I knew she was short but wow.
I wanna fuck that mom.
>>81464477
She's literally the size of a boot.
Would Scalie schoolie translate well into animation?
>>81464608
That makes it better
>>81464608
Would she fit like a boot?
Oviparous, viviparous or ovoviviparous?
In any case, she had her work cut out for her.
>>81464432
cute.
I hope her father was about the same size, cuz if hasn't then that shit got wreck
>>81464884
More like one of those Tenga air-pressure things.
Is this the phenomenon known as "smol"?
>>81464670
The designs are a little complicated.
>>81464432
Aren't they the same species of lizard? How is one the size of a shoe while her daughter is huge, and has sharp spikes her mom doesn't?
>>81464432
>>81464432
I actually saw an attractive busty midget women the other day. Having long ago filed such a thing away under crazy fantasy I was shocked. Ass like a shelf and boobs to match. I imagine this is what a bird watcher feels like when he sees an albino of an exceedingly rare species.
>>81466819
Prophet! Thing of evil! Prophet still, if bird or devil! Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore.
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted. On this home by Horror haunted... Tell me truly, I implore...
Is there... Is there balm in Gilead? Tell me... Tell me, I implore!
>>81464432
>>81464432
If you aren't reading Lilac as Washu, you're doing it wrong.
>>81467150
QUOTH THE PEACOCK: FUCK YO SHIT.
>>81467224
>ripping into Sonic this fucking hard
heh heh, pretty funny comicpoor hedgehog, I want his games to be good again
>>81467224
>Echinacea
hohoho
>>81467246
You have no idea what you are doing to me.
Where do I buy Lilac plushies.
>>81467224
>over 100 playable characters
i wanna read all of this
>>81467592
http://shenanimation.tumblr.com/tagged/sscomic/chrono
Knock yosef out.
>>81464432
So then how did she have sex to make Violet?
Because damn I don't think any regular sized guy could without ripping her in half.
>>81467863
>She's a snake. Her body is made up of very elastic, very strong muscles.
>>81468136
stomach bulge yess
>tfw you will never have a giant monster daughter
>>81468544
You don't know that.
Science marches on.
This is the cutest comic.
>>81469432
I want to be a student at scalie schoolie
>still less than 20 pornographic images of it
I'm pretty upset that the r34 tumblr is gone.
>>81469776
Its not, just name changed. The old one even links to it
>>81469808
Oh shit, you're right.
>>81464432
>>81467246
>Start reading Lilac as Washu
>Automatically read Violet as Ryoko now
I can never wear pants again,
>>81467246
I haven't watched Tenchi Muyo in such a long time that I can't remember most characters voices. Even Washu's voice and she was my favorite girl.
I feel bad now. And probably should rewatch the show soon.
>>81466741
I doubt she would be calling her "giant monster daughter" if that sort of thing was normal. She's apparently some kind of mutant freak.
I want to fuck that lizard.
>>81471587
which one?
>>81465315
Bush vipers give birth to live young, from four to sixteen at a time, apparently.
That shortstack went through a lot of shit for snake Jotaro.
>>81466500
It might work as a 3D one actually. Once the models are finished, the animations themselves aren't as time-consuming as if it was fully hand-drawn.Which is why Flash-style ones are so common, because they're babby-tier easy to make.
>>81467224
>Bone Storm
>DLC Simulator
>Mario... Kart?
>The Last Guardian
>Mineycrafta
This comic is so bad.
>>81464608
There's a snake in my boot.
>>81464432
I just want Violet to fuck me raw right there on the ground.
This guy's a bad influence on me.
He tempts me to stop putting effort into my work and just draw a bunch of circles, rectangles and triangles, erase a few lines, and pass them off as cute girls.
>>81474021
His linework/shading styles work well to make a simple 3D effect that works in the small panel layout he uses.
Unless you plan on doing small comics too, don't do that.
>>81473532
She's trying to be cute, so you'd have to act like the tough one.
>TFW she tries to be pretend-clumsy and accidentally breaks your leg
>>81469539
The trash thread has way more than 20.
>>81473476
>>81473476
Do you think it can get better, or is it stuck in its ways for life?
