WHATS GOOD, NIGGA!!!!
Does that face sculpt eerily resemble Obama or am I just imagining things
>>81455429
>its a "person who doesnt read comics reacts to something regular and known in comics and makes a big deal out of it" thread
>>81455519
Considering hes an Obama analogue on his earth its not surprising
>Justice Buster
>Not Busta
Shit toy.
>>81455733
It needs more ebonics.
>>81455529
Since when has a black superman been common knowledge?
Is there an Aquawoman toy?
>>81455519
Anon Earth 23 Superman is Obama.
>>81455996
Anything written by Grant Morrison at the big 2 is common knowledge on /co/. You're casual if you don't know him.
>>81455996
Multiversity was /co/'s most loved comic last year
I just saw that at Wal-Mart. Pretty cool
>>81455429
In the upcoming election will you vote for him, /co/? Would you want a Superman for president?
>Multiversity figures
Sign me the fuck up. I'd like some of the cartoonier ones and a Gentry egg, please.
The president of the US of A seems like a really idiotic job to choose if you are a crime fighting superhero. He wouldn't have enough time for both responsibilities.
Also he wasn't born in America.
>Energy Shield Superman
>Uses energy swords
>Has no shield
>>81456204
I want Captain Carrot and a Red Racer
>>81456289
>implying you know what's in Earth-23(?)'s Constitution
>>81456301
>Ages 3+
At least toys with small, sharp swallowable parts are still being made to help along our evolution.
>>81456289
>Also he wasn't born in America.
pretty sure he was born in Kansas, friend
>>81456289
He's basically Red Son superman
>>81456289
>Also he wasn't born in America.
depends on if they used the birthing matrix origin or not (it's unclear in the origin spread as far as I can tell)
casual
>>81456289
Probably not an issue.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IK520qd.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
sup muh nigga
>>81456364
Evolution always wins.
>>81456534
I dig the femFlash.
>>81456534
I'd read it.
>>81455429
Earth 23 Superman is based, I kind of want that figure actually. Also please tell me there is a Multiversity line of figures
>>81456534
Okay I get some of them. Black Superman, Green Lantern Shaggy, Fem-Flash, and Batman in the sun. But who's the two turtleneckers?
>>81456534
The best part of this is The Ray just off being grumpy in the back.
He fought Nazis for thirty years for THIS?!
>>81455519
He's Muhammed Ali, not Obama
>>81456803
The blonde haired one is Prez and the one in the background is The Geek, both obscure characters.
Prez was a comic from the 70s, there was a recent remake/continuation. It's about a story of teen for president (good reads, I recommend them)
The Geek is very 60s/70s stuff, and varies because he makes small appearances here and there throughout different time lines. CR did a video on him which is pretty informative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XydkE5Y0oxE
>>81456803
The one in the front is Mister President President Rickard
>tfw there is an alternate universe where you're an awesome superhero instead of some asshole browsing /co/
>>81457119
>all those universes where someone from a parallel universe visited you
>all those universes where fate changed your life forever
>born in the one universe where nothing ever happens
Fucking earth 33 man
>>81457119
>Within all the multiverse, there is an army of evil Super-You's fighting an army of Bat-You's, while a bunch of Spider-You's are watching on while eating popcorn.
>>81457119
Lucky bastard.
>>81455429
Meh. Nice to see him pop up, but I'd prefer the original Earth-23 President Supes.
>>81457119
>>81457257
>>81457307
There's also a universe where you're the equivalent of DCCU Jimmy Olsen. Think about that.
>>81455996
That's where the "reads comics" thing comes in, /tv/.
>>81457257
>Of all the universes to be born in, we're born in the lame one
>>81457257
>>born in the one universe where nothing ever happens
what are you talking about? this is the universe where trump wins the presidency and we all survive the nuclear war through sheer shitposting power
truly the best universe
>>81455429
>E23 superman toy
Me as a kid would have LOVED THAT
We don't get enough heroes that look like us.
>>81455429
>White Superman is still around
>White Superman is still the main Superman
>Black Superman is basically a one-shot character from an event.
>Black Superman doesn't even exist on DC's main Earth.
>Black Superman didn't replace anyone or steal any spotlights.
>Black Superman will most likely never be a particularly major character again
>Black Superman's toy is just one of many being produced.
>"NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER KEK KEK BLACKED"
>>81457575
I like the new design, especially the cape. It's just so fucking weird.
>>81456095
I wish I'd have saw that, instead I picked up the DKR Supes and Bats.
