Tomorrow's the big flash!
Predictions?
>>81484061
Vriska permadies
Sollux and Aradia don't appear at all
Karkat does bloody thing
Every fight is an anti-climax
Davekat is endgame
Homestuck game by platinum when?
>>81484165
>Homestuck game
aahhh oh god i just remembered oh woooooooooow
>>81484135
>Being wrong: The Post
I'm almost dreading how stupid everything is going to turn out because that's what always happens every fucking time. And there won't be enough leftover pages and it's just going to be "okay, let's do something else" instead of a solution.
>>81484268
But what if a large chunk of those pages are flashes?
>missed chaz's requests
noooooooooo
Endgame Ship List
John/Roxy
Dave/Karkat
Rose/Kanaya
Jake/Dirk
Vriska/Terezi red
Jane and Jade get fucked over
How you like them ships, fampai?
>>81484357
She drew a davejade
>>81484061
This not happening.:'(
Anyone have that picture of supertits Vriska that Hussie signed as canon? I wanna remind DaveKat shippers that Hussie's signature means nothing
>>81484456
Good
>>81484398
>Jake/Dirk
in what world is this still plausible
>>81484537
Jake still cares about him.
>>81484061
God tier calliope is the big bad and perma kills one or more main characters
calliope destorys the green sun
gets rid of the dogs' (and jade's) superpwoers making them easy to beat
the jack's fight each other and ignore team swords who stand around and look cool
jake is adopted by the felt
>>81484537
It's homestuck there is a world for everything.
I wonder if some karkat ghosts ever became kismesises
>>81484537
Dirk will learn to forgive himself through Dave and as a result stop having the self-destructive behaviors that pushed Jake away from him.
>>81484718
I had forgotten about the endless bootstrap paradox red text Karkat chat.
>>81484398
There's nothing there I dislike.
>>81484398
More like
>john/roxy
>john <3< terezi
>rose/kanaya
>dave/karkat
>jade/davepeta?
>jasprose/davepeta?
>rose <3< jasprose
>terezi<>vriska
>meenah/vriska? if she goes back to (vriska) after the ghosts get krilled, or gets with regular vriska, I dunno, probably not
>black vriskat had a bit of a tease too
>pale karkan?
>I don't think dirk and jake are going to get back together
>poor jane
>>81484718
Forget that, when is Vriska gonna get hatelaid in this damn comic? That should have been nonstop from introduction to ending for someone as big a bitch as she is.
>>81484398
>jake dirk
the only one i don't see happening
>>81484813
i hate everything about this post
>>81484801
John, the friendliest character in the comic is more likely to get blackrom booty than she is. Shit's insane.
>>81484537
In my dreams.
Is Hussie going to post this thing at 3 in the morning like he did with Game Over? What timezone is he even in now?
I wish he'd at least give us a timeframe for when this thing will drop. It's been done for a while too.
>>81484771
My pupper looks a lot like that one
>>81484940
The point of dropping it at a stupid hour and NOT telling you about it is to minimize simultaneous traffic.
>>81484989
C'mon hussie your fans have grown up and have things to do now. Please just give me an estimate or something.
>>81484989
That is not a viable strategy anymore and he knows it. It's time to hunt for deals with Newgrounds again.
>>81484718
>>81484801
Karkat vs (Karkat) goddamn when?
(Vriska) vs Vriska payback time and beating the shit out of her alpha self when?
>>81484532
No way in hell it'll be canon, but still the best ship.
What the christ I thought today was Wednesday śmh.
Anyway is the land artist around? Is there a gallery of their work somewhere?
>>81484745
Chatlogs with temporal shenanigans are probably one of my favorite thing in Homestuck.
That Hussie never (afaik) did something incoherent with them, like a character knowing something he should not or not knowing something he should is really amazing
Is Igpd here? does she know the time of the delivery of the update?
>>81484532
But that was a very meaningful picture and proves Vriska is more stacked than he can possibly draw
>>81485080
Piggy got banned for blogposting
>>81485080
If >>81484989 is true it would be a betrayal to disclose
>>81485054
It was actually one of the worst. DaveKat may have been horribly forced and executed, especially post-retcon, but the one thing it has going for it is that it isn't Karezi
>>81485087
Okay but do you have it?
>>81485054
>not hoping for epilogue ending
But even then, Hussie can pull another troll and have fucking (Terezi) ship (Karkat) and (Vriska) together. That's a scary thought.
>>81484989
And that worked for cascade right?
It'll be hilarious when the EOA6 has no shipping at all in it and these past few days of bitching have been over literally nothing.
