Didn't see a Homestuck discussion when I woke up. Are you guys ready for the last update before the briefpause?
>we are already on the part with the ghost army facing Lord English
>zoom panels
>Aradia and alpha Sollux nowhere to be seen
>(Tavros) reduced to background character
>Karkat having fuck-all learned and his arc is getting rushed for gay shipping, people actually want him to die as well
>Vriska permadies anyway
>next update is going to be Caliborn-centric
Yeah, last update was pretty meh-tastic.
>when I woke up
Sure
>>81363718
call it what you like, it's still ginger
NEREVAR
POST ARADIA IN SOLLUX'S T-SHIRT
>>81363718
Yeah HSG already fucked off thankfully.
>>81363928
>>81363718
After HSG and steven you think mods would allow any cesspool again?
>>81363593
Are we going to even have time for any plot twists? It's looking like it will finish with a straightforward all-out battle. Hopefully we at least get Calliope revealed as the final boss, or some variation on the king/queen switch.
>>81364660
Both have always been allowed during times of updates.
Biggest twist of the latest update
>>81364675
Theres a reason we are seeing caliborn/yalbadoath by the second time. Speaking of only the ayy lmao karkat artist bothers me, the art seems so nice.
>>81364675
Endgame plot twists are the best kind of plot twist. No time for a new big bad to be revealed and I doubt there's even enough time for someone other than Lord English to become a big bad, but there's plenty of room for the nature of SBurb to be subverted and for ulterior motives to be revealed.
>>81364701
It was just random though. Papers just made a brush to make the crowd scene.
It's cool seeing all these process pics. Hussie never did any to my knowledge.
>>81364675
I'm sure there'll be something. Callie destroying the green sun might be involved.
Also Vriska's plan didn't account for sprites^2 shenanigans.
There's no chance we'll get a straightforward endgame.
>>81364735
I don't like Caliborn as the final villain, even though he's a fantastic character.
I'm also hoping that we'll get more info about SBurb. A proper answer to the Ultimate Riddle would be nice.
What did she mean by this?
>>81364801
Breath = Freedom obviously.
>>81364801
Install Gentoo
So is homestuck good again?
>>81364801
TH4NKS DOC
>>81364738
That's kind of awesome.
>>81364881
No, but it's ending (for real this time... probably), so you might as well watch the crash.
>>81363653
Are you implying that he never sleeps?
What is this face supposed to convey?
>>81365099
Hunger
>>81365099
I HAVE SOLVED THE MYSTERY.
>>81365099
What if Caliborn has no speaking lines again?
>>81364881
yes, Hussie got rid of all the shitty decisions he made by creating a new timeline that isn't so shitty
>>81365248
By giving John the power to true time travel and change reality because ~PLOT~
>>81365263
And by adding a whole new slew of ridiculous characters who question their gender and shipping them with existing characters while also retconning other characters into gay relationships.
>>81365248
>Vriska getting killed
>Giving his characters problems to deal with and actual arcs
>Conflict finally building up
>Implying taking all this away made Homestuck better and not worse
>Implying it wasn't awful writing either
So are (Vriska) and (Terezi) dead?
>>81365294
hey man, it may have been bad for homestuck, but it all built up towards the ~greater homestuck~ that exists in us all :^)
>>81364881
No, it's still terrible, sadly.
Fortunately it's finally about to end.
Who bought aZodiac Shirthere?
>>81365248
>Hussie got rid of his shitty writing with more shitting writing
bravo
>>81365248
>that isn't so shitty
>Vriska is back
>Terezi doesn't need Karkat or any boys anymore, except for Vriska and John
>forced Davekat
>only Terezi and Dave got character development, Roxy and John didn't get theirs deleted and Kanaya, Jane and Jake have always been boring as fuck, Rose is Rose
>Davepeta
>>81365295
Nah, Hussie still needs to apologize to Karezi fans by making their dead pre-retcon versions a couple.
>implying he will do that
>>81365285
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was very annoyed by this. It wouldn't be so annoying if it didn't come out of nowhere, but now every other character has a lengthy monologue that feels like it's written by a Tumblrina. I don't like to use the word pandering, but...
>>81365329
Karezi is trash and so are you
>>81365323
I already owned a shirt with an Aries symbol.
