, again? I didn't see anything I was looking forward to.
![rHC112R[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TURLn2G.png "rHC112R[1].png")
>>81555729
kek
>>81555738
Sure seems like it
It's going to drive me crazy
>>81555712
Nostalgiafag, go home.
>>81555657
>>81555562вceм чмoки в этoм чaтe
>>81555769
it shows the tone of the movie.
>>81555738
Yes. And it isn't going to stop then.
There are no exits from this ride.
>>81555735
>Lucasfilm employees
I don't see anything that says she's a Lucasfilm employee
>>81555769
I forgot Cad Bane was rumored.
Jesus christ my dick if they do him properly.
![E1sjneo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MiP2Joa.png "E1sjneo[1].png")
>>81555771
How are people so uninformed?
>>81555735
But Star Wars always had female characters. God, feminists piss me off.
>>81555735
Those damn feminazi focus groups. They're taking my Star Worlds!
>>81555732
I don't even know what the fuck you idiots were talking about, I just thought it was a funny typo and even funnier that you didn't notice it and then you sperged out. I had to go back to read what the fuck you guys were talking about and why you brought up paintings.
>>81555802
Where are you even getting these from? Fuck, when Vader shows up in a trailer is everyone going to scream about how he clearly died?
The name of the Rogue One character is Manny Bothans, right?
![odeTJig[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/PgsE1ck.png "odeTJig[1].png")
>>81555802
HAHAHAHAHahahahahahaa...Help me, end this suffering
>>81555195
are accents genetic in star wars?
>>81555802
Because only geeks and autists care about learning about a movie beyond just watching. A normal person doesn't care about things like plot or consistency; they just want to be entertained.I feel sick for even thinking of this reply.
>>81555836
The goldmine known as reddit, I bet they'll think It's Kylo Ren and he's gotten himself a suit similar to Vaders.
>>81555751
>>81555771
>>81555791
Please no.
>>81555845
Best way to counter the normies spouting it is to tell them Bothans are non canon. They will have no fucking clue
>>81555838
You're thinking of the second Death Star. Manny Bothans will be the protagonist of the sequel, Rogue Two: Death Star Boogaloo.
>>81555876
Buckle up
>>81555891
>Guys we have to counter the normies! This is important!
![AJTnRmC[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HbMOIoZ.png "AJTnRmC[1].png")
>>81555845
Bothans am I right
LOL
O
L
>muh stronk female lead
>"I'm a rebel"
Dropped.I don't even browse /tv/, but holy shit I'm mad.
Disregarding that silly Bothan confusion, I am disappointed there were no aliens at all shown in the teaser.
>>81555932
But we know what Bothans look like.
>>81555794
She writes for Lucasfilm and Pablo constantly reblogs her misandric bullshit.
>Another British, brunette, bitchy, "rebel" who don't need no ma- i mean auhority
>No personable Finn like character to carry the movie this time
This could be a problem.
![aHuVe25[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mpoJaao.png "aHuVe25[1].png")
>>81555932
IT NEVER ENDS
>>81555935
You get mad really easily it seems.
>>81555625
>You just want a blowjob from one, come on.
I will admit that grabbing those antenna and using them as grips while violently face fucking a Rodian is appealing.
I think it's just human nature. We encounter an alien life form, there'll of course be the whole 'how can we communicate' and 'are they a threat' questions. But there's always going to be someone trying to figure out how we can fuck it.
>>81555921
I want to keep the normies in the dark for as long as possible. This is a comedy goldmine. Much less frustrating than political shit slinging about casting, AGAIN.
A CUTE
>>81555964
You spamming this shit? Apparently not
>>81555935
I'm just going to watch it for the AT-ATs, the Death Star doing something interesting and husbando a minor imperial character that shows up once and then later dies.
>>81555963
>Rey was a bitchy rebel
I guess if you want to complain about something other than an accent and brown hair, then sure. Let's go with that.
>>81555964
>how many bothans died to give us this trailer?
Not as many as when the movie tanks harder than Batman vs Superman
![DhnyPcf[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/evrH3Bv.png "DhnyPcf[1].png")
>>81555964
A Death Star, again?
![aLezFis[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/USRsILi.png "aLezFis[1].png")
>>81556034
Everybody wants in on the meme
>>81556010
Go home Zack your drunk.
>>81556010
I hope this movie doesn't tank.
Disney is playing a dangerous game.
Having spinoff movie in between the main line films, set in varying time periods. Having a star Wars movie every year for 5 years straight. They risk oversaturating the market.
The Force Awakens drove them to their best fiscal quarter ever. 3 Billion in profit built on movie profits, Disney World star wars events, merchandise, licensing deal etc. They could get away with a similar push every two years for Episodes 8 and 9 but every single year? By episode 9 people might genuinely sick of Star Wars,potentially hurting it's long term profitiability.
