>Can't figure out White Portuguese was a boat and not a person
>Oblivious that he's being led along by Luthor to take on Superman
>didn't occur to try and work together with Wonder Woman from the start
>Prepared for his fight with an invulnerable alien by performing CrossFit
Why does /co/ think Batfleck is the best ever again?
>>81476071
D E S A A D
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>hits Superman with multiple traps before he hit him with kryptonite gas
I mean, what did he think was gonna happen? Why even bother setting up those guns?
>>81476153
It's almost as if he wanted to slow him down/distract him until he got his gas arrows ready or something
>>81476071
worst of all:
>didn't quip
>didn't challenge superman to a dance-off at the end
Why didn't he quip?
I wanted funny one liners, fuck this movie
>>81476179
>>81476406
oh fuck off
>>81476071
>wasnt BatGod
Thats why
>>81476406
Youre the boss, boss.
>>81476406
Joke's on you, I like Rangers and Sentai.
>>81476179
There was no quip off at the end?
Dropped. Better wash my throat down with some quality quipamatic universe movies
>>81476179
>>81476406
>Snyder fags are this ass blasted
Not even DC fags like you, give it a rest.
>>81476071
This is shit writing of the story. Not the character
>>81476468
Thank you for distinguishing us
>>81476406
>>81476179
Ladies, it's okay, get off of your period. Both BvS and Age of Ultron can be shit.
>>81476406
"Is she with you?"
>>81476071
>and not a person
What are code names
>>81476071
>Why does /co/ think Batfleck is the best ever again?
The actual acting. Charming as Wayne, intense as the Bat.
Batman was too harsh and dark. Too brooding.
Why didn't he have funny one liners?
>>81476464
>>81476406
>>81476179
Wait, there's at least a dance off right?
>>81476522
He was literally portrayed as a mass murderer.
>>81476468
>>81476483
>It's literally a guy talking to himself
>>81476177
Why not make the turrets shoot the gas followed by bullets?would had been easier to kill
>>81476522
He had a few
>>81476522
You don't need one-liners to be fun
You don't even need to be funny to be fun
You don't even need to be all that fun
You just need to not be a relentlessly morose, hopeless, soul-sucking waste of time
>>81476561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psVIG7YvdjM
>>81476522
>Professional critics
>>81476153
He distracts Superman, making him think that's all he has under his belt. When he gets confident he lowers his guard.
>>81476614
Wow, I guess no one has portrayed Batman properly then, and someone should probably try
>>81476071
What comic or cartoon is this from?
>>81476406
>meanwhile, filming Justice League
>>81476646
Don't worry. Batfleck got us covered in the solo film.
>White Portuguese
I had to contain my laughter in the theater every time it's mentioned
t. /int/
>>81476406
This, movie should have ended with Superman challenging Lex to a bald off.
>>81476406
How is marvel consistently this terrible?
>>81476730
That's not terrible. That's average. There's nothing wrong with average.
>>81476730
Whatever it takes to fuel the devastation of the DCucks.
>>81476662
>>81476717
Ebin company wars
The thing that gets me the most is that people pretend Batman didn't kill people in the other films.
Do you retards sit on your phones the whole time something?
>Literally Bat-God finally committed to the big screen for the first time, looks like he stepped out of a comic book
>did more detective work in the first half hour than the whole of the Nolan trilogy
>Is actually scary, like Batman ought to be. That first scene in the building with the sex Traffickers was the most Batman scenes that ever Batmanned
>makes for a pretty good Bruce Wayne
>He has the the GOAT-tier Alfred.
Batfleck is best
>>81476793
>Do you retards sit on your phones the whole time something?
Do you?
>>81476752
Cringe
>>81476824
That's the public reaction to BvS.
>>81476799
>Is actually scary, like Batman ought to be. That first scene in the building with the sex Traffickers was the most Batman scenes that ever Batmanned
True... even if the shot of him hiding in the ceiling corner looked a little silly.
But then again there's also the "YOU ALMOST BLEW MY HEAD OFF" silliness right after, too.
>>81476071
>didn't occur to try and work together with Wonder Woman from the start
Apparently you don't know who Batman is.
>>81476844
JUST stop posting
>>81476866
Never.
>>81476406
>>81476179
>>81476793
The really funny thing is BVS actually acknowledged that Batman was breaking his no kill rule and addressed it. Whereas in the Keaton movies he just kills mother fuckers and it's never really brought up at all. Cops have no interest in him. They even give him his own signal.