It's just coincidental it's the sign of best troll.
>>81365323
I never bought any, but I made a bunch (which I still have, but only wear in the house). They were like the only merch you could get when I started reading (that and kid shirts), now you can buy like full cosplays.
>>81365329
>implying davejade isn't going to re-emerge after last updates
>terezi is now a strong character, that's really bad indeed
>implying kanaya, jane and jake were funny characters anyways
>implying that hipster and stupid vriska is better than old vriska
didn´t this comic ended?
>>81365452
in 11 days it's suposedly to end, don't worry
>>81365350
Anon, I also dislike Karezi back then.
But Hussie forced that ship harder than JohnVris and even had Karkat make a sappy speech to her.
>>81365410
Hipster, stupid ghost Vriska is a polished, gold-sprayed turd.
Old "traditional Act 5 flavor" living Vriska is just a plain ol' regular turd.
But I guess it is probably awesome, if you're a traditional turd fan.
another day, another new update!this will all end very soon
The micropause will be after the EOA6, right?
>>81365600
No, its before you dip.
>>81365617
But I already dipped.
>no suffering
>gets his leadership stolen by Vriska
>proceeds to tell John that he should blackrom fuck Terezi
>steals (Karkat)'s role in the ghost army
>the shittiest artist drew updates of him
>acts delusional as fuck
>still calls all his alternate versions as fucking losers
>his endgame is getting fucked in the ass by Dave
WHY IS HIS ARC SO FUCKING SHIT
>tfw my character has zero character development other than bullying herself and getting off'd by LE
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!!!!!!
>still staying in the background
>but actually got an arc and a climactic moment of character development
Remember when Tavrosfags had it worse than Vriskafags and Karkatfags? Oh, how the tables have turned.
Kill bitch!Vriska and revive mohawk!Vriska
>>81365691
>>81365692
>>81365768
Reminder that character arcs don't actually exist
>>81366164
Fuck KAtnep
>>81365768
And then got manipulated into doing what they want. Tavros is an idiot.
>>81366184
What, you think I won't go there?
Well you'd be right this is a blue board.
>>81363593
Smug Vriska or happy Vriska because she thinks her plan is going to work just kinda fills me with anger.
>>81366212
Do it anyways anon
>>81366212
Please take your sunken ship back to the bottom of the ocean with John/Rose
>>81366226
Wrong thread my dude
So, roughly 20 pages left before EOA6.
Can't be that much left. Probably not even any dialog.
>>81366260
You never know, Jasprose hasn't made an appearance yet.
>>81366304
Oh, yeah.
Wait, I meant: Oh no.
>>81364738
hussie streamed it once, actually
the archive is just lost
I just realized we have 34 pages until we hit page 10,000 of MSPA.
>>81366406
>34
If you catch my drift
Calling it now that Alt Calliope will take over Caliborn's body. That's why he'll be surprised by the kids teleporting in because it isn't him.
>>81365985
Go away, Dave.
>>81365323
I got a Virgo shirt for myself and a Libra shirt that I later gave to my friend. We're both Libras but I like Kanaya the most.
>>81366528
but then why did she banished jade into the house juju along with other kids?
>>81366563
Fuck off Tavros
>>81365985
this
>>81366616
Because she was still one of the biggest threads
>>81366616
>don't wake up
>you had one fucking job jade
>enjoy being homestuck for eternity
Why is Terezi's ass the best one
>>81366749
I would have liked this ship...
I don't like terezi
>>81366829
Wow excuse me?
>>81366909
No fuck you
>>81366957
I am reporting these posts for being off topic
>>81367157
what is up with you and suicide
>>81364660
George Lucas: "It's like poetry, it rhymes."
>>81366790
Breath has nothing to do with freedom
>>81367362
spicy
>tfw best character caliborn will never It Ain't Me all the player scum
you're earth's last hope against the skaia lab hippie faggots caliborn, take them down
ok fags, if breath has nothing to do with freedom, what DOES it have to do with
>>81367436
>>81367469
Wind and shit.
Being bossed around.
I still forget what bards do
>>81367469
I don't think classpects have much continuity in Hussie's mind, and he just let the audience himself write them.
But I don't think wind has much to do with "freedom" whatever that means.
>>81367469
Extinguishing candles and fanning fires.