>>81485253
Remember when /co/ was frothing with rage over the fact that widow was going to lift mjolnir in aou?
>>81485072
Well there was that one time Karkat told Gamzee about Gamzee's rampage but he was too stoned to understand.
>>81485253
>not expecting at least 10 minutes of davekat grinding against each other while vriska fondles her fat breasts
I bet you joined at Cascade, faggot.
>>81485286
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>81485177
against all odds yes
I've gone through multiple reformats while Homestuck drags its feet but still have it.
>>81485309
>tfw Cascade was half a decade ago
>>81485312
In the lead up for age of ultron /co/ was absolutely convinced that black widow would lift mjolnir in it because whedon and was really fucking butthurt over something that didn't happen
>>81485253
>implying everyone who ever had a ship with anyone isn't going to be seen protecting their latest randomly-generated infatuation, cementing it for all eternity
>>81485253
As if bitching was not an end in itself here
>>81485376
It's a good thing that everything turned out fine and everyone liked Age of Ultron then.
I'm personally disappointed in myself for being caught up in the GotG posthype and not seeing all the obvious signs that Age of Ultron was going to be shit.
>>81485138
I have no shame.
>>81485406
That's not the point. Good or bad widow did not lift mjolnir and that was the cause of most of the butthurt before it came oit.
Hussie will pull at least one "Believe whatever the fuck you want, and that's canon for you" in the coming days. Be on guard forno ships delivered
>>81485343
4.5 years. It went live at 10/25/2011.
Holy fuck Act 6 is more than 4 years old.
>>81485138
There is nothing really forced about Davekat.
Also, Karezi Best ship.
>>81484801
She did have a canon thing with Eridan, I keep forgetting that
>>81485343
>It's been exactly 4 years, 5 months, 11 days
THANK GOD THIS RIDE IS ENDING
IT'S GOING TO BE A TERRIBLY DISAPPOINTING END
BUT WHO CARES
IT'S FUCKING ENDING
FINALLY
WE'RE GOING TO BE FREE
>>81485338
I never knew Vriska was a canon titty monster.
>>81484061
witch crushed by house
postman beats dog
BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN MAKES (LE) FEEL GOOD
Davepeta drops some sick beats
>>81485406
>It's a good thing that everything turned out fine and everyone liked Age of Ultron then.
Yes.
>all the obvious signs that Age of Ultron was going to be shit.
Whut? Age of Ultron is a Fucking awesome movie.
I'm too hyped. I can't even play Stardew Valley without getting too giddy about the damn update.
>>81485343
>the flash with Gold Pilot will never actually be real
>Glitchstuck is also almost 5
>>81485590
>Playing Starjew Valley
>>81485067
The artist has a tumblr
http://land-of-so-and-so.tumblr.com/
>>81485253
Of course it won't, it's the finale flash, and as much as everybody focuses on it homestuck really isn't about the shipping
Ship stuff will get wrapped up in act 7
>>81485590
Are you going to be pulling an allnighter, anon-kun? It's the only way to catch this fucking thing on time when it drops.Better sleep now.
>>81485626
Fuck you man, you're just jealous I'm in the millions and tons of people after me and you've got shit.
>>81485663
Nah I'm not jealous at all. Enjoy your really shit harvest moon clone.
>>81485646
I'm supposed to be working early tomorrow. I'm still staying up late to watch for the update.
My customers will just have to deal with the deadness of my eyes from the lack of sleep. Like always.
>it's a "dave and karkat set john's house on fire and pinned the blame on vriska" episode
>>81485708
>not jealous
>resorting to insults
You have been visited by the stab happy pupper
Good updates and stabs will come to you but only if you reply "Good dog, best friend" to this post
>>81485628
>commissions open
>>81485778
DAVEKAT ENDGAME LOL
>>81485768
It's a shit game bro. You know it's true.
>>81485882
same fucking boat here. I have a podcast to edit, a chapter to read for chemistry 1.5 hours from now, and several backed up math work I've been putting off since the end of March.
>>81484061
>Predictions?
this piece of shit finally dies
>>81485882
Kill yourself
Caliborn is the best fucking character and you can't prove me wrong.
>>81485964
No he's not, making "Bad fans" the villain of your webcomic will never actually be a good thing Hussan
>>81485922
You're so mean, anon. I hope your dreams never come true.
Hey can somebody post the terezi butt gif please
>>81485956
You shouldn't talk about yourself that way anon
>>81486041
yno
>>81486041
>>81486041
>>81486086
>>81486090
You're so mean, anon. I hope your dreams never come true.