![jCKHlDw[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/UZzuXWt.png "jCKHlDw[1].png")
>>81556059
Alright, this is the last one, imma stop spamming
>>81556034
Makes you think, doesn't it? Another Star Wars? I know Disney is dumb but Death Star number 4? Really?
>She really is in love with him. She looked down when he left.
>>81555982
Post Clone Wars one
>>81555958
I can seem to find any time where Pablo retweeted her
I think you're bullshitting me
>>81556072
It could be worse. They could pull a Marvel and release multiple movies within the span of a year. Then we'd really be oversaturating things.
>>81555964
Wasn't the bothans thing in Episode VI?
How do these people breathe?
>>81556072
There is also that Han Solo anthology movie coming out in 2018. People are going to be burned out soon enough.
>>81556095
This is actually deathstar number 1.
>>81556093
You're conveniently leaving out the negative scores on those comments. Gotta make it seem like a pervasive thing.
>>81556072
I thought market strategy is to not compete with yourself (same reason why toys are gendered like hell and back) yet they do this.
Who the fuck has money for all these movies, comics, toys and potentially vidja besides some rich? They can't buy that all on their own.
>>81556166
Aren't they thinking about a Boba Fett and Obi-Wan movie was well.
Hey look, me and Mark have the same reaction to the new trailer.
>>81556175
>This is actually deathstar number 1.I know. It was a joke, anon
>Rogue One was rumored to feature Vader, Tarkin, and a shitload of bounty hunters
>the trailer doesn't show any of this
Am I getting meme'd on? What am I supposed to be excited about?
![I26ZqW9[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/eRkwUpU.png "I26ZqW9[1].png")
I have to just post this one
>>81555769
You are what's wrong with this fanbase.
>>81556155
They want people to know they are "Star Wars fans", but they don't actually know what they are talking about at all. They just say the thing they heard the most about the Death Star and acquiring plans about it.
They are parrots.
>>81556240
Its a teaser to get the word out to normies.
And it worked.
>>81556246
What are you hosting these on imgur for?
>>81556240
>Teaser Trailer
>Blowing their load this early
>>81556246
It's going to be a long couple months
>>81556240
>I don't know what teaser trailer means
Posting cute things because I want to.
Is it alright that I hyped for Spin off more then main ones?
>>81556291
*teleports behind you*
>>81556291
continue
>>81556204
I fucking laughed at that at the end. You see his frozen reaction, they cut away to the woman talking and when they cut back to wide his face is still frozen. Glorious.
>>81556191
Fett is on the table as the third spin-off. Obi-Wan, from the looks of it, is the one most people want.
![kBPbDXZ[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LlPXXWJ.png "kBPbDXZ[1].png")
>>81556263
I got a program for printscreening and automatically uploading them to imgur.
Also, Poe is in this movie guise
>>81556240
How about new characters you fucking imbecile? Not every story has to be about Vader and Tarkin.
>>81556308
>>81556246
I like the discussion this is generating. It's a nice distraction
so is Rouge one the first movie to be apart of the EU?
>>81556204
Why is he so perfect?
>>81556321
>Boba Fett solo movie
Why would anyone want this? I love Boba but the last thing I want is to spend 2 hours with him as a protagonist (Unless they handle it like Dredd)
Boba fits the secondary antagonist role so well, and his job is so flexible, he should be this recurring bad guy in all these spin off movies. Earning his reputation instead of being shoehorned into the protagonist hero role. Because you know they fucking would.
>>81556240
>wanting trailers to spoil everything
>>81556361
No because there is no EU now.
Just Star Wars.
>>81556188
I agree. I especially doubt that people will be spending the same amount of money on merch related to Mon Mothma or Rebel Girl #872 as they did on Kylo Ren, Finn or Rey. I doubt they'll rework the Star Tours to add Donnie Yen to it like they did with John Boyega for Force Awakens' release.
They'll make money, but at what price?
>>81556336
That trailer sure looked like star wars.
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>>81556326
Now Phasma is in it too!
>>81556361
No, that would be the TCW movie.
>>81556336
Poor 8th Bro, he didn't live long enough to get an icon/emoticon/Emoji/whateverthecoolkidscallit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpS6TlqgLIQ
>teaser has no EU tie ins bullshit
>teasers has no Rebels or any other cartoon ties in faggotry
Based.
/tv/ wins once agian
>>81556384
*And also,The Clone Wars Movieif we want to get technical about non-Mainline movies
>>81556394
"I know these people are dumb but how can anyone be that dumb?"