>>81367469
What do John, Tavros and Rufioh have in common?
>>81367592
huge dicks
>>81367592
They're all beta as fuck.
>>81367608
...lol
>>81367614
is something fucking funny
>>81367592
They all have harems
The girl of your dreams appears, but her favorite Homestuck character is Jane.
What do you do?
Tavros is my least favorite character
>>81367592
Getting pushed around?
Going where the wind takes them?
Trees that bend to the wind?
Blowing and jobbing? Blow-jobs?
>>81367662
Kind of pathetic if that is a dealbreaker to you to be honest.
I mean who cares about Homestuck that much.
>>81367706
>>81367682
horuss is a cool character
>>81367662
pillow fight
What the fuck is the ghost army gonna do against LE? I mean even setting side the fact he can kill hundreds of them more or less instantly nobody can even hurt him since no one has Welsh weapons
>>81367682
We never see Horuss's eyes.
What if he managed at a-Void death?
>>81367785
idk. offer a distraction?
>>81367806
>>81367836
Keep going
>>81367762
>Really fat Jane
Sickening.
>>81367762
>Jane looks like andy milonakis
>Roxy is smoking
canon
>>81367857
>>81367662
Jane is OK. That's a shit reason to not befriend or date someone.
>>81367857
the only thing more pathetic than being vriskafan is giving vriskafan attention
how about you either filter that faggot or fuck off
>>81367762
they both look fine
>>81368017
Jane looks like slimer
I am here to refresh your memory of that fact that the aspect that deals with manipulating air and wind currents has no correlation with the virtue that is independence.
>>81368137
There are worse looking women that weight desu
Is the flash today or tomorrow?
Four years ago, Hussie would've made some little newspost about April Fools day, and how he was going to use all of his money revenue to make a Homestuck movie where every character is played by Nick Cage, and we'd all know it was a joke and he'd know we'd know so he wouldn't even bother saying April Fools, and he'd release another update about kids playing a game and aliens with distinctly different personalities from them.
Now, there is nothing. He wants this shit to be over with just as much as we do.
>>81368248
Fuck off lisafag
as long as rosemary stays canon I am fine.
>>81368261
april fools day is a normie holiday
>dude minions lmao
>>81368323
>minions
What the fuck do they have to do with April fools
>>81368339
Google shit. Made it so it posted a mic drop minion gif with every email, got a shitton of people fired over it and fucked shit up.
>>81368248
Wednesday for the End of Act 6 flash
update today?
>>81368323
>using the term 'normie' unironically
>>81368468
Yes
>>81364701
Gay/10
>>81368479
wat up normie
>>81364701
Is that a god tier Tavros in the background?
Neat
update soon fellow faggots
>>81366406
Not true though, the link will hit 10,000 but it didn't start on 1 either
>>81368529
only normies say normie outside of r9k
on other parts of 4chan, normalfag is the only term that is accepted
>>81365691
>>81365692
>>81365768
>pre-retcon Karkat gets cuckolded by chad and a juggalo
>tires to win the Terezibowl at all cost
>even gets killed by the latter guy and drowns in magma, never to be seen again
>pre-retcon Vriska killed off and gave Terezi her best moment
>isn't satisfied with alternative John
>toys with alpha John and Tavros who shall win her
>they both realize she is a psychotic bitch
>goes in pity mode and even lets herself get fucked up by Meenah
>her alpha self bullies her and even steals her girlfriend, reducing her to a cuck
>humiliates herself by crying like a little girl
>pre-retcon Tavros
>gets bullied by Vriska
>the friend he contacted is an asshole and tells him to stop playing games for girls
>his best bro has a crush on him and he doesn't know how to respond to that
>his best bro is also a psychopath and makes out with his decapitated head
>killed his own luses accidently
>get traumatized even harder by Vriska's plan to go god tier
>finally found love by seeing Jade and finding a new bro called Dave
>ends up killing Jade's grandpa
>she doesn't like him back
>his legs are sawn off when he slept and he can't feel his dick anymore
>his bully torments him by revealing her masterplan
>tries to stop her and failed
>his body is now used as a joke by his scourge sister
>get alchemized with the dead spiderbitch and you transform into an abomination
>after the tavrisplosion, she apologizes and doesn't want to be alone
>trusts her and even plans to be her matesprit
>even has a jealous competition with the blue human
>you slowly realize she still bullies you and uses you as a buttmonkey for her bullshit
>end up giving her the middlefinger and become free from her grasps
>even amass an army without using mindcontrol to prove her wrong
>lets Meenah have the army while she gives a shitty speech to them>he actually planned with his ghost army friends to sacrifice them
(Tavros) will never be a cuck like the other two.