>>81474479
So I would have to Kabedon her? I'm not sure if that is sensible with a girl that is bigger than you.
>>81476320
>>81464432
>Tough girl trying to act cute
I don't know if I have time to jerk it before work today, but I will sure as hell try.
>>81476966
She is more of a cute but big girl reluctantly acting tough and now trying too hard to act cute again.
>>81476966
Good luck, you patrician.
>>81476683
>>81464608
>>81476966
charlie is cuter
>>81477140
How many lesbians are there in this comic?
>>81477398
Easier to say who isn't.
>>81477398
Less than you might think.
>>81476683WHO IS THE GARAGE AGE?
>>81477398
This is my first time seeing this comic. I like it.
It's a webcomic I can have a pleasant experience reading and go away from with a smile instead of getting angry at the writer's shoehorned in socio-political opinions. Which in this day and age seems to be a rarity.
>>81477575
Why does teresa get so many almost upskirt shots?
>>81477398
Four or five if the porn is to be believed.
>>81477695
Most of the porn I've seen is the characters taking millions of cocks.
>>81473476
>>81470874
Spoilers. He continued the series.Washu, Tsunami, and a third character are a trio of goddesses who created all of everything. Washu bomfed i to the workd, wiping her memories as the universe began.
Tenchi is the singular omnipotent God who wanted to see what the world they made was like.
Humans are really a devolved form of Juraian. All humans are descended from the sister of the first Emperor of Jurai, meaning all of humanity is nobility. Ver short-lived nobility.
Because Mihoshi (descendant of Washu) killed herself as a young woman before she became a cop and was brought back to life like Commander Shepherd, she has become a living paradox in the universe.
Ayeka's mom is the literal devil, the opposite of the three goddesses. Tenchi almost destroys reality fighting her before he realizes the solution to all problems is to seduce the villain.
The first season villain, Kagato, was a herm because he was an ancient screwed up clone Washu's first friend, and killing Kagato caused him to become a little girl. That was thrown out of time. That fell in love with Tenchi. The woman Kagato is a clone of turned out to actually still be alive; she's Sasami's grandmother.
Tenchi's dad was a space knight/cop as a kid. He remarries.
Turns out Tenchi's mom was an insane bitch. All his good memories were of his nanny.
Tenchi hooks up with all the girls. Mihoshi sleepwalk-took his virginity while Ayeka and Ryoko, who married him together, fought over who would be first.
The story is now about his many children, and the children of his cousin who also hooked up with a bunch of alien girls.
>>81477398
Only one isn't for sure. She says the lack of dick is killing her inside.
>>81476663
Just do iiiiit. Worstcase you end up staring at her crotch or tits.
>>81477927
Wait, what did Kagato look like before it became a weird as old guy with a pussy? Who's Sasami's grandmother anyway?
>LNs and the artist/author forget who it was will never translate his fan-fiction canon mangas ever. I'd like to see a fewblack womanin his harem besides the tan blonde dummy
>>81477695
I count Ada, Teresa, Charlie and maybe Violet.
Who else is there?
>>81478142
We can rule out the teacher since she has a daughter.
>>81478142
Trixie perhaps?
>>81477927
Man, this reads like the Japanese equivalent of the later Eastman and Laird TMNT comics.
>>81478142
If the concept art is still valid, one of those robots Alice is making for Camille is for more than indentured servitude.
>>81478365
The amnesiac Naja was adopted into the Jurai royal family as Lady Seto. She became a master of intrigue, ruining lineage and legacy or building it up for lulz.
She trained the current king of Jurai in combat and politics. She supported his decision to marry a human (Tenchi's great grandmother) if he also married her daughter (Ayeka and Sasami's mother).
Meanwhile...
>>81476683
great comic.
>>81478478
Washu, heartbroken, went crazy a bit. She cloned Naja using Mass and her gems (so divine magic) but managed to make a violently psychotic thing instead. It attacked Washu, and during the fight merged with another attempt at life of Washu's (she had been trying to create life in order to replace Mihoshi's ancestor in her heart, and had only succeeded at making exploding (literally) male babies).
The psychotic Naja cloned merged with the proto-Ryoko male in a tank (that hadn't exploded yet) and turned into a stable, if sociopathic, being Washu trained as an apprentice named Kagato.
