Fuck the haters, this movie is far more clever and charming than it's constantly made out to be. Not only is the cinematography top-notch and up there with the aesthetic of the likes of Wes Anderson, but beneath all the oft-lambasted innuendos and Mike Myers-isms is some clever social commentary of America in a post-Reagan, post-9/11 society. For a moment I even forgot Alec Baldwin was playing a character.
This movie is a masterpiece. Look past its status as an adaptation of the beloved Dr. Seuss book and examine closely its components as a film and see that this truly is a forgotten classic. How did they even get away with some of the jokes? If you hate this movie, you hate fun. And if you hate fun then get the fuck out, you pleb YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW CINEMA
>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who think The Cat in the Hat is a bad movie
It was absolutely hilarious with brilliant cinematography and colors. Bo Welch and Emmanuel Lubezki deserve far more credit for this work of art than the so-called "critics" have ever given them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLFn_wD2B8I
>>81468598
It honestly wasn't that bad. It loses steam in some areas but comedy was grade-A.
>>81468598
>>81468710
Is this some ironic commentary about how people have been defending the Star Wars prequels the last few years now /tv/?
>>81468598DIRTY HOEI still laugh despite the joke being stupid as hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM1GIkU9W_k
This movie was literally so bad that Dr. Seuss' widow never allowed a live-action Seuss movie again.
>>81468710
The set design was honestly pretty great, but the cinematography felt awkward.
It and The Grinch are definitely guilty pleasures.
I'd say The Grinch is stronger though, really Mike Meyers is the only thing that holds Cat in the Hat together.
This movie didn't actually bother me when i saw it (like 3 years after it came out).
But its definitely not for children or a good adaptation of Seuss
>>81468899
Cat in the Hat wishes it could be The Grinch.
>>81468710
>Chivo did Cat in the Hat
Damn!
/co/ntrarian is at it again!
>>81468984
And the Grinch wishes he could fuck the Cat in the Ass.
We all have dreams. We all have regrets.
>>81469363
You mean con/tv/arian
>>81469604
That doesn't even fit.
>>81469683
It does if you're a vampire.
>>81469691
You're not funny, but you're making me laugh.
Much like the Cat in the Hat.
>>81469736
>Much like the Cat in the Hat.
You mean like this cat in the hat?
SEQUEL OR REBOOT IMMINENT.
>>81468871
I swear the "Universal Studios, cha-ching!" plug is removed from the TV edit. Watched it on ABC close to 10 years ago and was surprised not to see/hear that bit during this scene.
>>81468801
>>81471842
>>81471748
Disney didn't want to promote their competitor
>>81468598
The kitchen scene is really the only good part. Especially this line >>81471854
>>81468598
>Patrick Bateman reviews The Cat in The Hat.
Yeah. Masterpiece.
>>81468598
That's some damn fine pasta you got there, OP.
>>81468598
Look, BvS was a bad movie, can we all stop arguing about it now?
>>81468598
that costume reminds me a lot of those goofy-suit dudes
>>81469406
What was the name of the cartoon where both the Grinch and the Cat in the Hat met?image a live action Green Eggs and Ham.
>>81475758
it has pictures, therefor /co/
>>81475954
I fell asleep on a long flight over the pacific and woke to a dark passenger cabin glowing with the screens of the inflight movie. I had no idea why I had woke until I could understand the sound of a single loud and booming laugh. I saw a man with his headphones plugged in to listen. I saw the screen and it was Cat in the Hat. I had awaken into a nightmare.
This isn't even tangentially /co/ related.
>>81468840
It's unrelated, but the same basic idea as any trolling.
>>81475954
I think that was The Grinch Grinches The Cat in the Hat. Or maybe it was The Cat in the Hat Gets Grinched.
Those were the two titles for the special when I was younger.
