why is she so perfect /co/?
>>81482812
>sidecut
ruined AGAIN
this was the best Germaine, prove me wrong
protip:you can't
>>81482812
>Looks like a kill all men feminist
>Perfect
>>81482812
What was that one episode where she's masturbating and the dildo jizzes on her face? I had a guilty fap to that one, and I'd like to do it again.
>>81482871
>Not titmonster Germaine
Oh look
[Spoiler]I did. [/spoiler]
>>81482982
>can't even spoiler
>>81482812
it's the law of large numbers.
one of the 20 some odd incarnations has a pretty good chance of causing one of /co/s thousands of autistic fucks to go full MLP. you OP are that one faggot.
>>81483020
Posting from a phone is no excuse for such nonsense, I am filled with shame.
She was perfect when she was fat.
Now she's awful (again)
germaine ismy waifu
>pizza guy buying upskirt shots of germaine last video
And just like that jim has relapsed
>>81487058
To be fair the odds are good on that entire episode being a hallucination of Germaine's
I thought she became fat as shit because the creator got tired of her being sexualized or some dumb shit
I hate this bitch but she gets my dick so hard.
Especially all the sex stuff that happens in the comics.
>>81482812
How is this still going?
Why is it still going?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5vCAedc2VI
you are not prepared
>>81488008
HNNNNG
>>81488008
what the fuck
>>81482881
>Not knowing the difference between third wave retardation and classic goth fashion.
Kids these days.
>>81485866
What's worse is that he kept teasing Germaine's fat friend at her modeling job. I wanted to see her for the longest time.
>"You work two jobs, how do you not have any money!?"
>"Well, I kept buying lunches for this girl at the modeling job, she's a BIG girl"
>>81488008
that was pretty much the last good episode, things fell apart after that, what with the creator disregarding polls indicating what the fandom wanted(which was more sexy stuff) and then retconning out pretty much the entirety of the Reboot(except the handful of episodes that Germaine wasn't present for at all) to that point, and setting up the current annoying status quo with Germaine being a whiny depressed psychotic loser with no job, when that whole arc had already been done several times in the first universe, really at this point I think Mr Mathers needs to stop doing this as a cartoon, it's clear that 2 episodes a month(often under 2 minutes at that) isn't enough for him to actually accomplish anything, he should just do comics full time instead(or at the very least he could stop animating the Foamy Rants, they don't need animation at all, it just leads to 1 out of every 3 episodes being wasted for that crap), really I think it'd be best if he only did one 5+ minute episode a month and focused it purely on "plot"
>>81488369
god fuck the double reboot. I mean the first reboot made sense because he fucked up Germaine to the point of no return, but then he went and DID IT AGAIN. he doesn't learn and he doesn't listen to the fans who told him to go back to funny instead of having Germaine be insane.
looking at this art makes my stomach beg me for permission to vomit
>>81489326
yeah and to see how fickle he is, go look on his facebook page, he's already talking about returning her to "normal", I swear the guy is freaking bipolar in the worst possible way
>>81489428
Good to see I'm not the only one
>>81482812
Hey /co/, why don't we stop giving this guy attention? His shit used to be funny, but now it's not. Can you please stop? His work is the definition of cancer
>>81489428
Eh, it is bad, but it kind of grew on me, like a tumor. It's like a shitty Invader Zim'esque rip-off style drawn by a horny teenager, mainly the earlier ones though. Once she started getting fat it became Moon Over June tier, and nowadays it looks like a generic "alt girl" character.
https://desustorage.org/co/search/text/germaine/
>>81490329
so is there supposed to be something specific we're looking for or at?
>>81488369
Meh.
I don't even like the show but I can't possibly be the only one that wants to give her a rimjob while she spouts out her lame poetry at open mic night...yes I wish I was that chick who did that to her. That or have lured her to my place when she was traveling on the road and convince her to stay with the promise of free food, housing and vidya, taking out rent in the form of pounding that fat ass whenever I want.
>>81491614
you have solid taste
>>81489731
where do you see that?
>>81491614
you have really bad taste
>>81491614
You have medium taste.
>>81491614
I haven't seen enough of this to comment on your taste.
>>81482812
Lets face it, goth girls are the best.
They are depressed and have great clothing and musical taste, yet aren't the attention whoring cunts emos are, or the cucking Stacy bitches most girls are.
Goth girls>Everything
>>81491614
You have fair to middling taste.