I first though that Hussie wants to end HS on page 10000.
But after EOA6 there are still 40 pages left, so there is no way he is hitting that. Unless shenanigans.
>>81367469
Wind powers.
Is Caliborn a red herring? Or is him saying he's a red herring a read herring and the shitty twist is that he's actually the final boss, not Alt Calliope?
Does anyone else feel the pauses have made keeping up with the plot difficult? Everything after the gigapuse has just been sort of a blur for me
>>81368674
Your mom is a red herring
>>81368674
If it's Alt Calliope I will be fucking furious.
>>81368676
That's why I waited until last month to start reading, and I finished yesterday.
>>81368696
Ohhhhh
Damn son
u sure showed me
>>81368602
>trusts her and even plans to be her matesprit
Anon, she threatened mind control to get him to follow her. What happened next is called Stockholm syndrome.
Anyway, yeah, people who think Tavros isn't giving Meenah the army out of his own free will (or is being """manipulated""" by Vriska) are stupid and should stop holding on to their paper-thin character interpretations.
>>81367760
I can't take comments like these seriously anymore. I want to. But I'd much rather kill everyone in these threads. And at HS cons. And everyone in the circle of the Huss.
>>81368722
why? a character that is the literal definition of emptiness who struggles to full himself with quirks and character traits is an interesting idea, and his design is rad. hussie himself sold the guy short, he's a good critique on fan characters.
>>81368761
He's just Equius 2.
>>81368674
Caliborn is a red herring because Lord English is an grotesque amalgam of various beings whose consciousness had been altered prior to being fused and awoken and now is a monstrous force of nature that scarcely has anything more than a passing visual similarity to Caliborn.
>>81368781
except he's not, for the reasons I said.
that's all Hussie had to say, but the free conversations he had showed a good representation of innate void affecting his lack of personality and vapidness covered in quirks
>tfw the A1 trolls has more thought put into their interactions in 3 updates than Jane, Roxy, Dirk and Jake did in the entirety of Act 6
So what exactly does a "Heir" do? We've seen John use wind powers, but that's pretty much it. Roxy can use her Rogue class to materialize stuff, Rose sees the future etc. John/Tavros/Equius did literally nothing with their class as far as I know.
>>81364881
Yes, it is.
>>81368908
They are the innate passive representation of their aspect.
>>81368908
Heir's "inherit" things, whatever that means. For John, it meant that he inherited shit from his father. He also inherited the power of stupid-ass retcons.
>>81368908
Heirs inherit problems that need fixing and it is their nature to fix them. Their active counterpart, Maids, are explicitly given problems that need fixing and are obligated to fix them.
>>81368941
How do you even find shit like this out?
>>81368908
Tavros is a page you tard
I actually forget the A1 page
>>81369003
no wait its Horuss I think
Who is the A1 heir? Mituna?
Thief of Light steals the spotlight
Knight of Blood is the visual representation of Dave fucking your bleeding asshole
Thief of Life makes you realize you wasted seven years for this comic
>>81369003
Horuss is the page. Mituna is the heir. Equius is the heir, too.
>>81369041
she also stole the lives of all her friends
to do.........????
I thought she would eventually become alive herself, but she didn't
If Homestuck ends totally conventionally, with just a battle where they kill the bad guys and a dumb 'look who's married and has kids' ending I'll be disappointed.
>>81369136
I'm pretty sure that will happen, but a huge chunk of the cast is going to get murdered in this upcoming flash
>>81368761
>>81368834
See stuff like this? >>81368781 This shows that literally nobody cares. And it won't matter either way because he'll never appear again. Anywhere. Ever. I mean you can only use the 'empty depressed' shtick for a only a little while before interest wears off. But he was still more than just a literal horsedick joke. Oh well! You know those void players! Pretty interesting actually, but their aspect just won't let them anywhere near being relevant!