Kagato and Washu worked on her "create life project", but as Washu went more insane they decided to make bio weapons rather than babies. Also, a space warship that was also a god. Yeah.
So an animal was also a spaceship, a baby was a demigod, and they were linked telepathically. This was Ryoko and Ryo-Okhi. Ryoko lived in constant fear of Washu, and grew up in a cage being treated like a lab rat. So she escaped and stole Washu's gems, becoming a space pirate.
Yadda yadda, Washu was trapped in another dimension by Kagato who mind-controlled Ryoko to attack Jurai because he wanted to weaponize the soul of the creator of all life, Tsunami, and...season 1 of the anime happens.
So when Tenchi killed Kagato, the female half of the Naja clone he originally was was cleansed of evil and thrown out of time where another of Washu's apprentices, the season 2 villain Doctor Clay, found her.
>>81478365
I love these storytimes. Wish I knew Japanese to read this stuff.
>>81467863
Do you think getting the entire dick inside is a requirement for impregnation regardless of the size of the vagina?
>>81478786
Impregnation without putting it in is the least fun method.
>>81477140
the cutest
>>81467863
>dad was tiny too
>mom and dad both carried the recessive gene for being xbox hueg
>violet got lucky
>>81478823
Wasn't a major story arc in Scrubs started with premature ejaculation impregnating JD's then-girlfriend? And everybody else laughing their ass off at him for it?
>>81477927
>>81477076
Man, those must be some tiny eggs.
>>81478823
I'm not talking about not putting it in at all, just as much as will fit. I'm sure she'd be more than tight enough to get you off even if you couldn't go balls deep.
Can somebody crop the last panel for me?
>>81478941
She layed them herself.
>>81478742
Clay, at the request of a Jurai noble, turned the little girl Kagato into a baby with some of her own DNA so she could raise it as a daughter. The non-evil Kagato mind reteated into its subcomscious, and the woman eventually put the baby up for adoption when she had a real child.
This baby with hidden genius intellect knowing the secrets of the universe was named Noike. She grew up and joined the Jurai military, then became a space detective.
She became Mihoshi's partner on the force, then later retired and became Lady Seto's assistant and was adopted into the royal family so Seto could use her later in a scheme. Not knowing the clusterfuck that links them.
Seto later schemes with Tenchi's long lost sister Tennyo to make his life even more amusing to watch and also give him more power over the man she's now grooming to be the next king of Jurai, and they tell Noike she's now engaged to Tenchi. So she joins the season 3 cast.
Tenchi's daughter with her was born sickly, but survived.
Here's Noike as the half-Kagato Tenchi meets after he kills herm Kagato. It later appears as Noike's sort of guardian angel/shoulder angel.
>>81478890
As i said.
Least fun method.
>>81478975
I'd think circumference would be a bigger problem.
>>81477927
Thats certainly an.....interesting plot
>>81479023
Here's adult Noike that hooks up with Tenchi.
She's basically there to be Kiyone, because Kiyone only exists in another continuity despite being a fan favorite.
>>81479034
>I'd think circumference would be a bigger problem
Not really. Vaginas/cloacas manage to push babies/eggs through them after all.
>>81478983
Any plans for the crop?
>>81479093
Yeah but I think you'd be hard pressed to find a women who enjoys either of those things.
>>81479154
Dunno, some of them seem to enjoy fisting and particularly large dildos.
>>81479093
in the case of vaginal birth, after spending several hours forcibly stretching everything as much as possible via contractions
>>81479093
The body prepares itself for giving birth/laying eggs, though. Even with natural dilation, hormonal balance, and the malleability of fetuses/eggs taken into account, birth messes up the canals pretty bad.
>>81478175
But what if she reproduces by budding
>>81479297
Then she'd be asexual, and that's no fun.
>>81479297
Frogs don't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxgWHzMvXOY&feature=youtu.be&t=14s
>>81479351
What about any hermaphrodite frogs?
Do those exist?
>>81479117
Shitposting and punchlines
>>81479467
Nope.
Closest is frogs that can change gender but not self impregnate.
Either way miss lily is explicitly called a coqui which isn't one of those kinds of frogs anyway.
