First one to get Carlton in their name get to make a sandwich.
THERE GOES PHILLIP BANKS
>>81339111
got a leg in one hand
BOOM
>>81339111
Rollin
>>81339111
These names are so diverse
>>81339161
THE BIGGEST ASS THAT EVER LIVED
>>81339111
Niggers
Oh yea? Well you're a big BOY.
>>81339111
Let's go.
CHINESE FOOD
>>81339162
and BREE IN ANOTHER
How can you be so cruel house?
IT'S NOT UNUSUALLLLL
Why don't he love me, man?
HOW COME THEY COULDN'T JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?
mem
>>81339111
roll
I hope so, I'm hungry
>>81339111
CHICKEN
&
WINNIGISH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QviR0xG1yTQ
YOU LET THOSE DAMN BOYS OUT OF THERE OR I'M GOING TO SIT DOWN
GIMME A HUG MAN
Let me tell you something about women...
>>81342155
I did it.Sex
i dont know why but it took me like three rewatches to realize will was making a sandwich at the beginning of the first video
>Hiro's prank has resulted in non stop name threads
how can he be so cruelhouse
>>81339194
>>81339256
Wu lad
>>81339256
WHAT A DOUCHE
>>81342376
YOU HEARD ME, SAS
>>81339111
it's not unusual
Sandwiches nigga
>>81342155
What's a woman?
I'll throw myself out
>>81342425
Well... I think *moves chair out tha way* you should take that back!
>tfw Carlton
What do you say Geoffrey ff- fr frey ff freyy? Why not 'W'?
bruh man get
YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREYAND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY
"BUCK UP"?
BUCK OFF!
>>81342155
Something about women.
What the heck is this?
WEW
>>81343332
It's Fesh Pince, dad.
Phillip Banks is going to fill our houses with banks.
There goes Phillip Banks, the biggest ass that ever lived!
>>81343488
Might as well kick it!
WHY DONT HE LOVE ME NO MORE MANG?
Apche, jump on it, jump on it
>>81339111
Can I be the Carlton?
It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
>>81344238
It's not unusual to have fun with anyone
>>81339111
IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
>>81344344
It's not unusual to get dubs like anyone.
>>81342848
Well? I think you are abig boy.
Check this out
>>81345144
Sorry mate, don't date Czechs.
Hello is President Bush there?
Wanna fuck?
>>81345227
>Clifton
We're getting closer
me irl desu senpai
Check this Carlton GET
To me heaven is a cross between a dikekike video, and chicken n winigish
PILLOWY MOUNDS OF MASHED POTATOES
HOL UP
>>81345829
BUTTER DRENCHED DRESSING
THIS CAN'T WAIT A MONTH
>>81345879
delete this
Oh my God... He's God!
AND WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?
Hey
Welcome back to America's Funniest Home Cucks
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
THE PHONE IS DEAD
WILL!
>When you do the sandwich shimmy
>>81346745
Carlton, man, I am not a KILLER!
Carlton naked
C E L E R Y
E
L
E
R
Y
test
it's time
Let's go
It is I
Git
>>81347215
AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY
AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY
AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY
Carlton Banks, that's B E A E N K E S, no E
>>81347879
E
E
E
uncle phil get
Carlton
Carlton
It's Carlton
Is Carlton even in the rotation of names?
>>81347959
Are you by any chance Carlton?
>>81347984
nough
you sell fish
rwall'n
Might as well try
>>81348789
Hey Lloyd is the coffee hot or cold?
What can I say about Carlton?He was Carlton
>>81349030
It's actually hot tea.
I'm Henry Firth.
You swindled me.
I'm the dude.
....
>>81347666
>>>81347215 →
SATAN FOUND GEOFFREY
HEY /co/PoniesARE ON
Didnt he shit ? Didnt he suarch?
Yes,he was human but he was also CHIKEN AND WAFFLES. NAAAAAA
>>81349696
Don't you have a shitty new season of your anime to work on?
Wot?
YOYOYOYOYOYO
>>81349696
TURN IT UP, TURN IT UP
>>81349756
DAMN IT JANET
No E. E E E E
>>81345055
Man, you can drop DEEEEEEEAAAADDD
Am I Carlton?
