Bendis!!!
Bombshell
>>Bendis hypes up the last page reveal for a character he claims "Nobody will see coming"
>>It's justGoldballs
You know Bendis, surprises don't work if you keep blabbing them.
>>81509949
>>81509959
Am I supposed to like Miles' grandmother? Cause right now I can't wait to see her killed off.
Pichelli's Ms Marvel is so sexy
>>81509980
She is a sassy black empowered woman anon!
>>81509968
Who the fuck doesn't know what LSD is by high school? Did the Ultimate universe not have that? Explains why they were a bunch of uptight assholes.
>>81509986
JUST FUCK ALREADY
>>81509986
Why is Kamala Black Cat?
>>81510021
>Shipping Miles/Kamala instead of Sam/Kamala
That's some serious heresy right there anon.
>>81509893
Bendis? THE Bendis?
>>81510050
Oh no, now we have TWO overweight idiots!
>>81509949
I bet she has drugs anyway
>>81510050
>teen Bendis x-men
I want them to die, but i am not sure if /co/ wants the same thing, i mean Lilya Miller started as a Bendis creation and she ended up marrying Madrox
>>81509949
Who this hipster bitch?
>>81509980
Pesonally I tink she's hilarious because I know so many grandmothers like that.
>>81509991
Wrong stereotype. She's the fiery latina abuela. If you picture her talking in a super thick Rosie Perez accent it makes perfect sense.
>>81510025
>>She's calling a hit on Spider-Man just because it's Spider-Man
What fucking happened to Felicia?
>>81510034
She has 3 holes for a reason anon. Maybe more if she uses her powers responsibly. With miles spider sense he could probably nut in her too
>>81509986
Pichelli's everyone is so sexy. It's goddamn frustrating.
>>81510082
>>81509930
>the next day a homeless boy is hugging his brand new bedroom door
>he has no bed so just sleeps on it
>>81510107
Kamala is not for sexual.
>>81510111
Literally who?
>>81509912
So, was Uncle Aaron the Prowler in this universe too?
>>81509980
While I find some lines funny like >>81510084 I still think "no, she is a bitch right here". The steretypical ethnic relative that thinks they know best is annoying, I have a few in my family (and when they get together all they do is spew bullshit to make themselves all seem justified in their actions) & and it just isnt a pretty sight. I generally dont mind things Im familiar with in fiction bug be but she is still a bitch.
>>81510034
Nobody likes Sam
>>81510170
Bombshell is from the Ultimate Universe. She was a criminal with her mother with explosive powers. Turned good guy. Now is on 616.
>>81510050
>dat teacher
Dammit Pichelli
>>81510062
Bendis ! Make them gay too ! There is huge potential !
>>81510078
I want them to die, too.
>>81510040
This page deserves an edit.
>>81509957
but then nobody would know they were supposed to care
>>81509986
Is this the first sexy Kamala?
Today is a good day.
>>81509968
>>81509998
Bendis really likes writing characters as being completely ignorant of things and needing to ask questions, but this is the most egregious example ever
>>81510034
>not Robbie
>>81510442
Hey its you again
>>81510106
Slott and Bendis both hate her
I have no idea who goldballs is.
>>81510032
>Hammerhead doesn't know about the New Spider-Man
Yet another example of Bendis' obsession with having characters be as ignorant as possible and needing to ask questions
>>81510050
Wait, I thoguht the Terrigen Mists were killing the mutants so they all had to fuck off to limbo, and those that didn't are in horrible agonizing pain?
>>81510456
He's a thick Bendis OC mutant from South America who spits out golden balls.
>>81510514
that would imply that Bendis gives a flying fuck about continuity
>>81510025
>>81510032
>>81510106
Yeah, this is dumb. Why doesn't Felicia call a hit on Daredevil, Sam Wilson, Moon Knight or any of the other dozens of superheroes out there?
