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You just have been lasso'd by Wonder Woman.
What is your truth?
I LOVE YOU WONDER WOMAN PLEASE MARRY ME
>>81357464
I want to be a woman
You have nice tits.
I'M A WHITE MALE
>>81357464
I like spiced ham better then marinated stake.
>>81357551
WHITE MALE
I PREFER YOU IN LOLI FORM
>>81357464
I want you to sit on my face.
I'm Anthony Burch
>>81357464
This is a lie
I'm a tumblr user who's been told to take down 4chan from the inside
>>81357709
Hello
Newman.
>>81357569
Absolutely disgusting anon.
>>81357464
I ADMIT I WAS CHECKING OUT YOUR TITS
>>81357464
Batman v Superman was good
>>81357464
I did not know it could make people obey beyond making them tell the truth
>I like the butt stuff!
Basically the opposite of >>81357529
I want to be a man.
I like to jerk off to scat porn.
>>81357464
Basically what Brock said minus the one boob stuff.
>>81357464
something about looking at her titsor finally admit im in love with a childhood friend that doesnt care about me
>>81357464
The way I wish to die, if I could choose, would be from kuru.
>>81357844
I'm eating,anon. You will be fined.
I only liked you when you were younger.
>>81357464
I'm only attracted to jailbait!
>>81357551
Nice try, Natasha
I like BvS
I have a small penis.
I shot the man in Reno just to watch him die.
>>81357464
I love you as a character but I get super turned on thinking about villainesses like Faora beating you into submission.
>>81357464
LEOTARDS ARE MY FETISH
I wish you would fuck me in the ass.
>>81357836
........ But why
>>81357464
I go frame by frame during Wonder Woman vs Cheetah
>>81358206
Not her but why wouldn't you want to be a man?
>>81357919
Need a good fap. Rec an artist that first a decent wonderloli
>>81357464
Your costume is shit and so is this movie.
I also find the child version of you very attractive.
>>81358230
>Barry
Don't you need an ass ramming by snart to get to?
>>81357464
My deepest darkest fetish is to be eaten alive and slowly digested in the belly of a giantess.
I have no one secret that's particularly egregious.
>>81358240
Incognitymous
>>81357464
Superman's the best
>>81357464
I have masturbated everyday for the past 7 years straight.
>>81358230
its easier in today's age to be a woman, unless you live in an Islamic ruled country to something. wage gap is a myth so yeah, no real issues other than getting your period. why wouldn't you want to be a woman is the better question DESU senpai.
SCOOTY PUFF JR. SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
I think loli Diana is hot.
>>81358079
this
>>81358319
Thank you!
>>81357464
You would look better with a dick
I dig holes.
>>81357529
This.
I think about killing someone every single day and even come up with how I'll do it. I'm afraid one of these days I'll go through with it.
>>81358514
Please become a supervillain.
>>81358206
Dunno, I just have always been more inclined to masculine gender roles than feminine. "Tomboy" as a kid, still uncomfortable with things like wearing skirts etc... Male archetypes in ancient literature is one area that I study extensively in my field...
At this point I think I'm just a few step away from someone who is transgender. Would rather have a dick, but it doesn't torment me that I don't.
>>81358514
I'm genuinely curious, who and how would you kill?
>>81357464
I LIKE THE BUTT STUFF!
>>81358514
do it Ben, kill Zack Snyder.
>>81357464
I'm a virgin because I'm afraid of intimacy.
>>81357464
"I wish you were fat."
A cartoon artist has hired me to fuck his wife.
Nothing related to this job.
>>81358956
Tell us who it was, you bastard.
I masturbate to pre pubescent anime girls every morning,and sometimes even to not-2D too
>>81357464
I masturbate to futa and when I was 14 I framed my little brother for looking up hentai along with softcore porn on the family computer.