Jasprose may not be very hot because she's a seizure inducing literal catgirl that looks like a stupid pink princess, but the fact that there's a version of Rose that's 100% forward with the raging libido we always knew she had is so amazing to me
So how long would it take for me to start and catch up with Homestuck if I started right now.
>post yfw Jane heals Gamzee after he gets cut in half since she never had that weird interaction with him in this timeline
i still want dave to bang roxy or rose or dirk i guess. i just want him to bang a blonde he is related to
>>81486200
how much are you willing to invest in the reading process cause it could be anywhere from 3 days to a month
>>81485922
If he knew it was a shit game then why would he play it?
>>81486090
Kek
>>81486200
i honestly listen to the readthrough by collabHQ
its not great but its so much faster
>>81486211
that was one of my original predictions before game over even happened
i dont think i want it anymore
>>81486200
How fast a reader are you? If you speed through it it might take you about a week or so.
It's not long now, /hst/.
EOA6 will let us go.
EOA6 will give us hope.
EOA6 will save us all.
You should be smiling, too.
Aren't you excited?
Aren't you happy?
You're going to be free.
>>81486256
Here Here, The youtube readthrough was how I started, then continued reading where they left off. It is also nice as you will associate voices to characters making them feel, i guess, more real.
>>81485778
Good dog, best friend
>>81486248
Shit taste obviously
>>81486325
I'm never happy and this is making it worse
if anyone doesnt have a bingo card yet you can use this instead of everyone just writing over mine
>>81486325
Are you saying we'll have our freedom?
>>81486371
Thank you.
>>81486325
Undertale gave me more feels than Homestuck.
>>81486346
But wouldn't a person with shit taste not know that the game is shit?
i put a meme in my fangame only you guys will know
>>81486416
Undertale can suck mydiick2
>>81486424
He subconsciously knows.
>>81486325
>Aren't you excited?
>Aren't you happy?
Hell fucking yes
THE ENEMY IS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzCxOAtiAtg
>>81486426
What fangame?
>>81486506
its not done yet, im posting a preview on 413
its called dead daves are the enemy
>>81486416
However could you argue that some Homestuck nostalgia related stuff may have had a hand to play in it?
>>81485778
Please get some closure Stab Happy Pupper, you have killed too many characters and were too integral to 5/7 acts to become irrelevant at the end due to powerlevel creep
>>81486533
Is it similar to [S] Dave:Accelerate? that GMS game where you could control time as dave?
There used to be a lot of "I'm postponing my suicide until Homestuck finishes" posts. I hope you found solutions in this interim while you waited, anons.
>>81486371
whats the font?
>>81486576
i dont think i played that but probably not
its basically a dating sim, but with the threat of death constantly looming
>>81486533
Nice dubs
Isnt that game a dating simulator?
>>81486618
who cares about the font just use whatever
>tfw out of town tomorrow and won't be back until late Thursday
At least if the website crashes, I won't have to worry about having to wait.
>>81486674
Just watch the flash when it's uploaded to grubtube
Prediction:
BKEW is right about everything
Post your game face when the flash drops.
>>81486766
>>81484061
Deus ex Machina into Anticlimax
>>81486766
Somebody call Troll Chris Hansen
>>81486766
I can't hold all this hype
>>81486766
>>81486766
game song >>81486486
there's no better track for anticipating something of this order
>>81486766
I am so ready. who team /felt/ here?
>>81486997
I thought crowbar had THICC hips from that thumbnail
scritch
>>81486766
>>81486766
hope Hussie won't post the flash too early, cause here in europe we'd better watch it in the afternoon
let it be like six previous upd8s
I don't get Dave/Karkat shipping. Never got the feeling that Dave is gay, and I also got the feeling that he generally dislikes Karkat.
>>81487082
read the fucking comic
>>81486766
I'm ready for everything to start tumbling down.
>>81487082
It's appeals to the same group that reblogs Sherlock gifsets while going MY BABIESSSSS EEEEEEEE
What would be worse
>Beautifully animated flash but short as fuck
>Long as fuck flash but most of it is panning over still images/gifs
>>81486766
>>81487055
It usually comes out late at night for me and I'm an Englishman, what sort of time are you getting it?
>>81486997
always, anon. always.
>>81487105
The Answer To All Problems In This Thread Really.
>yfw the thread is a hundred false update calls per minute tomorrow
>>81487030
Jade looks in pain there
>>81487244
She's just so unused to human contact
>>81487206
Que Sera, Sera. But I Feel That You Might Be Correct In Your Prediction.
>>81487282
Fuck off Kanaya
>>81487299
You Noticed It, Well Done.
>all new music
thoughts?
