That's their whole trick. They keep the knowledge of their existence shrouded in mystery so that they can commit atrocities, and when victims are asked for a description, the authorities scoff at the composite sketch of a unicorn beluga.
I know they exist, but they do seem fake as fuck.
>>81434910
Can someone post the whomp where he glues together a bunch of comic strips into the shape of loss?
>>81434910
>>81434910
I like this one. Feels like classic Ronnie.
>>81435799
What about a rhino
>>81436191
>>81436191
>>81436219
looks like a modified tooth to me
>>81436142
Our enemies hide in MEHTUL BAWKSES, the cowards, THE FOOLS!
>>81436142
Blame Zach
>>81434910
I know that look on her face. She was rubbin the muff before ronnie barged into her room and rudely interrupted
>>81436247
It's actually hair.
Who says you dont learn from the internet.
>>81436419
Does it being made of hair make it not a horn?
>>81436578
It's keratin, the substance that makes up hair and fingernails.
>>81434910
Would have been spookier if the narwhal said that while peeking out of the closet.
>>81436142
Rhinos are unicorns. A unicorn is what a rhino looks like if you describe it to an artist that never saw animals from outside Europe before.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e-zAljAgqs
We have to tell Ronnie.
>>81439563
now we wait
>>81439563
Where's the episode about someone taking a shit in the deep fryer, or jerkin off into the mayo?
>>81439895
The shit in the fryer is the filler episode, all the staff are locked inside until someone confesses. We learn that the creepy fry cook plays guitar and the young male cashier is being molested by the HR manager with rocking cans.
>>81439563
What's this shitty WacDonalds' ripoff
>>81440226
This is a commercial that tries to romanticize working at McD's.
>>81436391
>>81436142
A rhino's horn is actually very densely-packed hair.
>>81441217
In about the same sense fingernails are hair. They're made of the same protein (keratin), and have similar mechanism of creation, but they're still pretty different.
NARWHALS NARWHALS
LIVING IN THE OCEAN
CAUSING A COMMOTION
CAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME
>>81441960
NARWHALS
NARWHALS
PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE
THEY BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT.
LIKE AN UNDER WATER UNICORN
THEY GOT A KICK ASS FACIAL HORN
THERE THE JEDI OF THE SEA
THEY STOP CATHULU EATING YE
>>81434910
Damn narwhals.
>>81436142
Rhinos are real Unicorns and real unicorns have curves
>>81443293
>>81442155
NARWHALS THEY ARE NARWHALS
NARWALS (BUT JUST DONT LET EM TOUCH YOUR BALLS)
>>81439563
Is that a fucking anime McDonald's commercial?
>>81441822
How many times were the word "Cunt" and "Shit" used in that text?
>>81443782
Dozens. At least.
>>81443293
>>81443357
Based Garfield does it again.
>>81443463
I...I kind of want to let her touch my balls...
Narwhals are seriously the bros of the ocean, super sick design and unbelievably friendly.
>>81441822"By the way, Mr. Nelson. I didn't know Mahou Shoko was even getting a new movie after being off the air for 20 years.""Yeah, I bankrolled it."
>>81444443
>garfield
get your shit straight
>>81444667
Ha ha, but Garfield it's Monday!
>>81436142
The horns of the rhino is actually hair. I kid you not, hard solid hair, this is why, unlike cow and other ungulate, their skeletons don't have horns.
>>81444845
>>81436578
It's not the same matter as the one of the ungulates are made of .
>>81441217
Which means you could do it with unicorns.
>>81444924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WJYA9YDWi4
>>81444845
>>81444924
Always did love Top Cat
>>81439563
I'm pretty sure that's not how that works.
>>81444924
>>81444968
theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kobdb37Cwc
>>81446513
God damn Ronnie used to draw some creepy hands
>>81443293
I don't get it.
>>81447509
Narwhals live in arctic waters, so they prefer cold temperatures. Because of that Heathcliff's narwhal is turning down the thermostat in the Nutmeg house, causing them to complain about the low temperature.
>>81434952
Yes
>>81447647
The original comic spells out BUTTS I think.
>>81443357
I don't care that it's Heathcliff, those narwhals look absolutely adorable and I would keep one if I could.
>>81447727
You are correct, sir!
>>81448049
agreed.
took me 40 minutes to find the original and yes, it does say butts
>>81446601
Tell me about it.
>>81441217
that's all mammals horns. the comic is missleading though, there's no actual genetic contradiction to have only one horn.
>>81439563
>>81439849
>>81449131
>that's all mammals horns
The Narwhal is a mammal and it's horn is not made from hair.
>>81448849
Ronnie never stopped drawing creepy hands.
>>81444932
who died and made ungulates the king of horns?
>>81450648
fuckin christ
>>81450251
Because narwhals don't have horns. It's a tooth
>>81450648
That's some Junji Ito shit.
>>81451836
So funny stories about cute cats?
>>81451960
I'm terrified just imagining the contents of that.
>>81452242
It's an autobiographical manga about Junji Ito and his cats.
>>81451960
>>81452242
>>81452322
...storytime?
>>81452322
That cat has a screaming skull on it's back.
>>81453103
yeah
>>81450648
>try to use clippers
>pussy out at the last second because I think I'm going to clip off too much
Dodged a bullet, it seems
>>81449131
Not at all, most Horned mammals have horns that are part of their skeleton. Like cows for example, that's not Keratine bro.
http://www.2birds1blog.com/2009/12/what-fuckity-fuck-fuck.html
>>81451960
>>81452322
>>81453899
>Ito's usual style makes you think things are going to go horibly wrong at any moment
>its actually just some stories about his family and cats with horror faces
Ito can be pretty funny when he wants to be
>>81439563
Holy god... Anime has transcended to the next level.
>>81454889
This is why I still peel after a shower rather than using clippers. Which makes no fucking sense so much of the time the peel veers too deep inward and I'm trapped with only seering pain to look forward to.
>>81439563
>Senpai!
>Good job.
Aw
>>81439563
So, they fucked in the breakroom, right? What little I know about anime means this was entirely about a lesbian relationship, right?
>>81456718
I do the same except not after a shower. It's not wise.
someone post the sexy agrias image
you know the one