>>81369182
who cares what that pleb thinks, he probably likes davekat
>Characters who should die:
>all the villains
>alt-calliope
>vriska
>karkat
Characters who shouldn't die:
>everyone else
>>81369211
>>Characters who should die:
>>all the villains
fag
>>81369211
I have the feeling Slick is going to die in this upcoming flash.
At this point the only two things I give a shit about are John beating up Jack and PM reuniting with WV
And the first probably isn't even going to happen considering Jack's been irrelevant for half the comic now
>>81369211
>all the villains
I have a feeling Bec Noir will live through the whole comic
>>81369211
But someone needs to die who shouldn't die and someone needs to live who shouldn't live. That's how stories go. Let's see... who should it be.
Live: Caliborn, bereft of throne.
Die: Roxy.Nah, j/k, it's The Mayor, obviously.
>>81369161
I strongly hope so, and I hope in particular that Kanaya, Caliope, and the a6a6i5 sprites bite the dust, as well as maybe Dave for the character arcs and shit. I also really hate Jake but he happens to be the only representative of the Hope aspect which is great so I want him to live.
>>81369211
What the fuck, dude? None of the villains should die except the Condesce. LE should be defeated in some way other than killing him and every single Midnight Crew member running around is a precious soul who is too sweet to see death, and should be given a planet or something to fuck around on after the comic.
What is Hussie's otp?
>>81369359
Vriska x Hatemale
>>81369359
Vrishuss
>>81369359
Vriska X The Spotlight
>>81369349
Jake is going to be used as some weird LE proxy so he needs to stay alive, or at least his body needs to be
I refuse to believe years of Weekend at Bernies references will lead to nothing, that guy is going to be a corpse puppet
>>81369312
I can see him dying, but taking out Union Jack first, thus concluding his whole revenge plot.
>>81369211
Dave Kanaya and all their instances should double die
http://mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007575
Reminder that this conversation still has to have happened in the current timeline, as the pre-retcon timeline did not lead to a universe being created so there's no "pre-retcon Caliborn" around to have a different conversation.
>>81369429
Every single alt version is going to die for real, that much is given. But real Dave and real Kanaya have complete plot armor.
>>81369211
>>Characters who should die:
Everyone. Every single one of them. No kids, trolls, cherubs, sprites, carapaces, felt gnomes, what have you survives. Mountains of dead, soulless, broken bodies beneath the wheel.
Mabye John would survive. By virtue of appearing the first page.
>>81369468
>real Kanaya
>plot armor
more like queer armor
What is Union Jacks endgame even?
Something to do with Dave?
>>81369211
Why do people want Karkat to die?
>>81369567
he's boring and gay now
>>81369510
To smoke the dankest kush in paradox space.
>>81369106
To save them, dummy.
>>81369136
It'll happen exactly like that, but your favorite character will die and Vriska will live and be hailed as a hero just to piss people off.
>>81369567
He isn't funny anymore, he has zero reason to be alive in the narrative and all he exists for now is some queer representation points.
He needs to fucking go.
Is the Davepeta/Arquius page the only art ipgd has done for homestuck?
>>81369510
>any version of jack
>having an endgame
Jacks live in the moment. Especially jacks hyped up on space voodoo clown magic.
>>81368261
I mean, from his perspective, it is over. All that's left to do is post the updates.
>>81369211
TBQH senpai I think all the alpha kids except Roxy should die.
>>81369567
He's another case where Hussie totally lost track of the characters arc and just ran them into the ground
Like every other troll and Jade
>>81369041
DEEPEST
>>81369744
I guarantee you Vriska was meant to come back the moment she died.
>>81369744
Gamzee and Vriska have obvious ties to the overall narrative but yeah he didn't give the rest of the trolls jack shit to do
>>81369765
She came back in the dreambubbles for a scene that was a good closure to her character arc.
She didn't need to be seen again.
>>81369819
Seconded. The page where she meets the alternate John who never knew her was an absolutely perfect end to her arc. Every page after that that she appeared in was a mistake.
>>81369726
I think she also did aradiabot in Make Her Pay. Or some other earlier flash.
>>81369819
>>81369865
That version of her is going to get closure, remember that the character here isn't the REAL Vriska.
Vriska will most likely destroy herself.