>>81489731
you mean to tell me the guy who's been doing the same shitty flash cartoon with the same dumb early 2000's edgy pastiche for a decade is a maniac?
>>81482871
>not fat Germaine
>best
That is objectively wrong and you know it.
Those fucking eyes though...
>>81495185
personally I really like the eye style used in NY, gives a surprising amount of personality
>>81491614
You have coffee and bagel flavored taste.
>>81496345
should have known Foamy wouldn't be able to resist a chance to crap on Germaine
>>81488369
Fat Germaine best Germaine
Did anyone by for even a second that bullshit about the series before the latest reboot being a satire on how society objectify women?
I don't know what it is with this guy, its obvious the only reason people watch is to see germaine be sexy so he does that to death, but then feel guilty about it and just shuts it down and restarts it all over again.
>>81497278
yeah guy is a weirdo, sucks cause post reboot, pre asylum Germaine was a top tier waifu in my opinion
>>81487984
>How is this still going?
>
>Why is it still going?
Your question is answered here >>81487959.
>>81491614
You have bland and tasteless taste
>>81506596
that is a very nice picture
>>81497278
He is a dumb/unstable, uncreative, lazy, holier then thou hypocrite.
>he was tumblr before it was cool
>>81482812
>an anon storytimed the entire comic like a year ago
>it was somehow less terrible than it could have been
>it was in desustorages lost period
i should feel bad i didn't finish reading it, but i just dont care
>>81508147
maybe I'll do a storytime of it on /aco/ sometime in the next couple of days, especially if this thread lasts long enough
>>81493889
>great musical taste
>>81508249
id read it, i read most of the way through and ... well i dont want to say it was good, but "not terrible" doesnt sound good enough
>>81508313
Homestar Runner probably has it beat in both how long it's been around and in sheer content, even if it's no longer regular in releasing content
>>81508334
true much of it is comfortably mediocre, although it definitely has good moments, and a good chunk of it is good for fap material
Is it the same voice actress for the goth bitch all this time? It's been 13 years according to wikipedia, if she was mid 20's when this began, she's got to be getting close to 40. Best case scenario, she started doing this shit when she was like 17 or something and now she's a 30 year old goth chick still regularly talking about how some guy just came on her face or how she has 'latte butt' or whatever for a shitty web series that nobody watches.
>>81508386
Yeah it's the same voice actress.
>>81508386
same VA, no idea how old she is though, not a lot of real info on the internet regarding her or Mr Mathers, kinda odd though that we never hear Dawn Bennett's opinion regarding the character she's been playing for 13 years
also for the people in this thread, have a folder with a bunch of the comics(haven't uploaded the 5 volume Big Book of Sketches or the Print N Color Book yet though, will do that later, and don't have the 4Y Records or IWP comics collections);
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/cauhvb0u1ysxl/Neurotically_Yours_Comics
You know what really gets me is that the guy clearly makes personal porn of Germaine, all of her recent models literally have outfits flood-filled over her nude body. He can do that now that he releases exclusively in video so people can't decompile his flashes anymore.
>>81509506
he'd probably make a little bit of money if he did some porn and some of the recent episodes where she's basically just masturbating already are. so i have no idea why he's got such an objection to it.
>>81509580
I'm fairly certain that the reason is because he's actually bipolar, he certainly fits the profile
>>81497278
He bitches about the fans clammoring for sexy Germaine when he draws her getting fucked by tentacles and getting covered in jizz all the time. Then he claims she's a victim of sexual abuse, reboots the cartoon, and has the same shit happen. So he reboots it AGAIN to make it all in her head, and we will soon see jizz spurting all over her face and tits because that's all he knows how to do
>>81488176
They will never learn because some shit posers gave them the wrong idea about goth :(
>>81510803
I think making the chibisodes was a good idea. The idea of Germaine as a child really works. The cussing has more weight and the slut train is years before it reaches the station.
https://youtu.be/uDelswR9pqQ
Stuff like buylanders manages to be relevant and true to kids today https://youtu.be/Hl0hmetLG4A
Why didn't he just continue the Slime and Succubus series?
>>81513218
Guessing he ran out of ideas, wasn't the last episode about her getting a porn book for an elf.
>>81510803
Yeah he's a weirdo who doesn't realize how best to expand his brand
>>81506596
Nice
>balloon tits
>>81482812
> foamy is still around in 2016
> goth culture is still a thing in 2016
how?
>>81519164
men still have dicks