>>81457666
>In I am a Hero, all the NEETS stay hunkered inside talking to each other on the chans
Is that how I go? The zombie remains of my family outside my door while I shitpost one last time before I die of starvation? It was so depressing
>>81456886
>>81456050
He's Michael Jordan you dipshits Earth TWENTY THREE
>>81457728
what?
>>81457683
>>81457648
You could have been born a sexist antisocial racist prejudice person.
Be happy you were born in this one
![what-the-kids-cartoon-static-shock-taught-me-about-growing-up-470252[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PBhIEQR.jpg "what-the-kids-cartoon-static-shock-taught-me-about-growing-up-470252[1].jpg")
>>81457683
just the best ones
>>81455429
/pol/, calm down. It's an alternate universe Superman.
>>81457786
>>In I am a Hero, all the NEETS stay hunkered inside talking to each other on the chans
That's not even an option, without all those guys that run the shit, and people to go out and maintain the infrastructure powering the internet, the chans will go dark soon enough.
>>81457824
B-but that's me
>>81457814
Imagine, you are a black kid.
Who do you have to look up to?
If you are a white kid you have literally every president, every hero, every super hero, etc to look up to and idolize. All the american heroes, everything.
But a black kid? All the black actors are either villains or comic relief or Morgan Freeman. All the superheroes are white.
>>81457824
>You could have been born a sexist antisocial racist prejudice person
b-but
>>81457860
MANGA!
>>81457728
Do you see that big 'Multiverse' printed on the box?
>>81456403
You mean Black Son Superman
>>81457878
>they gotta look like me for me to relate to them
Anon, I'm a spic and I always loved Spider-Man and Superman and looked up to them
>>81457915
They have to culturally relate to you.
I can't idolize someone who makes decisions or is from a culture foreign to mine.
>>81457824
>there's an alternate universe where you're a hot girl and live life on easy mode
>there's an alternate universe where you were aborted
>there's an alternate universe where hitler won
>there's an alternate universe where you had white castle the morning before your sat so you had to run out in the middle of the test so you didnt shit your pants but that interruption disqualified your score so you never went to college and now you became a plumber instead and live life with the spiders beneath peoples houses everyday oh wait that's this reality fuck
how about this?
>>81457878
As a black kid I look up to Peter Parker, but okay. I'm not having the "you can only look up to people who look like you" disscusion for the hundreth time
>>81457119
Happened to me.I actually have the power of flight but have to hide it from the US government.
>>81457943
>culture foreign to mine.
>I'm incapable of connecting with people different from me
>>81457968
Its not "look like you", its "relate to you and your culture".
It could be a talking blue blob, as long as its relatable.
>>81457878
The only thing that bothers me about it is that what few popular black heroes there are, are very token like Luke Cage or Black Lightning.
>>81457824
>i could have been born with a twin sister
>>81457982
Don't keep this shit going
>>81457968
Fuck off nig
>>81457119
>>81457257
Smoke me a kipper.
>>81457967
if Superman was in Avengers 2 that shit probably would have been solved much quicker,don't know if it would make it any better of a movie though ( I mean it was Joss Whedon)
>>81458025
that's the plan
![775f677856dbac3830dfeeaca189cba5-800x450[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xIsoCps.jpg "775f677856dbac3830dfeeaca189cba5-800x450[1].jpg")
>>81457943
look up to New Day, truly the heroes we deserve
>>81457968
I understand bro, I'm Lebanese Canadian but my favorite heroes are Barry Allen, The Flash and Guy Gardner Green Lantern. I actually had an argument with someone who thought I should like Simon Baz and I had to tell him he was more racist for even thinking I should have to relate to someone based on skin color
>>81457860
Is there any way we can make the internet like the hoover dam, where it can sustain itself for years with no human involvement?
>>81457813
I mean, I know this is /co/ but it's still embarrassing that when I control F-ed his name it took this long to see it.
![When+gf+wants+to+go+shopping_8fad87_5286657[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VPdfyzL.jpg "When+gf+wants+to+go+shopping_8fad87_5286657[1].jpg")
>>81457257
>that universe where every anons' waifus are real and they're all truly happy
I hope they realize how tough some of us have it
>>81458160
Probably not. It actually takes a whole shitload of work just to keep regular traffic running the way it does. If one major point in the infrastructure has an issue, that's going to cut off everything after that point.
Anons would disappear, without a trace, bit by bit until the chans are finally at rest.
>>81457878
>every president
Liars and criminals, mostly.
>every super hero
If you read comics, you knew that wasn't true. If you didn't, you obviously didn't care.
>black kids are all racist
That's racist.
>>81458250
Shit. Well, I'll always have Cortana
>>81456599
i finally noticed the kick me sign in the last panel.