Miles has done absolutely nothing that affected Black Cat's business, she's seriously putting a 5 million bounty on his head just because he's called Spider-Man?
>>81509992
>let jesus be your guide
Jesus confirmed for 616?
>>81510034
>not ahura
>>81510032
>Look where it got them
Wilson Fisk at his height had far more power than Black Cat will ever have. More importantly, Wilson Fisk managed to keep an image of a benevolent businessman and constantly avoided getting arrested, whereas Black Cat is a wanted fugitive.
In fact, Wilson Fisk is still at it in the shadows and holds a lot of power, he just doesn't operate in NYC anymore.
>>81510520
Sounds like a lame power besides getting rich.
>>81509968
nope.avi
>>81509998
Cultural thing lsd is used more by white people
>>81510572
Not only is regular Jesus a thing, there's also a super Jesus.
>>81510056
No way Hammerhead could possibly pose a threat to Miles, but Will O' The Wisp might actually prove a challenge since his intangibility should make him immune to Venom Blast
>>81509968
God Pichelli and her god-tier jailbait
>>81510700
Use may be cultural, but that doesn't mean non-whites don't know what LSD is. Most people don't use drugs, yet everyone is probably familiar with their names.
>>81510754
>implying Miles won't venom blast into his phased body causing another one hit k.o.
>>81510042
That Bendis. You know, Bendis.
>>81510021
That's racist.
>>81510040
>mandatory shithumans namedrop
>>81510958
mutants fuck off
>>81510980
no, you FUCK OFF
>>81510988
You see this? THEY LIKE US BETTER THAN YOU
>>81509959
I appreciate my grandmother more after having to read about this bitch for all of 5 minutes.
>>81511016
you only prove my point
>>81509980
Obviously not, don't be intentionally stupid.
>>81510032
I just dont get how black cat is that great. So... she has anti luck power and its stronger when she's evil, but she's a good fighter and a reasonably athletic woman for the marvel u, she isn't really anything special. Any b list marvel hero could roll her up in an issue. She gets by cause spider-man doesn't want to hurt her.
I like seeing her, I do. I just don't get it.
Thanks for storytime OP.
>>81509949
She's all grown up now
>>81510078
>>81510278
>mfw I will never read Tempus written by someone good.
Why live.
>>81510000
Why does she find this amusing when she's having the exact same problem in her own series? You'd think she would have alot more empathy.
>>81510062
My Nigga
I want overweight Asian/Hispanic fuggin
Oh wait, were you being sarcastic?
>>81510050
Cool!This is turning out to be a new variation on the time in ultimate spiderman where kitty, iceman, the human torch and all the other teen heroes were living together.
I'm hyped
>>81509968
MARVELEDDid I do that right?
>>81510020
maybe i'm just hungry but hammerhead's dinner looks really good
also i'm pretty into the idea of hammerhead just chilling out and running a neighborhood bar
>>81509986
Why is Kamala breaking the fourth wall and pointing at Miles' dick?
>>81510533
Plus, if it's the fact that he's called Spider-Man that pisses her off, why hasn't she put a bounty on Miguel O'Hara's head? Or on Jessica Drew?
>>81510056
Exclusing Black Cat being awful I actually enjoyed this issue and got a few laughs out of it. Needs more bombshell though since she's never going to be used outside of Bendis books.
>>81509930
He dreams about Ock of all villains.
>>81509977
>Kamala will never shrink down to sit on your windowsill and watch you masturbate
>>81510050
goldballs is from ultimate xmen ? what universe is this ?
>>81511707
Nah 616, Bendis is under the impression people care about his cringey OC,
>>81509939
>this is your half of him we're dealing with
Damn bitch.
>>81511349
She learned from the best
>>81510157
did you see how long her neck was? she could deepthroat for days
>>81509992
is she blowing him a good night kiss?
>>81509977
>let me in before I blow away
Oh jeez, Bendis
>>81510032
Wait...that's it? Felicia just puts the hit on Miles because reasons?
