What was Jack thinking during this scene?
Did I leave the oven on?
>Trying to summon the Barneyfag
ME RIKEY
>>81428243
HE HASTEN GOTTEN LAYED SINCE HE GOT TO THE FUTURE
>>81428243
OH FUCK
THAT GREEN GIRL WAS AKU
I FUCKED AKU
Finally gonna lose that V card.
>>81428243
Trying to figure out how he should defeat Aku.
>>81428243
>My tulpa really came to life!
I'd stare off into space too if the human version of princess Celestia was hugging me
Gotta get back
Back to the ass
Samurai Jack
>>81428342
We know he tried it a second time in the comics
And it worked. Again.
How many times do you think Aku tricked Jack into sleeping with him over the course of their decades-long struggle the ending of the comics hinted at?
>>81428243
Did I feed cat?
seasons of death was a boss as fuck episode
the summer one was a little weak, but it was a nice set up to the theme
>>81428243
I like to think Jack has that phobia that some Hindus have where they're afraid to cum because it drains their life force so they get really paranoid about peeing and stuff.
>>81428243
>I'MA SLAM DUNK THAT PUSSY
>I'MA SLAM DUNK THAT PUSSY
>I'MA SLAM DUNK THAT PUSSY
Can someone explain me the point of that weird episode with the giant red worms?
>that episode where Jack helped a village overcome a noxious fog by entering the belly of a flatulent dragon and removing its yet to be born child
Seriously, what the fuck was that episode
>>81428243
I wish this wasn't airing on a network aimed at kids so I could hit this like Aku destroyed my people.
>>81428565
But he's Japanese. He would be Shinto or Buddhist or something
>>81428698
Even the best batters have swung out every now and again.
>>81428610
it was just a riddle episode
>>81428610
laffins
Is she touching my dick?
Would my ancestors approve this?
>>81429140
His ancestors were Japanese samurai
If it had a hole, they'd stick their dick in it
>walking through the woods
>see this
what do?
>>81428243
/Jesus this bitch's hand is like ice someone make her let go of my dick
favorite eps? memorable scenes?
probably mine just because I was as shocked as the robot
https://youtu.be/xJEU-CuCMkQ
>>81429248
>>81429248
realize the acid is kicking in, put some music with a banging donk on
>>81428243
>My parents are dead
>>81428293
he hasn't gotten laid at all
His whole life was training to kill a demon god that isn't even that strong compared to the other gods in the show, and then running around frmo past and present trying to find this demon, confront him, kick his shit in, and then get sent to some other part in time to do it all over again with some new tricks he's learned
This scene was probably the first time he ever felt the sort caressing hand of a woman before
>>81429248
Call her a barneyfag and shitpost in her threads.
>>81429248
>i hope i get laid but i know im gonna die instead
>>81429248
Find the button that says "Kiss pretty woman." Accidentally hit the one right next to it that says "Kick pretty woman."
>This is why you can't get a date Coop.
Genndy makes the best women
Does Jack realize that if he goes back in time and stops Aku from taking over the world all the cool characters he met in the future will no longer exist?
>>81429618
Ilana is cute and perfect
You think Jack and the Scotsman did anything inappropriate while genderbent?Just to see what it felt like?
>>81429812
Unfortunately it's still completely worth changing.
Despite all the people he's met, so many more are living horrible lives or are just outright dead, that restoring the past is still the better option.
Seems like Jack would know that.
>>81429874
I'm not a big fan of Tara, but holy shit she fits the bill perfectly
>>81429248
Punch it in the face because I'm an asshole
>>81429248
Quote a Bible verse
Spin around three times
Hope to high heaven I have some form of iron on me
>>81428243
>"How my children can maintain Famiry's honor with hooves?"
>>81428610
Tim Curry.
>>81430792
Why did it take so long to post this?
DOES NO ONE BELIEVE IN FAERIES?!
>>81428243
>If only I was in a cartoon with good art style and animation
>>81428243
>NO HOOVES
>NO HOOVES
>NO HOOVES
>NO HOOVES
>>81429248
Ask her the ultimate question:if all that's grows here is vines and thorns, what do you eat?
>>81429248
Call the fa/fg/uys.
>>81429526
>>81430792
I ain't trusting no fucking glowing stranger, walk the fuck away and hope I'm not cursed
>>81432345
Fae have rules that are hard to follow but there, 99% of other sapiant or lookalikes just straight kill you in mythology. Don't risk it for gold or whores
>>81428435
wha'cha!
>>81428548
>dat winter sword forging sequence
>>81429248
Walk away, I've read enough stories about fair folk.
>>81428442
>tried tricking Jack into sleeping with him
>tried
They fucked. They have hate fucked repeatedly. Aku is a genderless space horror, who just happens to have the voice of a dead based China man. He can be a she and be cockthirsry if she wants.
>>81429881
Jack no, Scotsman yes.
>>81433247
scotsman already has a beautiful wife he can have fun with.
>>81428698
I both don't remember this episode and am glad for it.
>>81428243
>"What is that smell? It smells like a horse."
>>81428243
>why is this bitch touching me
>bitch obviously wants to stop my path to samurai wizardhood
>my feet hurt
>I wish I was fighting aku
>I miss gennedy why doesnt he draw me anymore
>>81428243
>Friendship is Magic.
>>81428243
>>81428243
that lady looks exactly like a character from a show we are not allowed to mention on this board.
>>81428243
He's thinking "God, I hope Hasbro doesn't sue."
>>81435868
i liked it. it had a lot of cool scenery and handled a very stupid idea with an interesting twist.
>>81428243
succ
>>81428243
>As soon as she touched my dick I came and started farting
>>81429481
I recall Jack having a young love interest from his hometown before it got voiped by Aku.