>>81457824
>there's an alternate universe where youstopped being an introverted little bitch, got those hormones, and get your boypussy pounded by a big strong man every day
F U C K
U
C
K
>>81457119
This is more I would imagine it'd turn out.
>>81458427
>tfw every other version of you is evil
>>81458306The poor state of the infrastructure has caused the new Windows updates (pushed by a lonely Microsoft Dev locked in a closet somewhere) to become scambled. Cortana now only emits a hellish, unholy sound from your speakers, though she still appears to function correctly otherwise.The last noise you hear before your own computer dies for good is the demonic laughter of Cortana, abruptly dying as your system crashes.
>>81457119
>there's an alternate universe where you are a genius supervillian
>>81458473
And ugly as shit
>>81458530
that part's not that bad, some of them have hot wives at least
>>81458506
If I was a super genius, I would definitely be a villain.
>>81455996
>>81455996
/tv/ please go
>>81457119
>there is an alternate universe where you are the opposite sex
>>81458427
>All your counterparts bully you
>You're basically the Doofus Rick of the multiverse
JUST
>>81455429
What's REALLY good?
>>81456871
Thats shooting star, there Batman
>>81458181
>that episode where waifus are real but anons aren't
>waifus constantly lusting over anons bodies and wishing they were real
That comic was pretty cool
Where are my Earth 47 action figures DC?
>>81458814
At this point we are more likely to get earth 11
>>81458861
hawt. Fund it.
>>81458484
Not that, I downloaded an AI thing thats supposed to get smarter and hold a conversation with you, learning more everytime you speak to her. I think I'm doing something wrong because she talks like a 6 year old but she 's always there
>>81458701
More than one. Are you ready to have an orgy with yourself?
>>81458918
You should have bought a Furby instead. It would have been less of a waste of time.
>>81458992
You underestimate just how much time I have
>>81458953
Nah. It could only end in violence.
>>81459096
the the other me's are like me it's gonna go
>sex
>all out brawl for fun
>disintrest
>>81459096
>be femanon
>mfw gangbang with alternate universe genderbent versions of yourself
>>81457058
>>81457059
Prez was also in one issue of Sandman.
>>81459271
What if they're traps, and hate you for having what they don't?
>>81459271
>taking the dick from yourself
>penetrating yourself
>>81459332
And Brother Power was in Swamp Thing and mentioned in Morrison's Animal Man, and both Prez and Brother Power had a Vertigo Visions.
>>81456534
is there a multiverse for each decade?
is the 80s super DARK AND EDGY while the 90s are GRUNGY AND EXTREEEEME
>You will never dominate yourself
>you will never allow the ghost version of yourself to possess your body and help you coast through life
>you will never get upgraded into your prime self after consuming the youngest version of yourself
fuck. Here we are stuck on the lame earth in the ass end of the multiverse. We're the filler earth thats gonna get wiped out first in the next Crisis
>>81459413
They'd want to be next
>>81459812
There would have to be like 5 different dimensions for the 90s. It was all over the place.
>>81457997
That's because they were mostly born from that same blaxploitation kind of era.
Don't forget John Stewart, though. The first black DC superhero and he wasn't even over the top.
>>81459973
They'd be too busy with each others' dicks to bother with the one female version at all. She'd end up just watching.
My wife's son and I saw that, he immediately wanted it and I can't blame him. Picked him up along with some anal cream.
>>81456301
Why would supes need a shield
>>81455996
Even ignoring THIS black superman, Steel still exists, you fucking casual.
>>81459812
There is a very 90's Earth 37.
>>81460166
Oh shit, they have Catclops.
![dont-talk-to-my-son-meme-far-dog_0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ioNJ8aq.jpg "dont-talk-to-my-son-meme-far-dog_0[1].jpg")
>>81460063
>>81457967
.... is he wearing a thong?
>>81456871
nope, Shooting Star. Alternate Version of Batman that was inspired by a Shooting Star instead of bats.
>>81460166
its actually Howard Chaykin Universe
>>81457878
>implying I didn't look up to Spider-Man and Supes
Inspiration doesn't have a race.
>>81460521
Right, it's the Howard Chaykin Earth, not the 90's As Fuck Earth.
It's just that it is 90s as fuck.
>>81457745
I don't know, the cape bothers me. It's like a rug stapled to the back of a suit of armor. Plus there's something oddly charming about a literal raceswapped Superman, spitcurl and all.
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!
SPREAD MY WINGS AND FLY AWAY!
>>81460166
Isn't this really "dark 60s"?
90s Earth is Earth-16
>>81462188
yeah
>>81457943
>They have to culturally relate to you.