>>81509968
Jesus, that is one QT Kamala.
>>81511062 muties shout stop whining and go do something. God the muties are the equivalent of keyboard warriors while the inhumans are Nobel prize winners
Kamala feels so out of character.
Not surprising but still
>>81510282
the holding hands like faggots part or the note part ?
>>81510056
This issue was shit, as most Miles' stories are. The one time he was good was when he rekted Equinox in ANAD Avengers.
Thanks anyway OP ! U da real MVP.
>>81512167
Why should Felicia do anything that makes any fucking sense at all in this era? Spock punched her retarded-evil.
>>81512239
its Bendis. Everyone feels out of character when he's writing, even his own creations.
>>81512167
He's called Spider-Man! That's makes him far more dangerous than Dardevil, Captain America, Iron Man, The Punisher, Hawkeye or any other hero! Even though he hasn't actually done anything about Black Cat's crime empire, the fact that he's called Spider-Man makes him a huge threat. And he's far more dangerous than Spider-Man 2099 who also operates in NYC because shut up.
>>81512427
I like to think that Felicia puts a hit on EVERY Spider-Person because 1. The original is too hard a target to tag nowadays and too experienced, so she takes her frustrations (pathetic and petty as they may be) on the smaller spiders. 2. She's a bitch throwing a tantrum. A hot bitch when drawn by Pichelli though, damn.
I wish Kaine were there. He'd probably slap some sense into her shit.
>>81512573
>I like to think that Felicia puts a hit on EVERY Spider-Person
She clearly hasn't put a hit on Mighel O'Hara or on Jessica Drew. She just saw Miles on the News (months after he'd already started being active) and decided that he had to die.
>>81510765
Meh I always found those designs a little cringy. This fucking Kamala though goddamn.
>>81512610
As if Jessica counted. Ever. Felicia's a bitch with a tantrum here, anyway.
>>81512740
Why is Hammerhead going along with her tantrum? He'd never even heard of Miles until just then (which is incrdibly stupid, why does Bendis keep having characters be so ignorant? It's annoying)
>>81509968
>>81509977
She's a rokurokubi!
Invincible Iron Man is out today too, right? Anyone want another dose of Bendis?
>>81513359
I got nothing better to do
>>81513306
>For some convoluted reason people are trying to execute Kamala by hanging
>this happensWould you laugh /co/?
>>81510040
On this topic did we get a reason why Kamala is the only one in her family who changed and their hasn't been any mist exposure for any of them since or is it just her family was missed by the mists first time and they haven't returned to New York?
Spider-Nig is so shit, now he gets Kamala. Fuck Bendis
>>81510106
Otto happened
>>81510452
They're the 2 shittest writers at Marvel. They should kill each-other.
>>81510010
That first panel is the most The Bronx panel I've ever seen in comics.
There's nothing more The Bronx then endless stairs and hills with impossibly vertical inclines.
You'd probably think "black and hispanic thugs and street violence" but that's wrong. You can find that all over the city.
But black and hispanic thugs with Timbs and calfs like tree trunks? The Bronx.Sadly, that framed "Wesley Crushers" sign in that bar kinda ruins it. Way to go, nerds.
>>81509921
I don't get it, why are his parents bending over for her? I mean Miles is their kid.
>>81514561
His dad is black, he's lucky he's even there.
>>81509968
>Highschooler
>Doesn't know what the fuck LSD is
Jesus, the impression Bendis has on kids these days is very fucking removed from reality.
>>81509912
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'
>>81514691
Bendis thinks that people were on their cell phones during dinner and Google existed in 1996, he's completely detached from reality
>>81509959
That junkie rolling stone faggot nigger you married. <- /pol/ and Tarantiono version
>>81511115
She is being empathetic, you dork.
Yes, she micks him, but it is clearly all friendly.
She dances around his granny, slips out the door and covers for him with heroing BECAUSE she knows that feel and respects his needs and problems instead of pushing him to do what she wants.