>>81487350bowman?
>>81486539
You know damn well Jacks going to be totally swept under the rug.
He'll either join the good team because of Jade antics or just deal with PM and WV. All the momentum in his story is gone and the cast is just ignoring him despite being the driving force of the comic for half of it.
How was Snowman's death made the catalyst for the destruction of the A2 universe?
>>81487350
>All that music that's going to go to waste
Fucking retarded.
UPDATE
>>81487371
Snowman had the universe inside her
>>81487371
If you pocket the 8 ball before every other ball is pocketed, you lose. Pool reference.
>>81487412
What a slut.
>>81486371
END OF ACT SIX BINGO
>>81487383
You Truly Are The Most Evil Of People, Getting My Hopes Up Even Though I Knew That It Would Be For Nought.
>>81482152
>I'm pretty sure I know what you are referring to, but I think that was played for laughs, not meant seriously.
see that's the thing
that's exactly what dave us talking about
just because it's "played for laughs" doesn't mean it's not legitimate
that's the whole thing
as a kid he played off a lot of that stuff for kicks and giggles but that doesn't mean it was actually a joke, it just meant he acted like it was a joke
when dave imagined being fawned over, it was dudes
he laughed it off like ironic humour
but the fact remains that that's what he imagined
>While he has a sincerity problem, this simplifies his character too much.
i think it's just a simplified explanation, not a simplification of his character
he was raised to only like things "ironically"
but he actually does like them, he just pretends to be ironic
he doesnt collect dead things ironically, he does it cuz they're cool and he just says it's ironic
he makes bad comics cuz it's fun
UPDATE
FLASH DROPPED EARLY
THE BETA THE BETA
>>81487467
>>81487515
>Responding to a post hours old
Dude let it go.
>>81487526
HOLY SHIT
DID DAVEPETA REALLY FUCKING DO THAT?
>>81487515
I recognise this, you must have really wanted to get your point across to post it in another thread after the last one was culled by an angry Janitor.
OH MY GOD JADE NO
>>81487526
HAHA ISNT IT SO FUCKING FUNNY HOW I KNOW THIS IS A LIE BUT I FELT COMPELLED TO CHECK ANYWAY
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU
>>81487583
He tried in a previous thread but an angry Janitor culled the thread after I said he was baiting people.
>>81482372
>>81487644
>>81487610
>>81487591
>>81487526
Simply ebin :^)
man, just ignore it unless someone posts screencaps
the chance of people being this vague when the actual flash hits is 0%
>>81487628
i was salty
also i just noticed it was still in my clipboard so i just ctrl ved it
>>81487683
i wasnt baiting anyone
im serious
TG: please its not like shes my mom i can visualize her choice ass all i want without it gettin much more than moderately uncomfortable for everyone involved
Dave "motherlover" strider at it again
IT'S HERE.
>>81487717
Hello again, to be fair I over reacted when I said you were baiting. After reading the thread that pre-dated that one I realised how many people were going on about that particular ship.
>>81487769
Don't Bother People, He Lies.
>>81487769
STOP MAKING ME CHECK IM TOO GULLIBLE
Guess who's back.Back again.Scratch is back.Tell a friend.
>>81487791
no worries mate
i know a lot of people DO bait, and most people just think im a pretend tumblr troll
but im legit, just have unpopular opinions
>>81487898scratch/rose when
and i do mean the two-foot tall puppet scratch
D - > - Gog NARD Neptune that is one end of act flash you have their
>>81487898
I'm scared if he did come back Hussie would write shitty dialog for him
>>81487936
We all have unpopular opinions my friend, that is why we find comradery in this site to begin with.
If you were a Tumblr troll you would have unpopular opinions, but not be able to recognise them. You would see everyone else as offending your bubble.
But through recognising them you have proved without a doubt that you are not.
So will the website burst into fucking flames like in Cascade?
>>81487985
Never because it would be incest and his interest in little girls is purely platonic.
>>81488108
Guaranteed, friendo. It's going to take at least another day for anyone to be able to watch the flash once it's out. Remember Meenahquest part 1?
>>81488111
what does hst think of scratch? i never hear anything other than lol pedo.
>>81487335
>>81487282
>rp-ing Kanaya
>still using punctuation
>>81487898
I still miss him.
>>81488108
Yes, BUT for a couple of minutes it will work for people who are on the ball, who proceed to post real/fake screenshots and real/fake spoilers for the 4 hours of downtime until a mirror is posted
>>81487377
dude, you're getting new high quality music that you've never heard before. Can't you look at the glass as half full for once?