>>81468598
>This movie is a masterpiece. Look past its status as an adaptation of the beloved Dr. Seuss book and examine closely its components as a film and see that this truly is a forgotten classic. How did they even get away with some of the jokes? If you hate this movie, you hate fun. And if you hate fun then get the fuck out, you pleb YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW CINEMA
I disagree. While the movie actually has some good parts, and anons are posting them, much of the film is submerged in painful jokes that try too hard to act adult. The Dr.Seuss adaptations always seem to be unfunny sell outs to me. Also the kids were pretty awful. Here is a clip from the film that basically contains all my problems for the film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsdA5cAhtSc
>>81478390
I was reading the comments for that video and came across this:
>It's really weird when you realize Emmanuel Lubezki did the cinematography for this. And if you didn't know he has already won 3 Oscars in a row for cinematography. The films he did cinematography for:
>The Revenant
>Birdman
>Gravity
>The Tree Of Life
>Burn After Reading
>The New World Children Of Men
>>81483494
>>>/s4s/
>>81483553
Eat shit, you rude asshole.
>>81483592
Dubs have been irrelevant for anything but /b/ and /s4s/ shitposting excepting gets for fucking years.
Go back to ED, newfag.
>>81483705
>newfag
When someone rolls repeating digits you check them, newfriend ***especially*** if they're trips or quints. On literally every board.
Lurk more, maybe you won't embarrass yourself next time.
>>81483855
This isn't /s4s/, /b/, /v/, or some other shitposting board, so there are a lot more things to talk about and do than post Bateman just because someone got dubs.
Maybe you should go back to one of them if people not giving a shit about repeating digits triggers your oldfag cred so much.
>>81471854
Omg. It was soon funny when he said SON OF A BITCH for a long time but they bleeped it out because it was a kids movie but we all knew the bad word he was saying. Wowee. That really made me giggle when I was 11 years old. :^)
>>81484042
>/co/ isn't a shitposting board
>>81481972
>>81472819
>>81472355
No? By all means just keep embarrassing yourself, squirt.
>>81484122
Nice. Very impressive.
>>81468899
With the grinch, it was kinda like they knew what they had and just expanded on it here and there. Cat in the Hat tried to toss in adult and raunchy humor when it didn't need to.
Not to mention that the suit was not that good looking.
>>81468872
>This movie was literally so bad that Dr. Seuss' widow never allowed a live-action Seuss movie again.
She was 81 when this movie was released and she's 94 now, I sincerely doubt she's still actively making decisions on how the business estate of her late husband is run.
In any case it seems unlikely she would have a say over what kind of movie was made at all if she had no oversight over this one and ended up hating it. It's more likely that after this and with CGI improving year on year around that time to the point that it could support feature-length animations of increasing complexity and realism as well as the obvious appeal of these movies to children, Universal decided to go all digital for future releases. To be perfectly honest there's only so many rubber faced funnymen who you can dress up in ridiculous costumes and cunt around for 90 minutes, and they'd already used Carrey.
>>81485711
>In any case it seems unlikely she would have a say over what kind of movie was made at all if she had no oversight over this one and ended up hating it.
Thats what its like to run an intellectual property estate, you just sell the concepts off to companies and they do whatever, but you can put stipulations on them depending how much you care. Once she realized how bad it could be she cared more and has probably something written down for after she dies
>>81484042
>/s4s/
>not [s4s]
hello newfig
Speaking of throw back movies and todays kids moives
Which do you prefer?
Airbud or The Good Dinosuar
Those jokes flew over my head higher than an airplane
>>81488168
Newfag was so 1000% buttblasted that he went and reported my check and got it deleted.
>>81477777
>>81480777
Nice. Very impressive.
Fuck you, mods.
>>81488233
Answer the question and help me
bumping for seusskino
>>81475954
>What was the name of the cartoon where both the Grinch and the Cat in the Hat met?
This happened?
>>81476139
that sounds like an episode of the twilight zone
>>81468710
I can make any shit movie look good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EImwBEZLeP0
>>81468598
I loved the part wherehe fights the elephant in the couch
>>81492106
The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat
>>81494638
>The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat
>"Grinches" being used as a verbGRINCHED.COM
>>81468598
I hated how Doug Walker hates Miky Mysers during his review on the film in The Nostalgia Critic. He hates him because he is Canadian. I'm a fan of him. Doug is the worst critic ever.
>>81468598
Is this some kind of /tv/ meme?
>>81468598
Sir, you are obviously a skilled rhetorician. Have you considered a job as a career politician?