I swear, /co/ can't into people.
>>81510025
Felicia wants to get Blacked.
>>81512113
No, she mocks him while he is being embarrassed.
>>81512239
Not even by that much. Yes, she is almost smooth and adult here, but you can't just have a chaotic nerd burst through the sombre mood, riding pidgeons with hats.
>>81509980
did you read this page?
>>81509939
>>81510050
So absolutely nothing happens other than Black Cat want's Miles black dick.
> Ah yes, It's Bendis.
Maybe Miles will be the one to slap Felicia back to her old self?
>>81509912
You know you're a shit parent when you have to call your own parent to discipline your kids for you.
>>81509949
>Bombshell is back
Thanks Bendis, finally you did something right.
Now kill the stupid girl from youtube and bring us back to the Ultimate Gwen Stacy if she and the rest of the universe did not disappear during the secret war shit
>>81514561
They are weak ass parents, especially since they allow someone else to hit their kid geeez.
>>81510514
> tfw Marvel writers are at war over Inhumans and Mutants and don't give a fuck about each other's titles.
>>81510032
this really doesn't make any kind of sense
>>81510514
Lol Bendis, Bendis? Bendis... Bendis! BENDIS!!!
>>81509986
Why is Kamala pointing at Miles black cock? Can it not get any more Bendis?
And why is Kamala in a short skirt? Not complaining though.
>>81509980
As goes the life of Miles Morales, is likely their parents die and he finish living with his grandmother
>>81515623
That's her costume, she has leggings.
>>81515194
You've clearly never met a latino family. Grandmothers are the secret weapon. You expect them to be all nice and kind and bake you cookies and shit, then suddenly they're beating your ass with the chancleta and you're praying to god to end your misery
>>81510514
Kitty isn't in limbo or agonizing so no.
>>81510106
She got punched one time and now is all mad about it.
>>81510050
THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS
>>81515882
Kitty is in space, far away from the Mists
>>81515791
I think we might see a more westernized Kamala soon. She might *gasp* even wear a mini dress and go night clubbing.
>>81510514
Bendis makes a point of contradicting what other writers are doing.
>>81515881
Speaking from personal experience?
>>81516027
Wilson would never allow it! I'm calling her right now and reporting this thread.
>>81515107
>she is almost smooth and adult here
but that's just how she appears from MIles' point of view.
If this was from her pov we'd see miles being adult and having an important moment with his grandma while Kamala was feeling embarrassed and awwkward about bursting in his room, a boy's room, without even considering what might be going on with him, and just trying to leave with as much grace as possible.
>>81516068
Yes. Sweet Jesus that old broad could kick my ass
>>81512230
this
If I could sum up Miles' grandmother in one word it would beBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!
>>81513917
That would be the best.
>>81509949
>>81509968
>>81509977
>>81509986
>>81509992
It should be illegal to be this CUTE
>>81510514
no, it was revealed that it has different efects on different mutants.
Some are more resistant to it, and some are immune, while some will die quickly.
>>81516364
yeah but where is the hate mog calling for goldballs head, remember they were protesting outside of Triage tend where he was helping mutanta with x-pox
>>81509986
>dat Kamala
>>81516162
Kamala might even drink a beer.
>>81509998
Lana is kind of retarded, also most kids know LSD as 'acid' colloquially and it's not done nearly as recreationally as it was done 40 years ago, which I think is the joke.
>>81514514
Realest post on /co/.
>>81509959
Wow.
I am the worst beta I know, and even I have bigger balls than this guy.
>>81510025
This reeks of Dan Slott's influence.
>>81515222
>Now kill the stupid girl from youtube
Fuck yo ass, she's hot as hell
>>81509986
You know who else is in that room right now?
SHEITAN!
>>81510032
Miguel IS in 616 too, right? I swear, nobody ever mentions there's a third Spider-Man who's running around.
