>Hypercrisis so real it blows up a thread
Jesus
>>81498446
You guys ever notice how Obama's going bold?
He couldn't be..
I mean he couldn't really be Lex Luthor could he?
>>81498698
Being the POTUS really ages a person. If Obama didn't become president, he could've looked like he was in his early 30's for another decade.
>>81498916
If Keanu Reeves becomes president will he finally get the death he has sought for so long?
>>81498980
Reminder that Keanu is literally Hawkman.
>>81498980
apparently being ageless means you didn't go through puberty until very late
>>81498980
Probably not, dude ages better than some black men. At the worst his hair will gray a little.
But seriously, given all the charity and humanitarian work Keanu has done he could run for president tomorrow and easily win.
Did anyone cap that get? Did it reach 52 replies? I can't find it anywhere now.
>>81499376
Which get? Larry Allen from April 1st or something else?
>>81498085
If nothing matters.
Then everything does>>81498446
Can someone explain this image/charcaters pls
>>81498351
I. Am. The. New. God. All is one in McDonalds. This mighty body is my church. When I command your order, I ask with three billion voices. When I make a fist to crush your change. It is with three billion hands. When I stare into your thighs and shatter your dreams. And break your heart. It is with six billion eyes! Nothing like McDonalds has ever come among you: Nothing will again. I will take you to a hell without exit or end. And there I will murder your souls! And make you crawl and beg! And die! Fry! Fry for Darkseid!
>>81499739
I witnessed that history happen,
>Larry Allen
>The Lastest Man Alive
I can't believe how happy a silly internet post could make me.
(Also I was the anon who coined "Larry Allen" as the name was technically Lawrence Allen, not to brag)
>>81499739
Whelp that does it.
>racewalker
>1952
>>81503699
>>81499739
>>81503539
I was there, I probably made 20 posts trying to get to Barry. Had like 9 replies on one. Glorious thread.
>>81499739
The 52 get with just >52, a photo of Grant Morrison with filename "Just as planned".
>>81503949
Thread was pruned, got a screenshot on my phone.
>>81499772
Dammit, now you got me hankering for midnight nuggies.
>>81503843
I've never been a part of history before, but I've learned now to take more screenshots. I've just got the one