>>81488178
Scratch is my favorite character and I'm so tired of those jokes.
>>81485922
It's the only decent HM game in 10 years.
davejade
>>81488111
well i didnt say it'd be a sexual relationship
he's just the wizard she'll finally apprentice under and then one day surpass and kill
>>81488096
thanks for the honest dialogue friend
it's true, i see and understand why people dont like my opinions
doesnt mean i wont defend them.
hope you have a good one
>>81488189
To be fair it has been months since I last read her speak, and had forgotten the omission of punctuation that she is known for.
I don't actually know why I chose to do it to be honest. I guess it was a way to legitimise my own articulate manner on a thread such as this.
I Apologise For Being Wrong
>>81488285
>What is RF4
thoughts?
>>81484061
The only predication i have is that the fights are ended. I dont have the hubris to try and say what i think hussie is actually going to do.
>>81488343
>Resident Fevil 4
>>81488364
Rune Factory faur
>>81488285
it's okay but the controls are wonky and there isn't really any endgame content to speak of. It's not really sandbox either. I put in 15 hours and dropped it, which is a decent chunk of time, but aside from the first half hour there was no time when I was really engaged while playing it. I just sort of played it for 2 hours trying to progress and then went to bed. That shit aint my thing.
>>81484268
We know hes posting all of act 7, we dont know how big act 7 is. For all we know it could be 500 pages
>>81488356
>Dad Dies
only one of us can come out of this on top
>>81488356
The Cairo overcoat is a play on Chicago overcoat, which means a coffin in Mobster slang. Because the coat turns into an Egyptian Sarcophagus.
>>81488428
we don't know how it was made beyond kurloz stealing vriska's coat though
>>81488343
A mediocre game.
Heard there was a flame war over shi´´ing last few games. What happened?
>>81488307
will have lots of babies
>>81488453
Shit taste bro.
>>81488443
Kurloz stole it, gave it to Caliborn, Caliborn shot a rainbow of jizz on it because he finally got a hold of something that belonged to a girl other than his sister.
>>81488468
shipping, I mean
>>81488428
It's not very special so who even cares? It floats and moves through time.
>>81488468
>shi´´ing
What did he mean by this?
>>81488356
>>81488426
>>81486371
>>81487467
>>81487578
>>81488356
>>81488426
The only certain thing about the flash is that we cannot know exactly how things are actually going to happen.
>>81488489
fucking lol.
for real though, I hope we do get an explanation on how it was/is made, because it's pretty damn powerful, and just having speculation sort of sucks
Remember that time John tried to beat his father to death with a hammer? Or the time Rose tried to stab her mother's eyes out?
>>81488579
yeah, back when we didn't have to read into everything because of drama.
wasn't absurdist humour fun?
>>81488579
I can relate to that. Both of those.
>>81488516
I said shipping. I accientally clicked at that button right of the p
>>81488579
It doesen't matter when you live in an RPGverse.
>>81488542
So RNG is involved? Random victors, random ships, and at the end of the day Andrew makes a long post about how he could never satisfy everyone so anything you want to be canon is the real canon?
>>81488627
And then he can explain it away by having John use his retcon through out the fight and say each time he did he made a new timeline witha different ending.
>>81488579
>PASSIVE-AGGRESS
stop making me remember anon
>>81488618
Are you saying Homestuck is a trapped in a MMO anime?
>>81488702
it IS an anime. Always was
>>81488683
>That random dead red pixel.
>>81488683
>there are still tumblr fans who don't understand how the meta-aspects of homestuck work
I am seething
>>81488579
And yet only Dave's life or death fights get treated seriously.
>>81488780
because dave's guardian was the only one actively fighting him
the ither two were just being petulant children
Six more hours until the flash.
Who /HYPED/ here.
whatever happened to the beagle aegis? I don't remember it flying out of the sylladex in acts 1-2, so can we assume it's still on john's person? or did casey end up with it?
>>81488821
oh nevermind, it was thrown out in the kitchen immediately after it was used. I'm a tool
So what time is the update gonna get posted? Around the middle of the day like the previous few have been?
>yfw Gamzee doesn't appear in tomorrow's flash at all.
>>81488559
>it's pretty damn powerful
Not any more powerful than Dave's time-tables introduced in Act 4. We never had to care how that or Aradia's music boxes were alchemized specifically.
>>81488812
You'll keep saying it'll drop any moment now until you pass out at 5:30 in the morning, sulking.
>>81488884
The cairo overcoat can traverse space and time through the void, and it doesn't take 3 years to do so. It is pretty much the most powerful item in homestuck disregarding possibly the crowbar and pool ball eyes.