>>81517159
Maybe when you grow up you'll be able to appreciate a woman's mind as well as her body. Youtube girl is obnoxious as hell and needs to go. Pichelli draws tons of other hot girls.
Kamala/Miles a shit
Kamala/Sam OTP 4ever
>>81509930
This internal dialogue is horrible and totally unnecessary.
>>81515173
>Black man slaps some sense into a white bitch
As a black dude, no, as a fan of Spider-Man, I hope to god this doesn't happen. The fetishists will have a fucking field day. Read:kbox
>>81510230
That's a good question. Were there 2 Prowlers?
>>81509921
So, when his Mom died, she saw he was Spider-Man. Does she still know he's Spider-Man. Also, that lead down a path of his Dad knowing he's Spider-Man. Does his dad know? WHAT IS CANON!?
>>81517783
Eh, it's not terrible. When I was a kid and wanted to vent, I'd think like this instead of talking out loud.
I like how Bendis can write like a total amateur and get excused for it by weight of longevity and reputation.
The guy barely understands the idea of visual story telling anymore.
>>81518004
It's retreading information we don't need and is unnecessarily expositional.
The readers know this crap and you can show his frustration easily in a couple panels visually without poorly constructed word vomit.
>>81517394
I guess Felicia never saw Miguel on the News. Miles has been active for a long time, but Black Cat didn't notice him until she saw some pundits talk about him on TV.
Either that, or Felicia noticed that Miles is black and she's actually a racist
>>81518178
Interesting how Alicia seems to only get information via TV and not via informational channels on the street, you know, like she should.
>>81518178
But isn't Miles an immigrant in 616? Why would she hear about him until now? Thanks to the SJW girl.
>>81509930
>Ock being around
>For any reason
>Especially in the imagination of someone who never met 616 Ock
What
>>81518239
And Hammerhead seems to not get any information from anywhere at all. He didn't even know Miles existed.
>>81514193
They were missed. There was a Last Days story where Kamala's brother gets hit with the gas and becomes Inhuman...I think. But it doesn't matter because Last Days issues didn't happen now. SO I think they can turn, they just got missed.
Willow Wilson already said on twitter she ain't allowing Pichelli to ever draw Kamala again.
RIP qt
>>81519470
link
>>81517159
It´s nearly to impossible for Pichelli to not draw hot girls
>>81519553
you think we are ants?
>>81519470
source
>pichelli will never cosplay as black cat herself
>>81510514
I thought Goldball's superpower was he doesn't get affected by anything, so that's probably why the mists aren't...
Wait, damn it! I'm thinking of Butterball.
>>81518314
It's bendis man, just ignore those details
When are we gonna get teen jean on this book?
>>81519693
Whoa she's mad skinny there.
Is that an old picture?
>>81520125
thats from like a year ago
she fluctuates weight a lot
>>81515222
Nigga threesome that bitch!
>>81519693
Kinda looks like the tranny that made that game that /v/ made fun of
>>81509980
man that fat bitch has to die, I can overlook how Bendis writes Miles but man she is making this worse than it was
Bendis's Kamala is so off. She's not this snarky. She's painfully sincere to the point of awkwardness. She doesn't say stuff like point out she says totes unironically.
>>81514193
Her parents weren't effected. The gas got them. Aamir got gassed with a fake terigen and got temp powers.
>>81517042
He left to avoid fucking up his in-law.
>>81520213
Bendis is his own editor
That he didnt completely rape her characterization and was just off, is a win in this case
>>81520184
As Italians tend to do
>>81510050
Why should we care about goldballs?
>>81509930
>THIS IS BULLSHIT
>YOU CAN'T GROUND SPIDER-MAN
>>81509986
>dat ms marvel
Based Pichelli
>>81520213
Bendis writes EVERYONE as snarky
>>81509986
When did Kamala go from cute to sexy?