>>81476881
I kinda dislike this picture because I feel like Evans would be too nice to laugh about this
>>81476914
The worst shit about no killing rule is Nolan Bat...just wow.
>>81476813
No I watch the films and see Batman killing people.
>>81476960
so fucking what?
>Can control Bats
>Levitation
>Can see the future in his sleep
>Can shrug off gunshots to the head
How did he get his powers /co/?
>>81476954
>just wow
What do you mean just wow, Batman begins is like 9 years old now, are you telling me you just realised now that he kills people in that movie?
Do you actually have your eyes open when watching films?
>>81477002
>>Can shrug off gunshots to the head
That was so cool.
>>81476992
So people bitching about Batman kill someone in BvS is retard.
>>81477002
He got bitten by a radioactive bat.
>>81476672
>Don't worry. Batfleck got us covered in the solo film.
>implying it's going to happen
>>81476992
So why do people say that he doesn't.
And give him praise for not killing.
Also the worst part is that in Batman Begins he refused to kill a criminal then a few seconds later murdered some of his Ninja buddies.
>>81476071
>Can't figure out White Portuguese was a boat and not a person
I don't understand why this is a complaint? He did figure it out after some investigation. He has villains like Black Mask, Maxie Zeus and Great White Shark, why the fuck is White Portugues somehow special enough that you all think he should've immediately thought "boat"?
>Prepared for his fight with an invulnerable alien by performing CrossFit
...and?
>>81477011
Stop being a butthurt cuck faggot, I'm agree with your post, retard.
>>81476992
So people should shut the fuck up about Batfleck killing criminals.
>>81476488
>I don't know what a quip is: the post
>>81477059
>I'm agree with your post, retard
>>81476938
Evans is friends with Cavill and likes Superman as a character, so no, he wouldn't take a piss at this movie failing with the critics.
>>81476697
This. Thanks to /pol/, I was smirking the whole time.
>>81477030
>implying its not
Batfleck was near universally praised and a Batman movie these days especially with an acclaimed director at the helm is a guaranteed Billion at the box office
>>81477143
Too bad it's yet another Batman film.
I would welcome it with open arms, but I need some variety.
I want my Booster Gold movie, dammit
>>81477143
It's WB, we're talking about.
>>81477143
But everyone made a stink about him being a killer
The only thing that can save a Batfleck movie is to be non-canon to the Snyder films
>Ben Affleck gets creative control over the next Batman solo film
>Hires Kevin Smith to write
What would you do?
If they called "White Argentinian" I would have lost my shit.
I nearly did regardless.
>HE HAS THE POWER TO WIPE OUT THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE IF THERE IS EVEN A 1% CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING WE MUST ACCEPT IT AS AN ABSOLUTE
He is gonna have a nervous breakdown when he meets Flash and Aquaman
>>81477208
>But everyone made a stink about him being a killer
Which puzzled me considering
>>81476614
Why do people all of a sudden have a problem with it when they didn't before?
>>81476153
To make superman feel secure.
That's the whole point: Fool Superman into thinking there's nothing you can do to harm him.
>>81477236
Be happy... and then wary. Kevin Smith himself admits he can't do action.
>>81476881
Quip off bro
>>81477271
You have to assume he chilled a bit and started to re-learn trust in others.
With Diana.
In bed.
>>81477292
Not a Marvel fanboy but I prefer Power Rangers to Marvel & DC to be honest.
>>81477282
>Why do people all of a sudden have a problem with it when they didn't before?
MoS aftershocks.
Also people getting used to MCU generic aliens/robots as enemies that are totally okay to kill.
Is anyone else wierded out by the fact that Gotham and Metropolis are right next to each other, separated by a river? Is this from the comics?
>>81476406
>>81477292
Why does marvel have the worst cinematic costumes?
>>81476881
>Laugingevans.jpg
This guy is a habitual shitposter
Why is he branding prisoners in this movie? The whole thing was homoBDSM as hell.
>>81477363
Isn't Gotham supposed to be in Jersey and Metropolis Delaware?
>>81476071
He wasn't really led on by Luthor though
he never saw any of the letters that Lex faked
what
>>81477410
They are both in NJ in this universe.
>>81477326
New reboot senpai
Get hype
>>81476071
>4 More Years
When will it end /co/? I want the shit posting to end,
>>81477366
They don't though, the only genuinely bad costume they have is Avengers 1 Cap.