Anyone have the updated chart?
>>81479607
>Species
>Alligator
One of these things is not like the other
>>81479607
I'm not feeling Lacey so far. She's like Wanda: one appearance, no development.
>>81479866
Being australian doesn't count as development?
>>81479678
The Crocodile too.
>>81480242
I actually agree with Liska
Cell better get a new fucking formI want my glorious space insect to return
>>81479083
The LNs will never be released in English
Anyone got shens nsfw tumblr?
>>81478569
best comic
Did this guy do the art for mighty switch force?
>>81480662
I think it would probably be mentioned on their web pages if they did.
>>81464432
Who are these daemons of saemon?
>>81482092
The Scalies of the Schoolie.
See >>81467624 for more.
>>81481902
I know lots of artist's who don't mention their professional work on their tumblr's.
Besides the artstyles look very similar.
Would you date a lizard?
>>81483980
They smell, are fragile, and are fickle-minded.Of course I would.
>>81483980The discussion regarding the logistics of penetrating Violet's tiny mom has got me rock hard, so yes.
>>81484729
Wait till you hear about miss lily's inflatable boobs.
>>81484108
I would date that lizard especially.
>>81485121
too innocent for me
>>81485210
I would date her innocently.
This comic is so shitty from an objective standpoint but I feel like I need a constant stream of cute lizard girls doing cute things injected straight into my veins at all times
>>81477575
Belinda is pretty cute.
>>81480662
>>81481902
>>81483271
Naw, the guy who did art for Mighty games also did Shantae, and you can tell when Shen draws Shantae the style is clearly different.
I personally think Shen's humans look a lot shitier than MSF, he should stick to monstergirls
ribbit
>>81485210
Violet is a cute
>>81485685
>This comic is so shitty from an objective standpoint
To my mind this is exactly what a comic strip should be, I'd liken it to older "funny pages" style comics. It's mainly concerned with entertaining, not with drama, pushing agendas or trying to be profound - Things every other western webcomic seems to want to do now (apart from perhaps Whomp). The character designs are distinctive and memorable as wellin addition to being adorable.
>>81485635
2innocent
This is a great thread
Is Alice a student or faculty? The braces and TVTropes say student, the figure/T&A and (relative) maturity says faculty.
>>81487048
>scalie schoolie has a tvtropes thread
im not surprised but i didn't think anyone knew/cared about it enough to even do that
>>81487340
All it takes is one super obsessed autist
>>81476683
The Chameleon is my favorite. She's so funnylooking.
The only one I like is Violet.
She reminds me of Ryuko.
>>81487964
true
>>81487340
I was surprised it took so long to make a basic character sheet. Since they're all basically different flavors of scalie nerd girls, I figured TVTropes would have leapt at the chance to write for them.
>Teresa's and Ada's bio is conjoined
>it doesn't even touch on Teresa's mind-boggling idiocy and stubbornness
theres a virus that can turn any character into a shortstack
>>81477140
I love charlies spats
>>81489461
>>81489576
I like the Red one.
>>81489722
Teresa
>>81483980
gee is a lucky man.
I'm really starting to get into this comic
>>81489722
I prefer the purple one.
>>81490019
>>81490085
>>81490085
>>81490019
reaaaaaly getting into it
>>81490166
forgot pic
>>81479348
Miss Lily is underrated.
>>81490488
On the contrary.
Her popularity seems over inflated
>>81490488
She's well-rated, but I think she needs more love than she gets.
>>81485368
Please don't make a proud man beg.
>>81490761
Search "alice scalie_schoolie" on e621.
>>81490686
I think that's just because the artist likes her.
>>81490344
>that anime
heh
>>81490877
Which what now?
>>81490903
yuri kuma arashi, it's got lesbian beargirls and stuff
>>81473225
Sally
>>81490864
>the joke
>your head
Well well well, it seems /co/ finally wised up from all that Zootopia propaganda and dropped the fur for scales.
Proud of you /co/.
>>81491038
It does usually seem to be furfags bitching in the threads about how none of the characters have snouts.
>>81490686
>>81491299
Does her chest puff up like her cheeks?
>>81491841
Yes.
Normally she is flat.