>>81357464
frequently while having sex I become aware of just how thick my partner's skin is, how deep I would have to go before I reached muscle, and then all I can think about is skinning them with my bare hands
>>81357464
Doesn't she have to ask you a question or something?
The lasso compels you to tell the truth, it doesn't make you start to blurt out your darkest secrets like a babbling moron.
>>81358334
Because with his current lifestyle he'd turn out to be a fat annoying bitch nobody likes, being a beta faggot who masturbates to wonder loli is better than that.
>>81357464
I'm afraid.
>>81357464
ive never really found wonder woman very attractive
also im really claustrophobic so i might have a mini panic attack depending on how tight she holds me
>>81359036
>Billy West
>>81357464
I'm still in love with my ex girlfriend. At first it was just a fetish deal. But, Wondy... she was so goddamn cute and nice to everyone. I cheated on her and i want to kill my self.
Now i can't stop thinking about what could have been.
I'm afeminist
>>81359292
What kind?
>>81359292
>>81359316dictionary definitiongiven, it's still very problematic
>>81359092
Yeah but then we wouldn't have a thread.
I don't think I'm good enough for anyone.
>>81358978
kill yourself
>>81357464
I am deeply troubled by your complete disregard for America's Fifth Amendment and wilful use of mind control, as well as your utter contempt for necks.
I have failed this city
I'm not birch
>>81357464
That I, at my core, am a being that seeks nothing more than the Absolute Order by a great return to the absolution of The Void. This is for all timelines, all dimensions, and all possibilities greater or less, and I cannot deride or deny my intentions in existing in this mortal plane once more.
>>81357464
I'm not... A natural... BLONDE!
>>81357464
I don't know. Does it make you tell the truth about a question she asks, or do you start saying every single fact you believe in no particular order? The latter sounds useless.
>>81357464
I think Powergirl iscuterthen you.
>>81360146
Well, she ask the guy to tell his truth, just that, and he says that he crossdress as WW because it makes him feel powerful.
>>81357464
I think people who believe in free will are idiots.
>>81358873
That's not the reason you're a virgin, anon.
>>81360238
What the fuck? Do you want everybody to be a pupper or what?
>>81359353
fuck you
>>81360264
See. An idiot.
>>81357464
I've loved and lost but I'll never truly love myself.
>>81360297
>can't defend his shitty pretentious posture
>i-idiot
Sure bro.
>>81357464
I think Superheroes are shit and you should probably stop wearing your grandma's underwear you fag.
>>81360236
So if I don't know what I'm supposed to be confessing to, I can say some trivia about video games and the lasso won't stop me because it's not a lie?
>>81358240
http://rule34hentai.net/post/list/Young_Wonder_Woman/1
Take your pick.
>>81357464
I can't stop saving zootopia porn, pls help
I wouldn't mind being femdom'ed by her
>>81360358
Maybe it's mind controlled? Like if she thinks "say something embarrasing about yourself" in her mind and the lasso does the rest?
>>81360340
There youy go again. Being an idiot.
You either green text or or you quote, you don't do both. Doing both looks retarded and like your arguing with yourself.
There is nothing to elaborate on. People don't actually have free will, they just think they do.
>>81357464
I'm kinda high right now, so anything you ask me I'd probably tell you the truth anyway.
But I will say the idea of getting tied up by Wonder Woman is turning me on.
>>81360421
>no u
There you go again. Being an idiot. You don't even know what free will is you pretentious faggot.
>>81357464
I still haven't fapped to you yet
>>81358596
But do you want to fuck other girls with your girl cock or fuck guys?
Every act of philanthropy and kindness I commit is at least in part done to further my own interests. There's no ideology or person I'd give my life for, and I see no escape from my selfishness, nor am I looking for one.
>>81357919
Younger you say?
>>81360485
Shit tier artstyle.
>>81360476
>pshh nothing personal kid
>>81360421
that means the definition of free will is wrong, not that it doesn't exist
>>81360447
>the power of acting without the constraint of necessity or fate; the ability to act at one's own discretion.