>>81477424
>Jersey
>sex slaves calling Batman a devil
Is Batman the Jersey Devil in this universe?
>>81477445
>Ronan
>Quipeyes
>>81476179
>>81476406
Stop making fun of disney, they know what's best for us and the greater moviegoing public at large. They don't deserve this abuse
>>81476406
Why didn't wonder woman quip?
>>81476614
>Includes pre-Batman 'kills'
>Includes Ras
For what purpose?
Why did he let Wayne Manor burn down? Worst son ever.
>>81477424
How the fuck do you figure. They're usually on opposite sides of the Delaware bay. In the movie they were on opposite sides of a bay. Why would that bay be one located solely in NJ?
>>81476406
That's incredibly accurate. Marvel is the power rangers of cbm lmao
>>81477591
A Big Guy did it.
>>81477593
Not to mention that's the only bay large enough adjacent to New Jersey to support a large city on both sides.
>>81477401
Moral degeneration after his Robin is ded and MoS after effect.
>>81477591
>>81477654
God I hope we get some good Batman stories set before MoS.
Hoping to see other villains than just Deadshot and Joker.
>>81477401
So that they don't get it easy in prison.
>>81478121
How so? Everyone in prison hated Batman, or at least should've hated Batman
>>81478196
Snitches get stitches, bro. Batman is known for getting people to spill the beans.
>>81478196
Cause apparently he was only branding sex offenders and they do get killed often in prison if the other inmates find out what theyre in for.
>>81477436
Not hype at all desu, looks like they're going to appeal to modern teenagers too much the charm of power rangers is that it was aimed at small children.
>>81476071
Why did you use a shitty manip when there are tons of real pictures out now?
Why do only DC films get shitty manips?
>>81476179
>muh quips
I love that this continues to be the only defense haters have.
>>81476071
Yeah, BvS Batman is not too bright, he's lucky that he's pretty.
Batfleck's acting was good, he looks fantastic and he has best Alfred, so with a good script, he could be the best ever.
>>81476406
>"I'm a friend of your son."
No, Bruce. No you aren't.
>>81476406
>>81477571
He wrecked the controls of the train so that it would crash. That's premeditated murder.
Does anyone know why he had a bat suit that joker defaced?
>>81477055
Boats are required to register their arrival with port authorities well in advance. Batman has been Batman for a long time in this movie. The world's greatest detective should not have to break into a private computer bank to accomplish what could be done with a single question at a government office, especially when you run a company that most likely works with the port authority all the time.
>but why would he ask the port authority
Because maybe you should spend an hour checking in with all of the legal and easy information sources before you start planning break-ins?
>>81476406
Leave quipshit to us
>>81476120
This
>>81478368
I agree, disneybro. quips are god
>>81481106
You mean Robin's suit?A DEATH IN THE FAMILY
>>81476799
It's true.
>>81485593
I loved it - coulda been brighter but then again it's old and worn so the dull colors work here.
>>81488557
Touched up a bit
And the staff!!!
>>81478196
See
>>81478259
>>81478259
I remember the sex crime line, and criminal informers don't really last long if other criminals know they informed.
>>81488591
>>81488557
I really hope its not Dick. Taking Bruce's sole success story away from him is too much.
>>81476071
>Can't figure out White Portuguese was a boat and not a person
But he does figure it out
>Oblivious that he's being led along by Luthor to take on Superman
Lex Luthor is smart and manipulative as fuck in universe and in the comics
>didn't occur to try and work together with Wonder Woman from the start
Didn't know she was Wonder Woman until very late in
>Prepared for his fight with an invulnerable alien by performing CrossFit
and customizing a superbuster suit, stealing kryptonite, forging weapons, setting traps in the to be battle field among other things.
>>81476177
Why wasn't the most prepared ever superhero in comic book history prepared to use his kryptonite gas canisters when he knew that the only weakness Superman had was the kryptonite?
All this and he gets more praise than Earth one Batman whose still fresh at the whole thing.
>>81489289
>I really hope its not Dick
Considering they are rumoured to be doing casting calls for Dick (Kit Harrington). It probably isn't him.
>>81476799
Yeah, I can't complain about Batman crawling across the ceiling like a literal fucking monster. That was glorious.
>>81489819
It was cool to see that he had gone too far. From criminals fearing him to fucking everyone fearing him.