>>81519620
Yes, we are
>>81520470
I don't recall anyone being snarky in Daredevil: End of Days
>>81510034
>implying they won't be Marvel's first polygamous relationship
>>81520600
Remember how Bendis INSISTED that End of Days was the canon future of 616?
7/10
second good spider miles in a row
this down to earth street superhero stuff is the only thing bendis can do well still.
>>81520686
I see no reason why it couldn't be.
>>81520764
>Sam Wilson is the President as a REPUBLICAN
>Peter Parker and Kitty Pryde are married
>Jameson still in charge of the Daily Bugle
And many more
>>81520843
Future anon, sliding timescale and all that.
>>81514561
You don't really fuck with Latina grandmas
>>81510040
>What's the difference between an Inhuman and a mutant?
Marvel owns the film rights for the first but not the second?
>>81509921
I'm afraid this is where I stop reading.
>>81509986
>I'm smarter than you
That is highly debatable
>>81510754
>No way Hammerhead could possibly pose a threat to Miles, but Will O' The Wisp might actually prove a challenge since his intangibility should make him immune to Venom Blast
Y...yeah, Bendis wouldn't just make Venom Blast affect him!
I wish someone else was writing Miles. Bendis is getting cumbersome.
>>81521028
I think it'll go like this
>Mile tries using Venom Blast on Will
>"HAHAHA I'm intangible, that won't work"
>Miles tricks him into becoming tangible
>VENOM BLAST OHKO
>>81520469
> Must stop imagining Kamala's deep throat skills.
>>81510754
I never really understood how Hammerhead could pose a threat to Peter Parker in the first place
>>81512272
He's pretty good in Totally Awesome Hulk
>>81509930
This is bringing back the pent-up frustrations I've had from my childhood.
>>81521173
What good does it to if you can't reach all the way down?
Pichelli is too good for Bendis
>>81521406
No gag reflex
>>81509992
>woof
STOP FUCKING DOING THIS BENDIS
>>81521493
Can be trained away
>>81520469
>copy that
>>81521406
>seriously asking what good shapeshifter sex is
Are you serious right now
>>81521593
It saves time from training. No Kamala accidental deep throat vomit without training!
>>81521673
I thought her powers were less Mystique and more Ant man with a bit of Mr Fantastic, lengthening and expansion.
>>81521699
But you can't dominate that
>>81521804
It will be a challenge to dominate Kamala's throat but I am willing to try.
> tfw you will never get deep throated by qt sexy Kamala from Spider-Man #3
>>81509939
>What if Ganke call?
> He's going to be so worried if he can't get me on the--
Are they trying to slowly curve this friendship into a romance?
>>81521871
I LOVE Pichelli but I still prefer Fluffy Kamala.
But that Bombshell. I do want.
>>81521871
All throats are meant to be dominated Anon.
>>81521804
The best comparison for Kamala's powers I can think of is the fat kid from Naruto.
>>81521804
>I thought her powers were less Mystique and more Ant man with a bit of Mr Fantastic, lengthening and expansion.
They are also Mystique but she never uses then and it bothers the shit out of me
>>81521966
Trying? They already hold hands in class.
>>81522045
Didn't her powers get reduced a bit after she got shot?
>>81522110
I thought it was mostly the fact that she was hurt at the moment more so than depowering her permanently.
>>81522157
Didn't an Inhuman doctor say that the more she uses her powers to heal herself, the less effective they would be?
>>81522285
Willow confirmed she can still shapeshift on twitter
>>81517959
i think here only his dad knows. for some reason
>>81517959
Only his dad knows. We don't know the circumstances around it though.
>>81522285
The marvel guide thing confirmed it's only when healing
>>81511100
Dr Pavel, i'm Bombshell
>>81509939
>evil uncle didn't come back to life
>have to put up with this bitch
>>81510032
She calls a hit on a Avenger, just because he's another Spider-Man. An Avenger! Even if she succeeds the whole team will be after her. This is so retarded.