Holy shit the definition is so complex. No mortal man could ever hope to understand it in their life time! Oh woe is me, you managed to call out my pretension at knowing a concept you get introduced to when you are not even old enough to be a teen.
Truly you are not the idiot you actually seem!ur a faget
>>81357464
I like your outfit in WAR the best
>>81360568
>no u
You know how to google, nice. Now if only you googled how not to be a faggot. You don't even have a point. "free will doesn't exist because i say so".
>>81360578
This
Wonder woman was one of the few redeeming factors of that movie. She made everything better when she was on screen
>>81357464
I dream about you forcing yourself on me in your classic outfit for no logical reason. Also I would really like if you tie me up, violate me with a strap on and slowly choke me to death.
>>81357464
Raven best girl
>>81360568
How to embarrass yourself: The Post.
Nice edge btw.
>>81360621
What point is there? It would be trying to prove that the sky is not green. It's self evident. Sorry your an idiot.
Say hi to your extra chromosome for me.
My ideal life would involve me being a futa. I don't feel like I'm not a man or anything and I'm not gay or submissive, I just feel like being a woman with a dick would be the most fun and neat way in life
I Wanna Fuck the cat
>>81359419
>Failed the city in any way.
No you haven't, your company sells good propane. In fact, that Hank Hill guy is a total bro.
>>81360753
I want the cat to Fuck me
>>81360568
Most people who talk about free will are implicitly making a distinction between "I can't make a real choice because I'm being directly threatened" and "I can't make a real choice because the neural pathways formed by my past experiences have already steered me in this direction", even though you can argue the difference is only a matter of perspective.
I agree that every action a person takes is either for a reason or totally random, leaving no room for absolute free will, but I don't think that invalidates agency. People are accountable for their actions because a different person wouldn't necessarily have acted the same way.
Outside of Green lantern and batman, the rest of the "Big 6" are complete shit and I wish you Didint exist or would be relegated to Background heros.
>>81360823
This guy gets it!
>>81360895
>can't spell
>likes green lantern and batman
>posts JL animated pic instead if a comic pic
>has probably never read a comic about anyone but batman
This is your real truth anon
I wish to be the little girl
>>81357464
That I inexplicably have a boner.
That I inexplicably have an erection.
I want to fuck the rabbit.
>>81357464
I still love her.
I act like I'm over it, but it's not true, and I'm afraid it never will be.
I just want to be a complete person.
I want to feel like I did before all this, but I can't even remember when that was.
I smile, I tell my jokes, I laugh with the rest of them, but when I'm alone with my thoughts at night I realize just how empty my life has become, wondering if I'm just doomed to be the person I am for the rest of my life.
I don't care about the boob thing, I wanna do you.
I am Anthony Burch
>>81357464
I LIKE CAKE
I don't mind Boco.
>>81357464
I'm the one who got has been sabotaging the careers of Craig McCraken, Lauren Faust, and Genndy Tartakovsky!
I'm also the one who keeps pushing crappy adaptationsof Alan Moore's work ino movies because I'd like to think each bit of progress they make kills him inside.
>>81362214
I KNEW IT
>>81357464
I'm a 24 year old kissless virgin.
>>81357464
I've always found other DC women more attractive and I doubt I'm even into femdom
>>81362234
I can't stop myself, making earnest artists suffer amuses me so. I've also pushed for moe anime crap in hopes of driving Miyazaki into an early grave and ordered the Nurse to take Tezuka's art supplies from him on his deathbed!
And I also ship Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood.
>>81361074
>>81362263
>I doubt I'm even into femdom
Uncertainty, I sense in you.
I want to fuck the bunny. And maybe blow the fox...a little.
>>81357464
I have erotic dreams of the Scarecrow torturing and abusing me. My erotophobia doesn't help this situation.
Please don't tell your friends.
I enjoy femdom, the idea of topping submissive boys, dripping candle wax onto their useless cocks and spanking them making me moist.