>>81369765
This is wrong, as she never fucking left. Even when she's dead, we still followed her gay adventures in deciding whether or not to get a tattoo. In a realm where you can change your appearance at will and nothing is permanent.
If that doesn't scream "get off the fucking stage" I don't know what does.
>>81369923
That Vriska may be the most developed character in the comic though, she has been around for 6 years or so.
>>81369567
Ignore those edgy replies.
I would rather want him to die, so he can actually meet his pre-retcon version and have a healthy talk with him.
Same with Vriska meeting (Vriska) again with the pre-retcon version shitting on her and then lecturing her over the bullshit she went through.
Also they both get revived by deux ex shit, because one made a promise to meet Terezi back and the other is the leader of trollkind.
What is this Caliborn upd8 going to be?
>Shitty twist
>The Masterpiece from the kids pov
>Caliborn talking with yogurtboner
>A demonstration of good his drawings have become
>>81369961
Yes. She is infamously known for being so developed she has developed every single character attribute that exists. Even the ones that contradict the other ones.
>>81370100
No caliborn, cut to Jade, the Becs and Jasprose.
Then another cut to a cliffhanger that sets up eoa6. Which might be caliborn related.
>>81370115
>vriska
>not hella DEVELOPEDit's a fat joke
>>81370049
>Same with Vriska meeting (Vriska) again with the pre-retcon version shitting on her and then lecturing her over the bullshit she went through.
Oh yeah, ALL the bullshit post retcon Vriska had to endure on the meteor journey that was probably way more nonsense than whatever (Vriska) did.
>>81370193
That's some 2012 tumblr tier art.
>>81370164
The Becs, Jasprose and Tavcat are the only loose ends right?
And Erisol
>>81370250
Erisol is gone, anon. Let him go.
>>81370100
We're going to cut to Jasprose/Jane/Jane/Jane since they're the only characters left unaccounted for, then a big ol' page encompassing everything to sit on as we wait for wednesday.
>>81370346
Jane is with the kids fighting Condy
>>81370346
Jane was on derse.
It'll be Jasprose and Jade, since Jade hasn't met her yet.
i'm KEEPING TRACK, Every thread before has 404'd
Love you guys
I've got to make dinner but I'm worried I'll miss the update
>>81370420
We are hobbling over the finishing line together
>>81370486
We're all in this together, /hst/. I love you all.
>>81370399
>her
>>81369819
>Implying dream bubbles weren't invented solely for Vriska
She never left the story, really.
>>81369961
Anon, screen time and development are not the same thing.
>>81370399
>Jade and Rose finally meet for the first time in a while
> they won't talk
CALLING IT
>>81370506
I still want to murder everything tho
>>81369211
How fucking wrong can you be you cumguzzling slut?
>>81364738
God, I hat epaperseverywhere, shit ships and really, REALLY basic looking art
>>81370223
>I can't read
Is that the reborn of HSG?
>>81370723
That's what I got from that sentence, either express yourself more clearly or be quiet.
>>81370682
>shit ships and really, REALLY basic looking art
she's perfect for Homestuck then!
not-HSG post a picture of your OTP, but one that you don't see actually getting posted on every other thread. I wanna see some new art.
> post yfw this coming flash is in yaoi style with a watermark on it and skillet playing
Eridan is completely irrelevant now.
Good.
>>81370767
Or you can't fucking read.
>pre-retcon version shits on her
>pre-retcon lectures her
How the fuck can you not get this sentence?
>>81370813
>let's ruin this thread with shipping wars
Today is probably the last non-flash updates of homestuck
ever
So today's update is the last one pre-EOA6. Any bets for what it'll be?
>>81370945
There's still the 40 pages between EOA6 and A7
>>81370957
act 6 act 6 act 6
the caliborn act
>>81370941
>ctrl+f davepeta
>2 results
It's already ruined, anon
>>81370941
>pre retcon shits on her
is that why she left crying
>>81370957
Caliborn and Jasprose update.
>>81370983
>666
LE confirmed Satan
>>81370982
ohhh shit thanks senpai
>>81371018
he's a lot of things. He's so many things, but good villain isn't one.
>act 7 will literally be the shortest main act of homestuck
>>81370957
No it's the second to last. We still got one more for tomorrow.