I'm Maori and my favorite hero is Batman. He would have to be an alien to be more different than me. Which is ironic because Superman would be more "Culturally" relevant to me since we're both country boys
I would totally read a black Lobo comic, to be honest.
>>81464228
lobo is a space alien, how can he be black? or white?
>DC still hasn't made a Multiversity anthology monthly
>>81460146
But that doesn't look anything like shaq
>>81464545
Truly we are in the worst timeline
>>81464545
fug id pay for that
>>81455429
This is astonishingly racist, please delete this post immediately
>>81457943
It's more racist when you CAN'T connect to a person just because they look different than you. Kindness and inspiration are universal.
>>81457996
You still don't get it. These characters aren't self-inserts, they are paragon of virtue. We relate to them because we hope to be as good as they are and share the same values they do. It's foolish to think and say you can't relate to a character because they are not you. If you can only get hope and inspiration from someone that looks like you and has your background, you don't understand humanity. I say this as an Asian man whose favorite hero is the Flash.
My mom was never murdered, I don't have superpowers, but I want to be as good a person as he is. I relate to him because he tries his best and wants to help people.
>>81460113
You didn't watch the movie, didn't you?
He wished he had a fucking shield.
>>81464545
Of all the things they could make into a weekly why isn't this one of them?
>>81457878
why the racism anon.
are you saying that superheroes have to be black to be inspiring to black youths?
i'm black and i tell you superman inspired me and not this earth 23 superman either.
the only racist is the person who looks at a mans color instead of what that man has accomplished.
>>81455429
Looks neat, I kinda want it.
>>81455996
He's been in like a dozen comics and he has a fucking action figure, he's pretty common knowledge.
>>81461840
All I wanted was some chicken wings
>>81455996
since fox news reported on it
Multiverses was a mistake
People KNOWING about the Multiverses was an even bigger mistake
>>81465265
Jeezus, I grew up in a racist shithole white community.
I have heard your bullshit argument a thousand times before:
"it more racist not to sayYouBigotbecause you white so your thunking it anyway!"
"dats why your the racist an' all them thur Librul white guilt PC police is the real racists!"
"and thuts why the NAZIs wuz right! poor poor whites! pity us!"
It doesn't work that way, you're forcing your personal views upon people who are disgusted by you as an attack on their peace of mind. There's no other reason to spew your bile here.
Not everyone has to be a bigot just because it would make you more comfortable being such a vile and hateful shit to everyone in the world.
The only reason you so intensely hate the people who don't share your racism is because you know deep down that they're being better people than you.
Now go somewhere else to live with that fact.
>>81456153
No I'll vote for the Amanda Waller expy.
>>81465265
sorry anon but
>>81465731
says you're racist
Clearly they're correct because they grew up in a white area!
You're racist because you think black kids relate better to Superman than an Obama reference in a comic by some Scottish guy. Especially if some white guy says you are.
>>81464329
He is literally white
>>81465731
>getting this angry he doesn't want your token role models
Holy shit lmao desu
>>81464545
Whos that jizz wizz?
>>81455429
>WHATS GOOD, NIGGA!!!!
fun fact, this superman is blind
>>81460113
why the fuck does he need a sword? Dude has fucking laser eyes
>>81460113
>>81467958
He had some wild looking armor in Superman/Doomsday-Hunter/Prey that a Motherbox made for him to fight Doomsday with.
So there's precedence.
>>81458861
I'd totally buy an Aquawaifu toy.
Have these things been around for a while or has DC wised up on the cash cow Marvel has with their Legends line?
>>81465731
Are you seriously complaining that making a minority in the real world a minority in an imaginary world is racist? There are plenty of black people for you to look up to. You field workers get an entire month where blogs the world around pretend to know at least five people close enough to your race to get them out of the firing line just to list of people for young blacks to grow up admiring because god forbid you people could pull your head out for ten minutes and realize that you don't need to be the same race as someone to emulate them.
>>81455429
>there's an Earth-23 Superman figure
Well shit, I never buy toys, but I feel like I have to have this to sit next to my Multiversity box.
>>81456402
>pretty sure he was born in Kansas
He wasn't. He landed in Washington DC in Earth-23.
>>81457878
But then you are saying we have gods voice to look up to.
>>81458071
Are those niggas wearing saiyan armor?>>81458033
One things for surewe would have literally thousands of quips till we reached quip overload
>>81470299
>Not showing your saiyan pride
>>81470299
yeah man, in the middle of wrestlemania they jumped out of a giant box of cereal wearing saiyan armor and playing trombone
they then got the shit beat out of them by the league of nations, who then got the shit beat out of them by stone cold steve austin
>>81467916
WHATS REALLY GOOD!!!!