White chix was amazing
>>81361036
loli reassignment surgery is coming, friend
>>81360379
do you even "spoiler" brah? (i have never seen it used in an actual spoiler so yeah im not wrong)
>>81360647
but this pic sucks
>>81360808
i want me to fuck you while me dressed as a cat
>>81360485
Yasss but art sucks
>>81357464
I really just need a woman to hold. Will you hug me?
I don't know what you want out of me. I don't know how I could possibly be relevant to anything that's going on, past, present, or future.
>>81357464
I want to fuck a guy so fat that he could be my totoro. I want to sleep on his belly.
But he has to have muscle pecs and arms.
Like, the blob + bane. Fuck.
I'd tell her that she was created by a bondage fetishist, and that most of her meagre popularity is for sexual reasons, not for the content of her character. I suppose if prompted the most embarrassing thing to admit is the last time I gambled and lost on a fart.
>>81357464
I want to be a cute girl.
>>81360238
> comes to personal conclusion
> Won't be swayed by others
> Life choices based around personal view
It's like rain on your wedding day.
i like futas
ILL FUCK YOU WHEN YOU'LL 12 FAGGOT.
>>81363548
If you've never seen FMA Brotherhood, there might now be a reason to.
>>81357464
"Wonder Woman, you are a shitty, boring character and your lasso is fucking stupid. You will never have mainstream success."
>>81363548
>Bane?
>>81357464
If your ball is too big for your mouth, it is not your ball.
>>81358939
"I agree with the stick figure with the cartoon gloves."
>>81357464
I WANT TO TIE YOU WITH YOUR LASSO AND HAVE KINKY SEX WITH YOU
>>81357464I love you.
>>81357464
Even if truth exists, which is unlikely, the faultiness of human communication ensures that nothing can ever be communicated with perfection, only crudely implied and inferred by various ignorant parties, making everything a game of subjectivity and nonsense rather than actual ontological clarity!
We are blind, blind, dreaming always, and always dreaming that we are awake!
>>81357464
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT JACKET YOU WORE LOOKED REALLY GOOD.
>>81364085
According to Azzarello's run, she loves you, too.
>>81357464
how does that lasso work
you dont just blurt out random shit do you? doesnt she force stuff out of you by asking questions?
>>81364165
back to hell with you, Laplace
>>81357464
I thought your mom was your younger sister the first time I saw her.
>>81357464
I masturbate to trannies fucking men in the ass
>>81357464
i want to be a female and seduce straight women into wild lesbian sex
I'm lying
>>81360688
I completely agree.
>>81362169
Neither do I really. But I enjoy it when people are mean to him for no real reason.
>>81357464
AS A LONG TIME ATHEIST, YOUR INSISTENCE ON BEING A DEMIGODDESS CONFLICTS WITH MY WORLDVIEW. AS SUCH I AM BEING FORCED TO COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT THERE NOT ONLY ARE A PLETHORA OF GODS, BUT THAT ONE OF THEM IS A SHAPESHIFTING RAPIST.
>>81365119
>Atheist
>having any stakes in who or what chooses to calls themselves a god
>>81365139
It's not just "calling" oneself a God, it's the production of verifiably miraculous results, in this case, I'm entangled by a bit of shiny twine, and no longer possess liberty over my personal expression. I'm trying to lie, right now, look! I can't even misidentify something simple like the color of the sky. "The sky is orange". See? Absolutely true.
Well, for Gotham at least. We're just across the bay from Metropolis, but it just always seems to be twilight here.
>>81362489
London?
>>81357464
give me your feet.
I discovered what masturbation was by rubbing myself under the blankets while watching sexy MTV music videos I recorded on VHS. My first orgasm was to Lil' Kim's 'How Many Licks'.
I once masturbated by rubbing my dick on my cat.
I like to complain about movies, cartoons, and games I've never watched.