>>81491872
>>81491299
>>81492167
That statement didn't really work out for Jared Fogle now did it.
>>81492291
You guys don't meme at school right?
>>81492520
>>81492520
I'm grateful internet memes weren't really a big thing when I was in school, or I'd have a lot more to cringe over.
>>81492520
I used to use a stylized Longcat for my school background years ago, but it was for the black/white contrast more than anything.
>>81464432
GIANT GIRLS ARE CUUUTE!
CUUUTE!
with three "UUU'S"
>>81494685
Three?
Why not 4?
>>81492520
Are you kidding, I'm memeing at school right now!
>>81494753
Because then it's just annoying.
>>81494872
For you maybe.
>>81488865
very important
>>81494872
Four u's is for Grizzelda & bunnies.
maybe both at the same time
>>81477076
shortstacks are the best
>>81497215
this comic is lewd
>>81494685
Holy shit what was the name of this manga again?!
Would it detract from the comic to add lizard dudes
>>81498920
Yes
Greatly
>>81499221
I recognize those mavericks.
>I want to fuck that [everything]
is the only reaction I have to this comic.
>>81487340
>mfwpeople actually edited the page I made then forgot about
>>81499221
sting camille and wheel dilator
>>81493392
>Muscle Violet
>>81500982
Oh god she's knows
THICK
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>>81502018
>>81499653
I didn't believe you.I was wrong.
>>81502564
How can one lizard girl be so freaking best?
>>81503045
Heres how
>>>/trash/2089077
>>81464432
What is this comic about?
>>81503785
Cute reptile girls doing cute things.
There are a few cute amphibian girls doing cute things as well.
>this thread is still here and still good
I guess the new arc has finally made everyone realize Violet is best, since there haven't been any waifu wars in the recent threads.
>>81507827
Wars are just unnecessary. We've learned best girl isyour favourite.
>>81503914
>Cute reptile girls doing cute things
Isn't that normally applied to slice of life? This strikes me as more of a character based gag comic.
>>81498665
Stravaganza Isai no Hime, new chapter is out on batoto
>>81504746
Belinda needs better antiperspirant.
>draw cartoony human
>give it vague animal features
>call it a lizard
>>81513166
>draw a Pokemon
>give it a seifuku, or some gym clothes
>call it a schoolie
>>81513166
I thought they were supposed to be geometry shapes
>>81513166
Furfags pls go and stay go
>>81513166
>draw cartoony monstergirl inspired by a lizard
I'm not seeing the problem.
>>81515404
Is this geometry? I hope I'm not learning anything while jerking off.
>>81515883
What's wrong with that geometry shape, why is her skin color human
>>81477927
Gee I didn't know Tenchi had DEEP LORE!I also didn't know it was LDS propaganda.I'll show my self out
Did someone said Scalie?
>>81517412
>>furaffinity
>>81477927
ANOTHER one techhi? Sheez this is not a big surprise since you fucked the cute brown bunny and I'm not talking about mihoshi either.
>>81513428
I think the "they don't even look like real lizards!" is the dumbest criticism.
It's a cartoon. Sonic doesn't look like a real hedgehog, Ren & Stimpy don't look like a real dog and cat. They're cartoon caricatures.
Why is Ada soworst?
>>81521908
It's just furfags butthurt that none of the characters have snouts.
Would you want to be a magical girl?
>>81523549
yes it's all I ever wantedthe only thing standing in my way is the "girl" part ;_;
>>81523740
>>81476683
>>81478890
>>81480428
>>81483980
>>81502018
>>81502046
Blonde lizards best lizards
>>81523549
>heroine addict
I love this web comic, and I don't know why.
>>81525918Is the babies thing actually referring to something or am I just retarded?
>>81525918
>celebrity death threats
>viral memes killing babies
Is this like a parody within a parody? I thought it was just furry fluff but then there's the occassional scorcher out of nowhere.
>>81526307
It's a joke about babies having insubstantial immune systems to deal with viral diseases.
More over, it's a joke about dying babies.
>>81525918
I want Teresa to grow half of a brain, give some out-of-nowhere good advice to Ada, and immediately shift her gears back to her usual room temperature IQ.
>>81526436
Thanks
>>81526350
Check the Halloween page.