It's so surreal, seeing the OT Stormtroopers and stuff in HD.
>>81556374
Especially now that he's dead.
>>81556407
http://bloody-disgusting.com/news/3351944/details-star-wars-anthology-rogue-one-plot-revealed-exclusive/grain of salt
>>81556383
It'll get to that point eventually. I mean, look at Ghostbusters.
>>81556374
>Why would anyone want this?
To see him not job for a change? That said, I share your sentiment.
>>81556312
is that the guy from one of the young adult tie in books?
>>81556394
What?
WHAT?
How do you even come to that conclusion?
>>81556407
>comes to a /co/ Star Wars thread to tell us how awesome /tv/ is and how much he hates the cartoons
pls kill yourself.
>>81556407
>>teasers has no Rebels or any other cartoon ties in faggotry
The AT-ATs are based on the Rebels versions rather then the ESB ones.
>>81556402
>You're a sexist if you don't like Rey
It hurts to know that there are people who feel that way. Excuse me if I don't particularly like Tidus 2.0 for being a character who is good at everything and has no purpose in the story until the last 15 minutes. Wait, I take that back. She's not as important to her story as Tidus was, nor as flawed a character. My bad.
>>81556543
Anonymous, I see balls!
Anonymous, this is a blue board!
![M3Ewceo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/uImgPTO.png "M3Ewceo[1].png")
>>81556465
I'll eat my hat if it happens.
>>81556491
I'll be back after the full trailer too. And after episode 8 teaser, and episode 8 trailer and after episode 8 comes out too.
I must remind them, there is no canon, but movie canon, and fuck the cartoons.
>>81556578
Let the kids have their arrow in the knee 3.0
>>81555675
Aw I liked it a lot when I was a kid, though I haven't read it in a while and it might have aged pretty bad.
Are there any really good SW comics series though?
>>81555731
Shit you're right, Shadow Troopers are the cyborgs with the jump-packs right? So they are Dark Troopers then?
Whats the difference between a Dark Trooper and a Black Hole Trooper other than the silly name?
![h57Mw98[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mEarku7.png "h57Mw98[1].png")
THESE PEOPLE
>>81556613
no
>>81555432
>>81555482
>>81555625
It really bums me out that there's no truly alien porn/fapfic for star wars thats truly xeno shit. They always have boringass genitals.
>>81556471
You can have him not job, especially in spin off movies. The casts disposable, have him waste half of em. I dunno, the cool thing about Boba wasn't just the mystique, he had this air of being a really bad dude. Vader has to remind him not to disintergrate people so I always just got the impression he wasn't a nice guy, or even an anti-hero really. Hes a gritty space bastard with a gravelly voice that kills people for money, not so much clint eastwood western anti-hero but more of a lee van cleef?
But thats just my stupid personal interpretation of a guy with 5 minutes of screentime whos meta-fame has long since overtaken anything he does in the movies.
>>81556313
Will do if I actually have enough, though others are free to join.
>>81556386
I don't know mang. I don't know. What's Rogue's raiting? It doesn't seem like a kid-friendly movie, meaning the kiddie demographic is already out. Of course a war-movie has a certain appeal to another demographic, but with Hollywood Grrl Power 2k1X lead they might be out as well. And how many deathstars/AT-ATs can the hardcore fans buy that they don't already have?And I got involved in discussing instead of posting. Oh dear.
>>81556401
HE HAS NO FACEbut the curves in his helmet make him look smiling
I know everyone is on the Rouge One train but I got a question. I remember liking the Star Wars Choose your own adventure books as a kid, I'm wondering if they would be good for an entertaining read when i'm bored or are they actually really bad and it was just my child hood idiocy that made me like them?
>checking out what's going on in /tv/
>fucking madness everywhere
Jesus Christ.
Also I have no idea why the fuck everyone is comparing this to the Hunger Games. Katniss is a lot of things, but she sure as shit is not a Mary Sue. She's barely fucking competent outside of her survivalist skills.
>>81556716
>>81556780
I don't know why this made me laugh.
>>81556793
For someone who only saw HG trailers and now the teaser trailer the actresses blend together.
>>81556848
>>81556793
/tv/ has a new tradition. Every time the trailer for some big new movie gets released, regardless of what anyone there or otherwise thought of it, they act like it's the end of the fucking world.
/tv/ is a designated shitposting area at this point.
Did I hear Agent's Kallus voice at the beginning of the teaser, or is that just me?
>It's an Ahsoka wakes up without Anakin episode
>NOT CANON
So that stasis chamber probably has Darth Vader in it, right?
>All those Rogue One trailer comments complaining about another female protagonist
So the guy in the all white with the cape is a grand admiral, right?