I once grabbed someone's lead pencil without them noticing to clean my ear. The removable eraser popped out while I was doing it and I couldn't get it out. It was inside my ear for six months and the whole time I could barely hear anything out of that side. I never told anyone and that guy never found out what happened to his eraser.
>>81366168
>I once masturbated by rubbing my dick on my cat.
Did it hiss at penis?
>>81357464
I love you Diana, and i want to make sweet, sweet love to you.
Im not sure if Im love with my girlfriend anymore but -
Her friends really like me.
My friends like her
My parents love her.
Her parents really like me
I dont want to disappoint anyone
>>81366168
How'd you get the eraser out?
>>81358329
>tfw you're only on your 2nd year.
I no longer love my GF like I use to and am questioning my morals because i dislike her for dating others guy but I'm thinking of dating other women.
>>81366261
Is the sex good?
>>81366326
So.... you're a cuck?
I genuinely believe women to be inferior to men because of the way they act, think and reason. Over half the planet's population is female and not one of them has ever been able to prove this fact wrong. Society started down a dark, hopeless path when it allowed women to be teachers and politicians.
I also liked The Batman more than any other animated Batman feature since TAS. It hit the right tone between dark and fun and had some of the best (and arguably some of the worst) character designs in the last 20 years.
>>81357464
I don't even know what the fuck kino is.
>>81357464
I don't love my wife or 2 kids, I don't think its possible for me to feel love. Responsibility I feel and its not burdensome, I want to take care of them, but it feels more like a logical-conclusion than being emotional ("i assumed ownership of these properties, therefore i am to administer them")
I don't think they notice a difference, or at least keep the suspicions to themselves. They seem happy and well-adjusted, its me thats an emotional chameleon.
I feel like what would happen if Peter Parker was a psychopath.
>>81366350
Mostly?
Im the first guy shes ever been with.
Her sex drive is pretty high compared to other women Ive been with.
I'll be sitting there next to her reading a book and suddenly her tongue is in my ear and her hand is down my pants.
>>81366366
I hope you realize that's not a real word.
>>81366434
Kino is Kino.
>>81366366
first off
>>81366518
second, no. i just am a mono man in a poly and it fucks with my everything. I dislike her views on sex and relationship. Yet, because of her, my views on sex and relationship has changed and near the hypocritical.
Can i really be mad or depressed that she dates multiple people when i wouldn't mind dating multiple women (if their all okay with it) and I'm slowly starting to accept the whole "sex isn't just for lovers, it can be with friends too" thing that i flat out refused when we first got together.
I fear I am becoming a special kind of hypocrite.
>>81366610
You are a spineless cuckold who deserves to hate your own life
>>81358596
I know the feeling. I'd rather be a girl but I can live with being a guy. It's a weird feeling and nobody in my real life will know
>>81366655
How the fuck is he a cuck?
Also, cuck is a really really shitty meme.
>>81366766
He allows his girlfriend to sleep with other men
>>81366800
doesn't a cuck the meme require either not knowing about it or not okay with it or something? He said he was in a poly so i assume he meant multiple person relationship.
otherwise, yeah, i'd say this may be the closest to actually being correct with that term.
>>81357464
I'M PISSED OFF THAT SOMEONE WITH SUCH A POWERFUL TOOL IS TRYING TO USE IT TO EMBARRASS SOMEONE IN THE MIDDLE OF LAWFUL PROTESTING
>>81366860
He's obviously not ok with it, yet he still allows it to happen
>>81366261
>inb4 you break up with her and realize a week later that you made a huge mistake
I've jerked off to a drawing of WW getting fucked by a dog
>>81357464
You got nice tits and a fat ass.
>>81366610
you did it congrats, you fucked up the entire concept of love, its not magic anymore. I can never see me in that situation without feeling pathetic.
>>81357464
I believe you and your kind are a danger to the world. You people made rape a fucking tradition in your island and somehow blame men for everything. Themyscira is a disgusting place full of hypocrites that murder little boys. You cunts deserved to be nuked for that shit.