>>81349847
Oh my god. He's god.
I don't even think Carlton is a name you can get
Hello, is president Bush there?
>>81349958
WHAT'S YOUR P-P-POINT?
Fuck Phillip Banks. Banks want's to empty the banks, fill all our streets with banks, and run a banks making operation out of his banks.
>>81350100
But dad, aren't some of these banks?
>>81350100
But Dad aren't some of those Banks?
It will be me
CALRTON IS HERE
>>81350682
You're a better man than me e e e
e~
You happ e?
Carlton Banks. That's B E A E N K E, yes, no E.Eh, that was a joke ma'am.
>>81350556
>>81350644
Carlton honey, they're all lulz.I'm going to zip my pants.
AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW WERE ALL WORKING AT DOMINOS!
>>81351616
Will we ever find him?
>>81339111
Henry Cavill
What can you say about Carlton?
He was Carlton.
>>81352046SEX
let me tell you boys something about women
something about women
>>81339111
Carlton is the one with the Ritz
What would you do if you were me?
>>81352743
Be a mutant that can summon storms and stuff.
>>81352743
Pizzahut in the garage?
No more hugs, Will
>>81352743
>Schmidt
Move to Argentina to escape war crimes
>>81352933
>Perry Perry
Quite contrary
>>81352933
>Perry Perry
>>81352933
checked
Sandwich get.
>>81352933
Sick Dubs
Can you make me a sandwich?
>>81353754
>no
So did /co/ get any real celebrity names?
>>81353861
>Chorley
GOTCHA
>>81353861
Carlton what is that?
>>81353861
Close enough.
I'd like to welcome you to the memorial for Philip Banks. Saying a few words on behalf of the departed will be Philip Banks.
IT IS THE FUTURE
GIANT SPACE SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND THE CURE FOR DEATH
BUT THEY CAN ONLY USE IT ONCE
SO THEY USED IT ON UNCLE PHIL
THEN THEY SENT HIM BACK IN TIME
BECAUSE THEY HAVE A TIME MACHINE
>>81354409
I heard you started patching your driveway.Where did you get your ass?
Okay, somebody bury this.
>>81353861
I'll accept it.
>tfw no bread at home
no more hugs
NUMBERS
U
M
B
E
R
S
It's not unusual
>>81345859
Babbababababababababababa
Poor Tom Cruise
ZOWIE!
Ayy G, can ya make me a sandwich?
>>81339111
/tv/ pls.
I WANNA GROW
Look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures
We call them words.
>>81349877
HALLELUJAH
AND YOU FIND GEOFFREY
You need to kick that man's butt
>>81356949
I can't read.
>>81354758Fucker
>>81339111
will!
I WAS MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS
geoffreyy-y-y-yy-y-y
I'M RICH
You should kick my butt
>>81356902
WOAH
FAGGOT
(leaves room)
Aw would you look at that, your first short story and your first short story in the same room.
IT'S NOT UNUSUAL
>/co/
>no swoocing yet
>>81339111
Carlton
I can have a wing in one hand and a brerb in the other
For a long time it gave me nightmares. Having to witness an injustice like that. It was a constant reminder of how unfair this world can be. I can still hear them taunting him. "Silly Shredder, attacks are for kids." How come those turtle boys couldn't just give him some slack?
CHICKEN AND WINAGAINS
Drink 5-hour Energy it's not a drink it's more like a drink
>>81360423
>drink
>drink
>drink
>five hour
>drink
At this time, I'd like to invite someone with an especially warm memory of Carlton to come up here and share it with us...
>>81361374SEX
>contained to one thread here
>meanwhile on /v/
Can you make me a sandwich?
So what's going on with the name stuff? Is 4chan dying?
>>81362412
Today's date, Thomasor rather, yesterday's
>>81362412
IT'S NOT UNUSUALLL
>>81362412
4chan sold out to Google.
Oh my god Howard
>no one ever became Carlton
>no one will make the OP a sandwich
Ha ha, and might I add: HaaH
>>81345925
Hello?
My father just got an erection!
This place is locked up tighter thanJack Ruby's ass
>>81365315
It's that feeble minded Jackass
*CRACK
Are you quite fucked?
...Yes.
*SMACK SMACK SMACK