>>81429248
Get raped willingly then die.
>>81428610
There was no magic
>>81430792
Or Silver or Salt.
>>81429812
>>81429889
Multiverse theory. That's why Jack wants to beat Aku in the future too, to free the "bad end Earth" from Aku's grasp. Later when he goes back and kills Aku in the past, he'll make a new branch where the bad future never happened, but it still exists on the parallel Earth.
Otherwise Jack going back and saving the Shaolin monks that one time makes him a fucking retard.
>>81432655
Oh don't worry, we see it
>>81438446
We need more femAku
>>81429248
Thats princess Celestia
>>81438890
Or more Scotslass
really either or
>>81438890
kek'd
>>81438971
I really hope they adapt this storyline into the reboot. Also because Scotsman episodes are the best episodes.
>>81438890
>>81438971
And Jackie
>>81438971
>>81439070
I wonder if Jack will get a real, non-Aku LI in the new season.
>>81439089
(x) Doubt
>>81438890
>>81438971
>>81439070
Why not all three of them together?
>>81437670
>>81437739
this
>>81439089
I hope not. One thing i liked about the show was it didn't fall back to easy plot lines like forced romance.
Does Jack look like a shaven Toshiro Mifune?
>>81439456
I always thought so.
>>81438971
Reminder Jack has fallen for this trick twice
>>81439617
meant to link to >>81438890
>>81428391
Thread winner.
>>81428243
>I swear if this is Aku fucking with me again...
>>81438890
BALLS DEEP
>>81439617
Jack should've given Aku a taste of his own medicine while his masculinity was taken.
>>81438890
>>81438971
>>81439070
>>81430792
Why are fae creatures universally complete fucking trickster assholes?
Even at best it's "oh look the friendly faerie gave you a magic potion because you were nice but it turns you into a fucking frog lmao". I get the entire point is their the personification of "there's weird shit what happens in the woods and places you don't see please don't fuck around in the woods" but why can't there be nice magic shit?
>>81441143
There is a great difference between the original Faerie tradition of medieval European folklore and the many derivatives that have come down to the present day
>>81441143
Because Nature's just the worst
>>81428243
>What was Jack thinking during this scene?
He wanted the purple one instead.
>>81438446
GODDAMMIT /co/
>>81428243
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>>81428243
Looks like realization that he's gay is just setting in.
>>81432564
>>81432564
The fruits and animals?
>>81441143
fae myth is derived from much older myths that basically say 'be nice to strangers, but don't trust them for one minute'
>>81438446
BIG FLAMING EYEBROWS
>>81428243
MAY PANTS ARE HAUNTED!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFRIo-tZcCc
>>81439070
phew
>>81428283
First post. Best post
when does the new season start?
>>81435831
He must've felt ugly as hell, because he was dainty and not built like an Abrams tank, like his wife.
>>81444250
>Big
>Not GREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAT
>>81428284
>>81446222
Second post. Better post.
>>81446420
Italian bullworm syndrome.
>>81428284
what?
>>81428342
>>81428442
>>81433053
doesn't matter, got laid
>>81440663
I don't see Jack's resolve changing much in whatever form he takes.
>>81438718
The branch already always existed, because it was a possibility.
Would you if he was willing?
>>81450627
There's nothing with helping someone familarize themselves with their new gender
>>81428243
"Did I leave the stove on?"
>>81432841
ALL THAT EFFORT.
ALL THAT TRAINING.
ALL THAT RITUAL.
THEN JACK JUST PUSHES THEIR SHIT IN.
>>81438890
I read that in Mako's voice and I don't know what to feel.
>>81428243
>don't call her molestia. don't call her molestia. don't call her molestia
so, molestia,
>SHIMATTA BAKA NI
>>81428243
God damn Faye Bullshit!
It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
>>81438890
>>81438971
>>81439070
Got any suggestions you'd like to see drawn?
>>81452593
How about something based off that "Jack is Naked" episode with Jackie awkwardly covering her chest with her arm when chasing the "white rabbit"
>>81428243
This pony princess is a human now... am I a furry if I hit this?
>>81453533
What is it with you and only asking for that, Polter? Get some new begging ideas.
>>81453831
>What is it with you and only asking for that, Polter?
Who? It just came to mind as an obvious episode to make 63 content out of.
>>81429248
Run away in actual fear.
>>81451035
Wouldn't things get really awkward once they change back?
>>81454038
>It just came to mind as an obvious episode to make 63 content out of
Sure thing, Zoop.
>>81454884
Isn't he more interested in shilling Scotswoman and "I can't believe My Little Scotch Friend is This Cute" shit with male Jack? Or am I just not paying attention to SJ 63 thread drama?
So what exactly does Aku do when he's not antagonizing Jack? I get that he's the high lord of evil and ruling his realms would ostensibly be his job, but you'd think that most of the details could be handled by subordinates, and given how much of a shithole the future is it's hard to imagine him investing himself much in the details. So what does he do with himself on a day-to-day basis? I have this question about a lot of evil overlords, but Aku in particular since he's immortal and seemingly has no interest in material pleasures.
>>81440291
>so.. this is going to sound rude and maybe insane, but... you're not aku, right?
>>81441143
nature is chaotic as fuck, man
you go out into the woods, you might have a lovely time. you might just die and nobody will ever find your body.
that goes for europe as much as japan, the only difference is japan is volcanic so it has more fire mana, so half the critters have red skin and half (not necessarily the same half) control fire. while the european shit is more about plants
>>81455812
Order pizza, sit around all day, probably pick on some slaves. I think the most active thing he's done that isn't trolling Jack was when he decided to tell a bunch of kids a story.