>>81371432
You're gonna look real funny with your head on backwards.
>>81357670
>nobody on /v/ got anthony burch yesterday
>mods subtle way of reminding us all that we will never be anthony burch
I was raped by Bill Murray.
>>81366469
I'm familiar with this behavior. Keep a squirt bottle near you and she'll learn. If it's the paper you're reading, roll it up and give her a good swat on the nose.On topic:My truth is that I'm not at all familiar with this behavior
>>81366469
Forgive me, but I don't really see the problem here.
>>81357464
I don't like preachy people as a rule, but I can dig your vigilantism.And you're hot, so sue me.
>>81360901
I'll say, that edge lord couldn't even respond to him.
Way to go anon!
>>81366741
I want to be a girl but I think it's more of a fetish thing than a gender dysphoria thing since I too am still alright with being a man. Also it seems like it would be way more fun to pick out clothing as a girl.
>>81366295
Tweezers after it had finally loosened up. It had deteriorated into a mushy glob of eraser/earwax.
>>81357464
I like watching Black men have sex withy wife.
>>81374967
why
>>81362214
How?
>>81374967
Actual cuck though
>>81366610
Then have sex with other women, anon. You've set a baseline.
As long as you're both honest about it with each other.
Though it sounds like there are deeper underlying problems here.
Pineapple.
Belongs.
On a pizza.
>>81357464
I spit da truf dat wunda wumin be a big buti ho
I still love a girl I haven't seen in years despite not even really knowing her aside from having been in the same class with her.
Sometimes I drive by her house on my way home from work, just for the feeling of being close to her.
I really hate myself for it.
>>81357464
That i have so much potential but enjoy destroying myself much more.
>>81376159
Are you handsome or a hideous stalker creep?
If it's the first then it's all okay, you shouldn't feel bad.
>>81357529
this
>>81357464
I'm a lifelong Democrat, but I want to vote for Donald Trump.
>>81357464
BvS was amazing
I don't care if I'm crazy, I love it
>>81357464
I wanted your loli form to peg the shotabat and turn him, supes, and dick-robin into qt fuccbois that you paraded around in public.
>>81357551
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>>81361080
ANON NO
>>81362676
>you see? And he believes it too
>>81357464
that nothing matters.
>>81357464i've had a transformation fetish ever since i was a little girl
I don't side with Israel
I put the screw in the tuna!
>>81357464
I masturbate to rape porn of mai waifu, both drawn and written; it doesn't matter if she's the victim, perpetrator or a witness, though the first one arouses me the most.
Even the most terribly lazy and mediocre or plain bad material out there,there is so little of it anyway I can't really be too picky.
>>81378777
We knew that already, Jesus.
>>81378777
Nice number.
>>81374452
Oh my god yes! It's so unfair that girls get all the cute things and the soft fabrics
>>81357464UNSOLICICTED OPINIONS ON ISRAEL
>>81378777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQG5rsCtU2M
>>81379310
Ah! He has a name! The system is broken!
>>81379347
What system?
>>81357464
I want to start fucking your tits and never stop.
I don't even want you to take off your uniform, it looks soft enough.
>>81366518
It's short for cuckold.
It has been shortened and used in a derogatory manner in this case.
Also, attacking someone's word choice, especially a word with an inherent meaning in this community, is the lowest form of rebuttal.
>>81358334
why do people think this? that its easier to be a woman? people still don't respect you if you're a woman
>>81379382
The random name thing! We're not free yet!
>>81357464
Niggers are a subhuman species of scoundrels and thieves
>>81379423
people don't need to respect you if you're a woman
>>81379526
sounds like you know so much about being female. If you're not a woman then why don't you become one if you think it's so damn much better?
>>81379574
Because everyone knows trannies are 40% more likely to commit suicide
>>81379432
what name thing?
